animal friendship -edition
there is much we could learn from them
animal friendship -edition
there is much we could learn from them
Do the canes actually have an elite defensive core or is it just memes? Hanifin could be elite but the rest don't really excite me that much.
Best disney movie AINEC
I could never pass for perfect white
Or an anglo farmer
2.31 GAA goaler
The Slavin - Pesce pair is one of the best defensive d man pairs in the NHL. Jay McClement is a forward but one of the key players of the PK.
Slavin is the best dman on >our team desu. Hanifin is in a slump, Faulk has been underwhelming, Tennyson is OK, Murphy is a bust qnd Hainsey is old.
Y america so mean to us?
I wonder if the leafs and canes will ever make a trade. They seem to have an abundance of what each are looking for.
a e s t h e t i c
no they just have 6 number 4 d
cheer up little buddy :3
last year was better
Good post Armenia
I was going to shitpost about the use of colours but then I realised it's like that because of the LA Kings colours over the years.
the last 2 years have been pretty awful
keep your sights on the puck
Laine took it too literally
Yea. They were too neon and modern. I like the classic look about this year's jerseys.
They look like shit stop being a stupid smelly Armenian
last year was literally the exact same colors as this year though
he supports a western conference team
he isn't a lifelong blue jackets fan
tfw we are going to win the lord stanley
So now that's it's clear that Wild will win this year's stanlee's cup. The question is who will win next season? I think Wild might actually repeat.
But without the neon and silver shield
Boudreau as the coach
other than a one way ticket to dallas
all 6 literally shit
yeah they're gay
he doesn't wear vapor 1Xs
Lol poor fags
the white one is the best. fact not opinion
Jackets won't have a prolonged losing streak
The jackets will win with bob they need a backup badly though
If 90% of te wins of teams happen on overtime, how is it that we see overtime results less than regulation results? And in betting, a tie in regulation gives a higher output.
Why the fuck do you think 90% of wins happen in overtime? That's just not true
jykkets win prez with 125 points
bow out first round to the fucking laffs
just go to the stats in en ets el. Of all the wins of every team, most happen in overtime. All the teams are in the wavelength of "25 wins-23 in OT"
That'll be difficult to do when the leafs don't make the playoffs.
shut up lol
now that the holidays are wrapped up, when can we expect finnish booze day in 2017
ROW=Regulation+Overtime wins. as in: Wins-Shootout Wins. Jesus, please learn how to look simple things up
does that make you feel like you deleted the post or something you weird autist
Please don't genocide grease he didn't know.
i knew germans are stupid, so it's to no surprise that you didn't understand what I was saying.
Stop replying to grease
I think Germans are generally perceived to be quite a bit more intelligent than Greasers.
82 goal points
grease, more like please stop posting here you oily fuck
no, you have the wrong picture.
mfw i have to work all day saturday so ill miss the game
might as well just cancel the weekend and not even have one
I very well understood you looked at the ROW column without hovering over it. Your reading comprehension sucks major ass penis dicks
what did he meant by this
I 'm feeling kind today, so I 'll explain it to you. You also posted the screenshot of the stats so it will be easier.
Watch the amount of wins of every team. Now watch the ROW column and decide for yourself the percentage of wins in overtime.
Now go back to my initial question and lets' take it back from the top.
You 're welcome, Jürgen
wins is ROW+SO wins
you are unable to determine whether the win was in OT based off that data alone
now please stop posting
man sorry sometimes I forget you're always trolling
someone recommend me some good hockey podcasts please.
only one I know is Dangle.
but ROW and SO means the same thing: a tie in regulation. So why is it that ties are rarer and moreover, why do they give a higher winning factor in betting? According to those stats the german posted, all teams win most of their games AFTER a tie is drawn duirng regulation.
ROW is regulation win + ot wins
it is used to break ties, you can not determine whether the win was ot or regulation based off its number
this thread could have 10 posts less if grease hovered over the ROW column
the simple fact that the "fact" that 90%+ of the games are tied after regulation didn't make him ponder or double check that makes me wonder how he finished an uni degree as he stated earlier
Grease university = being able to color inside the lines
honestly I feel silly for replying, still cant tell if it is just some elaborate ruse or not
Grease majors in shitposting
We just don't know
I'm trying not to give him (you)s for this shit but my autism forbids leaving that WRONG shit remaining uncorrected
ROW is regulation win + ot wins
so that means that ROW doesn't include SO wins.
ok, I got it now.
threads are here so we can post. I don't understand what you are mad about. It's very easy to misunderstand the meaning of "Regulation Plus Overtime Wins". Honestly, you are overreacting, typical for a german if you ask me.
you're a fucking miracle
at this point, im not sure if gassing all of greece would be an overreaction
ITT: people overreacting like immature children. Top kek.
I guess you failed to colour inside the lines then, because everyone in the western world is hiring greeks now.
grease is fucking gay lmao
everyone in the western world is hiring greeks now
to clean their houses?
implying greke and binland aren't the only good posters of /hoc/
I'm going to NY in March and since there were no rags home games while I'm there I'm going to a fucking Islanders game.
How shit are they, bros?
responding to fat juice
In greece's defense I do find it retarded the league makes it next to impossible to determine how many games are going into OT.
I believe it is to draw attention away from the fact that we have a increasing amount of games giving 3 points, skewing season end point averages.
Also NHL stats in general have been shit since the new layout.
You could just look at the number of OT loses to determine that you idiot.
youre a stupid retarded idiot if its hard for you to find any stat in tyool 2017 and you should stay on reddit where you belong
going to Brooklyn
how do i ask a girl to suck my dick
"Hey bitch choke on these two inches"
my dick is actually enormous
Also NHL stats in general have been shit since the new layout.
this, what the fuck
gretzky was a bust
where is tikkanen
Whose the jew on the up right corner?
ryan "cry babby" smyth
That's Ryan Smythstein
hes one of those players that literally wasn't good but put up points anyways like jason allison
Official /hoc/ top 10 list over ways to prepare potatoes:
4. Fried (fries)
5. Fried (chips)
7. Pommes Anna
i want a hot dog now
Ryan The greatest net-front presence of all time" Smith
olie the goalie. loved that dude.
1. Pan-fried new potatoes
you should know this as a swede
totted is #1 you smelly jew
Gib top 4 defenseman for JVR so kapanen can be called up.
Chips are fries are the same thing. I believe the word you are looking for is Crisps.
What the fuck is the difference between smashed and mashed?
he doesnt know the difference befween smashed and mashed
Boiled new potatoes with butter > pan fried new potatoes
You should know this as a finn
Tossed? As in Rosted? In that case they can be put in 6th place along with the smashed ones.
do you mean tater tots lol
Wow I can say I have never had pic related. They look pretty good though t b h.
what the fuck is this lmao
cooking potatos that have repeatedly fell on the floor
I don't live in a third world country which is probably why I don't know what the fuck that is.
They're pretty good. They're pretty much ven roasted potatoes, but (boiled) and mashed a little before going into the oven. Could be placed in the same tier as oven roasted ones tbf
This forum is not for kids, kid.
his country hasnt developed refined smashing tools
Yfw busthews and Patrick ded laine are both under PPG
Do you call crisps, in Sweden, chips?
tater tots are #1. i hope sweden gets nuclear bombed and the finnish peopke crawl out of their caves and crevices and take it over
they don't like latkes
End yahself laddie
grow up hannibal
m-muh generational talents.....
Yep. We're not british, m8
I think you need a time out
proclaiming yourself a jew
can I have some shekels? Im a good goyim I swear
unbelievable that no one knows tater tots are #1. go get some tater tots and put them in the toaster oven until theyre crispy, put some sea salt and a little bit of balsamic over them, some black pepper and just a little chili powder. you dip them in heinz ketchup. wa la you stupid faggots
Enjoying your plain favoured crisps, /hoc/???
P.E.I scalloped potatoes master race here
- Ed from Edmonton
thinking I'm a Zionist
Get out you scum
Lays is a shit tier brand though.
I did in fact buy some nice cider vinegar and sea salt chips earlier today
his team doesn't have a rookie on pace to hit 40+ goals
i drank apple cider vinegar with warm water and honey when i was constipated last week and i shit at least 4 long huge shits the next day and a million little rabbit turds too
Great combo, I had some a few years ago and true Lays is shit but nobody else has this favour
pic related is the master race of crisps
enjoy your fat fucking gut
His team hasn't had an Art Ross winner EVER
Atleast you have the rookie scoring leader, bud
A swedish invention. See pic
I'm glad to hear that. I hope you feel better now
Indeed it is.
Fair enough, then I guess you got to do what you have got to do
DUDE SKATE REALLY FAST LMAO
tfw I used to drive by their factory once or twice a week.
It smells pretty good. I think their are better flavors than jalapeno though.
mfw Atkinson wins the art ross and the rocket Richard and bob wins hart
let me just take this simple potato and put fat, salt and cheese all over it
calories are calories finbro
As if that's a bad thing
Also my mistake, despite being ded Laine has 2 points over Matthews.
secondary assists babby
tfw the yotes sign him after next year cause your GM is a finn
Well time to sit back and watch a laffs and soilers fan sperg at each other for an hour.
Kane's descent into ugliness is a sight to behold.
he insists on calling them crisps despite the most influential and important country in the world calling them chips
he insists on calling them crisps despite the package the chips come in saying 'chips' on it
40+ goals is nothing
Has anyone compared Matthews' goals+first assists to McDavid's in each of the first 38 games in the league? I know Matthews has 35 points and McDavid had 40, but McDavid has a penchant for secondary assists.
Those crisps are disgusting
Ketchup Crisps masterace
the leafs is a matthews babby
On the Leafs
It's a shame really
Just learned that Old Dutch is an American company, I was always under the impression is was a Canadian corp. Guess that explains how they remain independent
you can get kettle cooked chips at the grocery store same flavor, half the price
Kessel played his rookie season for the leafs
Seems like being unemployed for so long is rotting your brain oil cuck
Atkinson has 2 more years you tard they just resigned him
secondary assists (aka NOISE) babby
le one dimensional manlet forward
no thanks lol
This "secondary assists" thing is so dumb
le one dimensional
He's a two way forward he's got 20 assists and 20 goals in 40games
You have no idea what you are talking about
I posted him in reference to the last big name scorer on the Leafs, any other conclusions you want to jump to?
big scorer on the leafs
Kessel wasn't a big scorer you fool
lmao why did you add an AHL player at the end
comparing a 2 way center to a fucking shoot only winger
Yeah my mistake
can't find news on that one. Or are you talking about last years contract which is half over by now?
PP shooting% babby
what % of goals is deflections today anyway? secondary assists are often from passers
le having one good season forward
le meme paper tiger team inflating his stats
keep him pls. he will never be a meaningful player on a legit team.
He was their best offensive weapon over the course of many seasons.
best primary/secondary assist ratio though
HE SIGNED FOR 3 MORE YEARS YOU IDIOTle having one good season
He's averaged 20 goals in 4 seasons
And 50 points
He's a two way forward doing two way things
Zach Werenski is just another secondary assists babby.
no one else on the laffs was surpassing 30 goals
HES a defenseman of course he's a secondary assister
matthews is better playmaker than Laine
he's a depth scorer with an unsustainable s% rn and he's not good at anything else hes a meme player
2 way center
I've been ruseds hard lads
Crosby is the same way right now he's starting to fall off
Both are two way forwards
he signed for 3 years 1,5 seasons ago. how dense are you? he's a 20G 20A player peaking right now, nothing more, nothing less. he will regress and finish with 65 points. literally this years Jiri Hudler
15/25 of his points are on the PP
nearly half of his points are secondary assists
I just realized how fucking overrated this kid is.
1 mistake in his rookie season
sure thing edmoncuck
haahhaah wtf. i should have known the laffs fans were speaking shit again.
No, his biggest mistake was signing his ELC
Crosby is at 1.4 PPG in his last 5 GP
Babby-faced manlet is 0.6 PPG in his last 5 GP
How is Crosby "falling off" you fucking retard
blowjackets fan that just started watching hockey can't handle the banter.
Your coach is a dog fucker, just look at these dead eyes.
L O L
20a 20g career
No right now he's 20g 20a in 40 games he's a PPG this year and a two way forward who has cooled off just like Crosby who's shooting percentage is stupid high 33games played his shooting percentage is unsustainable
Atkinson is great he's a solid two way forward who averages 50point season and has fantastic defensive ability and has good speed
mad at dog fuckers
Get out /pol/ I've been watching the jackets since 2004
I watched rick Nash fucking rape the >rags and then join them
tfw you just realized you were drafted by the fucking oilers
nobody cares about you
Ya his shooting percentage is most likely unsustainable, but I dont think you know the meaning of "cooled off. Because crosby is literally the complete opposite right now
unless you are vacationing in canada, this post is very ironic
tells me I'm a new hockey fan
tells me nobody cares
You obviously care stan
Does it even matter where he was drafted? It was obviously going to be a shitty team somewhere, is edmonton any worse than buffalo, toronto, arizona, etc?
1967 was 2.5 McDavid's ago
tfw assigned to the minors by the oilers
I wasn't the person you were replying to. Just reminding you that nobody cares about your blog you fag
lmao why even watch hokkei anymore
Is fucking dogs common in Columbus?
Actually it is my blog I created /hoc/
seeing your team win zero rings since you've been alive
I guess we're even then oil cuck
What about that guy who has a danish name? He seems to be doing alright
1967 to 1990
Toronto education everyone
Forgive me for thinking you can read.
you have terrible reading comprehension
This whole thread all /hoc/ threads are thanks to me
I created /hoc/
1990 1967 same shit we weren't alive so what's the difference anyways???
he wasnt alive in 1990
fuck this place is full of babbys
okay you are either really dumb or a really deluded bandwagoner.
it's right what I said: he has an outlier of a season and is peaking right now. he won't be a PPG player until the end of the season (thus I said he will clock in at 65 points). he also broke 50 points once and is closer to a 20G/20A player through his career, as evidenced by his 23 year+ season: 38P, 40P, 40P, 53P.
Atkinson might be good, but he's not exceptional and after this year, he will probably go back to being a 40-45 point middle6 winger that he always was. and if it doesn't happen next year (which you should hope so you don't hand him a 6x6 extension) it will happen the year after. I'm not gonna double check on the "fantastic defensive ability" but I think we can dismiss that anyway
I encourage you to look up the word seeing in a dictionary. It might give you a better understanding of this entire conversation.
you are really obsessed with that word aren't you
You don't understand Atkinson has literally been better each year he has played
Ive witnessed a few Canadian teams win the cup, meanwhile you are likely nu-male cancer.
What could I possibly be mad about?
His team legacy is shit so everyone else should disregard their own
So this the power of Laffs delusion.
I wonder how many NHL players frequent /hoc/?
ha my team is so much better
i haven't actually seen them do anything relevant except draft first overall but trust me we used to be so good
This is not true, the lottery is all non-playoff teams. He could have gone somewhere decent like the Sharks if they had won. Or a good but meme team like Dallas.
I think torts browses /hoc/
I don't what half of those are
torts is that guy who freaks out about nonhockey OPs
patrick o'sullivan posts here
5 cup dynasty
Nothing to be proud of
It's quite sad when Leafs fans set the standards.
SO does Nolan
potato casual detected, only maybe 3 of those are weird
didnt we once confirm sean avery browsed /hoc/
there was a couple of other players I recall but im not coming up with names atm
le what famous person posts on 4chinz
oh boy post screencaps so I can post them on reddit later
Puljujarvi on paras, perkele
i refuse to believe i am the only one here that knows about tater tots being the goat potato food
wasn't even swimming in daddy's tiny nut sac during this era
I care about what he has to say. Speak for yourself next time, thank you very much.
they're basically the same as hashbrowns
at least 1 ;)
Fantasizing about another man's nuts
Fuck off Trudeau
There's absolutely no way he browses /hoc/, he's so oldschool it wouldnt surprise me if he didnt even have a computer. He probably lives out of a hotel
grasping at straws
not only does he browse /hoc/, he shitposts in /r9k/ as well.
Who is the biggest bust of the 2014 draft:
Michael dal Colle
hashbrowns are #2 due to lack of mouth popping into ability and flatness
you will never caress jake's THICC thighs and have him BUST all over you
why even live
Grasping at dicks
Justin, don't you have a country to burn?
He is pretty fucking cool though
Dal Colle is outplaying him in the AHL and Fleury gets the benefit of the doubt for being a defenseman (also nobody has ever seen him play because of the franchise he plays for)
I respect that opinion and I'm inclined to agree with you.
Delete this comment
America is mean to everyone.
holy shit what a fucking FAGGOT
goddamn it the phone i want isn't in fucking stock anywhere, should i just go for the 32 gb even though theres no expandable storage?
our pm could beat up your prez-elect
what are you gonna do about it faggot
trudeau getting ktfo by a light practice punch dot webm
sure he can
When it comes to Finnish athletes doing conscription, they have army sports school where they pretend to serve in military and army pretend that they train soldiers out of them. It took like almost two years for tennis pro Jarkko Nieminen to do 6 months service, every leave application approved automatically and when they run out of maximum allowed leaves they get even more as HSL that doesn't count as day served.
Pic related is something >rags fear.
I actually got to shoot a shoulder-mounted missile launcher twice. It weighs like 50 pounds, and when you press the button, fire shoots out of the back and it’s so powerful that your whole body shakes. The first time, I didn’t expect it, so I was fine.
The second time, I had my finger over the button, and I was terrified to press it, because I knew how loud it was going to be.
In reality it weights only 10kg, it is loud as fuck, that is true. It is louder than 155mm howitzer.
It was a completely different life. And the crazy thing was my teammates and I were allowed to go back home for practice a few days a week. So we would show up to practice in our military camo, go out onto the ice for practice, then change back into our camo and go back to this other life where we were sleeping in the forest and shooting guns. It was pretty surreal, and it definitely made you appreciate your normal life.
Other option is serving in regular garrison, there athletes get as much as they want as training leaves so they can train with their team, coaches and shieet. Forest life can be interrupted for gym or training AND shower every fucking day. Also probably missing tactical march or something every fucking day. Place where conscripts do combat training in sneakers, because combat boots are apparently bad for feet of special snowflakes.
did you even go past 16gb on your current phone?
T H I S
covered up shitty globe tattoo with a shitty tribal
EL EM AYY O
It isn't only athletes in those designated companies, there is also criminals, people too retarded for real infantry companies, foreigners and immigrant overload. Special kind of people... all of 'em.
It wasn't just us at anti-tank company that laughed at 'em. Normal infantry companies, combat engineers and even fucking mortar company laughed at sneakers of 3JK at PorPr.
meanwhile you cant even find a trump pic where hes not wearing a jacket with shoulder pads
face it burger, even a faggot like trudeau could wipe the floor with your prez-elect
Satan trips confirm
i'm sure he would :^)
look at this form, simply stellar
why do you need that much space in 2017
damn, I wish Trudeau and I were friends and we would play hockey and go into the forrest for adventures.
He plays soccer
this has to be the absolute elite of the finnish army
I would pay for the PPV if that event occurred. I bet that orange faggot has never gotten in a fight after grade school.
More Benning on Gudbranson: He's a character player and his intangibles are real good, so we'll figure it out.
inb4 6m x 8 years
t. another finn that was put in anti-tank
Trump is tough,not as tough as trudeau, but still tough
pretty sure that is spenny from kenny vs spenny
he spent christmas on some rich muslims private island he's your typical country club rich kid asshole who is a product of nepotism he's anything but somebody you can relate to in anyway.
Nice hair doe
and those eyes...
Since when has Nevis owned by a muslim?
it must be the absolute meme division, not to mention it carries some historical carriage. GORHONNEN!
tfw I can't socre as much in pro difficulty
tfw I am currently winning President's trophy but none of my pleyrs besides Marty are in the top 20
Without GMs like him and Sweeney draft day and bust posting just wouldn't be the same
In typical Finnish army brigade all companies take a lot of new guys for basic. Some get rid of lot of them after basic training is over.
Usually combat engineers, anti-tank company, mortar company and whatever recon is attached to if there isn't recon/gorilla company are ones that train way less actual troops than they take for basic. In anti-tank company we had luxury of having just two platoons, only handful of people that are too stupid to live instead of platoon or two of 'em. Lazy, more unmotivated than usual or stupid didn't matter.
Typically there is one or two good rifle companies and one that is dumping ground for retards along with military police company. Every company by default tries to keep conscripts that aren't idiots. Physically unfit will end up in logistics, HQ, supply or signals (special case here no retards, just physically unfit by all means).
Anti-tank isn't elite in army in anyway, but within brigade or infantry battalion it is whole other ball game. In microcosm known as PorPr, there is one company that takes all kinds of special people that aren't obese, including athletes. When it comes to all other special people... you know there is some sort of synergy benefit in placing 'em all in one big dysfuctional company.
As side note... no one actually intelligent ever comes to infantry of any kind. They have their own playground in air force signals or technical school.
The best D in the world, with the biggest D in the world. The ultimate man
Inb4 Ovy chokes to get 1000 points before Robitaille
It would still be a better deal than Girardi tho
t. Prairie nigger
Dem Henrik and Daniel digits confirm
For some reason I expected his gf to be hotter
his team doesn't have 70% or more of total possible points
lmao @ plebs
Are these all-stars jerseys?
They do though
Tfw Kirill was supposed to save the Mild but they don't need saving
What timeline is this?
that's who i was talking about
feels good senpai
the best one desu.
regression inc desu
Do you guys listen to any hockey podcasts?
No, only hockey opinions worth listening to are Ray Ferraro's
No, are there any good ones? I generally don't like hour long opinion pieces. I guess hearing little known stories or history might be interesting.
I mostly just listen to Radiolab, I need to find new ones as their library of stuff I haven't heard and are interesting in is getting small.
Once you get past audio quality basics it will highly depend on the personalities, if you like someone's broadcasting or blogging their podcast might be good for you. But even that's no guarantee, McKenzie's put me to sleep.
REMINDER THAT JONATHAN "7G/13A in 34 games" TOEWS WAS PUT IN THE ALL-STAR GAME (not fan voted, NHL execs did this) WITH A 7G/13A IN 34 GAMES STATLINE. 20 POINTS IN 34 GAMES (.59PPG)
REMINDER THAT ERIC "60 POINTS GUARANTEED" STAAL HAS 35 FUCKING POINTS IN 39 GAMES (.9PPG) AND GOT SNUBBED.
Panarin is better than both and should have been there tbqh
Shitcago is to the NHL what people think shittsburgh is
thinking the all star game is for all stars and not just fan favourites
Toews is no one's favorite
this fucking wind
It must be -50 after the wind
I was going to go to mac's and get some smokes, but fuck that, this is ridiculous
canada loves him
Toews likely has more twitter followers than most other players. Like it or not, that's how popularity is judged these days
warms up and dumps a bunch of snow
goes back down to 0F right after
I dislike Janurary
At least Februrary is pretty meme
black history month
Only month that isn't 30/31 days
Well played slight there.
People following when he was good and forgetting to unfollow now that he's bad doesn't make him popular. And it's not like they put Jagr in so that's not everything.
what game are we watching tonight senpai?
personally, I will watch the Habs.
Shitcago is their favourite franchise, there's no way they were gonna snub their captain
coldest hurricane I ever experienced was in february.
It was -59 and four feet of snow, yet we all still had to go to work and school
who's that old fart at the Islanders game? lel
/hoc/ better be rooting for the caps tonite that's all I know
I hope he gets 1000 but I don't care about the game itself
Avs off the entire week
Thank you sweet release
habs at jets
Jest vs Habs gamethread
Nice job faggots
Only one of these is the english gamethread
Zucker-Koivu-Granlund line has been on the ice for 20 goals and only 5 goals against. 80% GF higher than any other line.
pens vs caps
How do you go from this
jesus, bustin bustthews wasn't even alive when the laffs last won the cuppo
i'm getting old ;___;
Not just on the Mild either, that's the best GF% for any line league-wide. Both Koivu and Granlund also allow some of the fewest scoring chances. Was surprised to see Granlund looking so good in that department
try reddit before making these posts
his parents probably weren't either.
no shit captain obvious
granny is having his best year so far. playing on the wing has somehow pushed him to step his game up, he hits people, grinds and forechecks hard, wins pucks etc etc etc it's crazy.
damn, talk about improvement
finns wanna let us in on this lil secret?
At least he has a chance to get better now. I am surprised he didn't as for a trade.
i would've the moment edmonton picked me
large double double (330 calories, 34 grams sugar
1 cranberry 1 blueberry muffin (820 calories, 66 grams sugar)
5 times a week
1150 calories, 100 grams sugar (400% daily recommendation)
Kinda scary when you think about it.
you 're a lumberjack, you 're going to die if you don't eat as much
How is there only 4 games today?
Not your blog cunt
Shut the fuck up
jagr eats 5 muffins a day
Then there's Jagr's diet, which has changed immensely over the years. Jagr says he used to drink five cans of Diet Coke a day until he gave it up for Lent last year. This year, he's planning to stop drinking the 10 cups of coffee he's been tossing down every day, a volume of caffeine that seems like it might kill the average person.
What a fucking MADMAN!
the poor blues are a shell of their former self
welp no reason to keep watching the game
Ovenchicken just got point 1,000
FUCK OFF YOU DUMB NIGGER REDDIT LOVER
10 cups of coffee
it's like you think you can't love someone anymore than you currently do...and you turn out to be wrong.
Crosby isn't even at 1000 points yet
Is he a bust?
2 gold medals
Don't think he'll kill himself any time soon
You should though
there were retards here who regularly argued toews was better than sid
How many gold medals do the Americans have during that time span?
why do either of you even post here
At game with my czech flag
the tripcunt would disappear in no time if people stopped replying to her, the problem is even one measly reply gives her enough validation to keep posting
don't ever fucking reply to me again
Before the season started I was thinking Granlund would be a Vegas candidate. Even the most likely favorite out of Minnesota forwards; didn't think they'd protect them.
Looks like he'll stay put.
you should put the flag in the frame. That's a nice and european touch, to bring the flag of the country of a player you like who is not from the country of the championship.
kek, what was that?
You're a fucking retard.
what makes you think Vegas will take a forward? Minnesota has 5 Dmen who can play Top4
It's a honkey. (Isles meme)
Everyone hates honkeys.
Bruins best players are a 5'9 manlet and a finn goaler
I wasn't expecting this
when is Bergeron going to get good (offensively he is still selke material defensively)
its to early for him to regress ;_;
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are you czech bro visiting the US or what's your deal
Hall literally shitting on the Devils
he's just a fan of the Panthers or simply Jagr. He brought the flag to supprot Jagr. Nice Jagr dubs.
praha yes, but i live in ny
if you live in new york and aren't on vacation then I don't give a fuck go post on facebook you fag
can't be the only one who enjoys muh defensive forwards having bad offensive years. funny how it applies to Bergeron, Toews AND Kopitar at the same time
Ive lived in CR most of my life i know czech lol
Uhh I was complimenting a Canadian player
But considering you've never received one yourself it makes since you don't know how to take it
Since you're Czech, can you answer me why Vrana is such a bust?
found a glitch in nhl17!
finished a 3 on 3 overtime with an empty net, and after winning I clicked rematch, and it still said "empty net" in the new game...wasn't empty though
Bergeron to me isn't surprising (wasn't expecting this much of a regression)
Kopitar and Toews is fucking Hilarious since they are still in their prime (Toews is 28 Kopi is 29)
Bergeron is 31. He's got atleast 5 years left in the tank.
Also Pastrnak has regressed in goal scoring.
He's been stuck at 19 for a while.
t. hershey bears season ticket holder
Granlund is living the american dream, overcoming his physical limits by hard work and dedication.
Here is your reply
Pastrnak was never as good as his start. He'll get back to a normal pace eventually.
Can't play ppg in the ahl
As a 13 overall pick
Tell me again he's not busting
implying we give a fuck about the reg season
implying we won't go on a few win streaks and get in wherever
See you scrubs in the finals
Pastrnak is a Marchand babby
With Bong Bishit
lmao keep backpedaling you motherfucker
sorry I thought you wanted to have an actual discussion rather than be a fag. go back to talking about matthews or mcdavid to no end
If Pastrnak becomes good for 30g 30a a year I'd be happy.
I still think he's the most underrated player out of his draft class.
atleast he's getting better defensively thats always a good sign.
tfw the future of Finnish hockey has been killed
How many Finns will be listed in the Top 100?
2, curry and salami
seriously, you all missed out on Philip Danault's goal against the Jets. I can't stop writing about it.
No we didn't
are you sure you weren't just using Henrik Lundqvist
hey /hoc/, patrik here
wish i was down there playing hockey instead of sitting here with my shitty gf
this and Ryan O' Reilly's goals will make 2016-2017 season highlights.
Not exactly a lot to choose from in SHitterpeg
He could have literally any slag in Winnipeg, but Pate is a wholesome young man and stays with his 3/5 hokkei player finn gf
5. Sedin twins.
she looks bored, like she's only there to suck his little finnish dick and get money for overpriced shoes
The way you talk about a teenager is disconcerting.
patrik stop showing me your chinese little girl cartoon images
Toews not top 5
Only reason Toews isn't top five is because he can at least provide defensive play and win faceoffs.
Looks like a downsy Anna Kendrick desu
sedin's aren't overpaid, they got a big long contract because they were supposed to get vancouver into or close to the finals a few times, which they did. you can justify their contract by looking back at what they've done for the team, unlike say RNH and Hall
seriously just look at her
that look on her face just screams "oh yeah that's really interesting. hey did you write those checks for the hair stylist and auto dealer yet?"
No hockey knowledge.
tfw you only buy non-star player jerseys
Where the fuck is Phaneuf? That jackass is making 7 million dollars to be shit.
Ryan should be listed before him, but no one cares about the Snes
while naming the canadian teams or the number of canadian teams i often forget the snes
have a cold
barely any sleep last night
extreme neck pain all day
OTC painkillers do nothing
Please bring me morphine or oxycontin or pot or a hug.
I rate American players
does kessel really belong there if a team he's not playing for is paying for some of it?
t. guy glad your name is back
you got a big post coming up soon
with the ducks Ryan was a consistent 30+ goal scorer
hasn't even come close in the 3+ seasons with the sens
What the fuck did they do to him?
You're right, the laffs is paying Kessel 20% of his salary and retained his cap so the Pens could win a Cup and have a PPG player.
with the cucks he either a) played with getzlaf and perry or b) played behind them and got soft minutes vs. third lines
both are comfy situations compared to being on a team without any legitimately elite Fs
I mean unless you count Spooner as a "star player"
yeah it's pretty fun
hang in there. Think of the pioneers. Watch the Revenant and you you will feel not any more pain.
what's up Kipperoni?
wtf is with this muh heritage shite
lmfao the state of shorks management
how do you even fuck something like that up
Sharks fucked up their line cards, so they have to play the rest of the game with 5 defensemen
cut to laughing thornton
happens in boreball and golf from time to time. shit is dumb but hilarious
Wait what the fuck seriously
yeah they pulled up müller but didn't put him on the card
thornton was ribbing him on cam as he walked to the back
the pengs are repeating finland said
letting some literal who go end to end
Not even Laine can save that shitty ass team
Didn't he get some intestinal disease during the lockout or was that someone else? Might have fucked him up just enough along with just normal aging to make him useless.
why is pink and black the hitmen alt sweater
looks so much better than the home or away
p-pens will repeat
crosby will retire with only 2 cups
rush more exciting than the goal
4/10, not worth watching
what the fuck is wrong with the Penguins? Are the capitals rusing us all?
It's just rest vs rust, Pens sat too long without any games.
Bye weeks were a mistake.
i am not watching the pens
please refrain from replying to me EVER again
i'll think of it
this is year is CANADIENS YEAR
Only fitting that the oldest team in the franchise wins the 100th championship of the NHL
Just like 1993
Crosby will finish with only 2 cups
So 2 more than Ovechkin?
he's obviously a butthurt Toewsfag
how are the habs going to win when price gets run through in game 2 of round 1?
Hello fellow Brit
Bring out the secret weapon.
I don't see how speaking french will win hokkei games desu
ey up duck
that's not really a secret, hopefully it never happens but you'll find out if we ever lose Price.
So was it acquired in the offseason? Because price got btfo last year and I didn't see any secret weapons then.
Unless tanking is a weapon.
the contingency plan is to sign patrick roy as emergency goalie, get montoytoy concussed and voila
we fucked up back then by letting go of Dubnyk, he could have saved our asses, even Condon is doing better at Ottawa now.
Looks like literally every jests player was caught flatfooted there
that byfuglien poke check attempt
You know you're a shit team when thats your #1D
all those bulging veins in his forehead
rectum status: ravaged
i told you guys dubnyk was elite
he'd be the international goaile if he hadn't spent his entire NHL career to date putting out a garbage fire
I never understand why EDM managment were shitting on him every season.
it's easier to make the goalie your scapegoat than admit to flawed roster construction
flim flam fans think they're at panto
24 AHL games
Who can stop this madman?
I see you are also awake for your daily 4am prayers to the Queen.
How many britposters visit this thread? Very rarely see any, are the rest of the britposts in this thread you, or is there another about?
Get drafted by your hometown team
Get lazy and fat
Why would anyone do this?
He was always lazy and fat, it just works in the WHL when you're running over kids 60 pounds lighter than you
i started posting at 2:30 when shorks/flims started
cba to scroll up and see if there's any other brit posts but those aren't from me anyway
i know of three brits who regularly post in /hoc/
me the bongshark, the flim flam scot, and one other but i forget his team
Reminder that it is guaranteed that the jackets hold their spot until Fraudday
However the jackets will win the cup
And BY cup I mean the Stanley cup not the Calder of the Nolan Patrick
oh go run backwards through a cornfield
Ovechkin will come to Columbus just to win a cup and will take less money
Solar Bears represented I see.
Hmm, interdasting. I'm a flim flams fan as they're my closest team, I'm on the south coast. Not been posting here for that long/mostly lurk anyway
not based Gnocchi