The last time I touched a woman was three weeks ago at Subway...

The last time I touched a woman was three weeks ago at Subway, when she was putting my change into my hand and her fingers inadvertently brushed my palm. Before that it had been 14 months. And that was just to hug my aunt. I'm starting to feel desperate.

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thats depressing

hookers are a thing

How about you stop downloading pictures of women and actually go outside and talk to one

You should feel depressed

If someone has to explicitly state that something isn't something - it's that something.

going to get a haircut by uh lady is a good way to pay a woman to touch you

Give us some stats OP. Do you look like a child molesting heathen?

Post a pic maybe?

Something to keep in mind, OP; fat chicks are plentiful in the great US of A, and they're desperate.

It can't be all that bad.

I traded a 5 sheet and a pack of smokes for a blowjob from a greasy hooker.

1 month after a pretty bad breakup, I got head. Now I havent had shit for 7 months. What do I do..

Sucks for you. I cuddle my wife nightly. She scratches my back or caresses me while we watch tv. So comfy.

Pic related

>Before that it had been 14 months.
>I'm starting to feel desperate.

Only NOW?!

Shake that pitiful desperation vibe off of you - bitches feel it a mile away...

How about you stfu!!!

I seen OP today
>picture related

My haircut lady is a transvestite

go to new one

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>wizardchan.org
sorry i meant wizchan.org/dep/catalog.html

bonus?

Go back to subway

would you ?

Call me in 12 years

Nah man. Jimmy John's is where all the action is.

i managed to get sum fuck recently and discovered that i am incapable of cumming through sex. i've tried everything, oral, anal, no fap for a month and so on

all this time i invested to get /fit/ and work up my courage and it's completely fucking wasted

i want to just stay inside forever and get fat again whats the point anymore...

you are gay

Just fuck women like a boss and jerk off on them at the end to cum

faggot

You're doing something wrong.

Was she a big fat hambeast? Are you on meds? Was the pussy smelly?

>not doing it inside
Are you gay user

Finally somebody without a fucking hideous pig wife

>Was she a big fat hambeast?
i fucked with four girls, one of them two times. they were all differently built but no whale

>Are you on meds?
no

>Was the pussy smelly?
not really. i eate two of them and they came