Dubs decides

Dubs decides

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i want to sex with you

Come over and fuck my sweet ass you little faggot

Lick muh bootay hole hwite bich.

I drink gallons of cum, gallons

Commence the sex with me.

Rerolling

At least be realistic and don't scare her off guys....

It also has a built in fountain of white sauce

There it is

I want your thumb in my ass

I need you to peg the shit out of my pooper

Deliver OP

>I want you to suck my dick with your asshole.

Check em

OP do it you disgusting faggot

Ya there OP you giant cuck?

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With your FIST. I want that fist in my colon asap

mine's right here if you wanna

kil all nigers :D

Deliver OP

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i'm just joking, anyway, you into furries?

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

I want you to eat the shit out of my ass and then rub it all over your face

You know I'm kidding I'm not gay

call me scat daddy

Bring your cat

This was written by another sad lonely man doing his dance in a lonely quiet room. That's the irony of it all, and that's what is really funny.

U wnt sum fck?

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Fuck it roll

i fucked my dog yesterday

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I'm 18, got matched with some ugly girl and am bored lol, would obviously not do this with a 5/10 or above

It's pasta also did she reply

Nope :(

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