ITT: We judge people based on their name

ITT: We judge people based on their name.
I'll start: Daniel.

Daniel, you're a cunt

Parents wished you were a girl
> danielle


Adam

...

You seem really uptight and a jerk but you don't mean to be.

Who hurt you, Adam.


Dallas

Checkd, and sorry. I at least I didn't call you a cunt like Hair parted on side and hanging in eyes. Beiber style almost. Likes airsoft

Do you introduce yourself to girls with the line, "Madame, I'm Adam."

You are a really nice, respectable young man but all the anger you've been suppressing causes you to do things like jizz in customers food when you worked at Taco Bell that one summer.

James

You're a 7/10

>james
Eurocunt

It was Fazolis and I'm better now.

Felipe

Fernando

yo yo its tyron3 in the house nigga hahahah

cleetus here...like all white trash i lives off the gubment cheese

U mad nigger boi?

Mc cleetus coming at yo live with dj vageena on The feat

Mc cleetus coming at yo live with dj vageena on The beat

I almost got called James and the only friend called James I ever had was a ginger cunt.

Take from that what you want.


Harry.

James
>yeah James Smith
oh from number 47
>no thats another James Smith
sorry Ive forgotten you
>everybody does
indeed. now check 'em

Manhwhore

I am Luka

Pic not related

Harrison

Your mom still picks out your clothes.

No I'm a big boy

>Harry

You like to work on classic cars but underneath your flannel shirt and Dickies pants are a pretty pink bra and matching panties.

>Luka

You taste your own cup then cry yourself to sleep.

Leonidas

Oh shit I actually work at a classic VW parts shop.

Although I rarely work on cars and spend most my time smokin weed and playin vidya. Close enough tho.

Nigger

Joey

Never denied the bra and panties.

salim

Ayyyyyyy, Joey! Yous wanna play some stickball and shake dahn some Jew business owners, huh?

Alexander

My name is Gustav

>salim

Still a virgin.

...

>Alexander

Parents won't let you touch your trust fund until you get that Associate's Degree.

Also, furiously masturbates to Teen Titan porn.

Steven

John

>My name is Gustav

Everyone thinks you smell like cabbage.

Chris

you date an overweight hobbit

>Steven

Anti-depessants have cost you the ability to get an erection.

Phillip but I prefer to be called Phil.

Sean

Surprisingly not

No bra or panties, but I do tend to wear brightly coloured underwear, so I'll meet ya in the middle on that one.

You poop in the toy box, eat worms and have a twin sister who's just as nasty.

You've never been in a fight before and you have a secret scat fetish

Alex

Marcus.

Pretty close my gf is a hobbit but she's not overweight... Anymore

>John

>Phillip but I prefer to be called Phil.

Deep down you prefer to be called Phyllis.

Fuck.

Zébulon

Ben

Adrian

You like climbing mountains.

Ilya.

Having bi-racial parents completely destroyed your self-esteem.

Karl

>>John
The fuck does that mean?

Cale

Your gf has a fat ass but butterface

>Ilya.
When people talk about politics, you just smile and nod your head like you understand what they are talking about.

Big nosed Jew

Herbert

fuck

You're from the future

Exactly what is says. Nothing. Your name is John, now go be boring somewhere else.

Sounds like a Star Trek name

Eddie

Chad's autistic brother.

I laughed at this.

I have 3 sisters and no brother, try again.

Bryce

stop smoking so much weed brah

Jakub

Tall and thin. Nice teeth. Not so smart.

Legolas Greenleaf (not a joke, fuck my parents)

Alex Brown

Holy fuck you are a onion XDDD

>Jakub

You have quite the impressive collection of yamaka's.

Hot GF called Dom. You used to be fit but now you're fat.

do u live on the second floor?

Javier

Not bad looking or even awkward, but still a virgin for some unknown reason.

XDDD
Sory in Sup Forumsand
all jews just...pufff

in 10 years time your acoountancy firm will do better than projected for the first quarter, leading to you taking that weekend break together with your son you never really connect with.

NoW THATSA PROPA ORK BOYZ
WAGGGGGHH!

>Javier

You have more body hair than George "The Animal" Steele.

that was nice, the teacher let her do an interview in the middle of class like that.

>still a virgin for some unknown reason
well...
XD

slovenian/10

are you actually serious? need some proof

Katriina

I'll just gtfo now..

David Davidson here. Op sounds like a fag

>Katriina

Your peanut allergy annoys people.

Seth

Mathijs

Olet huora
Akseli

>Seth

You sell weed to high school kids and get off on the fact that they are afraid of you because they think you are connected to the mafia.