Pissbin v Poorth
First for /saints/
Shit OP. kys
American Idiot detected
i just took a huge steaming new zealander and when i looked back before i flushed it literally resembled a dick and two balls
what did my shit mean by this?
tfw no gf
Who wants to have a race lads?
tuck your shirt in agar your fucking grub
walkie can get a gf but we can't
Anyone who doesn't accept Asuka as best girl should be put to death
tfw no Zara gf
Why do you keep posting this slag
Do fembots browse /cric/?
mad truth bombs
meaningless ODI series against a 3rd world country or a premier t20 competition
Lynns decision really makes you think
i'm a girl
He wants that cricket australia contract la.
Play 3 tests and get payed 230k is a pretty sweet deal
Didn't you read my sketch last thread m8?
Okay who the fuck was ragging on Perth's brave Timmy Bresnan?
yfw a one day INTERNATIONAL will have a smaller crowd then every t20 DOMESTIC game at the gabba this year
Every WBBL player would rek you lad
le vug le dim bresnand
Reminder that he is still elite in three formats and only 31
HOT POTATO HOT POTATO
HOT POTATO HOT POTATO
HOT POTATO HOT POTATO
wow kool sunnies XD!
What is WalkGF's first name?
it's almost like RealityCunt gets it wrong on purpose...
FUCK YOU LYNN ENJOY PLAYING IN FRONT OF 10K IN A SHITTY ODI
are Realshitty Kek and betcunt the same person?
Just got a hat trick on my birthday lads
name is Tye
not having elite fast bowler depth
I'm a woman AMA lads
memecullum suspended for slow over rates
COULDN'T TIP A CANOE
How's ya vag goin?
Few anomalies came up during the game. Tip God aint always right, but there was perhaps a considerable amount of good fortune for the Scorchers.
How's ya vag goin?
Pretty loose desu
he actually made it
Just got back from a ban lads, ama
this triggers the saxshit
wish i was under the desk munching on her little cunt lads
who is she?
huh. And I didn't even get a warning for the post you responded too.
Am I dare I say it, Invincible?
I can't believe Brisbane lost lads. Brisbane would have won if it weren't for the odi.
subhuman coloured crawls out of his hole at midnight Australian time in a desperate attempt to avoid the big mean bullies
After much deliberation, and in spite of the performances of the Australian cricket team, I have decided not to kill myself - at least for the next four years.
These next years are going to be an absolute calamity and I for one want to be around to witness them
I can smell it from here
Lol I remember
apparently only lynnsane heat is hotter than a scorcher
regular heat is not enough.
Tip God ain't ever right apparently
crickets are insects, not athletes
Is Saxon your favorite twink?
not that any of you plebeians have not-shit taste, but the young attractive channel 9 weather girl was just showing her bare feet on the today show while swaying back and forth on a gymnastics swing. She was also wearing a short skirt so you could see a lot of leg. I thought it was quite nice
Get a gf faggot
Reminder this is our Toyota girl
Sadly, this is not an option. While girls like this are nice to look at, unfortunately (vagina'd) females do not have the brain capacity to keep up with me mentally, and frankly would make awful girlfriends (not to mention most of them are money grabbing whores). I was recently discussing with some friends and family my willingness to date a transsexual female on a few conditions; a was that she had a "small cute penis" and that b it must be "smaller than mine". Of course the third condition was that she did not look too much like a man and must have breasts in some capacity. Unfortunatlely, hailing from the city of Melbourne, whilst there are plenty of these eligible ladies, they are, for the most part, already taken by like-minded individuals.
Will Cucket ever recover?
reminder that /rug/ RUNS /cric/
/ayy/GODS score, /rug/kiddies can only try
Reminder that muscular and intelligent woGODS would dominate this shitty "sport" is we gave a shit about it
22 overs in and Bangladesh are only two down. That a really good effort on this pitch. >We would unironically be 3 or 4 down by now
god damn fucking ACBs
yeah its not like Australia played on those greentops in the last 12 months or anything
Be quiet wogworm
Are you even watching the game faggot? This is a completely different pitch to the one the Aussies played on at this ground.
le fugg le ACB
yeah m8 im at the ground and the covers are coming on
Australia XI: David Warner, Travis Head, Steve Smith (c), Chris Lynn, Mitchell Marsh, Glenn Maxwell, Matthew Wade, James Faulkner, Pat Cummins, Mitchell Starc, Big Billy Stanlake
good evening lads
Where have you been? I was getting worried
thanks for the reminder i really love cricket (and djokovic hihi)
hello lad thanks for worrying but i'm back now, i really couldn't post because i was in the end of the world
Australia literally and unironically haven't had a good all-rounder since Shane Watson
Australia haven't had a good all rounder since Andrew Symonds ftfy
Australia haven't had a good allrounder since Keith Miller ftfy
he doesn't rate Swatson
do you get the rest of your opinions on betting agencies' facebook pages too?
Glad you're ok lad. Why were you in the end of the world?
an opinion is wrong because it's popular
Watson's test career was a massive disappointment
And yes, he counts as an allrounder. It meant >we could bat with actually quality batsmen down to 7
You now remember there was a time when Dale Steyn was going to finish with more wickets than McGrath and Graeme Smith was going to finish with more run than SWaugh
You just remembered that Ponting spent the last two years of his career serving under Captain Clarke
And for a man who has attended the Manchester derby and El Classico between Real Madrid and Barcelona in recent times, Brathwaite said he couldn't wait for his first BBL rivalry match. "The Melbourne derby and the Sydney derby have become rather big, I can even say internationally because back home people talk about the Sydney derby, the Sixers versus Thunder," Brathwaite said.
Do players drink beer during a Test? (serious question)
Mostly the question goes for Australia, hah.
used to, not anymore
Biggest derby in cricket
ABBBLs unpooquivocally btfo YET AGAIN
Keep trying to reroof my cuckshed but this wellington weather is doing my head in
I thought you lived in Crushedchurch
LE FUGG LE GRUSHJURGE XBXBB
S T A T S G O D
Based statsy. Hows the bf lad?
How come cric is literally 99.9999% Australians and some NZ folks and no English people or Indians/Brownasians?
Can't handle the bantz
barely any indians on Sup Forums as it is
as for us, i love playing cricket but actually follow it very little except whenever the ashes is on and even then only when its happening in england. pathetic i know. but i do really fucking love playing cricket when i have the chance.
also its 4am
I used to live in the Caribbean and they could handle the bants but also have no presence here. My flag was considered 'rare' at the time too which was weird, hah (USVI).
I always wonder the situation of cricket in England. My girlfriends family is English and don't particularly care about cricket. Has the torch been passed from England to Australia as far as Anglosphere-cricket goes?
australians are far better at cricket, yeah. i think the only reason we still have the ashes is because of tradition, australia loves beating us, and when england does somehow win its like 1966 all over again.
its still a popular activity in the summer here. often see people playing it on the beaches, otherwise there are still plenty of cricket fields in the country too.
i am cricket
we drove them out
Cricket is a fairly niche sport in the UK these days. There's still a decent minority which follow it, and it's not going anywhere, but it's a long way from number 1. Think golf in the USA
We threw our poo at them
Think I poo'd myself lads. Don't want to get up and check though
stick a couple fingers down there. See if you can feel anything
Could you imagine taking a 6 for on debut at 18 and then never playing test cricket again?
Have any of you been to a match in India by any chance? IPL especially. Is it insane?
im feeling second hand embarrassment right now
australians are far better at cricket, yeah
How's the gap year going, Davo?
In a way yes
It happened to be played in Sydney but the venue was sold out and the crowd was literally and unironically somewhere between 90-95% Indian fans, mostly expats who flew in from India itself and America for the game
Is it insane
Very, very loud and they handle the bants surprisingly well
But they are fairweather as absolute fuck and when it was clear the game was over the Indians quite literally evacuated the stadium and the attendance dropped from about 45k to 8k in the space of about 10minutes
and when it was clear the game was over
not over, but that India was going to lose
terribly. i didn't want to take one but finding a phd position is hard. an academid at the university of sydney was interesting supervising me tho.
That's too bad but still seems fun.
Also what exact do you do if you go to an entire day of a Test? I imagine there are activities and such at the venue? Ie: It's a fun day out with lots of stuff to do + drinking a lot, not necessarily just sitting in your seat tracking stats?
Like I said in the last thread I have no idea how but I am addicted to cricket now. It makes no sense, I don't even follow baseball. The other sport I follow on a pro level is (ice) hockey and all the sports I played growing up were contact sports. I have no idea how this happened. Well, I know how I was exposed: I was a private military contractor working in Iraq and TV there televised cricket so I started watching the IPL and learning about cricket, then watched Test cricket, etc. and somehow just got hooked but again that isn't an explanation as to why that happened.
tl;dr great sport really but I couldn't tell you why.
Imagine actually being Australian, lads.
How far down the list is /ale/?
They say you should quit while you're on top
Also what exact do you do if you go to an entire day of a Test?
Depends on the country/venue/series
Ie: It's a fun day out with lots of stuff to do + drinking a lot,
It's mostly that. The biggest phenomenon in terms of travelling crowds is the barmy army. That is as much about as the poms going on a lads holiday as it is about the cricket. Australia is by far the biggest event for the barmy army, but it happens to a lesser extent in the WIndies, South Africa and Sri Lanka as well.
For instance though in India it is completely different. I swear Indians don't even give that much of a shit about their team. They worship the players. It seemed to me that Indians were far more concerned about whether Tendulkar got his meme 100th century than whether the team was winning. Sachin used to be their god, now Virat is.
In Australia it is the opposite, the performance is the king and that's what people turn up to see. Nobody cares about the players so even when a genuine legend like Ricky Ponting has a bad few months everyone is calling for his head.
The waitIng room at the dentist gets bigger crowds than the gay league
dubs of troof.
Does /cric/ hate all soccer, or just the Ayy specifically?
The convicts are butthurt about football in general but they can only pick on the ayy because the global game dwarfs their "spoort"
Probably just Ayy league, seeing as it's near impossible to watch the only relevant leagues in Europe on a frequent basis in Aus
Soccer is know colloquially in Australia as wogball. The dislike for soccer stems from the dislike of immigrants from the Mediterranean region as many such migrants follow the sport and the A-League
subhuman coloured desperately trying to "banter with the lads" but talking shit about the gay league and pretending he knows about tent state of domestic soccer here
*reports the bullies to the mods in a desperate attempt to save face*
poouth africa isn't even good enough to have a team in the a-league
Piss off kid, the adults are talking about football here.
Interesting series of posts.
domestic soccer is BANG! DESTINATION: FUCKED! in this country, cobba
Soccer is for poofters, which is why white boy numale cucks are the biggest fans of it in Australia.
Based WogGODS play rugby, Aussie rules and tennis.
Aussie rules and tennis.
K E K
Just started to smell like shit in here.
Lol turn the name off
married at 25 when I was still in Navy
wife is Nurse Practitioner, makes good money
we saved and lived well
had a kid and I got out of Navy
go to school full time and stay home with kid
immediately start going into debt
wife can't stop buying shit on Amazon daily
$200+ grocery bills because she refuses to eat anything less than premiere brand name food
needs a 5 bedroom house with a mortgage of $2000 a month
her and her mom won't stop buying baby shit, we have enough toys and under 1 year old clothes for like 10 kids
We now have $30k in credit card debt, $18k left on the truck and $260k left on the house. She is in the red at the start of every month and we have no savings, all of mine are gone. Now besides her inability to stop blowing money...
wife comes home from work tired and grumpy
rarely ever cooks or helps with dishes(understandable I guess)
never helps with the laundry despite 90% of it being hers
never helps me clean up
doesn't exercise, is getting fat
gets mad I can't keep the house clean and tidy everyday while watching a 2 year old, doing school work and running a small business to crawl out of debt.
The cherry on top is she is pregnant again. Yippie ki yay motherfucker. Why are women so fucking awful? She says she is soo miserable not being a stay at home mom, but all she fucking does is work 40 hours a week, come home to a cooked meal in a usually tidy house, play with the baby and watch TV, or she goes out with her friends or mom to do whatever gump ass activites white conservative southern women do. Womens suffrage was a mistake.
go to school full time
why do americans call uni school?
Nice pasta. Every australian on /cric/ is a permavirgin.
Run away to some meme country where they won't find you. Child optional.
needs to be one where cricket is played
I remember this actually
I still got this picture saved
Zimbabwe or Bangladesh are the only places that a person like you would fit in
St Lucia is meme enough for cricket fan to disappear to.
was literally about to say this
Brisbane is shit
I love Stuart Broad. He is the lad that I would want my sister to marry. He would be a God tier brother in law.
I can't stand tropical weather
Dr Karl podcast is up, lads.
Don't forget to bet on Finch high bat tonight, lads.
well I guess you're fucked then, because the meme cricket playing nations all have tropical climates
this 2bh. Brisbanites are the rudest people in the country. Even ruder than inner melbourne yuppies.
I hope the janitor comes into the thread soon, lads.
what about Ireland?
/ck/ thread is up lads.
the irish are apparently not totally shit at cricket, but I can't imagine it's a very popular sport there, having to compete with football, hurling, rugby and soccer.
The Irish are totally shit at cricket, lad.
If you don't live in Perth or Cairns, you are a flyover and are culturally, and culinarily, irrelevant. You should probably commit suicide as well.
That's a lot of text to defend your cornfield, Cletus
Sink into the ocean, lad.
They're in an awkward place where they're too good for associate cricket and not good enough for full membership
Go fuck yourself, you autistic disgrace. I have been to an A-League game before, and I am highly doubtful you can say the same.
Go back to /rug/, you Mckenzie cuck
"My point of view is that when I am playing cricket I cannot think that this game is less or more important." - Sachin Tendulkar
Execute all tripfags
subhuman coloured desperately trying to attack based AMS in a desperate attempt to "banter with the lads"
are you aussie ex-gf saffa?
I just read this out loud in a sith ifrican accent and cracked up laughing.
K E K
subhuman coloured fires up his cuckbournian proxy and replies to himself in a desperate attempt to convince people that anyone is interested in how drivel
subhuman coloured desperately hitting the 'report' button hoping janny will come to his rescue yet AGAIN
*dabs for the trinibro*
Get some help user, this obsession and paranoia isn't good mate
Literally no one but Cape Flats dwellers speak how they do in District 6, you fookin prawn
subhuman coloured fires up his cuckbournian proxy AGAIN and replies in a desperate attempt to convince people that anyone is interested in his drivel, while furiously pounding the 'report' button hoping janny will rescue him
He's a literal loser desperate for any attention as he clearly has no friends, family or gf in real life.
I live in Melbourne m8, as do most of /AFL/
Another elite truth bomb from based SaxGOD.
I could have sworn most /afl/ posters were Perth based
there was an unhealthy amount of Perth discussion last year.
Wogs do play tennis tho
Reminder that cuckbournians are a minority, even in /afl/.
They are just a vocal minority.
Cuckbournian only make up 20% of /cric/ and roughly 32% if /afl/.
This triggers the cuckbournian.
Who here /Gades/?
In 2015 there was near constant "cucktorian" shitposting by WA posters because of the success of Dockers/Iggs
Then last year the dockers went to shit and the iggs lost, this lead to WA posters being assmad and supporting Sydney
US Senate passes measure to take first step in dismantling Obamacare https://www.rt.com/usa/373398-us-senate-obamacare-repeal/
Do you remember bikecunt at all?
Everyone from Vic makes it hard to enjoy AFL because of the endless circle jerking of "muh victorian teams" and the total lack of respect for other teams, even when they have been in top form for the whole season it's always a "surprise upset" to the Vics. Cunts.
whom gives a fuck
this is a place to discuss the cricket, not politics
Donald wants to deport you, does he?
How is this relevant to cricket?
Come to brisbane when you move here lad based courtney is waiting
I missed the bikecunt thread, 2bh
cunts had to fill me in later on.
loved his prossies
Based country vics are the majority
subhuman coloured fires up his cuckbournian proxy and replies to himself AGAIN in a desperate attempt to convince people that anyone cares about his drivel
Why do you keep giving me warnings and then straight banning me?
Were you not loved as a child or something, Pedro?
Thanks lad, I appreciate the hook up
Its fucking funny, it all started when (as he would be lated known as) bike cunt responding to some random post about a guy getting a driving license.
subhuman coloured replies to the janny with a "tough guy" (lol) attitude in a desperate attempt to convince people he doesn't report all the bullies so his best friend, janny, can constantly come to his rescue
friendly reminder that not all of us are saxshit
1800 955 463
Welcome to the Pooicide Hotline.
To speak with Daniel please press 1.
To speak with Saxshit please press 2.
To speak with threadcunt please press 3.
To speak with a Minister from the Church of WalkGod please stay on the line
subhuman coloured fires up his cuckbournian proxy AGAIN, replies to himself AGAIN, and desperately tries to attack based SaxGOD and the 90% of /cric/ who support him, in a pathetic attempt to create a narrative that anyone is interested in his drivel
This pooth poofrican is literally pathetic.
Would get heemed by a 6 year old girl, kek.
if you had the flag extension saxon you'd see that i'm from glorious queensland
*reports all the bullies*
subhuman coloured fires up his cuckbournian proxy AGAIN, and desperately performs damage control , in a pathetic attempt to create a narrative that anyone is interested in his drivel
*fails to create a positive narrative about my "life"*
*clenches fists hoping janny will come and delete the bully posts soon*
*stinks like shit*
*permeates an aura of sexual frustration*
Just tucked one down to fine leg lads
*poos quickly in hand*
Let's discuss cricket
Best one 2bh.
reminder that cric is multicultural and multicodetral
*swings from roof*
This is the most autistic thread ever
LE U R ORDIZDICK XDXD
*on suicide watch*
*furiously deletes and bans selective off topic posts while leaving up off topic posts that I approve of*
Do some of you lads seriously have nothing better to do with your evening than shitpost under different names?
LE ZEEK HELB XDXD
SO MATURE AND TOGETHER LMAO
he is losing it lads
it's a subhuman coloured pretends to be "above it all" despite being the number 1 cancer in these threads episode
Seen this too many times.
poof p on pooicide watch
I cant believe you are still here posting this shit. Its so sad.
being a literal mixed race mutt in africa
LE CUNT BELIEB IT XDXD
STILL HERE LMAO
Reminder Geelong, Bendigo, Ballarat, Mildura, Echuca, Wadonga, Werribee, Glenrowan, Castlemaine, Warnambool>>>>Cuckbourne
Dudes which one of you is going to help me and my family drink VBs and play beach cricket in convict land? Family meaning wife and kid because I assume 9 year olds are encouraged to drink in Australia.
Australians on /int/ are reasonable, on /pol/ they're moderate shitposters and on Sup Forums they go full sperg
ill come over and glass ya mate
subhuman coloured fires up his cuckbournian proxy AGAIN, replies to himself AGAIN, and desperately tries to still redd/int/ which is where he is obviously fresh from, in a pathetic attempt to create a narrative that anyone is interested in his drivel
poof poofrican is from redd/int/
What did I miss lads?
In warrnambool right now lad
Missed the subhuman coloured make a fool of himself yet again.
Reminder that your better than cuckbournians
listening to metal of any kind beyond the age of 16
Its pretty sad that you guys just sit here and post "memes" every night that arent even funny in the slightest. Dont you have any friends?
Looks like I need to clean this place up
Just took a massive lads
not from there but unfortunately had to go to cuckbourne airport to get here. Sad place!
bogans and slavs
weekend destination for bogan western suburbs Melbournites
literal shithole full of niggers, bogans and pajeets
Resting point on the drive up to Sydney
Holiday destination for bogans
literally can't create a thread on /mu/ via mobile OR my home internet
calling based Bendigonians racist
Just stay in your containment ghetto cuckbournian
the only """""criticism""""" he has of Basedigo is le fugg le racism xdxd
tfw got big smoked at work today
gotta get a proper job lads
Calling based country people who would give you the coats of their backs bogans and racists proves how cucked you really are
Who here has actually considered pooicide?
What's it like being the most beloved /cric/ personality?
Gonna play some vidya lads
I can't stop sucking cocks, lads.
I don't know about most beloved but I am surely one of the longest serving
Country people are all retarded fucks. They speak slowly, as if they're unable to put a sentence together fast enough. Everything in their lives revolves around the foody and getting smashed at the pub, this "Aussie battler mateship" meme needs to die. It's cancer. They take pride in not knowing shit and being uneducated about the world.
I hate them all.
I leaked my trip for a reason; to prove that even if you have my trip, you still can't post like me. Anyone that knows how I post will know when it's the real JR posting.
He got exposed for his betrayal of his own crew(co-workers) and one of them chased him down and got even with him for it.
Brisbane-anon, has shit settled between yourself and Morgo?
Why do people keep impersonating me anyway?
posts bullying subhuman coloured have been deleted
subhuman coloureds disgusting drivel is not deleted
I guess your best friend, janny, has come to your rescue, cuck?
You still haven't got the hang of it. When do I post inane shit like this? never.
I guess it's up to me to bring some intelligent discussion into this thread.
Just ignore saxshit's impersonation of me.
This is more like it, even though this is just meta Saxon-posting.
Really makes you think.
Meta Matt-posting. Step up your game, friendo.
Being a lelbourne city cuck
You are the cancer m8
she looks exactly like pepe lol
le u r le cuck xdxd
Give it a rest, kid.
Watching the 2015 NRL GF lads
Fox Sports commentary is so superior
No, plebeian, the Fox Sports commentary is every bit as cancerous as channel 9.
What an honour
I like Nintendo.
Just went to get a Hawaiian pizza from the shop around the corner, except for some reason they don't sell them.
I had to get a ham and cheese pizza AND THEN order pineapple on top of it
can i get high off this shit
People on Sup Forums who make a big deal about how they hate Hawaiian pizza are literal posers.
Literally the most reddit "opinion" you can have.
take this L white folccs
You watching the Switch thing tomorrow m8?
Just because I like Nintendo doesn't mean I'll watch or support their terrible new consoles and "games".
The SNES, 64 and GC will always be among my favourites, but everything since has just been cash grabbing gimmicks with no substance.
You honestly need to die
Do some hard labour ffs you soft cunt
This is a reminder that Fallout 3 is objectively one of the greatest games of all time and Fallout 4, while not as good as 3, is a worthy sequel.
The Gamecube was one of the most underrated consoles I have ever had, that thing had some really good titles on it too.
Did you play the remastered version of Ocarina of Time?
Imagine you devoted your life to mastering the art of preparing fine Italian cuisine then some derro cunt comes in from around the corner and asks for a hawaiian pizza
Do you honestly think I would reply to you, given how much you shit up these threads?
Played Fallout 4 for like 10 hours and couldn't stomach more
subhuman coloured is literally a fat underaged video game loser
I just found the GDP scene that I have been looking for. Tonight is a good night.
told the missus i got drunk and ran over a cat (i didn't) and eagerly awaiting her seething response lads
No you didn't
fiery zinger isn't even hot
literally fucking seething lads
yeah i didn't get drunk and run over a cat
eagerly awaiting her seething response lads
You might as well go out and find one to run over. She won't be happy when she finds out you lied.
Is based INXS /cric/ aproved
I say yes tbqh
poort poower ruined them for me Tbh
can someone on /cric/ take a pic of their sleeping cat
The media reporting that midnight axe attack in the 7/11 as committed by a """woman""" is making me absolutely seethe
He is a fucking tranny
Bangladesh understood that they have the personnel to hold steady in seamer-friendly conditions over the course of a rain-affected day in Wellington. As far as surprises go that was rather pleasant; not unlike finding money in the couch cushions.
owning a cat
No but God is an Astronaut are
You now remember Rockstar INXS
le pink shirt twitter comments gimmick
every fucking time
maxwell and marsh likely to be picked in an extended batting lineup in India
6. Maxwell 7.wade 8.Marsh 9. Starc 10. O'Keefe 11.Hazelwood
I remembered it this morning tbqh
maxwell is unironically the best allrounder talent in australia
unironically not a bad idea
Lyon is fucking useless in Asia. His only attributes are flight and overspin and spinners who rely on flight and overspin get murdered in Asia
but since you provided no sauce im putting that down to bullshit
still blocked on normiebook and he told another mate to kill herself. Looks like he'll turn into a straffo
anyone got anymore courtney pics
she is a qt Tbh
didn't whiteman getting hit delay the game a fair bit last night
seems like the bbl is rigged
le im a slut XD
i swear there is only 2-3 variations of female tinder bios going around, they are so unoriginal
i want a threesome before i get married
absolute banger of a game shaping up in the a-league tonight
Reminder that no matter how low the Renegades score is, the Hurricanes will NOT chase it down because no one on that team is capable of facing spin bowling
cool doggo lad
tfw your aunt comes over and her ass is looking phat and juicy in her little skirt
tfw you might try something
No she isn't
No you won't
does she have a hot sister lad?
What body type is Finch?
was kind of a Renegades fan until I realised they play all their games at Etihad, lifelong Stars fan now
sweet dreams kitty cat
three of them
What an absolute savage, does he post on here?
Also, how's based Courtney lad?
plenty of room in the kitchen
your aunt goes out of her way to brush past you
tfw wearing gym shorts with nothing underneath
dick sticking out
she surely felt it on her ass
it's time lads
*desperately tries to banter with the lads*
Time to stop posting.
This didn't happen
source on this? you're obviously watching porn
people who don't refrigerate their tomato sauce really gets my goat Tbh
tfw no Zara gf
Redpill me on why 20/20 won't become the #1 format?
Big Bash gets crowds, Tests don't. 20/20 appeals to everyone, Tests appeal to fat neckbeards and old people.
reminds me of a cat my aunt had called fluff, had grey hair though. i swear she was the best mouse killer in queensland
reminder that i literally never have and never will watch cricket
He brought a dead snake in last week. He's still a kitten too
nah cunt I'll take my 80k+super at 24 working in an air conditioned office
enjoy having a twinged back by 40 lmao
face only pic
Guaranteed fat chick
nah, not a fatty. Shes got them crazy eyes though
Fuck this thread is shithouse, can't wait for based /afl/ to start back up
nice /nrl/ meme lad
/nrl/ is even worse than /cric/ in terms of people desperately trying to create a pseudo trip poosonality for them
Why is /cric/ obsessed with pee and poo?
/NRL/ is a fucking meme
That would be ANOTHER /nrl/ meme la
im so fucking horny
dude i suck dick lmao
dude i'm a whore lmao
dude i love memes lmao
dude send me dick pics lmao
*runs in the opposite direction*
aside from the tat, those thighs are elite
post Sun/Moon teams lads
Is this, dare I say it, THE most elite team of all time?
what the FUCK are you going on about
If you say zee you're a numale poof who needs a belting
the KFC Big Bash League
No need to be upset that your "league" has been cucked by a corporation
Barclays Premier League
What the FUCK is your point
hasnt been the name for more than a year
its a bong corporation for a bong league
why cant auscuck leagues survive without BSAs?
being banned for batting too well
fuck meme cricket
conceding the highest BBL score ever
do you think hes on poouicide watch rn?
Still looking for an argument
I bet I could outdrink that poof
Cuckbourne City are literally "if you can't beat em, buy em" the team. Why do sand monkeys ruin everything?
Is that a rugby team?
Being over the age of 15
conceding the highest BBL score ever
please use the correct name
REMINDER FILTER ALL NON AU POSTS
*except based trinibro
Nit sure if i could deal with joeys blatant homosexual harrasment on a bender 2bh
Lads, I'm 100% straight but I can't stop fantasizing about getting fucked in the ass.
No you aren't
No David Boon
backed this cunt for the place and look what it goes and does
fucking sick of this shit
who else here /pantybulge/
vonnie moved to fox.
Welp, looks like I won't be watching NRL this year lads
no walkcunts mum
love the way my dick looks in panties desu lads
Watch it on Fox Sports m8
You DO have Foxtel right?
HAHAHAHA HOBART GOT BIG BASHED BIGTIME BY BASED BATTING BOYEEEEEEE
Can we talk about how elite Tom Coopers has been this season?
Will Paine outscore Finch?
I don't know why batsman haven't worked him out yet
i don't want to read through that, just tell me the number la
If the batsman steps slightly towards offstump and just left the ball, cooper would be bowling 4 wides an over
I don't think it's that they haven't figured him out so much as no one wants to get out in the first over to a part timer.
Want NRL to start 2bh lads
but its literally a T20 and hes a predictable bowler. If your not going to target him as a part timer, well then whats the point
What does it mean when a girl says to you that it's a nice surprise when your dick goes inside her and "you really get in there"?
wouldn't know 2bh
I have never had sex
When I first started fucking her, she said I was a grower so she must think my dick is either small and she is surprised that it feels that good or she is surprised that it grows to over 6 inches, which is stupid because my dick is almost 4 inches on the flop anyway.
has a vagina
runs in the opposite direction
S T A T S G O D
Based Newcastle to win.
how much did they pay for that rookie from the cowboys
Is there a better feel than getting a complimentary (You) from a BSA lads?
Getting your asshole licked
H O G G Y
Getting your asshole licked by a BSA
Good shout lad
What are you listening to?
gilly, flem and mwaughsie
coast to coast am
someone get this mcdemott cunt out he is going to fuck up my bet
Why didn't you just ask her when she said it instead of autistically laughing/smiling 2cm from her face like you probably did?
One time I fucked a girl and half way through she went on top because I kept nearly coming and then she said "wtf, it got bigger". I just said "Yeah baby, I'm a grower." I'm not a grower; my erect cock is pretty small.
Was she being nice, or does it penetrate better if they're on top?
so i bet on finch to be high bat he it looks as though he is going to get it and then this literal nobody beats his score
why does this happen... why can't i just get a bet up for fucking once.
What the fug are the gades doing?
CNN news in the background.
I was sitting on the other side of the room when she said it actually. It was after we finished and she came for the second time. She said and I quote "When you get in there, you really get in there. It's a nice surprise". She makes me wear a large condom as well so I don't know if she has no idea about size or she just thinks a thicker cock needs one, I don't know. Women are headfucks.
I don't think women understand how penis size works. We are the ones that are obsessed with it. Anything that isn't 8 inches or 4 inches must be a grey zone for them.
That's what you get for being a gambling degenerate
You guys are sex illiterate
Shes probably just been with guys who are a shit root before. Its a compliment either way
shattison LITERALLY seething
watching fake news
cnn=communist news network
Clinton News Network
This is McDerpshits highest score in any format
he likes CNN
he likes /pol/
Unironically losing after setting a total of 222
Sorry sweetie but CNN is the world's leading news network
Piss Lynn btfo to irrelevancy by a literal who KEK
Disliking CNN means liking /pol/
The absolute state of your logic
How much will you laugh when Trump plays both /pol/ and his supporters by being a self serving president who doesn't do anything for them?
Trump supporters WILL claim I support Shillary, as is their typical strawman argument.
AWWW HES SMASHED IT
Cucked by Niggers Now
Trump is actually retarded, is it one big troll that Sup Forums loves him? Or is it by default because he wasn't a libfag?
My grandma could score a ton on this wicket
this fucking logic
By what metric?
Pretty sure it's because the alternative was worse
Memes, that's literally it. I'd bet 80% of /pol/ didn't even vote.
making fun of saxon means you like CNN
The absolute state of your projection
Oh yeah I get that, but it seems to have gone way beyond that. It's now straight up idolisation, and putting him above criticism.
He's the embodiment of what /pol/ basement dwellers would like to be
Ok guys, everyone go home Shitticanes have got it lost from here
Then why did you reply with an anti saxon post to posts about CNN?
you dont actually like the mainstream media, right????
Trump makes SJWs mad, that is the only reason /pol/ idolises him. /pol/ will automatically praise anything that does this.
Because those posts contained general /pol/tist buzzwords
Dan Christian and Jono Wells are pretty good meme sloggers mate. 10.5 is hard to defend at this point.
now he gets out after he ruined my bet
They were posts explicity anti CNN and YOU made the baseless connection with /pol/.
implying /pol/ is one person or a hivemind
info wars should be the only news network you listen to
mc dammit playing that stupid shot has lost them the game 2bh
MAINS DREAM METEOR
/pol/ is 99.9% autistic spergs, the .1% are smart posters.
/pol/ basically got ruined by r*dditors coming from /r/ the donald
just don't tell any of your friends or family about it or try to convince them that infowars is right
clinton news network
The absolute state of your logic
trusting a source that is blatantly slanted
Might as well read Brietbart or watch The Project
implying /pol/ isn't a hivemind
What's a good news source who is NOT slanted to either side of politics?
I used to use Al Jazeera but they have gone too far left in recent years.
fake news, the term that anti trump individuals decried pro trump media
disliking communism is /pol/
These buzzwords are exclusive to /pol/
disliking CNN is /pol/
I actually pity your intellectual capacity, but not much more can be expected from someone from Melbourne
At the game lads ama
BBC World News app
They get called libcucks by altright fags and conservitards by libgays so they must be pretty middling
I quite like The Economist. They are explicitly anti trump, but not to the extent of other publications like NYT.
Is this game of the year lads?
Or was #lynnsanity?
kek what? 30 from 16 isn't a particularly difficult. Hit four boundaries and win.
7 and 9 seem generally unbiased, although that's probably only because they're yet to have a "hip news show with a twist"
Reminder McDermott is the son of Paul McFermott, the host of based Good News Week
all this projection about intellectual capacity
Please point out where I explicitly implied that disliking CNN is /pol/tism or defended CNN
I await your hilariously tenuous reply
Honestly can't believe this shit.
Did betcunt back the renegades or something?
I miss that show :-(
The project, lad
people think /pol/ is a news outlet
If that's a dig at the Project, I'd point out that actual, real Ten Eyewitness News is not left leaning, and is certainly better than 7 and 9
info wars is slanted towards the truth, alex jones and his crew tell the truth because they havent been bought out. watch some of their stuff before you judge
Already hit two. kys faggot
Basically RT is all that's left
No pun intended
You replied to my anti CNN post with an anti Saxon post, implying that to dislike CNN you had to be Saxon or hold Saxon like views. When I green texted that you were defending CNN you said unsubstantiated that I liked /pol/.
So not only is it clear your intellectual capacity is worse than the disabled kids that I do community service for, you also have short term memory loss.
love those tab machines
some dumb cunt left money in it today
went home with an extra 50
thanks dumb cunt
Couldn't even come up with something remotely relevant. Even more pathetic than I expected.
You are as delusional as Alex Jones. There is a reason /pol/ watch that shit
from what i can tell
abc - far left
7 - left
10 - centre left
9 center right
New thread when. This has been the worst in while.
SBS is far left. ABC has left programs, but it's news is fairly objective
50 aussie dollars
What's that, like 10 real dollars?
people think he is a better keeper than wade lel
SBS is also far left too though some of their things are all right.
When it comes to print News Ltd. Is centre right, Fairfax is centre left and the Guardian is far left.
I've tried to take money left on a TAB machine, but couldn't bring myself to do it and went and told the guy who left it there.
Why am I such a faggot?
i love how tripcunts think they can post whatever shit they want and people will reply to them
they think it's still 2012
there was nobody around so no point in doing that
if i saw some cunt leave it there i would have given it back to him for sure though
gotta help the retards
the recent ones trying so hard to force a poorsonality are so cringe
its all happening lads
Lads would Jarryd Hayne be good at cricket? He's the greatest athlete in the world.
more like Renegods am i right lads?
If only Broad was a good batsman.
His skills would be pretty BROAD
I'm feeling a super over
THIS FUCKING GAME
give him a copy of don bradman cricket 17 and he will make it his dream
game of the year
K E K
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So you admit to completely missing the point of my post, inventing your own implication that I was defending CNN which has no basis in reality whatsoever. You have continued to push this crumbling narrative when I have already explained to you that the purpose of my post was to highlight clear /pol/ posting/known memes, which is the purpose of saxons existence, hence the image.
What makes this even more hilarious is your continued projection regarding mental capacity
Fucking hel how good is the based bash. This kills the wogball
team box lads
team box lads
team box lads
BASED AUSTRALIAN HERO STUART BROAD
hahaha fuck you finch you overrated cunt
Shut up cunt no one cares
KEK yourself faggot. They just hit the fourth boundary and YOU are SEEEEEEEETHING.
I keep telling you lads
HOLY FUCKING SHIT CUNT KEKBOURNE BTFO FOREVER AND ALWAYSSSSS
TO THE SHANTY TOWN OF HOBART
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Literally how could anyone prefer test cricket over this?
you just know at least 2 million people are tuned in at 11pm on a thursday night
but but epl doesnt rate well cause its on late at night
wogball on suicide watch
/gades/ are this retarded
You may only reply to this comment if you can remember when 222 was a pretty good 50 over score
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KEK and I have already expressed my bemusement at the fact that you conflate terms such as communist and fake news with being /pol/ exclusive. If you really took issue with those words and not the bashing of CNN then you should be replying to a quarter of the posts ITT.
I'm not 47 m8
Broad in OP
Broad cucks both Australia and Cuckbourne
Is there anyone he won't cuck?
It's a pretty good NZ test score too
7 and 9 is "news entertainment" for bogans. no real news, just shit like > the latest cheap flights to bali, some story about fog, etc
Me because I would allow him to marry my sister
didnt think id see that. very exciting game lads
Based Broad. I have literally always liked him and the Australian dislike of him walking wad the biggest forced meme in recent history
and wed be 6/100 and have to watch Micheal Bevan knock it out in 1s and 2s for 3 hours
Go away from thread for a couple of hours
Nothing but American politics
How cuck do you have to be to have a passion for politics from a country you aren't from and/or don't live in?
Brisbane Heat are the most redpilled team
222 was NOT a good score suring bevans time m8. It was a bit under par
Another 2 exiting games in the nations premier domestic summer competitions, with bottom place Adelaide United pulling of a last minute come from behind win over Melbourne City, and the Hobart Hurricanes overcoming the Melbourne Renegades in a do or die last ball thriller. I think we can all agree on one thing here, and that is we are truly spoilt for choice when it comes to summer time sports entertainment. And that Melbourne is shit at everything
RIP Test Cricket.
This is the future.
no fat bats and ropes for the """batsmen""" back then lad
fuck off wog
Tests and meme wallop are symbiotic
If anything dies it will be ODIs since they're the worst of both worlds
And the narrative goes limp like an aborted child.
I have literally never implied that these are '/pol/ exclusive', but that they are used on /pol/ often. You also appear dense enough to actually believe I was only taking out the word communist, rather than pointing out the whole 'news network' wordplay.
Keep going though. Maybe you'll start making terrible tips to go with your feeble faux-intellectualism
meanwhile in test "cricket"
Unironically enjoy ODIs. Much better than T20. If anything it's the best of both worlds, since batters still try to score big and taking wickets still matters
It's no different to what literally every other Australian batsman other than Gilly does. It's entirely within the rules of the game, entirely up to the umpire to rule you out and entirely on Australia for fucking up their reviews. Then you get them bitching about MUH PITCH DOCTORING when just before the Poo Peeland series in 2015 one of our curators quite seriously gloated about making the pitch favourable to Australians. The absolute rampant hypocrisy in the Australian cricket poomunity is beyond disgusting and one of the (if not the) key reasons I don't support them. No other team bitches to the same extent they do if they lose.
Except that the first 30 overs in each innings is slow and meaningless.
They are commonly used on /pol/, as are they on any board on this fucking website, labelled the "hate centre" of the internet my many major news outlets like CNN. Yes, me and others were making a play on words of the abbreviation of the Cable News Network, but it was you and inly you that made the unsubstantiated connection to /pol/. I feel like I'm talking to a fucking brick wall.
tfw no bigbash tomorrow due to boring odi
wake me up on saturday lads
Ok it was my post that you replied to, but going to the extent where you don't support your national team where other cricket boards (see India and west Indies) and fans (India) are FAR worse is excessive.
Wake me up when september ends lads
The only good cricket board is New Zealand
Exactly, you get a nice mix of test and t20 cricket
Based fucking Green Day
Why should I support an entire community where the players, staff and fans are a bunch of hypocritical crybaby cunts? In the Windies case it's entirely just the board that's fucked as all hell and no I'm not a huge fan of India either.
Hahaha but then you'd be asleep for like 9 months!! Haha ;)
why do girls always lick up and down the shaft on the sides before sucking on it?
Because no organisation, political party, team, corporation or anything in life is perfectly good. It's like refusing to marry any woman because none are perfect. CA and Australian cricket fans have flaws, as does everything, but this expecting then to all magically go away and become a perfect team is unrealistic
Nobody wants to go to a cricket match to watch 100 overs that lasts all day.
20/20 is perfect; 3 hours of non-stop action, and by far the highest volume of close, exciting games.
Both Tests and ODIs will die a slow death as time goes on. 20/20s will rein supreme.
getting something completely wrong and imagining non-existent implications to drive a dead narrative feels like talking to a brick wall
Well no shit, how dense are you? I have explained it to you multiple times now.
terms often used in /pol/, the underage capital of the site, end up on other boards when people discover that there's more than one board or go on an ebin raid
Wow, it's fucking nothing
Also, it's great that unsubstantiated is clearly your favourite big word, as it summarises every (You) you've given me.
Can't believe I've wasted my time stringing along such a mongoloid, but then again I'm amused by making fun of saxshit too.
Best big bash since Cronulla riots
this, the major factor in this is women ie. 50% of the population. We all know they can't stand test cricket but they unironically love bbl
Literally none of this is an argument and all is personal attacks. You linked disliking CNN and using buzzwords used through all of Sup Forums with being /pol/, and once your logic was reduced to tatters you have gotten defensive to the point of being hysterical. Dance my puppet,.
You better watch your language around here mate. That mind enrage our resident triggered Cuckbournian
You're both autistic
all this projection with a side of even more /pol/ memes
Nice unsubstantiated claims kek
court hearing tomorrow lads
because they see it in porn and its been integrated into up their fantasy when salivating over cock.
also they attempt to do things because it looks hot, not necessarily because it feels good. During sex, the woman is very conscious of the male gaze and tries to enhance her visual display. This can make it harder for her to cum however because female orgasm requires them to become entranced not focused, thinking too much or over self-conscious.
I DIDN'T DO WHAT I DID BEFORE REEE
KEK, it's my favourite past time to see you disavow and backtrack on your previous statements after being exposed. magine using Sup Forums yet resenting it's culture, when there are literally hundreds of different forums in which you would feel most at home, most prominently at r/Australia. Truly mind boggling, I've seen better cognitive processes from my 6 year old cousin than in you.
Lmao, I have backtracked on literally nothing, and you have become unhinged. You are still inventing implications that aren't there, based on a premise that is still completely wrong (or unsubstantiated, if you prefer), and it is eating you up inside.
You, like /pol/, are still an impotent joke and will continue to be derided kek
Your clear connection between /pol/ and /CNN/ is now being viciously denied after your arguments were utterly wrong. Now your arguments are becoming increasingly desperate and nonsensical by denying the explicitly obvious. It really is like shooting a fish in a barrel. No go to the other thread and get triggered by the cuckbourne exposing. I'm eagerly looking forward to your pathetic defence.
Your entire argument has relied on the absolutely tenuous premise that known /pol/ memes are not /pol/ memes because 'hurr dey are on otha breads too', and it's absolutely laughable how hard you keep pushing that absolutely shit logic
Your responses have been laughable, and it's clear that you are in over your head after my image hurt your feelings
Keep being worried about American 'media' that you can't even get out in your rural shanty kek
This is literally the same middle aged loser from Adelaide who camped in the old thread for hours last week arguing with that Canberran for hours.
He lost that argument as well.
YOU cling to the desperate notion that buzzwords that are used all around this website, and on others too, are intrinsically and always related to /pol/. You seem to be upset by the very usage of these words but ONLY when they were used in the context of slandering CNN. They were and are used constantly and consistently throughout this entire thread but you took particular issue with the ones regarding CNN, meaning CNN insulting rubbed you up the wrong way. I suppose in inner city Cuckbourne your access to a wide range of information may be limited due to the following social isolation resulting in not following the like, but its laughable and slightly saddening to see you fall for it all.
I'm just getting warmed up.
It's different this time. The other guy was from Adelaide and you could identify that from if you had the state flags extension. This one is from Melbourne. I'm also not the Canberran.
Is that all you have? I'm hoping for at least an attempt at a defence as pitiful as it may be.
getting triggered by a t. post
reading the whole thread
Why bother when I can make one post as soon as I open this thread, which enrages you because you care about American media? We're not all /pol/tists guzzling BSA cock m8
You still have not been able to demonstrate one instance of me defending CNN, or provide any logical reasoning for why known memes popularised and used regularly on /pol/ are not part of the concept of /pol/ posting. Until you do, you have lost and will continue to be derided
lets get this badboy to 1000
Clearly it is you that gets up tight about American media, as it was YOU that rushed to the defense of CNN when they were being criticised. When I literally showed you the specific case and outlined it to you the connection, you STILL denied it. It was also you that has been the major component in derailing this thread, as while I have commented on topic you have spent every ounce of your pathetic energy is attempting and failing to debate me.
You seem to highly resent any memes that are even used on /pol/ in slightest. This suggests to me that you are in the wrong place. In r/cricket for instance there is a real absence of racism and xenophobia of which you seem to despise. Sup Forums is unique for being politically incorrect, even outside /pol/ and being anonymous, that's what separates it from the tens of thousands of other forums on the internet. So it makes no sense about you autistically sperging about politically incorrect statements when they are intrinsically Sup Forums as a whole.
I was phone posting before too, now I will be even quicker.
Failing in both of the two tasks set for you
Absolutely pathetic attempt, barely worthy of derision
I'm just hoping you're not the sperg I am replying to because if that is your response then you are even worse than I thought. I'll wait a bit longer to see if anything else comes up.
t. person who lost this argument an hour ago
It IS you holy shit, you truly have nothing to say in your defence. Thanks for playing retard, as you can see making the same defence ignorantly ad trying to pass it off as viable will never work. Maybe the retards on /pol/ might even teach you a lesson or two because you surely need them.
I have set two very simple tasks for you. In fact, I set one of them over two hours ago, here:
You have now gone on some pointless tangent about other websites that clearly trigger you, failed in both of the tasks set for you, and used an absolutely pathetic 'no u' defense.
This is a very poor use of my time, but once again, I like bullying the handicapped for some reason
tfw no Monique Ganderton wife
KEK and if you follow and you need to clearly read through what I said at the time. I will only repeat my self once more, as clearly I am speaking to someone who is still at school in their 30's. I gave this post where you then backtracked and said it wasn't attacking CNN that lead you to saying that I "Like /pol/" as is in this post but the language used in the posts. You seem to believe that words such as "communist" and the like are exclusive to /pol/, but I noted that there were many times that such language had been used in this thread, you you decided to pinpoint the exact posts that were criticizing CNN to be the unfortunate victim of your anti /pol/ sperg. This leads me to believe that you like CNN as that was what triggered your anti /pol/ tirade and not any other post in this thread.
This also leads me to believe that politically incorrect terms in general make you uncomfortable and upset, which therefore makes no sense given that you are on the site that is perhaps one of the most politically incorrect sites on the entire internet. Therefore I question why you are hear and not on the thousands of other websites that are more aligned to your sensitive disposition.
I am positive you are trolling at this point as you would have to be clinically disabled to be this retarded. Like I said, I've seen greater intelligence from the disabled kids that I do community service for.
too early for that m8
You will be brave to go for it in this one.
I don't try to get it as the last post, just near the end.
I doubt it will be near the end this thread though, but I wanted to get it in before 404/before I fall asleep.
Fair enough mate, have a good sleep. I'm still just getting started.
No one gets it its fucking stupid. Bitch isnt even good looking.
I've explained myself previously and I don't want to do it again.
Just check the archives for an explanation.
It will end when the NRL or AFL season starts, whichever comes first.
wrong, as already explained to you
getting confused about 'he likes /pol/'
already explained to you in multiple posts that a saxon image was posted in response to /pol/posting, which you have vigorously denied are /pol/ related due to what i can only assume is a brain injury. This seems to be your sticking point and where your whole narrative died before it was even born.
hilariously wrong and already explained to you. bringing this up again really only works in my favour and confirms my suspicions.
you decided to pinpoint
absolutely wrong, as already explained to you. sorry i'm not enough of an autist to review a whole thread when the perfect opportunity to bait is the first post I see.
This leads me to believe
well, this is literally where it all went horribly wrong for you. if you had an ounce of self awareness, you would have realised this by now and scuttled away to limit embarrassment
you like CNN
the task is still pending, and you failed at every attempt to complete it. should I assume you have given up?
the rest of your pathetic drivel is the same whiny tangent about 'muh culture' that was such a threadbare link in your earlier 'arguments' and more projecting, so i'll continue to laugh at it as none of it deserves a considered response
as already explained to you
No explaining was undertaken, I'm still waiting
saxon image was posted in response to /pol/posting
This is truly getting pathetic now mate. I'm not sure if you are deliberately ignoring the fact that I have consistently stated that using buzzwords are not limited to /pol/, as much as you have desperately tried label it that way. You have not been successful and you will never be successful.
hilariously wrong and already explained to you.
Where? I would like to see how you, mr thought police, intend to regulate any all language pertaining to lightly politically incorrect language on fucking Sup Forums of all places.
absolutely wrong, as already explained to you. sorry i'm not enough of an autist to review a whole thread when the perfect opportunity to bait is the first post I see.
You should be, as by linking your anti /pol/ political view with something like CNN, you leave the connection between the two very plain to see.
well, this is literally where it all went horribly wrong for you.
Kek, yet you have made no attempt to die any of he accuations leveled against you, including the fact that you are trying to change the culture of a politically incorrect website to a boring censored shithole like reddit.
the task is still pending, and you failed at every attempt to complete it
The task has been very much completed, and standing on ceremony and denying the obvious, while seemingly a tactic which you believe is effective, persuades absolutely no one.
You will never be successful in censoring politically incorrect language here, so I look forward to your consisently futile efforts both in /cric/ and in /afl/ and /nrl/, should you decide to shit those generals up like you do with /cric/.
yet more 'no u' responses
Considering you have completely failed to complete the two tasks set for you, I really shouldn't toy with adding a third task, but your continued tangent about 'though policing politically incorrect speech' is laughable as a diversion tactic, so I will ask you to prove where I have explicitly stated that intention, or even remotely implied it.
Note that your incoherent shart of a reply will be laughed at for it's pointlessness, if i'm still awake after the 10 minutes it takes you to type through tyhe pain of seething tears stinging your eyes
K E K
best post in hours
It is good to see that you have finally raised the white flag on the topic that was set out hours ago. If you had realised the incoherence and ineffectiveness of what you were trying to say 3 hour ago, lot of time would have been saved. Shame it wasnt earlier.
As to your attempts at policing discussion, since around october you have replied to many politically incorrect statements as from the one poster, "Saxon", even though he has not posted here in fucking years. Subtly you are attempting to make these kinds of opinions unacceptable in this general. For example, if someone posted "dumb nigger", a predictable and boring response from you would be "kys saxshit". But low and behold, everyone continues being edgy and contrarian because that's what Sup Forums is.
Now I understand I am talking to someone whose intelligence rivals my friend Kyle from the disabled school I volunteer at who needs to eat all his food through a straw, but at least he doesn't go on autistic rants on this website.
I'm really starting to suspect you're projectorvirgin from /afl/ with how mind-numbingly transparent your attempts are to reflect every post i've made. pathetic
you have now failed at the third task, as there are at least 4 known 'kys saxshit' posters, and you have not managed to prove that i am one of them, as I have not used 'kys saxshit' once in this effluent you call a conversation. as such, you have not managed to point out any instance of me implying that i would like to police speech, which makes sense as this was literally another imagined implication you tried to use as a derailing tactic.
As you have now failed at all three tasks, returned to being triggered about other websites (much like your seething reaction to a kiwi merely mentioning some biased yank news network), and returned to projecting about your mental capacity (or lack thereof), I will now leave you to stew in your own juices and not bother reading your next irrelevant, incoherent mess of a post. I will sleep soundly knowing that you have lost in such an utterly humiliating fashion, and will go to work happy knowing i have driven another retard nearer to a public meltdown. Yes, some of us are actually employed.
Came here to celebrate Amlas century
See autists trying to out autsism each other
Never change /cric/
at least 4 known 'kys saxshit' posters
Wrong, there is no possible way of identifying this as I have the state flags extension and none of the "kys saxshit" posters have them or trips, meaning that there is no distinguishing factor between them. You have not posted that in this thread, but that meme which you created has previously been posted and accompanied by a "kys saxshit post. There is clearly no way to definitively prove this, but your determination to defend your political view suggests you are indeed one of them. I have indeed linked your attempts to police speech with your posting but I am already familiar with your predictable and boring attempts to pretend to be ignorant of the posts. I couldn't even imagine you trying to write a proper academic document as your pathetic critical thinking is only rivaled by your complete lack of comprehension skills.
As you have now failed at all three tasks
Boring, sticking your fingers in your ears and ignoring reality impresses no one. Not even your ad hominem attacks are impressive, which I would at the very least expect from someone so incapable of thinking logically as that is always the last resort for people like you.
Repeating that you have "won", doesn't change your complete lack of argumentative ability and it definitely doesn't change the fact that you have been comprehensively left staggering in stupefaction. And as to your claim about being employed, lets just say I can comfortably claim that the money in my back account, along with all my assets in property and financial shares, so far out strip yours that it isn't even worth comparing. And yes, that it coming from a position where all I know about you is that you are a sensitive numale from Melbourne, thus showcasing my confidence.
So whether you read this tonight and simply close it, or if you leave the window open tomorrow and read it then, I hope you will reflect on this little conversation and make changes to your lie, or at the very least your debating skills. At least then you might be a somewhat of a challenge.