Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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This is true, I probably did but I dont remember what we talked about.

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I couldn't tell you, honestly

Hahaha, yeah I hear you on that. After Friday night's performance I was more than happy to stick with the barrel I have and just practice. At one point or another the gun is more accurate than you are and you're just slinging rounds down range.

I have a Ruger P89 and the accuracy at ten yards with it is minute-of-man, just.

>Misaki Claimed

Thats good Jew friend
Ah I see
Um no problem
Yes I did Muhahahaha
>tickles under the chin
You ever had one?

Still here and

Morning

i always assumed you had unconditional benefits like we do
>personal situations
so you're not far enough into the rabbit hole for disability or is that just physical and asylum?

Aaaaayase?
Yyyyyuno?
The voices are still there

hi, sleep well?

More or less. Just started drinking my coffee. You?

I could probably be far enough down it to get it, but that would require me going to the doctor, probably a psychologist and no doubt back to a therapist. No thanks
Physically, I have a back injury I sustained while working once, it gives me trouble now and again
But, my parents are middle class, I'm not a minority and I don't have children. I would get next to nothing either way

Not really

>shivers at his entire body

Give her a pet name!

yeah mostly. haven't left my room yet to go pee cause i can hear someone outside my door moving around and i want to avoid human interaction

Oh yes you do have to draw that line, but I feel like you get better when you learn to compensate for the ballistics as well. But in the end I like shooting nice rifles that are true to their mark its alot of fun.

Right well I hope they leave you soon enough so that you can go. It must suck holding it in heh.

how can you even call that neetbux? i'd get housing + bills + some pocket money for showing up and botching some job applications
>no doubt back to a therapist. No thanks
the more i know about you the more you become a mirror
it's kinda scary

>scissors

Claim

I haven't looked into it super hard, but that pretty much seems to be the situation. Middle class parents, white, no children or dependents of any type. It's just as bad as scholarships. I had to pay all my schooling myself
I don't really know anything about you, so I can't really say the same. Just that you're German. I think ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>they're still there

What about them?
Try not to think about it is probably your best bet.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Speaking of which, I should probably get back to reloading at some point. But there is a really good deal on Prvi Partizan with ammo can on Target Sports...

Best waifu and husbando claimed

Dont look at me like that. What do you mean telling me sckizors

>2.5 D
Whut

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Aw dat is a shame
>squeezes you tightly with legs
>tickles both sides of neck
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i scissor u
>kisses

Really, ill have to look into that.
Hello Kyouko

Whats that mean?

cute

Naaah I abstain

Mhm indeed

i think i'm going to die

Aaayase?
Yyyuno?
Helppppppp

Tomoko is always cute.
I dont even know what pet name Id give Ai either
If its really that bad you may have to go out there. Im sorry.

it's quiet, i'm going for it

My cat just burped. What a weird sound

I wish there were more lewds of Juuzou

Labrat maybe
But not like she would like to have one

She looks a bit more real than in most pics but not quite so she is 2D and a half.
It's 556, and it's about $300 for a full thousand, I think I am gonna wait a little while longer. I have about 500 rounds still stocked up right now and plenty of cases waiting to be reloaded.

Gonna be gone for a bit, want to work on a project. Take care all.

Ah
>releases you
>blushes
Like not even in high school
good luck
cats can burp?

But that's just like an oil painting

what was it like?

It worked!

Was I supposed to

Best of luck to you
Woah you are right
youtube.com/watch?v=4TYG0gdhJEw
Why labrat?

no no no, you asking what is scissoring

My favorite type of thread

Well I know its a lesbian thing right?

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We can do it too

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She might be taken but trust me guys, she loves to take more than one cock at a time if you want to join us

Ah you cheat!
>jumps back on top of you
That is were your meant to get your first puss, yes

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Lewd.

This is now an ahegao thread

youtube.com/watch?v=GzJGWAfmBco

WOW sexist much?

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god yes

pornhub.com/video/search?search=scissoring
Wow they are all lesbian porn vids. Its like its a thing lesbians do or something.

B E T T E R T H A N H U M A N Z

with enough humping, we can still get off this way.
>licks arm

yo whats the name of that big thicc milf?

Hardly a challenge.

>licks cheek

Im not saying we couldnt just it sounds like it would take a while.

Saturnz Barz is alright I guess

bop

Well she is a chemist afterall and tends to stay in doing work

Oh
my fault

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Yyyuno?
Aaayase?
HELP

I dont think I would relate it to her work. Would be much cuter if you went for one thats closer to her person to me at least. Unless her life is her work kind of thing I guess

I think the whole album is alright. That's bellow the standard Gorillaz should have tho.
Momentz is pretty catchy during the chorus.
I also like We Got the Power even though the mixing is surprisingly unclean and the hook is admittedly lame.

One of many reasons.

we did it

Ahhhhh!!

Feel better now?

yep! but i'll need to get food in the next couple of hours or so next

Wanna try?

did what?

Well yeah but hopefully everyone around you is just kind of hanging out around then. Im sure you can manage.

well puss is still not that hared to get but good luck getting a stable girl
Ha I use you own weapons against you
congrats human contact successfully avoided

who are you doing today

>licks whatever is closest

I dont know. Sounds a bit awkward.

Well there's not much else about her really, she didn't have a normal life , is focused on her work and kinda cynical

But the latter one is the object of desire

Aaayase?
Yyyuno?
HELPPP

Sounds fun to me.

Wholesome waifu claimed.

Have my doubts I'll be doing anyone today.
I'll jumble the you around the letters in who and answer the how question too, I'm not really sure, just now bothered getting out of bed.
You?

i hope so
yay

>lifts up your skirt and slides my cock in you