Literally generic you bang ese spic who breathes fire: the character

Literally generic you bang ese spic who breathes fire: the character

What the fuck did DC mean by this?

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>I already lost a family. I won't lose another one.

Why did he turn into a skeleton

>generic you bang ese spic
That is literally Ayers favorite type of character

i would let him destroy my pussy tbqh

Felt more organic than "I want B.E.T. (by the way I'm Black X-D)"

The way everyone else kept calling him ese felt kinda forced. If he was a loudmouth who talked like Speedy Gonzalez then it might have felt natural but the guy barely said 10 words at a time.

How did a gangbanger with full face tattoos afford a two story house in suburbia?

His power is that he's possessed by some kind of ancient fire diety

He was a gang boss, he laid it all out fairly clearly. Also all of LA is suburbia.

>He was a gang boss, he laid it all out fairly clearly.
When?

is funny how the suicide squad is described as a team of "meta-humans" by amanda waller when diablo is the only meta-human there.

What about Killer Cuck?

he's more of a mutant. since hes literally just half human half crocodile with no special abilities.

No more racist than Luis from AntMan
But you dont see articles about Luis from AntMan
Actually its less racist since the first words out Diablos mouth arent about illegal immigration

>Luis from AntMan
Holy fuck, was that guy annoying.

When he was giving his backstory he talked about getting power on the street, which somehow fueled his supernatural power.

God what a terrible movie

>I wasnt paying attention
>God this movie sucks

Dumb fuckhead

Let's list em out

>Deadshot
Literally nothing special about him other than he's autistic and practiced a lot to be good at aiming

>Harley Quinn
Generic crazy girl with daddy issues. No super powers at all but is somehow proficient in shooting a gun and swinging a bat. If she has a super power it's wearing slut shorts

>Flag
Nope

>Boomerang
Normal human

>Killer Croc
A mutuant who can breathe under water I guess. He doesn't have super strength or anything so cool? Idk

>Enchantress
By definition she's not even a meta-human or anything, she's literally an ancient evil awakens: the character

>Katana
Her meme sword is "magic" but she herself does not have any super powers

>Slipknot
Has that thing from Just Cause 2. Normal human

>Joker
Autistc, but has no actual super powers at all. Just like Harley.

>all of LA is suburbia.
>wtf are you talking about

>muh family
>only known them for a couple of hours

>luis from Ant Man
Aka One Punch Man: Spic edition.

Nice quads

Ya if only he remembered that bit he wouldn't realized how great the movie was

kys

How are Harley and Boomerang two of the most dangerous people on the planet? Slipknot too. He was just some retard with ropes, take away his ropes and he's just a retard.

would've*

>He doesn't have super strength
>tossed one of those monsters like a rag doll 40 yrds into a car window

there is plenty else wrong with your list but you are the autistic one

They said it mockingly

That's cuz he does it well

My ese

whoops, didnt mean to quote you

>Only know Will Smith for an hour
>He's done more fathering in that 1 hour than my actual father has done my whole life.
>Father Shot adopts a bunch of misfits.
>Adopted Older Sister is a juggalo.
>Adopted Older brother is a drunkard who likes to throw things
>Adopted Younger sister is a weeabo
>Adopted Younger brother has Aids and the medicine he takes dries out his skin.

Do you need superpowers to shoot and swing a bat?

>Joker
>Autistic
kek

Why were Boomerang and Slipknot brought in later? Why didn't Slipknot have a place in the Task Force X folder?

It's a Hispanic thing.

Kek

He's not even half crocodile, literally "Muh Skin Condition". Isn't he black now anyway? Coco Butter my scallie.
youtube.com/watch?v=aXidjcumTtk

Unless someone lives on skid row, the garment district, or in the depth of Chinatown then they're surburban. Inb4 downtown Pasadena isn't suburban or something along those lines.

Croc can't breathe underwater and neither can regular crocodiles. There's an animated episode about this fact even.

The IE is where it's at though.

If I remember well, he has some kind of skin condition or something like that, at least in the New-52...

PLease tell me Croc throws a rock at em.

youtube.com/watch?v=HEdg4glpCkg

...

>throws someone far
Wow, cool. Let's get this faggot to help save the world. He's contributing so much.

>ancient extradimensional beings made of magic
>are defeated by two bombs

Go home, Ayer.

he literally breathes underwater in the movie. it's canon now, nerd boy

>everyone calling him names
>making fun of him for not using his powers
>he suddenly pours his heart out to them
>we're all family now

It was like they filmed half a movie and just released it as is. The only reason Captain Boomerang is on the team is because a metahuman decided not to kill him.

Muh guns
Muh weed
Muh dirtbikes

Inland Empire Master Race

Apparently the studio had a hand in doing the reshoots. Who knows what the Uncut Unreated, Super Final Directors Cut Never-before-seen-found footage shit we'll get once the DVD comes out.

The blu-ray version will be the Suicidal Too Hot for Theatres Definitive Master Re-release version with 17 and a half hours of "extra" unedited footage, outakes, and Joker Bloopers

>Metropolis
>Gotham
>Midway City
>Central City
>Los Angeles