Hey Sup Forums.
So, I start a new job in a month. I just learned that one of my co-workers (born female, with female genitalia) "doesn't have a gender" and insists on being referred to with "them/them" pronouns.
How can I best fuck with her? Don't let me down, Sup Forums
Don't talk to her.
Kill it's cat
tell her you identity as a gender that doesn't use they/them and then accuse her of being a biggot
This is the best option. Associating with those people is like trying to talk to the down syndrome kids in high school. You might have to occasionally if they come up to you, but there's no reason to start an actual conversation.
Call her a her. If she tries to rat you out, deny everything. If you do it enough and your boss believes you, she could get fired.
Just call her "her", and if she calls you out, just say you forgot. Repeat until she starts making a scene, and then walk away, making sure customers/managers see it.
Literally give her no attention. it'll drive her mad
Kill it with fire
tell her you only identify as doritos flavours and that you must be identified as "cool ranch"
Is your boss okay with this?
Also how did you learn about this?
Obviously, constantly use a gendered pronoun.
Do not give in to this bullshit, it encourages more of the same.
We had a brief pre-employment teleconference, and that's when she told us about her preferred pronouns.
My pronouns are Code Red and White Out. My gender is Xbox. My sex is asexual.
She can "prefer" whatever she likes but unless your boss tells you to respect her wishes, don't. Just fucking don't.
Either she'll try to avoid you or break down into hysterics and be escorted from the building.
If your boss DOES tell you to do so, consider employment elsewhere.
niggergenered here. My preferred pronouns are nig/nog/muhdick
Rape it
Refer to them as "it."
This
I hang out with a lot of "trans" people, I don't bother fucking with them because it's just stupid. I call them whatever the fuck they want to be called. Although I do often tell the fast food cashier my name is Jennifer, because that's how I identify today. I'm 45yo with gray hair & a full white beard. They all just chuckle and don't know what to say.
Tell her you identify as "kynigender" – a gender which is not able to be pinpointed due to the stress of the questioning process, triggering anxiety.
I'm sure almost no one gets your sarcasm and you come off as a creep
>They all just chuckle and don't know what to say.
I mean, that's what unstable people make people do sometimes.
TRIPS confirm
Sure, I could probably be considered an unstable creep. I mean, I'm 45 and I'm on Sup Forums
Can confirm this works.
I had a coworker like this, all I did was refer to him as it.
It drove him mad enough to entertain me while I searched for another job.