>tits always related Hey Sup Forums, I'm writing a resignation letter for my boss and I'd love some help. You know the drill, the first dubs in each will make it to the letter. I intend to actually deliver this letter, so please be gentle. *** Dear Boss,
It is with [11] that I hereby resign my position as [22] due to [33]. I hope you understand that I need [44], and that all this company has ever offered was [55].
Moreover, I have never [66] and will always [77]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [88], which I respect and admire, even though [99].
Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues [00] for the rest of your lives.
Yours sincerely, user.
Colton Gray
Of course my own posts don't count. I'm not gonna have a resignation letter inside a resignation letter.
Jaxon Ross
a heavy fart
Sebastian Scott
got 3 sets of dubs there if that counts.
Isaiah Cooper
water on the knees
Jack Brown
Used fleshlight
Jackson Williams
Fuck off and die
Adam Baker
wildly inappropriate erections lasting more than 4 hours
Angel Williams
Cucumber
William Gomez
Cockslap
Dominic Nguyen
Burt Reynolds
Benjamin Howard
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
Logan Evans
nigger
Anthony Hall
OP here. Since my posts don't count, I'd like to post a few fine boobs.
Jose Brooks
Well fuck me of all things to get dubs I posted today. I guess you won't be Burt Reynolds anymore
Connor Rivera
what the fuck is an anus?
Jaxson Nguyen
Vin Diesel as "Xander Cage"
Isaac Long
>winrar Dear Boss,
It is with [11] that I hereby resign my position as Burt Reynolds due to [33]. I hope you understand that I need [44], and that all this company has ever offered was [55].
Moreover, I have never [66] and will always [77]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [88], which I respect and admire, even though [99].
Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues [00] for the rest of your lives.
Yours sincerely, user.
David Hernandez
Disproportionate nipples due to a botched boob job
Evan Ward
Roll
Isaac King
Nigger
Sebastian Sanders
Great consterpation
John Morgan
I want this
Gabriel Jackson
Date rape
Ian Miller
Niggers kek
Luis Morales
that sort of ache you get in your balls from time to time
Robert Wright
Taken a shit on Debrah's desk
Jeremiah Gray
Rolling
Camden Powell
Dear Boss,
It is with [11] that I hereby resign my position as Burt Reynolds due to [33]. I hope you understand that I need [44], and that all this company has ever offered was [55].
Moreover, I have never [66] and will always [77]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [88], which I respect and admire, even though [99].
Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues [00] for the rest of your lives.
Yours sincerely, user.
Anthony Anderson
Dear Boss,
It is with [11] that I hereby resign my position as Burt Reynolds due to [33]. I hope you understand that I need [44], and that all this company has ever offered was that sort of ache you get in your balls from time to time.
Moreover, I have never [66] and will always [77]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [88], which I respect and admire, even though nigger.
Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues [00] for the rest of your lives.
Yours sincerely, user.
Noah Smith
the Jedi Order
Thomas Nelson
Winner
Brayden Murphy
Hitler, who did nothing wrong
Aaron Ward
Getting blown by grandma while grandpa watches in the corner, beating off.
Aiden Sanders
Butthole
Zachary Sullivan
someone put a finger up my butt
Gavin Thompson
Dick Scales
Benjamin Richardson
Dear Boss,
It is with [11] that I hereby resign my position as Burt Reynolds due to [33]. I hope you understand that I need [44], and that all this company has ever offered was that sort of ache you get in your balls from time to time.
Moreover, I have never Vin Diesel as "Xander Cage" and will always [77]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [88], which I respect and admire, even though nigger.
Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues [00] for the rest of your lives.
Yours sincerely, user.
...I'm almost literary fucked already
Jayden Perry
suck your mother's cock
Anthony Morris
Conferate anthem
Eli Cox
Dear Boss,
It is with [11] that I hereby resign my position as Burt Reynolds due to [33]. I hope you understand that I need [44], and that all this company has ever offered was that sort of ache you get in your balls from time to time.
Moreover, I have never [66] and will always [77]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [88], which I respect and admire, even though nigger.
Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues [00] for the rest of your lives.
Yours sincerely, user.
Owen Gomez
got more from this chick? *_*
Isaiah Carter
It's ok man. OP here keeping it updated.
Andrew Wilson
An incestual relationship with your mom
Andrew Reed
Better than tinder
John Russell
7 proxies
Joshua Morales
Bill Cosby rape jokes
Elijah Reed
nuggets
Blake Anderson
a long vacation to a dodgy Asian brothel
Nathaniel Young
dose on weed
Jordan Mitchell
Oh, somebody got this one before.
Mason Davis
the religion of peace
Leo Butler
The oppression of the sith will never return
Jeremiah Wright
moss
Isaac Thompson
Blue rubber dicks for everybody. The people demand rubber dicks.
Michael Flores
huuuuuuurrrrrr
Jack Moore
overdosing on cocaine
Kayden Murphy
holy fucking shit i got two set of dubs and both we already used
Colton Price
The scene from 'The other guys' where Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Samuel L. Jackson jump off the roof while Foo Fighters is playing
Liam Bell
Hitler did nothing wrong
Jace Lopez
kangz n shiet
Jeremiah Jackson
Roll
Dylan Mitchell
Roll
Mason Williams
niggers
Evan Lee
a 12 inch dildo for all the children
Nicholas Turner
This again
Jaxson Ross
your stinky smegma
Brayden Lewis
Rollo
Lucas Ross
a small loan of one million dollar
Nathan Wright
Touch me
Xavier Lopez
Oh man.
Brandon Johnson
god damn, close to quads
Jose Miller
Rollerino
Nicholas Jackson
also this
Ayden Wilson
Directors cut edition of Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Carson Richardson
sexual release
Aaron Cruz
Brad Pitt's delicious man nipples
Jose Robinson
the Unabomber
Owen Hill
...
Thomas Rogers
cornshoot
Ethan Jackson
a 50 turn game of Mario Party
Austin Carter
Your wife and I are having an affair
Nathan Moore
Cocket rocket
Jose Lopez
Sodomizing the same stuffed animal for over a decade.
Christian Lopez
Dear Boss,
It is with [11] that I hereby resign my position as Burt Reynolds due to [33]. I hope you understand that I need [44], and that all this company has ever offered was that sort of ache you get in your balls from time to time.
Moreover, I have never Vin Diesel as "Xander Cage" and will always [77]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [88], which I respect and admire, even though nigger.
Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues the Unabomber for the rest of your lives.
Yours sincerely, user. *** We still have 11, 33, 44, 77, and 88 and the letter is pretty confusing so far.
Tyler Sanders
Hitler invaded Russia, that was what he did wrong!
Luke Bell
Rolling
Kevin Campbell
bust a nut for Bill
Caleb Turner
i want to fuck your daughter
Nicholas Bennett
Dear Boss,
It is with Hitler invaded Russia, that was what he did wrong, that I hereby resign my position as Burt Reynolds due to [33]. I hope you understand that I need [44], and that all this company has ever offered was that sort of ache you get in your balls from time to time.
Moreover, I have never Vin Diesel as "Xander Cage" and will always [77]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [88], which I respect and admire, even though nigger.
Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues the Unabomber for the rest of your lives.
Yours sincerely, user. *** We still have 33, 44, 77, and 88.
Landon Collins
the Zionist Occupation Government
Brayden Kelly
Niggers tongue my anus
Jackson White
a 12 GB loli porn folder
Gabriel Scott
a Jewy smell
Bentley James
extremely inconvenient cheetos
Kayden Hill
Sex with traps is not gay
Michael Jackson
Also roll
Bentley Jenkins
have/had a problem with farting
Samuel Kelly
Dear Boss,
It is with Hitler invaded Russia, that was what he did wrong, that I hereby resign my position as Burt Reynolds due to [33]. I hope you understand that I need a Jewy smell, and that all this company has ever offered was that sort of ache you get in your balls from time to time.
Moreover, I have never Vin Diesel as "Xander Cage" and will always [77]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [88], which I respect and admire, even though nigger.
Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues the Unabomber for the rest of your lives.
Yours sincerely, user. *** We still have 33, 77, and 88.