Sup Sup Forums i just took a shower

sup Sup Forums i just took a shower
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What did you wash first? Second? Next? Last?

Timestamp and sex or GTFO!

hair, dick, arms, feet

Hot, warm, or cold?

hot

what yir favorite flavor of ice cream

Water temp....

Cold, tepid, mild, warm, piping, or thermonuclear?

chocolate
chernobyl

Disregard. I see someone already asked.

How long were you in there for?

What time is it ?

around 10 minutes. Fapping took 5 mins

about 20 minutes
6:39 am EST

im looking forward to have a shower. anything i have to take into account?

Chek'd

Bar soap or gel?

hopefully you're not doing that more than twice a week

be careful and dont slip on soapy water
gel

I used shampoo for soap
let the warm water run for a few moments, because it might be too cold in the beginning

OP do you ever brush and floss your teeth in the shower?

sometimes i brush my teeth in the shower, never floss

Did you use up all the hot water?

not my posts

in the shower do you use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, & on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub?

no
no

Do you ever let the water flow off the tips of your fingers and pretend you're aquaman? Or claw violently at the walls and pretend you're Jewish?

no, but sometimes when i feel a big fart coming, i will turn around and let the water run between my cheeks before i let it rip

Triggered.

t. Yehuda.

Do you urinate first, or just pee in the shower if you have to?

i piss first. if im in the shower and need to piss, i get out and piss in the toilet

i let the water flow off the tip to pretend im aquaman. kek.

i'll try it next time, just for you my man

Chek'd

Good answer.
Do you get dressed right away, or do you lounge around in a bathrobe until its time to get ready?

i usually put on some underwear and sit around wearing nothing else for a while

did you clog the drain with all of the dead skin? Or did you previously roll it off in little footballs?

no, and no i just scrub it off when i shower

The Morning Fap:
Before
During
Or After the shower.

before, so i can clean up any stray cummy residue

That's good personal hygiene.
Have you ever tried to stick a shampoo bottle up your ass?

nah

ever shoved anything up your ass?
apparently its not gay, so they tell me

i haven't, but a lady i was having relations with once tried to stick her finger up there. i didnt like it

Do you face the water or away from it for most of the shower?

Are you aware of the benefits of cold showers? Increased circulation, increased testosterone, increases immunity, decreased depression.

i dont really know, i never really thought about it or payed attention. i guess i face away from it most of the time, if i had to guess.

im aware, but i love a scorching hot shower

Washing the Buttcrack and Rectum:
Barehanded
Wash Cloth
Scotch Brite Pad

i have a separate scrubber thing that i use just for the ass and hole

Heh
I got that same shower head, but with an additional head on a handle that detaches

pretty nifty one too cause both heads can run at the same time. Not a lot of them I see can do that.

Not OP, but I don't ever actually wash my ass crack. I'll let soapy water run down there and pull my cheeks apart a little. I wipe my ass when I get our of the shower so that it is dry and clean though.

Is this weird?

Go wash your ass.

Another good personal hygiene practice.

Shaving:
Before
After
Wispy Neckbeard is never shaved.

right after. hair is softer and easier to shave off after a hot shower.

Not weird. You are doing it correct. Soap on your rectum can be dangerous. You're meant to take care to not get too much frangrant kinda stuff there. Can cause trouble for your colon if it 'leaks' in

Dubbs of Hygiene checked

Deodorant:
Stick
Spray
Gel

Also:
Scented
Unscented

stick. gel makes me itch, and sprays are just too messy for me. scented.

Shampoo:
Name brand
Dollar Tree Generic Stuff

generic brand head and shoulders

Anyone like to male the water real hot then sit on the floor and just let that water caress you all over.

i like to do that sometimes

Good choice.

One towel, or multiple towels?

>>>brb. Gonna take my own shower now.

did you shake off the excess water before stepping out of the shower stall?

2 towels usually. have a nice shower

fuck just piss on your feet. good against fungal infection!

You 2 should shower together. Post results.

i use my hands to wipe off excess water before i get out.
i've did that before when i had a case of athletes foot.
shower bros

Do you spread your cheeks and let a stream of water hit your ass crack to ensure all traces of shit have been cleaned off?

...

>i use my hands to wipe off excess water before i get out.

me too, I just didn't know how to describe that

now you do, my dude

Oh, my man. Nothing worse than being near someone and they smell like actually shit. You're one of the master race user.

Sink master race reporting in.

i agree. i also dont get how someone can stand just being around with their ass feeling grimy and gross.

Anyone intentionally gone as long as possible before having a shower just so you can enjoy it more.

In b4 this is Sup Forums and some people haven't showered in months.

okay dudes, i gotta go to work! thanks for the fun thread. i hope you all have great showers and/or baths.

Have a good one, op!
Just got out of the shower now
And man, do I feel fresh and clean!

Damn. Now I wanna shower with another dude. Just to see what its like. Definitely no homo.

I didn't used to shower as a teenager and I have to force myself to do it now. Going a day without a shower feels okay, the first day after not showering is good, day after that you start to look a little rough, then after that it starts getting uncomfortable and after about 4 days you start getting black shit on the underside of your elbows and knees and end up being itchy everywhere

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Try showering every other day

i take an hour to wash and if i want to cause a water shortage ill masturbate for 40 more minutes?
just been addicted to hot water for several months.