What is the G A Y E S T thing you've done?

what is the G A Y E S T thing you've done?

at a festival i was speedballing and on some tabs, but didn't have any molly, so i found some faggot who had his face painted and had molly, went into a port-a-potty with him and he fed me the molly and i licked his fingers and grabbed his dick through his shorts, but said i didn't want to ruin his makeup by kissing him, then i slipped out and did some sick maneuvers to avoid him and rolled face all fucked up and hooked up with a blond girl

it bothers me a little bit, but he didnt touch my junk and i also gave him some random pills i had that were probably dangerous so i figure everything was consensual to myself and i dont feel too bad about it, thanks for letting me vent that

Jerked off to that picture

I fucked my brother

Decorated my house exhuberantly, using brilliant colours.

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Sucked off a guy I met 45 minutes prior in his car.

I've jacked off to gay porn on more than one occasion and will continue to do it from time to time. I've also thought about buying dildos for personal use.

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I sent a dick pic to this guy online. I was feeling pretty lonely and he told me he was into traps so I thought he would appreciate my dick. I just needed some form of validation.

long time ago me and a friend licked each other's assholes and maybe blew each other. cant remember

Played with my prostate while crossdressing and watching solo trap porn (manami-chan)

Started do anal stuff. Started with a finger, now I'm riding fat dildos or stuffing a wide butt plug in my ass to keep the vibrator eggs in while I go out in public.

I'd also fuck trap Link. Hard. Then let home fuck me.

>probably bi-sexual in all honesty. I'll never admit it though. Too scared.

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>Then let home fuck me
>home

>probably bi-sexual in all honesty
>I'll never admit it though

you just did, Einstein

Kill yourself, nigger.

deep throated a cucumber, then fingered my ass.

Auto correct on dat der Android tablet. Typing 1 handed. Fight me

I voted for Trump

Early teens ...

Sucked off / jerked off a couple friends. I sucked my red headed friends dick every chance I got and r was happy to let me.

Got naked and played with myself in front of a stranger in his 60s. He wanted to watch. I wanted the attention. I was 12 or 13 at the time and totally initiated it. I was a horny little kid.

That's one of the straightest things you could do. Your joke failed.

have dated 2 shemales [vegas is crazy]. fucked one in the ass after she blew me [i never knew wrapped bj's could actually feel good till her], the other didnt like anal so she blew me and in the moment... i blew her back.

Opened this thread

What a faggot

Degenerate fag

Fuking homo

Trump is bi

Sucked dick. Fucked a guy in the ass. Tasted my own precum
I'd call it a three way tie

Do u like to ride dildos too? Homosexual

I'm preeeeetty gay so maybe it doesn't count for me but the gayest thing I've ever done was fuck 3 of my friends in one night separately, then two of those guys at the same time that same night. Stayed up the whole night shitting out like a liter of cum. I was terrified I might have gotten aids (I didn't btw) since I usually always use a condom. Then the next morning my best friend drove me home and he gave me a big lecture about how I shouldn't have done that and shouldn't do stuff like that. It was obvious he was jealous and it was really cute so I had sex with him later that night. We are in a relationship now and I sort of regret that night before with my other friends even though I jerk off to the memory still:

Oh as an adult I've done trans camwhoring. Told lonely dudes I'd worship their cocks. Fingered my ass. Fucked my ass with a dildo. Bent over my pink chair with a hippie dress hiked up to my hips so everyone had a nice view of my bare soles, shaved balls and asshole.

>be me, 19
>watch old-young gay porn
>odd boners
>start touching my asshole
>feelsgood.jpeg
>take naughty pics of my ass
>not enough to cure my thirst
>post picd on CL looking for daddy type

gosh hot

Shit nigga I did the exact same thing. Pretty sure most guys do.

Tbh it kinda gave me a thing for shotacon tho. Not a huge thing, but on occasion I like to fantasize about my time as a young teen.

And maybe it's just me but I feel like guys that age really are just a few inhibitions away from having an all out orgy.

Kill yourself faggot, thats why ur dad ha8 u

kys nig nog

Thats what i call a fag

I'm saving that to jack off to later, so that's another gay thing I've done/ am doing

Maybe thats the reason cuz.ur mom.doesnt hug u anymore kek

Regularly ride my dildos to climax. Does that count? Also actively looking for a gay relationship. That seems gay

Yeah true. I'm married now, sometimes I'll check out m4t stuff on Craigslist and fantasize about being some guy's throat slave. I live in a big city and there are a lot of juicy ads. Then it's like this is the real world and blowing dudes from CL is probably not a great idea.

LOL if you think that little summary is hot you have no idea. I'm no writer so don't ask me to write about it. I tell myself I regret it cause it clearly bothered my bf so much but gawddayum I'd probably do it again. Those other guys never brought it up to me though... Probably cause they knew me and my bf had a thing starting

investigated this thread.
gay

So Trump is proof there are only 2 genders?

there are only 2 genders and he likes both, just like me

Mark, is that you?

>asked my brother to finish on me (but I was like 9 or something)
>had relations with two of the neighborhood boys when 10 and 11
>now I fap to shota and twinks sometimes and do sharpie in my pooper (except i need to quit that or it may end up stuck in there)

capcha: local dixons

When I was 13 I found a trap thread on Sup Forums, jerked my dick raw 3-4 times, and then came back in an almost daily basis to see more.

By 14 I was hitting puberty hard and decided all of a sudden to get lewd af. Shaved off my minor body hair and took some pics.

The next morning on my way to school I realized that I kinda fucked up shaving my legs WHEN I HAD TO GO TO CLASS.

But then the token "tough kid" noticed and locked himself in a bathroom stall with me during lunch and made me suck him off while he rubbed his fingers on my hole. He didn't even cum, but he did punch the shit out of me after.

I have some mixed feelings about the event. He fucked me in the ass a few months later and it was unreal, but he also literally punched my dick when I had an orgasm from it. :(

Sucked an 8 year old's dick.
Had an 8 year old suck my dick.

i regularly fuck traps and femboys, 18 to 19 years old mostly, and i suck huge black cocks at glory holes.

care to share a story?

on traps or bbc?

super mutants have no genitalia

traps

bbc
I want to know what herpes taste like

Met up with a dude in his car, sucked his dick. He came into my mouth and went back home. Turned into a regular thing where I'd meet him in his car, suck or get fucked, and go back home. That was the life.

coming to Sup Forums

Swapped head with my friend's brother at his grandma's house

When I was 11-12 my uncle would get me to strip naked and he would take pictures of me in different very explicit positions. I cried about it almost every night because it felt so disgusting him taking pictures of me in those positions and I couldn't talk to anyone about it because he scared me into silence about it. I'm honestly really surprised he never tried to rape me. Anyways since then Ive developed feeling a lot like a girl which fucked me up since I'm straight. But the crazy part that I still can't really comprehend myself is that years later when I was 15 I found those pictures in the attic of my cousins house along with pictures of my fucking cousin and little sister. It made me feel sick. I was going to bring them to my mom but I went to my cousin first for some reason. We ended up talking for a few minutes and told me that his dad fucks him almost every night and their mom knows about it then he cried in my arms for what felt like hours. I could not fucking believe it. But guess what? I kept the pictures of myself and jerked off to them for weeks, the whole time thinking about my uncle fucking me. A few months later we were camping as a family and I told him I found the pictures and he got horrified and asked if I told anyone. I said I didn't and he said why and I said I don't know. Then that night I went to my aunt and uncles tent and woke them both up and said sorry I thought it was my parents tent the whole time just starring at my uncle. He literally just said to my aunt he'll be back in a few minutes and she just sat there with this crushed look on her face. I have no idea how he's got her in this place whether it's beating or what but I still don't know. He came out and we went out into the woods and I blew him then he gently fucked me against a tree for about a minute. I remember my mind was like completely blank. I didn't even think about it or feel any pleasure or pain or anything it just happened and he came in me and we both went to our tents.

Learn to realistic story faggot.

Never really found men attractive but I've fapped to gerudo link

Basically, masturbated the way a girl would.
Instead of just stroking it the way you usually would, think of your dick as a clit and rub on the frenulum (the underside of the head where the mushroom bit connects to the long bit)

Takes ages to climax, but when you do, it feels awesome. Most guys never find this out because they lack the patience to do it.

Anal play is optional, but helps some guys, ymmv

>at bar with some friends
>spot trap drinking alone
>girl friend notices me checking him out
>very convincing trap, i just know what i'm looking for
>"cock or pussy?"
>"cock, like 90% sure, either way..."
>leave friends to chat him up
>"hey cutie"
>he giggles a bit
>clearly a bit buzzed already
>"how can a pretty girl like you be drinking alone?"
>"i guess i'm not anymore"
>i sit down and we talk for a bit
>knocking back drinks
>get to talking about sex
>he says it's been a while for him
>decide to see where i'm at by going in for a kiss
>give him a little peck on the lips
>he smiles
>give him some more
>slide over to his side of the booth to makeout

My boner is intrigued, go on.

The other day I invited a trap over to my house and came on her. Was a first for me. Will continue to do this for a while. Seems alright.

Fuck off, you can call it fake all you want but I'll have these fracture marks on my third and first rib for the rest of my life

Anyone know where I can find convincing traps in Los Angeles? Gayest shit I done is fapped to them only.

K

i've done this before, it's pretty good

You live in California, so there has to be a gay bar on every street right? Try those.

Also, pacing, edging, anything that makes it last longer. Really anyway guys dont do it works better

>obviously down to fuck
>problem is lots of traps/trans/whatever can get cold feet if they haven't announced what they are yet
>have my hand on his lap
>his hand is on mine while we're making out
>get a bit closer to his cock
>he pushes back a bit
>get more assertive
>go right for the bulge
>stops kissing me and looks at me like he thinks i'm going to kill him
>squeeze his bulge, give him a little kiss
>smile at him
>"your place or mine?"
>he smiles from ear to ear and giggle his
>making out in cab
>get to his place
>pay cabby
>he looks at me
>"that's a fine piece of pussy my brother"
>smirk as i close the door
>in traps bed
>i'm shirtless
>got him down to his panties
>hand down his panties jerking him while we kiss
>he's small, totally smooth, and rock hard
>i slide my hand down
>rub his tight asshole while his balls are still in my hand
>he moans a little too loud
>looks embarrassed
>we both laugh it off

I have. Only see obnoxious drag queens and regular fags.

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Plenty. Not really into dude-butt, but I'm pretty good to go otherwise.

hurry up

69ed with a long time guy best friend

>some day buddy of mine starts discussing Hentai out of nowhere
>after a while, we enjoy Hentai together
>HOWEVER, we do not fap, because that would be awkward
>can't stand being horny every time we watch Hentai, so I propose we fap together
>he agrees, but can't pull his dick out because he's embarassed
>I go first and pull out my dick, starting to fap
>he joins
>I notice he's watching my cock instead of watching Hentai
>he later admits that even though he does not consider himself to be gay, he is fascinated by my dick and its size
>things kinda get out of hands and next time we fap, he's sucking my dick

Nowadays he tries to deepthroat me balls-deep each time we fap. So much fun.

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dude, this is a gay thread, fuck off with your traps, they aren't gay

first gens do

First and foremost, you need to seek therapy. This type of sexual abuse will only compound on your feelings of depression later in life. Your uncle abused you and your cousins without repercussions, and I think the next step would be to contact the authorities.

I hope the pain you and your cousins feel will one day be washed away. An unrealistic wish, but a wish nonetheless.

>get out of my pants
>cock springs out, rock hard
>he gets on his hands and knees and starts sucking me from his bed right away
>run my hand through his hair
>he's arching his back and showing his perfect bubble butt off
>spank him
>spank him again
>push him off my dick
>time to smash
>whip out a condom
>he lubes me up
>i lube his ass up
>slide into him
>his arms are around my neck
>start fucking him slow
>making out
>get his legs over my shoulders
>fuck him hard
>he's moaning like crazy
>he nuts all over himself
>i pull out and blow all over his face
>he sucks the rest of the cum off my dick

we fucked a few more times that night too.

>be 14
>its Halloween
>I'm a spooky clown
>my cousin whos 15 is a princess like Cinderella or something
>its supposed to be a joke like haha look at the manly princess but he's not manly at all
>the whole night I just look at him weird
>he looked way to good for a boy
>He had a friend do his make up n everything
>after we get done and are hanging out at his house he starts asking me if he's sexy in a joking way
>I start to realize that he's actually meaning it when he refuses to take his costume off after I took mine off
>we hang out n play games till his parents go to bed
>Then he starts getting really flirty

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traps are gay

taking it in the ass..

OH WOW THAT CLIFFHANGER! Learn to fucking write a believable story you Jew.

lol youre a fag bro

was it a dog?

I text with a scottish gay dude i met while playing league of legends. Sent him dick pics and even a vid. Always deleted what he sent me after looking once. Feelsprettyfuckinggayman.

Sounds very hot, thank you fellow faggot.

i'm bi you fucking CISWHITE.

sounds hot

everyone is bi

confirmed