Emma Stone gave Andrew Garfield herpes

>Emma Stone gave Andrew Garfield herpes
>you can never fuck either of them without getting it yourself
Feels bad man

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>wanting to move on after Emma Stone
>having leverage over Emma Stone once youre with her
whats the problem?

They're both hot as fuck. Still would do a threesome.

What's the big deal with Herpes? Almost anyone has it.

Poor Andrew. He's a nice guy.

Not virgins.

herpes isn't even shit lmao nigga w/e

What site is this again?

Yeah herpes is p common, certainly no reason why anyone would avoid hooking up with people, especially with the pussy Andrew Garfield probably gets.

Frogs give you warts, not herpes.

>people will choose to get herpes just to get laid
lmao

bumping this, I always forget

This is reddit.

Can feet give you herpes?

google 'blind items'

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thanks

>What's the big deal with AIDS? Almost anyone has it.

Herpes isn't aids, it's just a couple of pimples that pop up in the same spot 2 or 3 times a year. It's nothing.

>having sex with Emma Stone
vs
>not having herpes

It's a tough one but I think I'd take option a. I mean, If you live a fun life the chances are you'll eventually get herpes anyway right? So why not be able to say Emma Stone gave me herpes? It's almost definitely worth it

>whores defending their poor life decisions

Not genital herpes you disgusting diseased freak

You are a retard.

t. herpes infested whore

It's pretty bad though

Also NEVER EVER hook up with a black chick holy fuck

>A-list superhero

>A list superhero

I also have AIDS. I'm going to find you, and give you one of the diseases.
Which would you prefer?
Oh wait, it's all the same to you right?

>Virgin attempts to feel better about his life

>pig attempts to shame someone else for not wallowing in filth

Seriously, stop being a disgusting piece of filth.

>if you don't have at least 3 incurable stds you are a virgin

top kekeke, whatever makes you feel better you diseased whore

if you don't have herpes you are probably a loser. over half of the sexually active world has one of the forms of herpes.

there is medicine yo control outbreaks. and it is hard to pass if you don' have an outbreak. and teaching kids what herpes is and looks like would decrease the spread.

the only thing funny about it is that those 2 hooked up in their mid 20s, so they should have known about herpes. I got mine when I was 16 and didn't know any better.

What? No. You must be Euro trash. I have always heard this everyone has it meme from losers with herpes trying to get me to fuck them. My question to them is if everyone has it why don't you guys start some dating website or app for your kind? If everyone has it than it shouldn't limit your options and you can keep away from the people who are responsible with their genitals.

I can objectively say i have a better life than someone who has STDs, fucking idiot.

>its hard to get, easy to control
>over HALF the sexually active world has it.
Fuck off, contradicting cunt.

>the gift that keeps on giving
Who said it's Herpes? All STD's fit this description.

Herpes =/= HPV

>why don't you guys start some dating website or app for your kind?
herpesdatingsites.biz/

So liberals normalized sodomy, transgenders and now STDs? What's next? Is it going to be ok to fuck kids too?

The Prophet Mohammed (PBUH) married a nine-year-old girl named Aisha, and kept her with his 12 other wives. Do you really want to oppress the beautiful cultural traditions of Islam?

What's the difference?

why is fucking kids always the next thing in your slippery slope fallacy?

do you actually just want to fuck kids and are hoping it happens?

fucking kids will never be ok you absolute cretin

Look backwards at previous moral outrages.

1900:
>So what if I'm marrying a Protestant and I'm Catholic? It's not like I'm marrying a nigger!

1950:
>There's nothing wrong with a black and a white getting married. They're still a man and a woman and can have a happy family household. You act like I'm suggesting two faggots can get married or something.

2000:
>Two consenting, loving adults can do whatever they see fit. It's not like I'm trying to fuck kids!

>if you don't have herpes you are probably a loser.

Right. People who don't have a incurable lifetime disease that could lead to blindness and neurological problems are losers. Just admit you are a huge worthless slut and are trying to rationalize a away one of the most shameful diseases known to man.

just use a condom

like 90% of sexuality active young adults have herpes desu familia

what are your projected 2050 and 2100 liberal outrages mane ?

Herpes is curable

I actually don't know. Pedophilia is definitely on the back burner though. Overtures are being made now toward incest, polygamy and bestiality instead.

They've got to pace themselves I guess because it's hard to picture what goes after pedophilia.

>Sure I raped and strangled this baby, but it's not like I'm going to eat it!

>Who said it's Herpes? All STD's fit this description.

Maybe she gave him that "It Follows" thing

Also anyone notice the very instant gay marriage was legalized this tranny bullshit started like a metaphorical girl with a huge dick jumping out of a cake?

>i have herpes guys it's no big deal!!
>no i'm not a disgusting promiscuous idiot, half the universe has herpes guys it is 2016!

Type I vs Type II

>just use a condom

I must go shopping

DROPPED

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>even though she doesn't need to lose weight at all

L M F A O

How accurate can a webiste that can't even spell Spider-Man correctly be?

Worth

Bestiality

inb4 nigger joke

Why aren't there more white men marrying black women?
>1 in 2 black women have herpes
Oh! Thats why!

isn't hollywood herpes land anyway?

I mean, who was that athlete that gave every hot actress herpes?

That describes Jessica Biel

You can get Herpes even if you use condoms you fag

I hope so

You guys consider Canada highly progressive, right?

Reminder that you can have oral HSV2 and genital HSV1 too

just use two

but why is she fat again?

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>1 in 6 chicks
>1 in 2 black chicks
Wizardry, here I come.

>but why is she fat again?
Cheese Cake??

lel

Look again. It's more than 1 in 5 women in general, the 1 in 6 rate is for the entire population and the male rate is lower.

The fuck are you two on about

> wtf @ that Cody Simpson blind.

well at least i dodged that bullet

Hello Stacy

In america?

Even virgins, i got it from my dad as a little kid. around my lips

>everyone's a diseased creep, i'm normal i swear
i don't want to post some average hostile Sup Forums post because it's white noise at this point, I just want to warn you how low and disgusting you are

user...

Derek Jeter

>herpes potato
>herpes rat
>and now herpes frog

are no waifus sacred?

The only issue with him there is his gross moustache and haircut. As a person, he's still attractive

Polygamy is 10 years away la'. Incest too (But only if the woman is the one who wants it)

He's talking about the shit you get on your mouth. There's 2 diff types. I forget what the exact number is but something like 80% of humans in the world have it. I don't know the exact number im ball patling it here but google it if you care. They don't even test for it when you go get checked out because pretty much everybody has it. I never knew what "cold sores" were until i was like 23years old. Which is a result of that. Simple kiss, sharing a cig, cup, food, kiss, etc is how it's spread.

What website is this?

Yeah because that's the type of herpes being discussed in the OP.

beta loser you are.

I never said anything about the op you fucking mongoloid. I very clearly stated the guy who said he got it from his dad was a diff case of it.

>You guys consider Canada highly progressive, right?

No, they banned sexbots

>we don't need /cel/ they said

That's embracing third-wave feminism though. There's nothing more progressive than the thought that men exist solely to serve women.

Oh man I haven't laughed so hard in a while

+1
=^)

>tfw I've never had a cold sore
Upsides of my parents never kissing me as a baby.

condom when he ate that fat ass.

Dat ass would be worth it desu

This. Although at this point Biel is more like C/D list

Whelp I feel smart for the day

The sexuality of Emma Stone's feet cannot be denied.

I don't think herpes is transferable unless that person currently has a outbreak while you're fucking