What is a good method to kill yourself, but also not hurt your family? Here's the situation:
Two kids, age 7 and 12
Wife is fucked up in head
Kids are assholes
Job is ok, make good money
Can't take the pain any more
I want to kill myself, but make sure my kids aren't fucked up by now having a dad
I have a $5 million life insurance policy by will not pay out for suicide
Idea #1: go on darknet, download massive amounts of CP, submit anonymous tip to police. Get arrested, plead guilty, go to prison for long time. Get murdered in prison (fuck with negros and Mexicans so they murder me)
This solution would make my family think I'm some asshole pedo, and when I get killed they all think good riddance. Family gets insurance money, I get killed.
Idea #2: Boating accident. I have a shitty small boat. Take it way off shore, drown myself, sink to bottom, never get found. Downside to this is kids are fucked up because their dad is dead.
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