True and happened earlier today:

True and happened earlier today:
> Be me, 16
> Ordered 18" 6 perc bong online
> Came in mail, mom saw the box
> "wow, whats that?"
> Ohshit.jpeg
> Randomly spit out "oh, uh, its a laser beam expander."
> (I build high power lasers on the reg)
> mom says "cool! I wanna see it!"
> fuckfuckfuck.exe
> opens box, pulls out big ass bong and slide
> it had a sticker that literally said "for tobacco use only"
> mom picks it up and says, "wow, you are so smart with lasers"
> exits the room
> happy mothers day?
Part 1. part 2 coming soon.

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underage v&

>underage
Get banned cunt

That was part 1 when I was 16. Part 2 is when im 19. No underage activity in part 1

Faggot, you just risked getting that shop shut down and the employees going to jail for selling to a minor.
Fucking selfish piece of shit.

Underage. Mods tell him to go to bed and get off Sup Forums

It's online, who gives a fuck

Meaning it probably crossed state lines which would put them in even more trouble you stupid shit.

This is the part that happened today. (for those who say underage)
> 3 years later
> Ripping tf outta the bong in room.
> Dumbass me forgot to open window
> madre walks in, talks for a sec, then asks
> "Why does it smell like skunk in here?"
> herewegoagain.pptx
> "must be a skunk outside"
> Thinks to self "oh shit the windows are closed, wtf"
> mom says "oh my, i better go close my windows so my room doesnt stink."
> wut.pdf
> mom leaves room
> lol thanks Ganja God
btw, ordered from china - theres no way this will get them shut down

19 now........

>True and happened earlier today: Be me 16
>Happened earlier today: Be me 16
>Earlier today: Be me 16
>Today: Be me 16
>Be me 16
>Me 16
>16

You didnt let me finish my story. I was 16 when the first part took place, but now im 19, when the second part took place...

do you not know what the word today means?

Dubs says you're lying

today was talking about the whole story. Get out of my ass plz

do you want me to post my birth certificate and ss#?

yes

Fuck you OP your mom just let's it slide. Also you're underage gtfo

Bamboozled, twas b8 m8

Cool piece, rockin a mini with a recycler at the bottom, shits cash af. Sucks that you're doin that at your parents house tho.

I was in that retarded "rebel" phase at 16. I just came back from campus in part 2. TBH, I thought they knew, but apparently not...

Maybe they're just ignoring it, pot smell is pretty distinct.

when you live in australia and lasers over 1mw are illegal ..yes mw

yeah, that sucks hardcore. You can buy drivers and diodes though, right?

If my kids ever smoke weed my my house, I'll act all dumb about it, and pretend not to know what's up.

Then they'll go to school and I'll steal all their drugs. Ungrateful little shits. What are they gonna do, complain to me that I stole their drugs?

They'll either keep buying and keep me supplied, or learn to not do that shit at home.

its pretty harshly regulated ..customs takes them most of the time

Wow, thats horrible. I would travel to the US just to see a NDG7475 in person. I built one that puts out just over a watt. Man, its bright!

Or you could just no be a piece of shit.
How the fuck does smoking weed make them ungrateful?

exactly. It has helped improve my grades because I can actually not be so goddamn stressed all the time.

Yep. I love it when people who have never smoked weed talk about the effects of weed.

Fr, you cant bash it until you try it. Also, its just not for some people. I have friends that genuinely dislike it after testing it for weeks.

This thread is the reason this website fucking suck balls now (inb4 its always sucked).

Years ago if anyone said they where underage they would get fucking destroyed, plus underage v&. Now the can post with impunity and nobody says or does anything.

in fact I think this whole website is crawling with underage faggots.

Yeah, and then they can't accept the fact that some people like it. Or the fact that it doesn't affect everyone the same way.

Get the fuck out of here, then. It's always been like this.

Nice try kid. GTFO of b/. Fucking weed stories What a fuckin child thing to do anyways. Mom lol

ThickAssGlass

No not always. You must be a fucking kid as well.

maybe you're secretly an "underage faggot", just posting that to cover up...? lol

Someone's a real stickler for the rules

Is everyone you disagree with a child?

not fucking likely. but if you want to believe that fairy tail I'm sure you sleep well tonight with you teddy bear and warm milk with daddy kissing ya good night

The pipe I actually ordered wasnt from TAG. It was from Dhgate. I couldn't find the actual pic of it on google.
Lol im not about to spend 189.99 on a pipe

no it wasnt newfag

Only to the ones who think its o.k for fucking children to run rampant on adult websites

Yeah, it was. You must just be so old your brain has started degenerating.

i got a weed story.

22 now, 17 then.
>withdraw $80 to get several cases of beer for a party
>mom routinely checks my bank account
>withdrew cash because was buying from wholesale wine store
>mom thinks im smoking weed for some reason
>starts accusing me of smoking weed and claims i took out cash to buy it
>say ok but i didn't
>come home from school
>mom searched my room and found an old straw
>accuses me of snorting weed
>but but where's the weed
>you snorted it all
>mfw i've never bought weed

Apart from being underage, your story is shit

Newfag. Anyone who opening fucking said they where under 18 got v& All.the.fucking.time Snacks would lick the tears daily.

looks like some chine glass bro.

Sorry to ruin your joke, but dads dead. He died in January.

UNDERAGE
MODS

nice save

That pic is TAG, but the actual piece I got was china glass