So whats on your mind user?

So whats on your mind user?

What's up your skirt baby?

Depression.

10 inches

do the lords work 4's

gabagoo

hit the gym tone

pulled a number, sent a text. 8 hours ago. no reply.

been obsessing all day over this, sigh. why do women do thus?

Turn around so I can fuck you in the ass.

that slut thinks she's special. Send dick pic

listen to Bolt Thrower to feel better f@m

lick it, before you stick it

I'd rather join the marines or something than shoot up a mall if that's what you're implying.

You better have your best wig and makeup on.

I saw a bug on my bed and I'm trying to take my mind off it by masturbating so I can sleep.

GaBBAGouewl? We aint got no gabbagouel!

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you got it bud

pleasant dreams

>here comes the lickeroo
>then the stickeroo

Should I fap? It's either that or go to bed.

>yourself

The five day forecast brings black tar rains and hellfire.

save energy for real life!

But the only plans I have for tomorrow are going to Mitsuwa and programming.

I can't kill myself. It would ruin my parents' lives. Plus I'm a high potential person. I can do a lot for this world.

might as well let one off then

And away I go!

the life insurance $$$ will give them a better life. You're a good person, do the right thing.

I booked a week off work to chill before my birthday this weekend. Wifes gay uncle invited himself over on saturday so I ended up spending all week cleaning and reoganising the house to satisfy my wifes neurotic need to impres people. I was meant to mow the lawn today but the mower is busted, which is somehow my fault, so gay uncle is going to see the house with about 3 weeks worth of grass grown, which is apparently the worst thing ever to happen. I just want to relax away from the stress of work.

And ontop of all that my typing on touchscreen makes me look borderline retarded but I never remember to proofread.

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Sick of the woman, sick of the job. Sick of everyone's drama and how important they think their petty, entitled complaints are.

Im addicted to sex and iv had a really good run lately however its come to the point where I finishes and leave literally right away. I then spend ages avoiding all the places Iv met girls because I dont have the self esteem to even make eye contact with them again.

Ehhhh! Whassa matta wid youu??
>hand gestures

get drunk and cause a scene

Duck stole my penis again

spend all your money on drugs, wither away and die

It's not the worst plan I've ever heard.

addicted to pussy? try ass