be me, get hit on by guy at party

> be me, get hit on by guy at party
> not into it
> doesn't get the clue
> ditched him in the elevator at the hotel
> sends me this

i was just down in youngstown the other day. cool coincidence.

fuck him

bumping from canada, fuck that dude.
i bet hit tipped his fedora writing that out

Tits or gtfo

he kinda looks like he owns one too tbh

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Why did you do it me, Sharron? Why did you put me through that?

Meant Shannon, Shannon Randall. See what you've made me done! I can't contain my anger!

I heard that this is now a deer thread

did someone say deer thread?

fucking love deer threads

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Nice to meet you, Shannon. Awfully nice double chin you have there.

Wonder how your friends would like to see that nipple

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lel

nice try faggot. probably cant even triforce

>be me
>be 16 year old kid from the suburbs at the time
>go hunting with my dad and his coworkers
>one guy hits a shot and my dad wants me to split off with him so I can learn how to track a blood trail
>okay.flac
>after following the trail for about an hour we stumble upon the mortally wounded doe
> the old guy says, "I've had enough kills in my time, you take this one"
>I get about 10 ft away and shoot it in the head
>we go up to it so I can gut her
>"alright, flip it over on its back"
>can_do.midi
>"okay, now get it's legs all spread eagle like"
>lolwot.wav
>"Now get up on it like your going to fuck it"
>thisisnotmyfetish.mp3

I proceeded to gut the deer but I'm pretty sure that old guy had fucked a deer or three back in the day. I thankfully never saw him again.