Sup Forums what is the most humane but also cool way to kill a hamster? our roommate really fucked both of his up and they're definitely dying. we think we should make him kill them to put them out of their misery. bonus points if it's really gonna fuck him up.
Sup Forums what is the most humane but also cool way to kill a hamster...
Benjamin Sullivan
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Anthony Wood
Gas the (((Hamster)))
Daniel Ortiz
Space mission
Cooper Garcia
that sounds like a hella boring way. Like, will they struggle or just go to sleep, cuz we need this roommate to feel really bad.
Ryan Price
They are literally up to their bellies in shit. One of them was perched on his shoulder and fell off, had a seizure or heart attack as it fell, then broke its leg and spazzed out on the kitchen floor. They both can't walk and are fukin mad blind now. Pics to come.
Wyatt Rogers
This. A thousand times this
Jason Cook
Your roomate should never breed. He would probably leave the baby at the post office with a crack head......during a lightning storm......while the building was on fire........and aliens were invading
Caleb Ortiz
Is your "roommate" the kind of "person" that "hugged" his pets too hard as a kid
Kevin Clark
Make him drown them
Robert Johnson
Make him break their necks
Thomas Ross
Humane way to kill small rodent:
1. Place rodent in small paper bag
2. Wind up and smack bag down on floor forcefully
3. Profit!
Hudson Flores
You obviously tie several helium balloons to them and send them off on a space program.
Nolan Wilson
No you use a rocket. Or fire them out of a cannon. But if you balloon him use a camera
Wyatt Johnson
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Angel Adams
Do what i done, put it in a sock, swing swing, bash off wall.
quick, painless
Isaiah Jenkins
Rape it then space program
Christopher Ross
just snap their necks like a reasonable person
William Foster
Sounds about right - quick = painless.
Otherwise place a book or something on it and step on the book.
Sebastian Perry
Get 1000 helium-filled balloons and tie them all to a piece of rope with a noose on the end for your roommate.
Justin Jackson
if it was just for us. but this is for him. his pain.
Brayden Scott
i mean also for the hamsters
Owen Anderson
flush
Andrew Butler
he had to live in his mom's basement like harry potter and the first story he ever told me was about going to the doctor with hairbrush bristles in his ass - that's how he stopped living with his mom.
Joshua Gray
Strap the hamsters onto a quarter stick of dynamite
Henry Powell
but then we'd have to pay more rent
Jeremiah Collins
this seems p psychologically damaging. we like this one.
Mason Walker
"i've cummed on more girls' faces than had sex"
he told us
Jaxson Sullivan
roll ^v
Angel Peterson
gas em with CO2
Xavier Jackson
trips means we take pics of the hamster death camp. Also, we need to strongly push for, like, complete emotional devastation w/r/t the hamster death.
brb
Luis Rodriguez
Get a new roommate
John Morales
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Jeremiah Taylor
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Lincoln Green
he can't survive that's why this is happening
Christopher Jackson
>swimming pool acid
Alexander Ward
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