Why won't my bf eat me out Sup Forums ?

why won't my bf eat me out Sup Forums ?

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Probably has something to do with your pussy situation. What are we working with?

That's shits boring and exhausting. You probably just aren't that hot anymore.

Gonna need pussy pics for evaluation please. Or are you a guy and mean eat out your ass?

I make sure it's clean and doesn't stink at all, and I change my panties often. I also shave every 3 days or so. He says it's because he's not used to it but he's only tried three times in three years.

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Lost me. What r u takin aboot?

you taste of pennis
>source: tongue

Just wondering here
>I have nothing to contribute to the thread
Did you ask him to eat you out? When?
Was he bad the first time? Did you mind? Was it his first time? tttttttttttttttttttt

Make him feel like he wants it. Make him feel like he is good at it, and reward him when he does. Boys are just pets, and a good pat on the head/treat will make him do it whenever you want

I ask him every few months or so, try to keep it fresh in his mind that it's something I want without pressuring him too much. The first time was like August of last year, and late march this year. He wasn't bad as much as just inexperienced.I made sure the times he did do it to let him know he did great and like how I learned how to suck him off better w/ time, that it's similar. We've been eachothers first times for everything pmuch.

wb before the fuck tho

sorry I typoed
you taste of pennies

He sounds like a faggot, I'd eat you out every day.

Hes probably just a jerk. I mean its not really that bad, ive only beem with 5 women and im always willing to go down. If youre asking nicely and being sexy about it and hes not willing then screw him get what you need elsewhere. Im sure theres some good lookin guy at your work or school or whatever wholl go down on you till your legs stop working.

Maybe it's because your bf is a cat

i think i'd know if i tasted like pennies, thank you for the input though
cant tell ya how many times ive heard that one

why didnt i think of that

pornpics.com/galleries/naked-teen-with-sexy-toes-stretches-ass--vagina-for-dp-toy-insertion/
she's only got like two definitive pussy pics, but best reference i can give you that isn't nudes

pennies aside, some guys just don't enjoy it and cant be fucked doing it for your amusement.

I tell girls I love to eat them out, but honestly I just put up with it. it's hot as fuck when they cum but the rest is a hard slog.

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A cat with a rats face

i mean he's super nice abt everything else? he says its because all the porn he watched when he started was bj stuff and wasnt ever centered around pussy at all, so he still thinks it's weird and he's "trying". which i get, but its been like 3 years now lol. i told him i'd accept just never receiving it, but he says for me not to give up and he's trying to work up the courage. i dont mind not receiving if hes honest but he's keeping my hopes up.

i mean at least you do it

Is it because hes "too tired" or something when he gets home from work? Cause i heard that one all the time. Or just "not in the mood" but if you saying anything about head he suddenly perks up?

I get my dick sucked a lot more than I eat girls out, it seems churlish not to do it

fuck you michelle I am fucking exhausted from work and your bullshit right now, and your whining about this doesn't make it any better.

he say's he's worried he won't be good enough at it so he's working up the courage, like i said in though, i wouldn't mind not receiving but he keeps telling me he will. he asks for head and i gladly give though.i don't mind giving head at all.

Idk that seems like kind of a throw away answer in all honesty. Id never done it with my girlfriends but you know i wanted to please them. Itd be one thing if he was bad and you just didnt ask but not even trying just seems like someone who really doesnt care. At least in my opinion. Obviously i dont know him but that just seems shitty to me

Try getting a strapon. He might be more comfortable sucking dick.

well i mean at least you take how they feel into consideration about it too, you may not be fully into it cept the end, but its still nice of you.

yeah i felt the same way, but getting mad at him doesn't really solve anything and makes me feel selfish for pressuring him.

All i wanted was some affection tom! How dare you! Im takingthe kids to my mothers

haha nice one

Sounds like either he is selfish/lazy or you are a whale op. Eating whale pussy and eating regular pussy are two very different things.

thanks babe
but given lack of tits in this thread I'm bailing, good luck with the whole cuntpennies thing

I have the opposite problem, my gf isn't in to me eating her out :\

i can understand that position. But it comes down to your happiness and enjoyment. If its something you like and want and he wont deliver, how long can you go like that you know? You just want to make sure you dont start to resent him for it. Side note is he into you being dominant? Like making him follow your comands.

i am no whale trust, i could even give you my 3 measurements.
id give tits but then this thread would get off track, farewell user

Quite serious here. He might be (slightly) gay, and not really attracted to females at all.

When you sleep together, he might be fantasizing you're a trap.

matt?

he probably doesn't feel confident about it since it sounds like he is unexperienced. teach him how or find a simple breakdown for him to read ;/ also, I don't really get this but some dudes just aren't really into it... I don't really get it myself I mean if your hot enough n I want it that bad I can even cum just eatin you out but some dudes aren't into it for whatever reason

You might be bad at it. Or you have a beard and it rubs her the wrong way

no, but I'm matt and my gf also doesn't like it

yeah, thats why i'm only a little ticked hes keeping it open instead of telling me he's just not comfortable doing it. he keeps telling me to wait but then it never happens ?? he's into me being dominant sometimes, but mainly only if im riding him.

Thats my new favorite picture

>off track

Measurements? I could tell you my dick is is 12x8, doesn't make it true.

hes asked me to show him what's what, and i have and i've had talks with him about it, the two times he did it i praised him to no end and i've tried to make him as happy as possible. id get it if he was into it but he keeps telling me he will

wait.... did you say Spider-Man thread?

1. Attack him when he gets home and get on top of him.
2. Handcuff him.
3. Remove panties and sit on his face.
4.?
5. Profit

ahh cause im personally huge into women who are more aggressive with what they want, and id have to say my biggest turn on has been when a girl climbs up and rides my face telling me to please her. Theres something so sexy at looking up at a naked woman with her thighs around your head that just makes life good

that would be a very interesting dick. ive posted nudes here about a year ago and had a terrible time so thats another reason why no nudes, i get what you mean though ^^

Nope, not Matt.
dunno, she used to be in to it ages ago but don't have any other opinions (same gf for nearly 17 years)
It's possible the beard thing could be it. I do get rid of it occasionally but it's not like she is suddenly interested.
shame too, I love eating her out

This, if he doesn't like that then he's into dudes.

4.) Spider-Man in every field

ive tried climbing on him at night and waking him up to me sucking him off in a 69 position, i'll try to be a little more aggressive though to see if it works ^^

Sleep eat out that bitch.

ive used his fingers while he was asleep, it feels a little more exciting than your average fingering

I'm sure we could arrange for a less terrible time. or a more terrible time, if that's what you're into.

i'd be honored if this became a spiderman thread

My god bless your heart. Id have to say any man would be lucky to have you. Thats just an amazing way to wake up. If youre ever near la and you need another boyfriend let me know.

look for a simple article that describes the parts and feels that's like a basic guide, cuz if its something he actually WANTS to do once he has the right guide/understanding he should be curious to see if the tools actually work
porns not really going to help him get it imo

>pennies
Lewl

I used to love eating girls out until I got a little older, OR if the the girls were heavy set. Going down on chicks is all about ideology. A guy has to to want "be that sexy" or it just not worth it, seeing as how we are lazy selfish creatures and our cocks will not be stimulated at that moment

I would say your only hope is to 69 with him, that's the only way I go down on my gf, because I'm a garbage person, but whatevs

what the fuck

waking up to a pussy right in my face, probably unbathed, would be the worst thing

waking up to a blowjob sure, waking up to an obligation to tongue someone before you even have a drink of water is awful

Im surprised he sleeps through that. But i must be the worlds lightest sleeper so yeah idk

No need to molest a sleeping boy.
If you've got boring fingers, spice 'em up.

he told me like a month ago he was reading stuff about it so he could be better, no proof of this though. sigh. i meant the porn thing from like puberty to now, he sometimes watches it while i suck him off though
thank you !! i try to be as good to him as possible ^^
well i mean ya win some ya lose some
i've only ever done it on nights i've showered, i he asked to have a drink first that wouldn't be a problem

Lets agree to disagree friend

wait is his name Jayson?

Depends on the pussy, imo.

no his name is patrick

Wait is this the Krusty Krab?

Are you his first partner?

no this is patrick !

yes, and he was mine

homework for him: xhamster.com/movies/828860/nina_hartley_pro_licking_pussy.html
homework for you: know what you like, get excited, and be expressive when he does something to you that you like.

/thread

Always creeps me out seeing someone else with that spelling of my own name.

Well guys looks like our "lady" poster left. Thread dead. Have a good night.

go to bed, Jason

I love eating girls out, but with my first girlfriend I did it with, I don't think I ever got used to the taste. It would get me a tiny bit in the very beginning and then I would get used to it for the rest of the session, but the next time I would have to ease into it again.

Also just like others have said, make him feel like you really enjoy it. Direct him to where it actually does feel good, but make sure he KNOWS (verbally works best. that shit's hot) he is making you feel good. But also tell him you really want him to do it. If you give him BJ's, you deserve it too. Nowadays, I have gone down on other women and I don't even notice the taste.

If you take good care of it like you say you do, I don't think it's because you have a nasty vag. It is a lot of effort because lets be honest, every girl likes it different down there and it's 100% a learning curve with every different girl. Just direct him to where it feels good. Also encourage him to use fingers at the same time. Easier job on the guy and from fast experience girls seem to like it better.

Its because were all just a figment of your imagination Jayson. You hit a tree on the way home and are in a coma. Charlotte doesnt really love you its all just your brain slowly dying. Unless you wake up.

I guess the good news is, he'll probably be a little less clueless with his next partner. Not that it's much consolation.

thank you so much for the very helpful advice !! i'll definitely give that a shot, and maybe he'll feel better knowing its not all dependent on his "inexperienced" mouth
who knows

Wrong spelling, and this is when I wake up

For real though, now that I think about it, it does sort of taste metallic like pennies. It's something to get used to honestly, but it's also a vag in your face so he shouldn't care as long as it isn't literally making him gag.

I've never met a Charlotte so I am thankfully not i a coma.

Well i tried. You would have shit your pants if you had though.

hes thankfully never gagged before and only told me it's a really different taste so he'll have to get used to it, he just hasn't done it more than twice so idk where the logic of him getting used to it went lol

As a reply to help you with your issue though, try maybe working it into a food porn type deal? An ex of mine used to be heavy into putting whip cream down there. So maybe change the flavor a bit up for him will make him try harder? Also does your name start with a, "F"?

I never got used to the taste either. Human flesh tastes weird. But it's part of being human, I guess. And if you don't plan on being a hermit the rest of your life, you *learn* to like it.

no it doesn't start with an "f", but he does love whipped cream so maybe ? haha

Get sugar free. Sugar will fuck your shit up down there if you arent careful.
You know whats weird ive always kinda liked the taste.

Also pic related. I hope you got some helpful info OP. And i hope your boyfriend wises up and gets in there. You seem like a respectful and deserving lady.

Careful with putting sugar down there, if you're prone to yeast infections though. I have heard that eating certain kinds of fruit helps (e.g. Pineapple). It's important to know your own body, which can sometimes be difficult when you're stuck inside it.

cos bitch u stanky

yeah im not trying to get any sugary based infections. thank you for the sweet words and good wishes though !!

Thats half true about the food thing, but if i remember correct the only things that change the tastes are things that are bitter, like coffee,tea,strong bitter stuff makes it worse.

ive studied so many stupid articles online on how to taste sweeter and stuff and it's so frustrating i swear

Tell Rowland hi for me.

whelp its nearing 5am and im dead, goodnight everyone and thanks for the helpful advice and spiderman pictures. peace ^^

on a side note, i dont know who that is

Yes. (Sugar)
I believe you, as far as flavor.

It's just..... the taste of humans has always weirded me out. (Mouth, skin, vaginas, same). I've only tasted girls and myself, though. If guys taste different I wouldn't really know.

Goodnight op.
Use your powers for good, ok?