Sup Forums, I'm on the roof. What do I do now?

Sup Forums, I'm on the roof. What do I do now?

Swan dive

do a flip

>.

stoop over the ledge and take a mean shit

Soon

reroll

dick pic

Op here, I'll do trips to shit off the roof

Take a shit from the edge, try to hit something. Best case people ,take a pic and run home

Trips, do it faggot

dick pick before shit drip but maybe put shit on dick too

Here, it's a cold night

OP delivers

What's that hairy lump above your Johnson

we gotta get trips now fuck come on

I ain't no niggerfaggot

trips for the shits

dew the doo

fuck I can't roll trips for the shit

So these trip 5's will make you shit off the roof?

fuk

shit on me

i feel this is a pun

Do a flip

well this is gonna need to happen

i feel like i shit the bed with trips

take a shit over the edge

Rolling for roof shit

i feel like this post is trips

Jump

FUCK I JUST WANNA SHIT FROM UP HIGH

And now you can! Just look at these trips!

It's op, it's 2 am and I'm gonna shit off the roof. C'mon guys, get trips.

just a terminal velocity turd from the third floor

I will keep SHITposting until i get them

FUCK YOU I'M TRYING AS HARD AS I CAN

pooper off the roofer!

Shit, OP!

TRY HARDER DAMNIT

>just fucking do it

Thats his thumb

NO

Trippps

rolling

Fuck.

Rolling for a shit from the shingles!

ok

>OP even has a lighter
>basass OP that delivers
>can't even roll trips for him
i should join OP but jump off the roof instead

666 get. Shit for satan.

Does quads count?

climb down safely

333 get

I'm also fat
Please join me I'll even push you and shit on your corpse

i got trips, now jump off faggot

Haha good job delivering op, you little roof shitter

Double dubbs. That's at least a piss off the roof?

Rolling for this

Yes

at this point it'd be worth it

Roll

oooollol

so close

FUCK. You did it then got cockblocked by 2

Im w/ this user

get down from there and go to bed

dole role

Fuckin' 2, man.

Well here they are then.

Roll for shitstains

what if i dont wana

same. I am also that user.

...

...

>one off
kms

999?

JUMP

Roll

Diahrea

Coming up

climb down the side of the building

Where do u live faggot? street looks familiar

Fuck

god pees before us

Take a guess faggot

Shit dude , u jesus? semi-jesus?

Kill yourself, :) (jk)

You take a warm shower
get into bed
and realize you don't have that bad of a life
sleep well pupper

a flip

right now

in this post

roll for shit

I got a good ass life I'm just here to shit off the roof

SOMEBODY SCREENSHOT THIS SHIT

do a 360 and walk away

Rolling for shit from the shingles

you guys think OP could light the shit before it drops and also take a pic of it while it drops on fire

props

that i will make now, after yet another FUCKING CAPTCHA

Oh yea!! Do it op

WINNER