ITT: Movies you went watching with zero expectations, and they still managed to disappoint you.
ITT: Movies you went watching with zero expectations, and they still managed to disappoint you
>go watch film with Blake Lively
>zero expectation
I can only assume youre braindead
Where is her ass
Does she show anything?
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i'm still wondering if the shallows is fappable desu
>Ryan Reynolds gets to go home and pound the fuck out of this
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A MEDIOCE ACTOR YOU FUCKER!! THIS CHANGES NOTHING!
NOTHING.
See the shark fin in the background? Where do you think it went? The shark eats her ass in the first fifteen minutes of the film.
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Damn, she knows exactly how to work those assets without a hint of vulgarity.
my god
she is actually beautiful.
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>nude feet
Do you think she knows?
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>fake tits
Insta-trashed
>it's a "blake and her sexfeet" thread
pleb
>ywn be her paid footservant
>This dirt won't come off Mrs Lively
>use your mouth
>w-what
>oh i'm sorry, is your mouth too dry? Open wide I'll give you some of mine..
hnnngh
i love the idea of a plain-looking woman becoming her eternal and devoted slave.
at first, it's just a job and she's heterosexual. but over time, her self-worth falls to the point where she's attracted only to blake and worships blake's feet. the slave girl is so addicted to blake that she sneakily smells her sweaty, well-worn gym shoes when blake isn't around. whenever she gets the privilege of massaging blake's feet, she doesn't wash her hands for days so that she can smell her hands and savor their wonder.
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left doesn't look like blake lively
i like to think blake is completely aware of the seductive powers of her feet and deliberately seeks out innocent young women to work on her shoes and stuff, knowing full well that they'll soon be hopelessly addicted to the aroma and she can do whatever she pleases with them
i bet she loves having a pretty little footslave to fawn over her
>Blake makes her lick her snatch to be nice and wet for Ryan
"Wait, were you trying to get me off? Sorry, sweetie, I don't swing that way." :)
that's hot
Is she doing that on purpose?
I take it the movie was made for the purposes of masturbation?
She's a woman of course she is
she knows EXACTLY what she's doing
It was good
are you me
every part that didn't have a shark in it looked amazing though, thanks sony
>The Shallows
>She Swallows
Little Marco, you're out of the game, back to the foam party.
this piece of shit right here
Honestly I could write a book with the amount of loopholes it had, why are the writers for DC so shit? Who directs these monstrosities?
fuck
LEG
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she is perf
The greatest flaw of this movie is that it's so obvious that the movie was edited and put together by a board of executives.
really faggot? Sup Forums shits all over that. literally. And you were still expecting more?
Does anyone have that magazine article where she talks about eating out another Gossip Girl co-star
Someone must know what I'm talking about
no azz at all
DROPPED
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Saw 1. The worst part is I was running late and got a speeding ticket. $120 and it was shit.
Nope, I changed my mind. Flight of the Phoenix. It was so fucking awful.
>Daniel Quaid
What was I thinking?
Zootopia
Batman v Superman
New Jasone Bourne
Also, fuck that shaky camera bullshit
It's on her thread on /hr/. I fucking love it too, wish someone made more with her and other celebs.
but Sup Forums told me it was capekino
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Warner Bros is worst company releasing movie right now.
Stay away from anything with their name on it for the sake of the industry.
Gal has ugly feet.
>I'm a big girl, y'know
huh
Also is this real or what and if it is what the fuck does Ryan Reynolds think of it?
She has elegant feet.
>is this real
Of course! it's on Sup Forums
>implying you wouldn't trade places with Ryan Reynolds in a heartbeat.
I just wanna bite it
>when the shark keeps moving around after it caught fire
Sharknado tier
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dat reptilian hand
They're shit.
They're elegant and she has pretty toes. Her feet are regal.
> shark is big af
> wound is like a chihuahua bite
That tender, exposed sole.
Man this was so fucking bad. Just so terribly boring.
bite what, user?
shit taste
shit bait
(You)
gross
they suck
I walked out at the emoji texting part in the beginning
this was really fucking bad
fucking abysmal
still replied so it's good bait fag
no u