ITT: We act like we're on a super-secret spy mission until someone rolls trips. Then we go apeshit

ITT: We act like we're on a super-secret spy mission until someone rolls trips. Then we go apeshit.

What mission?

Bump

the fuck are dubs?

bond burguer your sister???

this hall is clear, move foward.

Hello newfriend

Moving forward..

Coast is clear, proceed into the left corridor, agent.

Left Corridor clear, disabling security system in 3...2...1... GO!

Is everyone in position. Check in

Shit they manually closed the door in the next hallway

Target in sight. Moving in

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For England, James?

multiple insurgents detected on the floor above, be advised

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last night I James Boned your sisters vagina burger with all the fixens, no lettuce.

I found the warehouse entrance. Pulling out my cardboard box to infiltrate

Abort mission?

Puh nuh punuhhh

Closing in on the zipperheads location now

Shit nvm, someone yelled the box keeps changing spots and shot me. Some bitch cried out my name...was hot.

Just snuck past the guard. Where now Jenkins?

hacking into security cameras, multiple men spotted past the manually shut door.

SHIT! My boi pussys all wet its gonna need fucked before we continue

No, For me...

Neutralizing solitary guard at side entrance and assuming his place.

Cutting power to alarm system. Proceed.

Tape over side entrance latch. Proceeding inside. Good job with the alarm.

Taking Hostages

I made it to the locker room, all clear, just some gravure idol posters. Good work.

Don't worry gentlemen, I'm bypassing through the lock system and obtaining the trips.

Found a gaits masturbatingin the broom closet, took him out with my garrote.

I am in the hidden room, doing dangerous things with secret technology

Killed one of the hostages. He was being difficult. Couldn't be helped

You failed. Now it's going to be harder to obtain those trips.

You failed even harder. it's time to retire

I took a photo of the keypad the guard used with a thermal camera. The code is 4763.

Made it to the attic. Nothing here but dust and old boxes full of porno. Will proceed.

Saw a Muhammed walk into the ball room carrying a heavy rucksack. Things might get ugly.

I made sure no one was looking when I snuck into the cafeteria to microwave some asshole's leftovers I found in the fridge

Last night I shakin not stirred Bond hamburger you're sister?

You bastard! No one shaken not stirred's my sister!

Does that mean you have diarrhea? Thats the only way I can think of boipussy being wet.

im 007 bruh

Hey you hear that on the radio??

I think one of the guard dogs heard me closing the server room door...

Took down the Muhammed. There might be more. Stay alert, gentleman.

I now have remote access to our target's computer. There is a lot of CP here. Repeat, lotta CP on this man's desktop.

Who the fuck is hotmicing while taking a shit?

Last night's taco is about to make its way out. This locker will do.

Don't forget to check him for a phone. He might still be useful

Quick! Make a diversion to buy us some time while we upload the malware to the server's hard drive.

And press the talk button when you do. It'll probably dial the last person he called (his boss) and you can get some information from him or at the very least track him via his number.

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nigga watt

Please bring the hard drives back to my lab for a more.. thorough check..

Last night I Remington Steele Whoppered your sister?

Kinky.

Oh shit, I think I just found Anthony Weiners real laptop. It has tons of dick pics and all of Hillary Clintons emails.

Hmm, there are a set of coordinates. And they lead straight to Statue of Liberty! Those damn terrorists are going to blow it up!

I have confirmed visual contact on trips. But this place is covered with lasers, I don't think I'll be able to get to it.

it was useless, just a text thread with the local farmer about purchasing a goat.

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Currently hacking into the database. Hmm, this code is a bit tough to crack. Maybe some dubs will do the trick? Let me try...

"Last night I Bond-Slider'd your sister"?

YOU SON OF A BITCH

Taking position on the roof overlooking trips building....


Wait... Hear that?

Kill confirmed.

Going hot, I'm taking the shot at trips

fuck it, i'm just gonna run through the lasers really quick and hope for the best, COVER ME IM GOIN IN AAARGH

It sounds like the pride parade.... oh gods...

last night i spied your sister's buns

Bond Buttered your sister.

last night i pierced your sister's whopper

why'd you stop half way!!?

We're currently drilling through the top to get
to the trips!

Creamiest your sisters burger.

Protect the watermelon!

Trips don't exist.

I'm going to set a trips trap in the hallway. lets hope it works.

Oh fuck it's too tight for my throbbing cock even with all the boijuice and precum, OP we need your tiny cock to loosen this hole for me.

Fail

Security cameras are down. Proceed.

Turds out agents. This one is going to get creamy. We're going after dr.shat. Ehnma pahnts, he's been in the process of creating a turd 6 weapon. If he succeeds, we may be shit out of luck. We have agent sixx undercover, posing as "Andy". You will meat up with him deep within the crheme log forest behind dr.shats lair. We have dropped a load next to the great log that agent sixx will take you to. In the load will be kernel, kernel, that must be uploaded to your laptoop. This will give you the ability to use fee Cs (the poogram that I loaded onto the flash drive I gave you). This poogram will allow you to drop a deuce load of malware onto their camera servers.Once done, you will be didgitaly invisible. I have outfitted you with some of our top gear: the duken (a powerful shot that slides out of your barrel, very oiled and clean shots), the whetpews (creates a slippery, wet, thin layer of liquid that will stick to anything and will stop foes in their tracks), the hogloger (sends giant rock hard stone like projectiles through the air, that when make contact, explode and drizzle liquid ooze that will blind and disorientate enemies).
Kill dr.shat. Stop the invasion. An her.. I mean BECOME A hero.

So agent, do you have what it takes?
Good luck.

We're close, I can feel it.


Deploy the tactical faggot.

Last night I squirted my mustard on your sister's Golden Eye.

Last night I pierced in n out of your sister

Almost had it there

...

Fugg

Last night I pierced in-and-out of your sister.

Wut.

Kek

Inb4 404

I blew 10 guards to be able to infiltrate this place! We are NOT backing out now!

I'm currently using my special trip device that attracts trips and pulls them into my general direction. It's in beta, so, it probably won't work too well.

Oh shit. Only one that makes sense. I bond whataburger your sister last night

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I'm done playing around, i'm nuking the trips from orbit.

Trips get you into Bonds secret goat tower. Quads you become king.

We're almost there