B desides what goes in my asshole
B desides what goes in my asshole
credit card
Fidget spinner
TRIPS FAGGOT
YOU HAVE TO DO IT NOW
Crumpled up screencap of this comment printed out.
Apple, Water Bottle, Fidget Spinner.
A fucking dictionary, since you can't wvwn spell "decides" right.
Ha. Lurking for deliverance
Done
we all knew he had one
go on OP we are waiting...
Oh the irony
shit. Wasted double dubs
Obviously heres a sign
Same here what goes in my ass Sup Forums?
Ima mooch off of this faggots post
I know, I didn't realize I was hitting "w" instead of "e" until it was too late. Kind of hard to be a grammar Nazi when you make typos, huh?
Oh no i got something stuck fuck me?!?
Today OP was not a faggot.
Except, he stuck a fidget spinner in his ass, so he is a faggot.
Fuck...system overload.
another asshole
...
an assload of spaghetti
pic sorta related; not quite an assload
How about if you stick a gun barrel down your throat and KYS FAGGOT?
your asshole looks like an open wound
i wanna see it so reroll for it
Thats for OP not me id rather take a knife than a ass full of pussketi
spoon, round side in
A sharpie of course.
MOTHERFUCKER
Ok user will deliver
I don't know what's gayer; the fact that you actually shoved something up your ass or that you have a fidget spinner.
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2nded
Oww fuck that hurts bro this very bad i think i need help
Bruh what the fuck you make me do
big thumbs up or bsing
A paper that says @expose on the end of it
OP delivered, hows it feel?
No its real
Apple, Water Bottle, Fidget Spinner.
toilet plunger, but you have to put the handle side in all the way to the end. You're a pussy if you don't
op, you missed a spot
A vape
Chilli Powder
OHHHHHH
a 1000 degree glowing knife
here's the plan. it needs to recorded on video.
find a roll of toilet paper.
video you stuffing a roll of toilet paper completely up your butt.
play video in reverse
This^^
Shards of broken glass
Playstation/Xbox/whatever the fuck console you have controller
Someone what do you do if its stuck im afraid to pull it out what if it cuts me
Crack an egg and pour it in. Or a glass of milk if you don't have an egg,
shampoo bottle
Its a fucking spoon
Nope terrible not doing that
experience rebirth.
poop a log.
freeze said poop log. this is important.
march frozen poop log up your anal staircase.
re poop frozen poop log.
(if poop log isn't frozen, it might get messy)
Bro this aint gonna be good
try wiggle and twist with a pull, you did use a teasoon didn't you?
A dude's dick
A short round pipe.
Then find the biggest guy you can find and get him to spread his ass cheeks, sit on the other end of the pipe, and blow a massive voluminous fart as hard as he can directly into your colon.
Money
Your Dad's penis. :)
find a tapered object to open up your butthole. greased carrot, toothbrush. widen up, slide out
cell phone/computer mouse
Guys it didnt workout well at all im having my ass leak the spoon got stuck i had to shit it out
put the shit that you just shit out back in your ass
Good lord kys
No bruh i had to like smudge shit against my ass and the open part of the spoon just to shit it out and it hurts something feels seriously wrong
fucking idiot
Stick something phallic in your ass like a thick marker or a can
Reroll
poop spoon is my anal cunt cover band
It hurts really really bad rn in a minute maybe
raw meat or fish, then go to bed and see if its cooked in the morning
Reroll
rerolling for reverse toilet paper idea
keep us posted OP
Okay guys heres 3 things im willing to do which one should i do?
Top of an unopened deoaderant a comb or a minute glass
A rock
Im good now i dont think im leaking no more so next thing to shove up my ass
with the minute glass, only partial, let us see the sands fall
Definitely the minute glass, OP
In video?
Minuet glass.
somebody screencap this thread right now
>do pic related faggot
yeah minute glass, that comb looks brutal
>He had a fucking fidget spinner
>Sup Forums isn't dead yet
plz
this is a meme gold mine, someone archive this thread
Something glass
Find a Mangy cat
Put both of it's front paws in there
Then tickle the cats belly.
This
Op you faggot do this
Turkey baster and pump it until you feel good
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Screencap this
Bump
I cant get a video it wont let me post it
Ima do the comb after i pull this out
Butter knife and it'd better not be the handle end