More like this?

more like this?

In what sense user? You want more porn covers? Full comics? Terrible puns? Give me something to work with here.

BLAAAAAAAARRRRGGH!!!

Terrible puns please.

horsecock is lyfe
wish i had a bad dragon

is this an even more faggy version of MLP?

op here ..porn pls

By combining two memes that have to relavancy to this thread do you somehow think itll make sense?
Honestly Im not sure bout that. Im dog tired of making bad puns. Its been ruff on me, as youd imagine. Has me howlin at the moon some nights man. But i guess every canine has his day right?
theyre p meh tbh famalamadingdongsempiaarinoncheese

Ok the super sub slut drinkin dom cum kinda porn or the lovey dovey let me put my cock in your ass and whisper sweet nothings into your canine ear kinda porn?

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but horse cock is so large and masculine :o

Hate that greedy little cunt honestly. But she is right...
Well sure horse cock is nice dingus, but im saying the BD stuff is mostly meh.

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then why you post the title page of a comic that has 20000 pages but still just teasing porn

Where does dick go?

oh right, even the ones that squirt?

clearly the lil slut doesnt have anything to post himself and is in dire need of gay porn.
Lots of places!
I have ones that squirt, theyre ok but not worth the mess imo

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I don't know, I'm really pleased with my medium Chance and my medium Tucker, they're quite a bit of fun.

Im jus sayin as far as horse cock you mind as well just get a normal dick...unless your getting flared the feel is minimal difference wise.

Honestly ive had a crush on bambi since forever, is there a cuter stag?

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Yeah the cum lub kind of looks gross and after getting off cleaning up should be easy.

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I went with unflaired, didn't think the flair would fit quite right. The median is interesting, as well as the length of it. Not to mention the fantasy of getting it from a horse now and then.

Its not just about gross its just messy....like i know its supposed to be cum so sticky is nice but god fuckign damn if that shit doesnt spring out of the bottle like flubber on crack and shoot to eevry corner of my fuckin room. looking at the bottle give me nightmares....and again when its filling you up its SOOO fucking good but like......a few mins later is nothing but misery.
well yeah....at the end of the day its the fantasy that matters most.

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Trips of truth.

>I wish I had a BD horse cock dildo

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ohno i wish i had one ;^;

also i need more horsecocks pls :o

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NEED more huh? Sounds like you might have a problem....

I'd take horse dick in the ass for good grades...

>TFW I'd take a horse dick in my ass to pay my way through college

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I use "Lubricant Jelly Personal Lubricant" by Personelle. It has something of the same consistency, is great with toys, it gets all over but washes off easy. And the after effects feel like having been barebacked.

And I do think the quality is definitely part of what makes them good. As well as the texture is different to other toys. Granted I've only really bought store brand jelly toys.

come off it, youd take horse dick just to take it. Youre not foolin anyone user.

What I'm getting from this thread is that, BD Chance dildos aren't that good, is that really the case? If so, my horse cock fantasy is ruined.

You're right, but it's kinda fun to imagine having another few benefits for taking horse dick.

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well im just lazy when it comes to lube is all. Vaseline is impossible with toys but sooo nice with fingers, and vicks is super fun in front but...different story in back so meh.
Im not saying theyre bad im saying that if you want to get fucked really deep and be really full of plastic dick you mind as well get a standard. BUT if your in it for the fantasy of the horse from animal farm working harder with your back door...then go for it, but id rec flared.

I'm very happy with mine, take a look at BD's forums and reviews.

I've never tried vaseline, but the right lube lets you really get into it and go nuts a little. I use liquid lubes for skin on skin, and different thicker ones for toys.

My fuck buddy destroyed my hole while wearing the horse cock sheath from BD just this weekend. Im still wlaking funny and grinning like a horse fucked bastard.

New season of bojack looks gay

Eh, being a paid whore for horse men to take advantage of is of course, fun to imagine.
It just adds really nice friction is all

I know i fuckung would in a heartbeat.

Probably more economical and realistic of me to get a standard dildo for my first toy.
Might be worthwhile to read some reviews.
BD makes sheaths now?

no i don't i just like big black stallions!!!!!!!!
same

B-Big black stallions?

The are fucking awesome, but you need to get the full size or xl ones. The mediums or smaller aint worth it. If you are gonna take hose cock, take horse cock sized horse cock.

yaaasssss

i'm a Black stallion only boi

Not sure if a large or XL toy would be wise for my first toy!

Use coconut oil or crisco instead.
Vasaline is terrible lube.

eager eh?
If its your first then yeah id really rec a normal cock to try out so you can get a feel for what length you want etc.
careful babe, horsecock addiction is a real problem that could lead to something terrible. Like getting fucked by a big black stallion.

Yeah, for a while now. horse, dog, cocatrice (its like a football with scales), among others

Yes, the Sheath Sheath is the best, fits well, though it can be a bit too tight and slips around.

I'm not too sure what I am! Aside from a curious boi...

W-What's with all this talk of big black stallions?

Ah alright, neat! I never knew.

>I need to get more informed with my dildo current affairs.

i'll watch out, if ever it happens ima moan super loud to let you know :o
daddy~

I'm back with my industrial solvents.

Dash, the "I know you are, but what am I" defense only works when you're in elementary school. Seeing as how you didn't get more than a first grade education before they booted you out for being too stupid to function in society like a normal person, I can potentially see my way to forgiving you. As for your appearance, it always brings sadness to my heart when I see mutants allowed to continue living in agony, you child of Chernobyl looking monster.

We have several people suffering horse-cock addiction, im trying my best to quench their thirst.
Well ill count on it then user.
Im sorry user, could you do like a 3 weeks earlier flash back so i know what the fuck youre on about?

lol hello random dramadood

Not my job.

Fair enough, didnt mean to ask something beyond your means or wants.

D-Daddy? I'm just another boi at risk of a b-big black stallion addiction..
I-I think I might be addicted...

can we cuck canines by having you fuck me while they watch? :o

well as long as you dont overdose you should be able to live with your addiction. Atleast thats the good news.

Random?

If you didn't mean to then why did you?

or did i miss something?

it looks like you're just comin in with that random drama

O-Overdose?

more zabivaka

I was in the last thread, had to leave to get paint mediums.

Only if you tease them, and i want to see them squirt after im done making you squirm. I assumed so much about you, im sorry. I should have known our relationship has only just started. I never meant to put you in that situation you have to believe me!
No need to worry user, its not like youve been constantly fixating on horse cocks for a while now right? Youre not that much of a depraved slut that the thought of just holding one in your bare hand gets you hot and bothered right?

zabivaka is cute
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MOAR!!!!!

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I'm just a bit out of it today. I spent a better part of the day at the hospital visiting my grandmother.

fuck i will jack off to any fuury but horses and scalies are too much :-/

N-No, it's nothing like that at all... I don't fantasise over it all the time... And it's not like I've started to squat more at the gym or anything...

I wanna hear a please first, rude boy.
Well i hope she gets better user. Its never easy living with uncertainty.
Whats wrong with horses and scalies? Never met a fem scalie before?

Fuck off with your shitty heads lol.

Are you the horse guy from a few days ago?

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Did she drop any good loot?

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She has lung cancer. Most likely she is dying.

No.

She isn't dead yet.

i'll get them started and never finish ^^

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I got a BD dildo a few months back and it had a cum tube. discovered that pumping a full syringe of cum lube into myself was a lot messier than its worth.

Cum tube fell out at some point and I realized that it can be removed and inserted at will. But with it out I literally fart through the dildo when in use

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Better start camping

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