I live In Texas and want to find a prostitute or "escort" as my once and only time to have sex...

I live In Texas and want to find a prostitute or "escort" as my once and only time to have sex. how do I go about this safely?

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Backpage

Pretty much afraid to call every escort on backpage because I think it's a sting.

Pretty much just can't do it.

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Where in Texas?

why? I'm not just gonna give out my location

same user

you could try The Erotic Review, they have testimonials and lots of detail on escorts if you pay the fee

I haven't done it myself, not quite lonely enough yet to take the plunge.

Soon.

Already used it, 90 percent of the escorts in my area don't have reviews, and the few that do are either ugly or way too over priced.

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humaniplex

What a waste of quads.

Ok, idiot, let me try to explain...if you live in some po'dunk town like blanco or karnes city or alice then it is a big difference from austin or houston.

Please provide a map of your exact lat and long with your next post for verification.

What a waste of trips.

okay I live in la vernia

>inb4 baseball in ass

Whore monger here, been at it for like sixteen years.

Thanks to Donald J Trump that's no longer an option unless they're posting somewhere else on the site. No more escort section.

How old are you user?

They are still very active on there

Ep and ns are also great resources

19

Fucking waste

I see that now that I went and looked, they're in the dating section. Should have seen that coming I guess.

Yeah true I thought the same way about Backpage either cops or some guy and girl robbing people.

That's the same thing that happened on cl years ago

mexishit girl. stop posting tortillas

I never had a bad experience with backpage the few times I used it. I even had them come over to my place and nothing bad ever happened. Of course, your mileage may vary and always do at least a google search on the phone number listed.

Sex is like a hard drug. Once you have it, it's really hard not to have it again.

Don't do it user, hang on to your purity.

Don't fall for the meme, you still got plenty of time to get laid. You should save your virginity for your wife or atleast someone special to you. You're better than that man, don't give yourself to some cheap skank.

Not that it's a bad thing to be a virgin, but why would you say you still haven't lost your v-card?

This is a lie.

Not really, for some people it's far more addictive than others.

I've been able to go forever without it but lately I've been having the itch.

>5'3"
>baby face
>childish
>talks to myself
>generally awkward in social situations

Virginity in males isn't anything special to hold on to. The only reason people like virgin women is for a tighter pussy. There's nothing that a guy gains or loses by having sex with whoever. Do what you want when you want. Don't feel obligated to do something just because of peer pressure or the thought you need to do whatever to become a man. It's all bullshit. Fuck a whore or don't. In the grand scheme of things, it won't matter in the slightest. The girl you eventually lose it to will likely become a bitch in your eyes and hurt you worse than a random whore anyway.

>The girl you eventually lose it to will likely become a bitch in your eyes and hurt you worse than a random whore anyway.

This.

what's EP and NS?

Fucking this a thousand time fold

>hurt you worse than a random whore anyway.
Although this can't really be disputed, there is the manner of the "soul".

Fucking is easy. But looking for that soulful connection is hard. If you care about such things, I'd hold off on the mongering until you yourself come to that ultimate conclusion yourself.

If you're going to rely on whores to nut on, then that's all you'll ever know. When the time in your life you do want to settle down with a real woman, you've fucked so many whores you wouldn't know how a 'proper' woman behaves, and how to treat them at all.

It'd be hard to 'make love' to a woman you intend to settle down with, only to degrade her and jizz on her face and whatever PSE experiences you previously paid for, that you thought applies to a 'normal girl' as well....unless you're lucky and she actually likes it....but that's lottery-odds there.

>Update
Ep is like back page but is image driven and ns is almost a direct replacement for rb

What does EP stand for?

Like what is the site?

It's cool if people believe in that stuff about souls and finding "the one." It's not for me. We aren't programmed to have one mate for life. People try to treat love as something more than what it is - chemicals that make you feel a certain way. If you want to be chained down to one person your entire life, then by all means, go for it. I hope it satisfies you on all levels. I can guarantee you that any man, regardless of his views on love, will have sex with someone else if there are no negative consequences. I believe religion has everything to do with people wanting to "settle down" and find "the one" - it's definitely the reason for marriage. It's all just social constructs. It goes against our nature. If people can find real happiness in it, then good for them.

So, you pretty much want to know where to find hookers in san antonio, right?

yep

bump because I think this user is still typing

I was actually walking a dog.

k

Dogs r gay

You definitely shouldn't solicit prostitutes, what with that being a serious crime. I would hate to see you one morning looking for your name on the screen at the justice center, but lets say you want to look at streetwalkers.

The best way to find them is just look at the arrest reports for prostituting.

Get yourself some young mexi hookers

On the other hand, lets say you found yourself in downtown san antonio at 4ish in the afternoon by yourself, strolling around the edges of tourist town. You will very likely be approached by reasonably good looking women who might have a sad story to tell involving having nowhere to stay, perhaps you could help, etc. Your imagination can fill in the rest.

I live in San Antonio. Don't bother with backpage. All trash. Check for yourself if you haven't already.

eros

>5'3"
well you still got a couple of years to sprout a bit, but I've know plenty of small dudes that can pull tail

>babyface
you're only 19 yet the fact that you you said "childish" confirms that's the self image you have of yourself

>childish
man up, take responsibility for yourself and don't let your past or circumstances dictate who you are

>talks to myself
everyone talks to themselves. the question is what are you speaking to yourself? Your words have power, you are what you think. Speak poitive things about yourself don't dwell on negative garbage. [James 3:4-6]

>generally awkward in social situations
most people are especially in this day and age where everyone is plugged into their phones and computers...I was once a total awkward wreck myself I had a some messed up childhood experiences and made really bad decisions after high school that left me broken as a man, but what or more like who fixed me up was when I started going to Church and found Jesus.

Great place to socialize, make friends, find a nice respectable girlfriend, and best of all find purpose in life and find REAL life in Jesus not just temporary pleasure but an everlasting joy.

Didn't intend to preach on your thread I just felt like my Spirit was tugging at me...good luck in your life bud, hope all goes well on your journey man Jesus loves you and He is there for whatever and whenever PEACE!

no, I appreciate this Sup Forums is just about the only place i can talk about my issues

I like how all the hookers just moved to the dating section

OP must be checking the records

nah I'm lurking ITT

Did you track down the hookers?

nope too Lzy