You know the drill. Dubs decideth

You know the drill. Dubs decideth.

I'm a virgin with a micropenis, wanna help me out

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can I ask you a question?

Why is it, every time I match with someone, I have to ask for nudes straight away?

Hah! One off son.

R-r-r-reroll

can you shit on my chest?

I want you to piss in my cheerios

Roll d20 for initiative.

wow, you've got a pretty nice face

Roll

Yo, you look like a human version of puffer fish

reroll

You have rolled an 8.

Your character suffers gruesome injury. Roll for save.

Why do you think the liberal media is trying to destroy the white race?

Wanna go out with me? I'll cum on your elbows

Nudes please, I know I dont usually ask for them right away... But my gf of 3 years just broke up with me and i just want to be able to stroke my dick without feeling bad now that i finally can

Yo wot up nigggggga

If you are anti Semitic, then we can talk :)

don't take this the wrong way, but you sort of resemble my favorite creature a little bit XD

MOM?!!!???!

roll

I wanna paint yo ass green and spank you like a disobedient avacardo

Hi there. I just want you to know, that as soon as I saw your picture, I immediately knew I had to swipe right. I couldn't stop picturing you laying on my bed, head hanging off the edge with my wanger down your throat, gagging and spitting all over it. Or pounding your vagoo with donger and ramming my willy in your badonkadonk until I get you on your knees and unleash my baby batter blaster.

From here on out, OC or GTFO. No rerolls.

will you shit in my mouth while your family watches?

I only have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

DUBS!

We must procreate to preserve the white race

>How does your ass feel?...Well, cherish it because it will be a distant memory after tonight

can you be my mom I've always wanted to fuck her

bump

bump..

How would you feel about slurping on my meat pole while I drink clamato on the dunny?

do it

roll

reply to this or your mother dies in her sleep tonight

yes

are you a post or pre op tranny?

Can I pee in your butt?

reroll

this

You have a prettty mouth, I want to shit in it then wrap your face in cellphone.

do it

I've always dreamed about hooking up with a girl who would fuck me with a strap-on while I had violent diarrhea.

You look like a cpr dummy. Are you a real person?

Mom, why would you match with me on tinder....does that mean you've felt the same way this whole time too?

r8 my logs

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3/7

$50 says you don't have a vagina

What's your hourly rate? And how much would you charge to strap a dildo to a prius and fuck me with it using drive and reverse?

What a waste of dubs

cool, fun is over with this one

All that makeup makes you look like a fucked up doll

hello little girl would you like some candy?

roll

here is my pic wanna fuck?

No replies. May be too late.

Cum on my dogs chest

try another one but get a response first

can i raw dog your asshole and turn it into a vanilla Pączki?

This nigga

get the fuck out of my country you disgusting wetback piece of shit

Trump 2020

It was initiative my man, battle hasn't even started.

Also rolling for "I'm gay but i want you to prove it wrong"

OP here.

I've gotten 0 replies, so I'm gonna call this thread dead.

Stay tuned for a new episode of 'Dubs Decide' sometime in the near future!

Monitoring.

autism

This thread sucks.

YES. CHECKEM