My spoon makes me pee blood if i'm too rough

My spoon makes me pee blood if i'm too rough.

Blood urination can be fun though!

They make urethral sounds for a reason dumbass. Have fun with your ruined, infected dick.

then keep those spoons on the outside of your dick, where they belong

My spoon penis is as happy as can be.

Quality thread, would peruse again.

bump for these fucked photos. my dick hole is burning looking at them!

I love that shirt. Where'd you get it? Where can I get it?

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I know i will never be going to OPs house for dinner. Hahhahjja

The spoon is exciting! It gives me such a tingle.

but where yo dick at doe?

A wonderful punk show for the Forgotten rebels my child

Fuck dude I hope you sanitize your spoon because you're going to get a UTI with that dirty shit! Stay safe my man.

He hides until the spoon works his spoo y magic my friend!

WHAT THE FUCK DELETE THIS

>source: dickspoon-insert expert

The spoon is cleansed before visiting his friend. Your concern is appreciated! :D

What's this! Mr. Chopstick wants to say hello!

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Just a sounding enthusiast

Good! Keep up the good work then.

Can you cum this way???

A fucking SPOON?
Nigga that's rookie peehole fuckin.

How can Mr.Chopstick venture I wonder..

FUCK
NIET NIET HET HET ÄLÄ

what the fuck is he doing, trying to destroy the thing? just dont put stuff in there, jesus christ

You do what you want.. We can fuck our dickholes if we please.

That's the spirit!

Here...

We...

Go!

Woo! Getting wide on mr.chopstick!

Dickfuckers unite!

I stuck a tube from a fishtank pump in there once.. And switched it on.
Could've killed me.. But I got to experience farting from my dick once the pressure was great enough.

Mr nutcrusher was better yesterday, outshine him

You know what it's all about! Salutations my comrade in urethral destruction!

Hhmmm well..i'm not sure s
My dick spoon or mr.chopstick can! I can always try mr.chopstick...from the behind! He's much wider, also jagged and hurty!

Not to sound gay or anything.. But we should totally fuck each others dicks!

DELET THIS

Urethral docking is my fetish my totally also straight friend!

>be me
>lord of spoons
>spoons bend over when they see me
>spoon in the butt
>then put spoon in mouth
>then ejaculate on spoon
>tip of the iceberg
>took a scoop
>became the spoonlord

Nothing as heterosexual as appreciating nice dick bro.

Plug earphones in your cock

So i tried mr.chopstick backwards! He is much wider and squared this way.

It went surprisingly well!

Sharpie in PENIS OP.

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I can hear my sperm user!!

Smoke a cig with it..

L..like this one user?

then dont fucking do that you retard

> off brand Sharpie knockoff..

Fine.. But I am disappoint.

holy fuck someone screencap this shit

It's so big...

It'll fit.. You wouldn't believe what can fit eventually. Just don't rip it.

but where's your dick though?

If the sharpie gets in there.. Yes.
We will dub thee Dicksharpie user

Bump with dick storage

Sadly my urethral opening is not large enough to except the shapie..yet. I shoved my glasses up there because i SEE now that i must work towards fitting the legendary sharpie.

My glasses slid out in shame.

I'm just here for the thread screenshot.

OP make sure your spoon is happy.

Work on it.. We'll be waiting for future threads.

i will make sure my spoon is the happiest. Right now he is happy with mr. Chopstick, colonel sharpie, and dr. Headphones, who i think we are gonna try a new challenge with! Hooooow DEEP!

Haven't seen a screenshot yet.
This thread makes my penis sad though.

I will and i will make you proud user!!

>my spoon penis

What the fuck

In the meantime.. Any other epic tasks within your scope of ability?

Include me in this screencap
>fukken kek`d

What the fuck is wrong with you guys ... my fucking dick hurts just by looking at the pics

I have placed a rubber band on the headphones wire, to measure depth. Lets see if we can say hello to the kidney twins eh?

someone stop OP

Unfortunately we can't because its gon be gud

I hope your penis implodes and explodes OP

Can we hear the ocean??

Please someone screen cap epic thread and put me in it

I hear seagulls..

Gtfo of the thread then faggot!
That's the spirit!

One day you will ascend to true cock & ball torture.

Op is a great guy and not a faggot like other ops

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One can only hope my brother!

Right back at you

Ew

I can feel it coiling in my bladder! Hooray!

Need to reverse this insertion.
Cut the tips of the ear buds.. Stuff them up there. Then put the jack in your phone and play dubstep. See if you can feel the electrical current.

I've read a doujin about this. No my thing but this has been a great thread so far. Cheers OP, you crazy fuck.

Post shiet then


Op.. Never put glass up there k?

this is hilarious i'm gonna screencap this thread too

take me in the screencap

Thanks friend! It has been a fun time. I am off for now however. I may be back this evening with more, dare i say it, crazy urethral antics!! Sticking a straw up there cuts and hurts, but it is sure awesome cumming out of a straw!!! Stay tuned!

i love these darwin award entries

wtf is that a vagina?

Man you sure a fucked up but hey you made me laugh
dem dubs

Dude. Just get you some sounds. They're a hell of a lot safer & they feel awesome. If you're going to engage in risk play, then at least do it right. Besides, the different sizes allow for stretching your hole, too.

No.

> this is a vagina with same fetish

Get rid of the spoon. Sounds are 3X longer than your spoon, and that length is pure pleasure.

what the fuck? how is there just a black void between her vagina and urethra? this is anatomically fucking...wrong

That gap IS her vagina, the hole below is her ass.

> do you even biology bro?
> correct.


Genitals are pretty fucking stretchy Anons.

Again. Get sounds. Splinters aren't smart. Trust me on this.