Apollo, Eruption, Kan-Opener, PP3D, Sabretooth, Storm2, Sweeney Todd, Terror Turtle

Apollo, Eruption, Kan-Opener, PP3D, Sabretooth, Storm2, Sweeney Todd, Terror Turtle

Who's /ourguy/ tonight?

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I need for storm 2 to get revenge on PP3D (Typhoon 2)

terror turtle sounds pretty autistic

sabretooth was a pretty cool robot

Terror turtle is pure concentrated autism and it's 100% /ourguy/

Where can i stream this?

I guess so

someone pls answer

I usually torrent it but now I want to watch it with you guys

robot wars is so dated

just google bbc 2 livestream, the show starts at 20.00 uk time, so 21.00 euro time. Don't know about the rest of the world

just like your mom

Robot wars is better than battlebots by a wide margin. Focus on engineering, coverage of the pit repair process, commentators who care, judges who know about the subject and aren't meme celebrities, etc.

thanks senpai

>focus on engineering
No, it's focused on getting the most ratings which is why they have to rely on gimmicks like the pit and house robots rather than real battling skill.

R8 my design

It's double sided which means it's not weak to filppers. The roller coaster track look is part of the design not just the drawing.

youtu.be/0zHmauVdCYA
Just incase you were wondering about Eruption's power.

...

looks like it wouldn't do any serious damage

Just go to FRA and ask for advice there. Asking here is useless

who /mortis/ here

>BBC
>More focused on getting ratings than ABC

At what point in your life did you learn that you were retarded?

You'd be retarded to think that robot wars is better than battlebots. Robot wars is full of bullshit wins.

Mortis was way ahead of its time engineering wise but it's design was unironically awful for combat robots

The lifting arm is like 2cm off the ground

>Chomp "beating" disc o inferno
>Mega tento "beating" stinger
>Razorback "beating" sawblaze
>Brutus "beating" lockjaw

Battlebots wins the gold in the judging special olympics. It's basically "Do you have a woman on your team or something that spins on your robot? Congrats, you win!

Why did everybody hate them? I remember they always got booed by the crowd but could never figure out why. They almost never won any battles so why all the hate?

>requesting that webm with two robots on battlebots, and one shooting a net or something...

I think they were unpopular because their robot cost like 50 times as much as most other robots. It had a ton of exotic materials and machining that most other teams didn't have access to and the BBC were in love with them for that. IMO that isn't cause to dislike a team, but for all the money they spent the end result wasn't very entertaining or effective.

No amount of bullshit in battlebots can top the pit or house robots levels of bullshit.

The pit is not complicated. If you do not want to go into the pit, do not drive into it or get pushed into it. The house robots stick to their corners in the new series, and if you don't want to get fucked up, don't go near them.

Producers wanted a "villain" team for the crowd to boo. The team were actually pretty decent guys from what I'm told, even best friends with the Razer crew.

>adding hazards that put emphasis on good driving is bullshit

wew lad

who /spawnofscutter/ here?

thank god we got foxic as the villains this season

Who's ready to rumble

here we go

here we go, turtle

I hated those fucking faggots

You can tell that Angela really likes making those nerds uncomfortable.

How did that fat family get to the final with le flipper bot?

>kan-opener
Looks like a piece of shit

>OP is a retard who didn't put Robot Wars in the title

REV UP THEM SAUSAGE ROLLS

lifelongs get fucked

Reminder PP3D are Team Typhoon cancer.

>black woman with piercings
Finals confirmed

What happened to that fire house robot?

& has there ever been a good fire robot in robot wars?

>peepee

>it's not always about the size

>angle-grinder


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Do i need to steal your motherfucker birthday son

>a box with angle grinders attached

Very good, I approve.

>flippers

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That kid was a legendary driver.
Only Thor topped him

those discs will break straight away

>has there ever been a good fire robot in robot wars?

Wish Angela would touch my PP

Robot Wars
>hosted by based Craig Charles for a solid hour, no breaks
>top British boffins for judges
>mental arena, flames, the pit, the flipper, dropped washing machines on robots, has a digger arm in the early series
>the fucking house robots holy shit

Battlebots
>hosted by ESPN castoffs with names like Randy Schweinberg the third
>20 minute show squeezed out over 30 minutes
>arena has some... chains? spikes? wow
>commercial break every time they even show a hint of action
>constant replays of the little action they show
>shitty analysis

based diotoir

All these fucking teams that have some shitty axe, or spike or flipper on their machine. how do they expect to actually deal damage to other robots? Remember that robot that spun on the spot with flails from the other week? How did they think that would even remotely dent something made of metal?

OK
OK GUYS
OK
WHAT IF
WHAT
IF, have a flipper robot that's in the shape of a corkscrew?

> Flipper

Consider suicide

FUCK OFF YOU WHINY FUCKING FAGGOTS
JESUS CHRIST FLIPPERS ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN ROBOT WARS

IF YOU WANT GAY FLIPPERLESS SHIT GO WATCH BATTLEBOTS

Kan-Opener for the win lads get rekt

>Two angle grinders because we hate weapons that actually do something

Have people learned nothing in the last 20 years?

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kan opener cringe

Fire/liquids are banned
So are projectiles

Reminder that Razer will rise again

They were "characters" and the BBC like that sort of thing

PP3D and Apollo master-race coming through

>kan opener goes for pit button 2 seconds into round
Hhahahaa

Every spinner is a hypno disc wannabe

>These faggots

No MDF memebot this week?

more bite than great a white boi

>these shit tier robots

The flipper got flipped by the flipper

sweeney todd is doing fuck all

>THIS SHIT BATTLE
How is apollo still here

Every episode someone's receiver breaks. I miss the special events that would break up the heat games

Favourite house robot lads?

Always liked Shunt me.

Thought I would post this as laugh.

The Dutch presenter Eric Corton had two instants of swearing on the show but got away with it as the fuck was in English.

youtube.com/watch?v=xafgOfNXTC8#t=10m10s

It's at 10m10s

youtube.com/watch?v=XQ0z00ObfHw&feature=youtu.be&list=PLB394EEC0A0F4E7D8&t=115

It's at 1min, 59 seconds

Any other show where someone got away with swearing?

SHITTY TODD
CAN'T OPENER

They're treating the flipper like a fairground ride

D E A D
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M E T A L
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This is a farce

They're just damaging themselves more than each other.

Damn. That was probably the best 4-way melee all series. I was sure Apollo were fucked after they lost the wheel but kept going. Impressive.

fuck apollo i thought he was done for when he landed on his back

>IN YOUR TEAT
Dara you mushmouth paddy fuck

remove black

Is a robot called 3DPD

Isnt that a Sup Forums anime meme?

>group stage always falls apart towards the end as the robots fall apart with little time for maintenance

>flippers always have been a cancer on the series

Ftfy.

They're no fun to watch besides chaos 2 and employed only by boring MUST WIN faggots. I don't see how anyone can defend them.

>removable link fell out

How many times has this happened this series?

>jazz hands

Dara pls go

>that THICC

Is this your first wars, kid?

>having a Robot called 3DPD

I want that presenter to sit on my face,

the other chick is cool as well

THICCCCC

and none of them are as good as hypno-disc

it just shows how supreme the earlier bots were. they would cream the majority of the dogshit entered this year