To the guy from last night that told me to use that line, THANK YOU

To the guy from last night that told me to use that line, THANK YOU

bump

you got laid?

lol no thinking about how i can keep the smoothness rolling but she wants to fuck

bump

i wanna ask her if she wants to meet up but its gotta b witty

Lets go for wine at bar X at X'o clock

i have wine at my place and she wants to fuck not go t the bar

Then make your own plans instead of asking me for help, faggot

also
>inviting a chick home because she "wants to fuk" after 1 line
Not going to happen. Invite her in public, get her drunk, THEN invite her home for that bottle of wine. Fucking n00bs

u fucking dumbass her bio says she wants to meet at some1s place to fuck not some bar

Make it happen then Casanova

Going on Sup Forums and asking how to get laid.

Massive Pleb Alert. MOAP Mother Of All Plebs.

Redeem yourself, OP. Fuck, then post wins. All will be forgiven.

You think that was smooth you wait till tonight

Ask for a picture of her friends and you'll show her the 3d

>Get one positive reply
>She wants to fuk

"My place 8pm?"

Seconding this, just go straight forward. You've got nothing to lose. Don't try to smash one smart thing after another, it's not gonna work. You're on the move now.
Don't write stuff like this

>mfw social retards ask for witty one-liners, not realizing they have to carry the conversation after it works

I don't understand the D's what are the d's?

>not realizing the point of these threads

Same

Dvd's

>me and my two best friends could give you 3 d's

are you on grindr? this is a dude saying "hey me and my two dude friends will gangbang you"

Was she talking about Nintendo 3ds and then he said 2 d's meaning cup size and 1 D meaning his dick.

If this is the reality then i think you are both going to be disapointed for a number of reasons.

If I have got it wrong then kiss my 1 D !?!?!?!

Get communication off the app ASAP.

Tell her you don't use the app that much and what's her number so you can text her. Text only to set up logistics in meeting her up. Move bold and assertive.

I'll help you be smooth af OP. Send this.

I often fantasize about fucking you. After im done fucking you in my fantasy I end up kill you, cause you never bring me any tendies like a good mommy would.

No it doesn't. You're not a comedian or a clown. Women don't wanna fuck the court jester. The wanna fuck the witty Prince. Understand the difference.

>witty Prince

You sound like a complete faggot. i hope this is the way you think in the real world as well.

You cringelord.

It's called a metaphor you absolute faggot. Does actual advice that makes sense threaten you so much? Sure to ahead and dish out the be yourself advice as to how to get girls you fuckface.

Confirmed faggot, go take your 'metaphors' into the real world and watch people trying to stiffle a smile,

I really think you do talk like this in public now as well.

that was smooth?

is she autistic?

Well I think he is charming.

Be my prince kind sir - don't waste your time on this court jester.

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You're not even making sense. A bitch like you would pay me money to teach you how to get girls after seeing me in action at a bar once night. You're hate is at the game so you're hating the player you fat perma-virgin.

putting "metaphors" in quotes

>kek

when will the inside of those tighs warm up my ears?

4/10

Same fag 'witty prince'

>Check out those quotes.

This just may be your best option
Smoothness muh nigga. Hell I want the D just from reading that line and I'm a white cis male

Shut up he is biting hard!

And he is lame as fuck so deserves it.

It's true watches at $ 0?

Get her while she's still moist. Send dick pic

you actually don't get laid do you? If you did you'd know what he means.

Tell her you want to meet at Mc D-onalds

I know what that person/you meant. You just don't know what I meant. Fuck the advice, don't care about it. I just think the way he expressed it was pathetic and so I mocked it and then I enjoyed reading him insult me when really I wouldn't never give a fuck what such a lamewad would think.

So which one of them have two dicks?

Me too thanks

It'll be fine until you actually meet and she finds out that you're really socially awkward and had to borrow lines from the internet.

You forgot the part about wanting her to take a shit on your chest pleb