Go to take a shower at the hotel

>go to take a shower at the hotel
>see this

wat do?

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"hey kid, where the fuck are your parents ?"

Tell her that this is not the kitchen

Bitch looks like she missed a few meals. Offer her my left overs and then call someone to get it out of my room.

What girl?

Ask her to pick up the soap she dropped because my back hurts

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Security!

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Call the front desk

trun 360° and walk away

joke's on you, she died 4 years ago !

Seems like a trap, better rape fast

Moon walking takes a lot of energy.

Text the agency several pictures of asians then call my CC to reverse the charge until I get what I ordered

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>Tell her that if that skirt isn't hiding a large fluffy bush she can get the fuck out.

Turn on water and hold shower door shut

Grab her by the hair and yank her 75 lbs body out of my hotel room into the hallway, then lock the door behind me. Annoying little cunt.

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:( sorry for ur loss, bud

kek'd

Strip naked and shower with her of course

did you reply to the post that day tho?

Brent?

how'd you get into my room?
were the people here before?

Call security get her dumped.

I hope you step into some dog poop today, you faggot!

Kek

rape her, fuck her, and impregnate her

Call security, wait outside until the kid is removed.
Seriously who leaves their fucking kid in a hotel? Annoying.

how is the picture relevant to that horrible curse?

bob?

apparently it's a trap

i have no further info though

First, I call my mom and tell her I'm probably going to prison for a few years but can't say why. Then, I hang up the phone and invite the girl to join me in bed.

"Hello, is this the front desk? I've got a complaint, someone planted a trap in my bathroom".

Not what I had in mind when they said "Free minibar"...

let her hold the shower head, who the fuck makes a shower with no head resting place?

kill it with fire

It's great bait mate , an you bit dumb shit

Roll

Go onto /x and make up a ghost Skinwalker story and talk about the guns and my homemade bombs I used.

ask her where her mommy is
fuck her mommy when i find her

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That was a thread like 10 minutes ago that was a "fill in the blank spaces" thread

This of course popped up

So it made sense in that thread

Here... not so much

Dude thinks he's karma whoring on Reddit I guess.

LOL. You think I'm letting that little girl leave my room? Hell no.

It's actually the opposite. You're going to die.

>invite the girl
>invite
If you don't rape bitches that look like this they will screw with you

How responsible of you. You wouldn't let her go outside without finding somebody from her family to take her home.

What do you think I had in mind once I got her in bed... cuddles and a fucking Disney movie?

Think about that for a minute. You're not going to let some creepy little girl out of your sight even though she had no means to get inside your hotel bathroom to begin with? Pretty sure you're the pray.

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I dunno man....you seem like a faggot, so it's possible.

Tell her she's too old and to gtfo

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sam?

*prey

Ty immunity cat

You bitch

I'm drunk give me a break

I would have sex with her in the missionary position without a condom of course for the purpose of procreation. After we made love and basqued in the afterglow I would then make her hard boiled eggs, perfectly made where the yolk is still fully yellow.

lol

Kill her and try to dispose of the body. Only chance I have of not being arrested if this ever happens.

Pull my already hard cock out and get to work

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> seem like a faggot

That? That's just a ploy to get her comfortable enough to join me in bed willingly

you're all sick fucks what if that was your daughter?

>you're all sick fucks what if that was your daughter?
Then she'd call me daddy. Dick like diamonds now!

I prefer her sitting on the toilet

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I'd tell her to stop being such a stupid bitch and take her clothes off before getting in the shower.

Okay....you brought it back. Good job

KEK

Tell her to get the fuck out, man's got to wash his balls.

allahu akbar

be gone immunity cat

Moar?

Obviously user is a poorfag as these are standard shower bitches in any swank hotel,

This here
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