B desides what goes in my asshole

B desides what goes in my asshole

credit card

Fidget spinner

TRIPS FAGGOT
YOU HAVE TO DO IT NOW

Crumpled up screencap of this comment printed out.

Apple, Water Bottle, Fidget Spinner.

A fucking dictionary, since you can't wvwn spell "decides" right.

Ha. Lurking for deliverance

Done

we all knew he had one

go on OP we are waiting...

Oh the irony

shit. Wasted double dubs

Obviously heres a sign

Same here what goes in my ass Sup Forums?
Ima mooch off of this faggots post

I know, I didn't realize I was hitting "w" instead of "e" until it was too late. Kind of hard to be a grammar Nazi when you make typos, huh?

Oh no i got something stuck fuck me?!?

Today OP was not a faggot.

Except, he stuck a fidget spinner in his ass, so he is a faggot.

Fuck...system overload.

another asshole

...

an assload of spaghetti

pic sorta related; not quite an assload

How about if you stick a gun barrel down your throat and KYS FAGGOT?

your asshole looks like an open wound

i wanna see it so reroll for it

Thats for OP not me id rather take a knife than a ass full of pussketi

spoon, round side in

A sharpie of course.

MOTHERFUCKER

Ok user will deliver

I don't know what's gayer; the fact that you actually shoved something up your ass or that you have a fidget spinner.

...

2nded

Oww fuck that hurts bro this very bad i think i need help

Bruh what the fuck you make me do

big thumbs up or bsing

A paper that says @expose on the end of it

OP delivered, hows it feel?

No its real

Apple, Water Bottle, Fidget Spinner.

toilet plunger, but you have to put the handle side in all the way to the end. You're a pussy if you don't

op, you missed a spot

A vape

Chilli Powder

OHHHHHH

a 1000 degree glowing knife

here's the plan. it needs to recorded on video.

find a roll of toilet paper.

video you stuffing a roll of toilet paper completely up your butt.

play video in reverse

This^^

Shards of broken glass

Playstation/Xbox/whatever the fuck console you have controller

Someone what do you do if its stuck im afraid to pull it out what if it cuts me

Crack an egg and pour it in. Or a glass of milk if you don't have an egg,

shampoo bottle

Its a fucking spoon

Nope terrible not doing that

experience rebirth.

poop a log.

freeze said poop log. this is important.

march frozen poop log up your anal staircase.

re poop frozen poop log.

(if poop log isn't frozen, it might get messy)

Bro this aint gonna be good

try wiggle and twist with a pull, you did use a teasoon didn't you?

A dude's dick

A short round pipe.
Then find the biggest guy you can find and get him to spread his ass cheeks, sit on the other end of the pipe, and blow a massive voluminous fart as hard as he can directly into your colon.

Money

Your Dad's penis. :)

find a tapered object to open up your butthole. greased carrot, toothbrush. widen up, slide out

cell phone/computer mouse

Guys it didnt workout well at all im having my ass leak the spoon got stuck i had to shit it out

put the shit that you just shit out back in your ass

Good lord kys

No bruh i had to like smudge shit against my ass and the open part of the spoon just to shit it out and it hurts something feels seriously wrong

fucking idiot

Stick something phallic in your ass like a thick marker or a can

Reroll

poop spoon is my anal cunt cover band

It hurts really really bad rn in a minute maybe

raw meat or fish, then go to bed and see if its cooked in the morning

Reroll

rerolling for reverse toilet paper idea

keep us posted OP

Okay guys heres 3 things im willing to do which one should i do?
Top of an unopened deoaderant a comb or a minute glass

A rock

Im good now i dont think im leaking no more so next thing to shove up my ass

with the minute glass, only partial, let us see the sands fall

Definitely the minute glass, OP

In video?

Minuet glass.

somebody screencap this thread right now
>do pic related faggot

yeah minute glass, that comb looks brutal

>He had a fucking fidget spinner

>Sup Forums isn't dead yet

plz

this is a meme gold mine, someone archive this thread

Something glass

Find a Mangy cat

Put both of it's front paws in there

Then tickle the cats belly.

This

Op you faggot do this

Turkey baster and pump it until you feel good

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Screencap this

Bump

I cant get a video it wont let me post it

Ima do the comb after i pull this out

Butter knife and it'd better not be the handle end