What's your usual routine for anal sex?

What's your usual routine for anal sex?
My GF takes a shit right before, then sticks a plug in her ass while we fuck for a while before replacing it with dick.

Also; Anal stories
Pic related. It's the one we usually use

ew your girlfriend poos?
you got played motherfucker

lol op's gf poops. confirmed for fag

enjoy your AIDS

Lmao that's literally not even a girl. Fucking moron learn some biology girls can't shit
You're fucking a biopussy congrats you played yourself

Damn son

underrated lol

bump

Trying to get my wife into it, but we always have to stop because she's hurting. Any tips to get her to relax?

Buttplug: 70's drawer pull edition.

white wine relaxes her, rectal syringe after pooping, butt plug during sex then balls deep in the ass till i bust.

Jesus Christ that cunt is hairy, have her Shave it OP, no idea what you're missing!

>Be with first real gf
>17
>Convince her to try anal
>Got one of those enema bottles with laxatives b/c no idea what we're doing
>Go to bedrom
>Lay out towels and lube and stuff
>Finger her ass for a while until she says she is ready
>Stick dick in
>She frowns, but says she's ok
>Do it for a while
>She says stop
>Didn't cum
>Got shit on my dick
>NotEvenMad.jpeg

lube... lots and lots of lube

2 roofies

she has to be in to it. like sit down and have a conversation about it, or if shes just a ho you're blasting just accidentally put it in her ass when you're both drunk.

and?
this is a normal experience if you dont do the enema

Worth mentioning that after this she went absolutely buttslut.
She would randomly let my dick slip out when riding me and just stick it in her ass and whisper "Cum in my ass" into my ear.
Still think about that when jacking it.

not my story but a really close friend of mine

>be 19
>have qt3.14 gf, redhead
>been banging for years, decide to try anal
>stick dick in
>felt great
>pump twice, immediate torrent of liquid shit EVERYWHERE
>smell was horrible, shit all over body, all over her body... sheets ruined

and liam never tried anal again

>General anal stories
>Posting general anal story
gtfo

it doesnt even say general anywhere
also what kind of story is that? you want me to fall asleep faggot??

>Complaining about bad stories
>Doesn't post story
Go watch my little pony or something, fag

You must like having a shitty dick then

do your homework next time

Anal is something you've got to ease her into.
make it part of "love making" instead of fucking.

Most women have issues with self esteem and being degraded(overtly). make it her idea if she's down with it then you can move on to the balls deep action. patience is key.

any more if her? she is hot af

Depends for me and one of my gfs. I have kinda a big cock (8.5" but she thinks it's huge) also we are into bdsm and live a d/s lifestyle 24/7

Used to be
>have her wear a plug for a full hour
>make her edge with her hitachi the entire time
>get her very desperate to get fucked
>pull plug and immediately force cock into her ass with a lot of lube after a short blowjob
>have never had shit on cock with her though I have with one other partner

Now:
>choke her with my cock and make that cunt gag and drool everywhere
>then tell her that it's the only lube she's getting for the encounter and to make sure she uses it well
>force cock into ass with no lube while she nearly cries then swap back and forth between ass and pussy until I fill whichever hole I want
>she begs and pleads me to stop but then thanks me every time when I eventually let her cum while I pump a load into her

Pic related

be completely comfortable with the idea and the person
be drunk
Shit before hand
Play with pussy until comfortable with how deep dick is
Vibrators help

>be 16
>together with gf for 4 month or so
>gf also 16
>she wants to try anal
>SheFoReal.mp3
>alright lets do it
>spit on her spread ass cause no lube and not prepared at all
>have to try several times cause i didnt even finger her beforehand
>finaly get it in, ass is too good
>about to cum after literally 20 seconds
>dick slips out
>try to put it back in but slip and ram it in her pussy
>cum buckets!
>oh god what have i done, no protection, no birth control
>panicmode
>call every scetchy friend i had
>couple of days later manage to get a morning after pill from the black market
>fuck latin america

that's a fertile imagination you got there.

i was just playing man
here you go

>Going from Pussy to Ass and back again.

Might want to stop that, not for her sake, I'm into d/s as well, but you might end up giving her an infection in her cunt man. Just saying, if you don't want things to get nasty later, best to stop it for now.

We use the rodeo method

>Start fucking
>Pull out
>Ram full length of cock into her dry ass all at once
>Try to keep it in long enough to bust while she writhes and screams in pain

We've only tried it once

GF really loves anal when we do it in the shower.
She actually cums from just getting fucked in the ass.

>8.5" but she thinks it huge

Stopped reading here

>She writhes and screams in pain.

Is the only reason you've only done it once because she said 'never again' after the first time?

Usually we'll be getting drunk and she'll come back from taking a shit and ask me if I was to cum up her ass. I usually give her a little foreplay, suck her nipples, lick her clit, tongue fuck her anus, swirl two fingers around in her rectum and push up toward her g-spot. Sometimes she'll lick her fingers and kiss me after I get her bits of poop and toilet paper lint all over my tongue and fingers.Then she'll blow me until I'm throbbing, lube me up and bend over and spread her cheeks and push her anus open. Once I get it in all the way she starts rhythmically clenching her cheeks and anus on my cock as I start to fuck her harder and harder, pinching her nipples and slamming up through her rectum, around that little curve into her colon. She clenches her anus tightly as I fill her colon with my load. Then she squats down over me and pushes the brownish-white load onto my chest before licking it up.

The laxitive ones are great, if she gets all the poop out and fasts part of the day, the enema residue (with epsom salts) left over in the intestines stimulates the production of intestinal mucus, which is thick and mixes well with cum for a huge gooey anal creampie you can have the girl eat after

>ometimes she'll lick her fingers and kiss me after I get her bits of poop and toilet paper lint all over my tongue and fingers.

Jesus christ

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Fuck, you really got us.
He stopped reading everyone, he wanted us to know.

I cant go on