Tits always related

>tits always related
Hey Sup Forums, I'm writing a resignation letter for my boss and I'd love some help.
You know the drill, the first dubs in each will make it to the letter. I intend to actually deliver this letter, so please be gentle.
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Dear Boss,

It is with [11] that I hereby resign my position as [22] due to [33]. I hope you understand that I need [44], and that all this company has ever offered was [55].

Moreover, I have never [66] and will always [77]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [88], which I respect and admire, even though [99].

Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues [00] for the rest of your lives.

Yours sincerely, user.

Of course my own posts don't count. I'm not gonna have a resignation letter inside a resignation letter.

a heavy fart

got 3 sets of dubs there if that counts.

water on the knees

Used fleshlight

Fuck off and die

wildly inappropriate erections lasting more than 4 hours

Cucumber

Cockslap

Burt Reynolds

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

nigger

OP here. Since my posts don't count, I'd like to post a few fine boobs.

Well fuck me of all things to get dubs I posted today. I guess you won't be Burt Reynolds anymore

what the fuck is an anus?

Vin Diesel as "Xander Cage"

>winrar
Dear Boss,

It is with [11] that I hereby resign my position as Burt Reynolds due to [33]. I hope you understand that I need [44], and that all this company has ever offered was [55].

Moreover, I have never [66] and will always [77]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [88], which I respect and admire, even though [99].

Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues [00] for the rest of your lives.

Yours sincerely, user.

Disproportionate nipples due to a botched boob job

Roll

Nigger

Great consterpation

I want this

Date rape

Niggers kek

that sort of ache you get in your balls from time to time

Taken a shit on Debrah's desk

Rolling

Dear Boss,

It is with [11] that I hereby resign my position as Burt Reynolds due to [33]. I hope you understand that I need [44], and that all this company has ever offered was [55].

Moreover, I have never [66] and will always [77]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [88], which I respect and admire, even though [99].

Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues [00] for the rest of your lives.

Yours sincerely, user.

Dear Boss,

It is with [11] that I hereby resign my position as Burt Reynolds due to [33]. I hope you understand that I need [44], and that all this company has ever offered was that sort of ache you get in your balls from time to time.

Moreover, I have never [66] and will always [77]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [88], which I respect and admire, even though nigger.

Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues [00] for the rest of your lives.

Yours sincerely, user.

the Jedi Order

Winner

Hitler, who did nothing wrong

Getting blown by grandma while grandpa watches in the corner, beating off.

Butthole

someone put a finger up my butt

Dick Scales

Dear Boss,

It is with [11] that I hereby resign my position as Burt Reynolds due to [33]. I hope you understand that I need [44], and that all this company has ever offered was that sort of ache you get in your balls from time to time.

Moreover, I have never Vin Diesel as "Xander Cage" and will always [77]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [88], which I respect and admire, even though nigger.

Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues [00] for the rest of your lives.

Yours sincerely, user.


...I'm almost literary fucked already

suck your mother's cock

Conferate anthem

Dear Boss,

It is with [11] that I hereby resign my position as Burt Reynolds due to [33]. I hope you understand that I need [44], and that all this company has ever offered was that sort of ache you get in your balls from time to time.

Moreover, I have never [66] and will always [77]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [88], which I respect and admire, even though nigger.

Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues [00] for the rest of your lives.

Yours sincerely, user.

got more from this chick? *_*

It's ok man. OP here keeping it updated.

An incestual relationship with your mom

Better than tinder

7 proxies

Bill Cosby rape jokes

nuggets

a long vacation to a dodgy Asian brothel

dose on weed

Oh, somebody got this one before.

the religion of peace

The oppression of the sith will never return

moss

Blue rubber dicks for everybody. The people demand rubber dicks.

huuuuuuurrrrrr

overdosing on cocaine

holy fucking shit i got two set of dubs and both we already used

The scene from 'The other guys' where Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Samuel L. Jackson jump off the roof while Foo Fighters is playing

Hitler did nothing wrong

kangz n shiet

Roll

Roll

niggers

a 12 inch dildo for all the children

This again

your stinky smegma

Rollo

a small loan of one million dollar

Touch me

Oh man.

god damn, close to quads

Rollerino

also this

Directors cut edition of Paul Blart: Mall Cop

sexual release

Brad Pitt's delicious man nipples

the Unabomber

...

cornshoot

a 50 turn game of Mario Party

Your wife and I are having an affair

Cocket rocket

Sodomizing the same stuffed animal for over a decade.

Dear Boss,

It is with [11] that I hereby resign my position as Burt Reynolds due to [33]. I hope you understand that I need [44], and that all this company has ever offered was that sort of ache you get in your balls from time to time.

Moreover, I have never Vin Diesel as "Xander Cage" and will always [77]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [88], which I respect and admire, even though nigger.

Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues the Unabomber for the rest of your lives.

Yours sincerely, user.
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We still have 11, 33, 44, 77, and 88 and the letter is pretty confusing so far.

Hitler invaded Russia, that was what he did wrong!

Rolling

bust a nut for Bill

i want to fuck your daughter

Dear Boss,

It is with Hitler invaded Russia, that was what he did wrong, that I hereby resign my position as Burt Reynolds due to [33]. I hope you understand that I need [44], and that all this company has ever offered was that sort of ache you get in your balls from time to time.

Moreover, I have never Vin Diesel as "Xander Cage" and will always [77]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [88], which I respect and admire, even though nigger.

Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues the Unabomber for the rest of your lives.

Yours sincerely, user.
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We still have 33, 44, 77, and 88.

the Zionist Occupation Government

Niggers tongue my anus

a 12 GB loli porn folder

a Jewy smell

extremely inconvenient cheetos

Sex with traps is not gay

Also roll

have/had a problem with farting

Dear Boss,

It is with Hitler invaded Russia, that was what he did wrong, that I hereby resign my position as Burt Reynolds due to [33]. I hope you understand that I need a Jewy smell, and that all this company has ever offered was that sort of ache you get in your balls from time to time.

Moreover, I have never Vin Diesel as "Xander Cage" and will always [77]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [88], which I respect and admire, even though nigger.

Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues the Unabomber for the rest of your lives.

Yours sincerely, user.
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We still have 33, 77, and 88.

Dropbox?