/hoc/

William Moore
William Moore

animal friendship -edition

there is much we could learn from them

All urls found in this thread:
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http://www.theplayerstribune.com/antti-raanta-behind-the-mask-new-york-rangers/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLGOat0JBfE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuGtYNnlYS8
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https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/819370115254759424
https://youtu.be/NhXTqdAdKIE?t=52
Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz

rags

Lucas Davis
Lucas Davis

Canes desu

Bentley Scott
Bentley Scott

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1_BtlAw4trg

Sebastian Johnson
Sebastian Johnson

Do the canes actually have an elite defensive core or is it just memes? Hanifin could be elite but the rest don't really excite me that much.

Benjamin Long
Benjamin Long

Best disney movie AINEC

Jacob Stewart
Jacob Stewart

feets?

Andrew Ramirez
Andrew Ramirez

I could never pass for perfect white
Or an anglo farmer

Nolan Young
Nolan Young

111 GA
2.31 GAA goaler

memes

Andrew Stewart
Andrew Stewart

The Slavin - Pesce pair is one of the best defensive d man pairs in the NHL. Jay McClement is a forward but one of the key players of the PK.

Slavin is the best dman on >our team desu. Hanifin is in a slump, Faulk has been underwhelming, Tennyson is OK, Murphy is a bust qnd Hainsey is old.

Connor Bell
Connor Bell

Best princess

Ryan Lewis
Ryan Lewis

Y america so mean to us?

Adam Howard
Adam Howard

I wonder if the leafs and canes will ever make a trade. They seem to have an abundance of what each are looking for.

Lincoln Nelson
Lincoln Nelson

a e s t h e t i c

Jason Mitchell
Jason Mitchell

no they just have 6 number 4 d

Gavin Sanders
Gavin Sanders

cheer up little buddy :3

Matthew Clark
Matthew Clark

last year was better

Isaac Richardson
Isaac Richardson

Good post Armenia

Christopher Gray
Christopher Gray

I was going to shitpost about the use of colours but then I realised it's like that because of the LA Kings colours over the years.

Jack Peterson
Jack Peterson

the last 2 years have been pretty awful

Nicholas Walker
Nicholas Walker

keep your sights on the puck
Laine took it too literally

Lincoln Gonzalez
Lincoln Gonzalez

Yea. They were too neon and modern. I like the classic look about this year's jerseys.

Grayson Taylor
Grayson Taylor

They look like shit stop being a stupid smelly Armenian

Henry Thomas
Henry Thomas

last year was literally the exact same colors as this year though

Charles Bell
Charles Bell

he supports a western conference team

Angel Adams
Angel Adams

he isn't a lifelong blue jackets fan

Dylan Wood
Dylan Wood

tfw we are going to win the lord stanley

Jason Morales
Jason Morales

So now that's it's clear that Wild will win this year's stanlee's cup. The question is who will win next season? I think Wild might actually repeat.

Daniel Long
Daniel Long

But without the neon and silver shield

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

no cups
Boudreau as the coach
Hmmm

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

wild
winning anything
other than a one way ticket to dallas

Adam Brown
Adam Brown

huomenta

Robert Hill
Robert Hill

all 6 literally shit

Gavin Davis
Gavin Davis

yeah they're gay

Charles Bailey
Charles Bailey

he doesn't wear vapor 1Xs
Lol poor fags

Jeremiah Edwards
Jeremiah Edwards

the white one is the best. fact not opinion

Brody Allen
Brody Allen

he's Armenian

Wyatt Miller
Wyatt Miller

Jackets won't have a prolonged losing streak
The jackets will win with bob they need a backup badly though

Tyler Gonzalez
Tyler Gonzalez

If 90% of te wins of teams happen on overtime, how is it that we see overtime results less than regulation results? And in betting, a tie in regulation gives a higher output.

William Moore
William Moore

Why the fuck do you think 90% of wins happen in overtime? That's just not true

Adam Torres
Adam Torres

jykkets win prez with 125 points
bow out first round to the fucking laffs
cap it

William Davis
William Davis

just go to the stats in en ets el. Of all the wins of every team, most happen in overtime. All the teams are in the wavelength of "25 wins-23 in OT"

Josiah Mitchell
Josiah Mitchell

That'll be difficult to do when the leafs don't make the playoffs.

Robert James
Robert James

shut up lol

Ethan Thomas
Ethan Thomas

now that the holidays are wrapped up, when can we expect finnish booze day in 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-XEutsWlrM

Ryan Cox
Ryan Cox

ROW=Regulation+Overtime wins. as in: Wins-Shootout Wins. Jesus, please learn how to look simple things up

Samuel Wright
Samuel Wright

fridays

William Collins
William Collins

does that make you feel like you deleted the post or something you weird autist

Gavin Young
Gavin Young

Please don't genocide grease he didn't know.

Lincoln Martin
Lincoln Martin

i knew germans are stupid, so it's to no surprise that you didn't understand what I was saying.

Oliver Thompson
Oliver Thompson

Stop replying to grease

Jeremiah Price
Jeremiah Price

I think Germans are generally perceived to be quite a bit more intelligent than Greasers.

David Torres
David Torres

82 goal points

Liam Powell
Liam Powell

grease, more like please stop posting here you oily fuck

Michael Reyes
Michael Reyes

no, you have the wrong picture.

Joshua Sanchez
Joshua Sanchez

mfw i have to work all day saturday so ill miss the game
might as well just cancel the weekend and not even have one

Eli James
Eli James

I very well understood you looked at the ROW column without hovering over it. Your reading comprehension sucks major ass penis dicks

William Clark
William Clark

:)

what did he meant by this

Aiden Carter
Aiden Carter

I 'm feeling kind today, so I 'll explain it to you. You also posted the screenshot of the stats so it will be easier.

Watch the amount of wins of every team. Now watch the ROW column and decide for yourself the percentage of wins in overtime.
Now go back to my initial question and lets' take it back from the top.

You 're welcome, Jürgen

Jack Evans
Jack Evans

wins is ROW+SO wins

you are unable to determine whether the win was in OT based off that data alone

now please stop posting

Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks

man sorry sometimes I forget you're always trolling

Jaxon Young
Jaxon Young

someone recommend me some good hockey podcasts please.
only one I know is Dangle.

Matthew Wilson
Matthew Wilson

but ROW and SO means the same thing: a tie in regulation. So why is it that ties are rarer and moreover, why do they give a higher winning factor in betting? According to those stats the german posted, all teams win most of their games AFTER a tie is drawn duirng regulation.

Levi Brown
Levi Brown

ROW is regulation win + ot wins

it is used to break ties, you can not determine whether the win was ot or regulation based off its number

Christopher Kelly
Christopher Kelly

this thread could have 10 posts less if grease hovered over the ROW column

the simple fact that the "fact" that 90%+ of the games are tied after regulation didn't make him ponder or double check that makes me wonder how he finished an uni degree as he stated earlier

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

Grease university = being able to color inside the lines

Jaxson Sanchez
Jaxson Sanchez

honestly I feel silly for replying, still cant tell if it is just some elaborate ruse or not

Dominic Long
Dominic Long

Grease majors in shitposting

Evan Edwards
Evan Edwards

We just don't know
I'm trying not to give him (you)s for this shit but my autism forbids leaving that WRONG shit remaining uncorrected

Leo Sullivan
Leo Sullivan

ROW is regulation win + ot wins

so that means that ROW doesn't include SO wins.
ok, I got it now.

threads are here so we can post. I don't understand what you are mad about. It's very easy to misunderstand the meaning of "Regulation Plus Overtime Wins". Honestly, you are overreacting, typical for a german if you ask me.

Josiah Powell
Josiah Powell

you're a fucking miracle

Christopher Thomas
Christopher Thomas

at this point, im not sure if gassing all of greece would be an overreaction

Gavin Flores
Gavin Flores

ITT: people overreacting like immature children. Top kek.

I guess you failed to colour inside the lines then, because everyone in the western world is hiring greeks now.

Ayden Stewart
Ayden Stewart

grease is fucking gay lmao

Alexander Ross
Alexander Ross

everyone in the western world is hiring greeks now
to clean their houses?

Daniel Smith
Daniel Smith

implying greke and binland aren't the only good posters of /hoc/

Henry Young
Henry Young

I'm going to NY in March and since there were no rags home games while I'm there I'm going to a fucking Islanders game.

How shit are they, bros?

Carson Kelly
Carson Kelly

responding to fat juice

Isaac Long
Isaac Long

In greece's defense I do find it retarded the league makes it next to impossible to determine how many games are going into OT.

I believe it is to draw attention away from the fact that we have a increasing amount of games giving 3 points, skewing season end point averages.

Also NHL stats in general have been shit since the new layout.

Nathaniel Ross
Nathaniel Ross

You could just look at the number of OT loses to determine that you idiot.

Mason Bennett
Mason Bennett

youre a stupid retarded idiot if its hard for you to find any stat in tyool 2017 and you should stay on reddit where you belong

Isaiah Harris
Isaiah Harris

flim flammers

Brody Williams
Brody Williams

going to Brooklyn
kek

Logan Jenkins
Logan Jenkins

how do i ask a girl to suck my dick

Ayden Bell
Ayden Bell

Say
"Hey bitch choke on these two inches"

Brody Williams
Brody Williams

my dick is actually enormous

Dominic Bell
Dominic Bell

top lel

Also NHL stats in general have been shit since the new layout.

this, what the fuck

nice bait

Anthony Scott
Anthony Scott

gretzky was a bust

Lucas Walker
Lucas Walker

where is tikkanen

Hunter Russell
Hunter Russell

Whose the jew on the up right corner?

Camden Hernandez
Camden Hernandez

ryan "cry babby" smyth

Zachary Smith
Zachary Smith

That's Ryan Smythstein

Hunter Smith
Hunter Smith

hes one of those players that literally wasn't good but put up points anyways like jason allison

Bentley Wood
Bentley Wood

Olaf Kölzig.

Cameron Ward
Cameron Ward

Official /hoc/ top 10 list over ways to prepare potatoes:

1. Boiled
2. Mashed
3. Baked
4. Fried (fries)
5. Fried (chips)
6. Smashed
7. Pommes Anna
8. Gratin
9. Hashed
10. Hasselback

Christopher Mitchell
Christopher Mitchell

i want a hot dog now

Michael Lee
Michael Lee

Kauppisen Pete.

Adrian Price
Adrian Price

Ryan The greatest net-front presence of all time" Smith

Carson Wright
Carson Wright

olie the goalie. loved that dude.

Mason Cruz
Mason Cruz

1. Pan-fried new potatoes

you should know this as a swede

Evan Nguyen
Evan Nguyen

totted is #1 you smelly jew

Matthew Robinson
Matthew Robinson

Gib top 4 defenseman for JVR so kapanen can be called up.

Luis Garcia
Luis Garcia

Chips are fries are the same thing. I believe the word you are looking for is Crisps.

Joshua Barnes
Joshua Barnes

What the fuck is the difference between smashed and mashed?

Jose Lewis
Jose Lewis

he doesnt know the difference befween smashed and mashed

Caleb Young
Caleb Young

Boiled new potatoes with butter > pan fried new potatoes

You should know this as a finn

Tossed? As in Rosted? In that case they can be put in 6th place along with the smashed ones.

No.

See -->

Connor Brooks
Connor Brooks

totted

do you mean tater tots lol

Aaron Rivera
Aaron Rivera

Wow I can say I have never had pic related. They look pretty good though t b h.

Isaiah Morris
Isaiah Morris

what the fuck is this lmao

Brody Turner
Brody Turner

tossed

no totted

Aiden Martin
Aiden Martin

cooking potatos that have repeatedly fell on the floor
I don't live in a third world country which is probably why I don't know what the fuck that is.

Isaac Myers
Isaac Myers

They're pretty good. They're pretty much ven roasted potatoes, but (boiled) and mashed a little before going into the oven. Could be placed in the same tier as oven roasted ones tbf

This forum is not for kids, kid.

Nolan Adams
Nolan Adams

his country hasnt developed refined smashing tools

Landon White
Landon White

Yfw busthews and Patrick ded laine are both under PPG

Brayden Davis
Brayden Davis

Do you call crisps, in Sweden, chips?

Weird...

Wyatt Murphy
Wyatt Murphy

tater tots are #1. i hope sweden gets nuclear bombed and the finnish peopke crawl out of their caves and crevices and take it over

Alexander Howard
Alexander Howard

they don't like latkes

Matthew Williams
Matthew Williams

End yahself laddie

Wyatt Taylor
Wyatt Taylor

crisps

gay

Ryan Walker
Ryan Walker

tater tots

grow up hannibal

Liam Barnes
Liam Barnes

m-muh generational talents.....

Wyatt Baker
Wyatt Baker

Yep. We're not british, m8

I think you need a time out

Leo Kelly
Leo Kelly

proclaiming yourself a jew

can I have some shekels? Im a good goyim I swear

Luis Cruz
Luis Cruz

unbelievable that no one knows tater tots are #1. go get some tater tots and put them in the toaster oven until theyre crispy, put some sea salt and a little bit of balsamic over them, some black pepper and just a little chili powder. you dip them in heinz ketchup. wa la you stupid faggots

Gavin Johnson
Gavin Johnson

Enjoying your plain favoured crisps, /hoc/???

P.E.I scalloped potatoes master race here

- Ed from Edmonton

Caleb Ward
Caleb Ward

thinking I'm a Zionist
Get out you scum

Kayden Sullivan
Kayden Sullivan

Lays is a shit tier brand though.

I did in fact buy some nice cider vinegar and sea salt chips earlier today

Luke Torres
Luke Torres

hasselback?

Jayden Phillips
Jayden Phillips

his team doesn't have a rookie on pace to hit 40+ goals

Jordan Foster
Jordan Foster

i drank apple cider vinegar with warm water and honey when i was constipated last week and i shit at least 4 long huge shits the next day and a million little rabbit turds too

Julian Gray
Julian Gray

Great combo, I had some a few years ago and true Lays is shit but nobody else has this favour

Aaron Lopez
Aaron Lopez

pfft

pic related is the master race of crisps

Jace Harris
Jace Harris

eating chips

enjoy your fat fucking gut

Gabriel Hernandez
Gabriel Hernandez

His team hasn't had an Art Ross winner EVER

Atleast you have the rookie scoring leader, bud

Chase Nelson
Chase Nelson

A swedish invention. See pic

I'm glad to hear that. I hope you feel better now

Indeed it is.
Fair enough, then I guess you got to do what you have got to do

Connor Diaz
Connor Diaz

DUDE SKATE REALLY FAST LMAO

Brandon Murphy
Brandon Murphy

tfw I used to drive by their factory once or twice a week.
It smells pretty good. I think their are better flavors than jalapeno though.

Tyler King
Tyler King

mfw Atkinson wins the art ross and the rocket Richard and bob wins hart

William Baker
William Baker

let me just take this simple potato and put fat, salt and cheese all over it

calories are calories finbro

David Reyes
David Reyes

As if that's a bad thing

Also my mistake, despite being ded Laine has 2 points over Matthews.

Dylan Stewart
Dylan Stewart

secondary assists babby

Christian Butler
Christian Butler

tfw the yotes sign him after next year cause your GM is a finn

Sebastian Jackson
Sebastian Jackson

frogposting

Angel Sanders
Angel Sanders

my nigga

Leo Wright
Leo Wright

Well time to sit back and watch a laffs and soilers fan sperg at each other for an hour.

Gabriel Jackson
Gabriel Jackson

Nothing babby

Levi Rivera
Levi Rivera

Kane's descent into ugliness is a sight to behold.

Ryder Sullivan
Ryder Sullivan

he insists on calling them crisps despite the most influential and important country in the world calling them chips
he insists on calling them crisps despite the package the chips come in saying 'chips' on it

Isaiah Bailey
Isaiah Bailey

40+ goals is nothing

Kayden Reyes
Kayden Reyes

Has anyone compared Matthews' goals+first assists to McDavid's in each of the first 38 games in the league? I know Matthews has 35 points and McDavid had 40, but McDavid has a penchant for secondary assists.

Henry Jones
Henry Jones

Those crisps are disgusting

Ketchup Crisps masterace

Parker Price
Parker Price

the leafs is a matthews babby

Hudson Clark
Hudson Clark

On the Leafs

It's a shame really

Jason Myers
Jason Myers

Just learned that Old Dutch is an American company, I was always under the impression is was a Canadian corp. Guess that explains how they remain independent

rags

Daniel Green
Daniel Green

you can get kettle cooked chips at the grocery store same flavor, half the price

Jacob Ortiz
Jacob Ortiz

Kessel played his rookie season for the leafs
Seems like being unemployed for so long is rotting your brain oil cuck

Sebastian Watson
Sebastian Watson

Atkinson has 2 more years you tard they just resigned him

Charles Turner
Charles Turner

lmao hotdoggies

Connor Martin
Connor Martin

patrick kane
secondary assists (aka NOISE) babby

Nathan Richardson
Nathan Richardson

le one dimensional manlet forward

no thanks lol

Hunter Lewis
Hunter Lewis

This "secondary assists" thing is so dumb

Charles Reed
Charles Reed

le one dimensional
He's a two way forward he's got 20 assists and 20 goals in 40games
You have no idea what you are talking about

Jordan Brooks
Jordan Brooks

LGTSS
bulju
binland

Adrian Martin
Adrian Martin

I posted him in reference to the last big name scorer on the Leafs, any other conclusions you want to jump to?

Luke Morris
Luke Morris

big scorer on the leafs
Kessel wasn't a big scorer you fool

Juan Torres
Juan Torres

lmao why did you add an AHL player at the end

Nicholas Lewis
Nicholas Lewis

comparing a 2 way center to a fucking shoot only winger
Yeah my mistake

Isaiah Flores
Isaiah Flores

can't find news on that one. Or are you talking about last years contract which is half over by now?
PP shooting% babby

what % of goals is deflections today anyway? secondary assists are often from passers

Caleb Roberts
Caleb Roberts

McSecondary
McNoise

Asher Powell
Asher Powell

le having one good season forward
manlet
le meme paper tiger team inflating his stats

keep him pls. he will never be a meaningful player on a legit team.

Camden Hughes
Camden Hughes

He was their best offensive weapon over the course of many seasons.

Jordan Perry
Jordan Perry

best primary/secondary assist ratio though

elite

Kevin Long
Kevin Long

half over
HE SIGNED FOR 3 MORE YEARS YOU IDIOTle having one good season
He's averaged 20 goals in 4 seasons
And 50 points
He's a two way forward doing two way things

Logan Peterson
Logan Peterson

Zach Werenski is just another secondary assists babby.

Hudson Perez
Hudson Perez

no one else on the laffs was surpassing 30 goals

Aaron Miller
Aaron Miller

HES a defenseman of course he's a secondary assister

Henry Edwards
Henry Edwards

matthews is better playmaker than Laine
*tips fedora

Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

he's a depth scorer with an unsustainable s% rn and he's not good at anything else hes a meme player

Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

2 way center

I've been ruseds hard lads
https://youtu.be/Vw1UfTpsdo8

Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

Crosby is the same way right now he's starting to fall off
Both are two way forwards

Henry Sanders
Henry Sanders

he signed for 3 years 1,5 seasons ago. how dense are you? he's a 20G 20A player peaking right now, nothing more, nothing less. he will regress and finish with 65 points. literally this years Jiri Hudler

Adam Adams
Adam Adams

15/25 of his points are on the PP
nearly half of his points are secondary assists
I just realized how fucking overrated this kid is.

Ethan Perry
Ethan Perry

1 mistake in his rookie season
sure thing edmoncuck

Anthony Perez
Anthony Perez

haahhaah wtf. i should have known the laffs fans were speaking shit again.

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

No, his biggest mistake was signing his ELC

Carter Wilson
Carter Wilson

Crosby is at 1.4 PPG in his last 5 GP
Babby-faced manlet is 0.6 PPG in his last 5 GP

How is Crosby "falling off" you fucking retard

Charles Brooks
Charles Brooks

blowjackets fan that just started watching hockey can't handle the banter.
Your coach is a dog fucker, just look at these dead eyes.
L O L
M
A
O

Easton Sanders
Easton Sanders

20a 20g career
No right now he's 20g 20a in 40 games he's a PPG this year and a two way forward who has cooled off just like Crosby who's shooting percentage is stupid high 33games played his shooting percentage is unsustainable
Atkinson is great he's a solid two way forward who averages 50point season and has fantastic defensive ability and has good speed

Jack Thomas
Jack Thomas

mad at dog fuckers
Get out /pol/ I've been watching the jackets since 2004
I watched rick Nash fucking rape the >rags and then join them

Angel Wright
Angel Wright

tfw you just realized you were drafted by the fucking oilers

Matthew Foster
Matthew Foster

nobody cares about you

Juan Baker
Juan Baker

Ya his shooting percentage is most likely unsustainable, but I dont think you know the meaning of "cooled off. Because crosby is literally the complete opposite right now

Lucas Morris
Lucas Morris

unless you are vacationing in canada, this post is very ironic

Tyler Anderson
Tyler Anderson

not royalty

Zachary Davis
Zachary Davis

tells me I'm a new hockey fan
tells me nobody cares
You obviously care stan

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

Does it even matter where he was drafted? It was obviously going to be a shitty team somewhere, is edmonton any worse than buffalo, toronto, arizona, etc?

Julian Lopez
Julian Lopez

1967 was 2.5 McDavid's ago

Sebastian Rogers
Sebastian Rogers

tfw assigned to the minors by the oilers

Christian Murphy
Christian Murphy

I wasn't the person you were replying to. Just reminding you that nobody cares about your blog you fag

Jack Gonzalez
Jack Gonzalez

no laine
no pulju

lmao why even watch hokkei anymore

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

Is fucking dogs common in Columbus?

Joseph Walker
Joseph Walker

Actually it is my blog I created /hoc/

Mason Davis
Mason Davis

seeing your team win zero rings since you've been alive
I guess we're even then oil cuck

Luis Ramirez
Luis Ramirez

What about that guy who has a danish name? He seems to be doing alright

Hudson Anderson
Hudson Anderson

1967 to 1990
even
Toronto education everyone

Ryder Campbell
Ryder Campbell

Forgive me for thinking you can read.

Easton Young
Easton Young

you have terrible reading comprehension

Zachary Gray
Zachary Gray

You're mistaken
This whole thread all /hoc/ threads are thanks to me
I created /hoc/

Connor Fisher
Connor Fisher

haula
granlund
raanta
rantanen
risto

James Harris
James Harris

1990 1967 same shit we weren't alive so what's the difference anyways???

Isaac Foster
Isaac Foster

Nutivaara

Lincoln Walker
Lincoln Walker

he wasnt alive in 1990

fuck this place is full of babbys

Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

okay you are either really dumb or a really deluded bandwagoner.
it's right what I said: he has an outlier of a season and is peaking right now. he won't be a PPG player until the end of the season (thus I said he will clock in at 65 points). he also broke 50 points once and is closer to a 20G/20A player through his career, as evidenced by his 23 year+ season: 38P, 40P, 40P, 53P.
Atkinson might be good, but he's not exceptional and after this year, he will probably go back to being a 40-45 point middle6 winger that he always was. and if it doesn't happen next year (which you should hope so you don't hand him a 6x6 extension) it will happen the year after. I'm not gonna double check on the "fantastic defensive ability" but I think we can dismiss that anyway

Jordan Rogers
Jordan Rogers

stop posting

Bentley Brooks
Bentley Brooks

Umad, oldcuck?

Jaxon Taylor
Jaxon Taylor

I encourage you to look up the word seeing in a dictionary. It might give you a better understanding of this entire conversation.

Cooper Price
Cooper Price

you are really obsessed with that word aren't you

Aaron Peterson
Aaron Peterson

You don't understand Atkinson has literally been better each year he has played

Evan Morgan
Evan Morgan

Ive witnessed a few Canadian teams win the cup, meanwhile you are likely nu-male cancer.

What could I possibly be mad about?

Ian Moore
Ian Moore

no Aho
no Saros

Jacob Campbell
Jacob Campbell

His team legacy is shit so everyone else should disregard their own

So this the power of Laffs delusion.

Carter Price
Carter Price

I wonder how many NHL players frequent /hoc/?

Isaiah Gutierrez
Isaiah Gutierrez

ha my team is so much better
i haven't actually seen them do anything relevant except draft first overall but trust me we used to be so good

Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

0

Christopher Mitchell
Christopher Mitchell

This is not true, the lottery is all non-playoff teams. He could have gone somewhere decent like the Sharks if they had won. Or a good but meme team like Dallas.

Jayden Campbell
Jayden Campbell

I think torts browses /hoc/

Brayden Perry
Brayden Perry

I don't what half of those are

YTMND

Angel Powell
Angel Powell

torts is that guy who freaks out about nonhockey OPs

Carson Lee
Carson Lee

patrick o'sullivan posts here

Asher Jones
Asher Jones

GOAT
5 cup dynasty
Nothing to be proud of

It's quite sad when Leafs fans set the standards.

Jonathan Ward
Jonathan Ward

SO does Nolan

Lucas King
Lucas King

potato casual detected, only maybe 3 of those are weird

agreed

Cooper Green
Cooper Green

jordan nolan?

Brayden Perry
Brayden Perry

didnt we once confirm sean avery browsed /hoc/

there was a couple of other players I recall but im not coming up with names atm

Bentley Smith
Bentley Smith

Patrick

Jason Cooper
Jason Cooper

le what famous person posts on 4chinz

oh boy post screencaps so I can post them on reddit later

Camden Clark
Camden Clark

Puljujarvi on paras, perkele

Hunter Russell
Hunter Russell

i refuse to believe i am the only one here that knows about tater tots being the goat potato food

Aaron Hall
Aaron Hall

wasn't even swimming in daddy's tiny nut sac during this era

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

I care about what he has to say. Speak for yourself next time, thank you very much.

Juan Williams
Juan Williams

they're basically the same as hashbrowns

Jacob Reyes
Jacob Reyes

at least 1 ;)

Christopher Jackson
Christopher Jackson

here senpai

Xavier Gray
Xavier Gray

Fantasizing about another man's nuts

Fuck off Trudeau

Christian Hughes
Christian Hughes

There's absolutely no way he browses /hoc/, he's so oldschool it wouldnt surprise me if he didnt even have a computer. He probably lives out of a hotel

Carson Clark
Carson Clark

grasping at straws

Thomas Lopez
Thomas Lopez

not only does he browse /hoc/, he shitposts in /r9k/ as well.

Bentley Nelson
Bentley Nelson

Who is the biggest bust of the 2014 draft:

Michael dal Colle
Jake Virtanen
Haydn Fleury

Luke Hughes
Luke Hughes

lliterally who

Easton Bailey
Easton Bailey

hashbrowns are #2 due to lack of mouth popping into ability and flatness

Aiden Allen
Aiden Allen

you will never caress jake's THICC thighs and have him BUST all over you

why even live

John Baker
John Baker

Grasping at dicks

Justin, don't you have a country to burn?

Leo Richardson
Leo Richardson

He is pretty fucking cool though

Bentley Morgan
Bentley Morgan

it's Jake
Dal Colle is outplaying him in the AHL and Fleury gets the benefit of the doubt for being a defenseman (also nobody has ever seen him play because of the franchise he plays for)

Nicholas Morris
Nicholas Morris

I respect that opinion and I'm inclined to agree with you.

Kevin Green
Kevin Green

Delete this comment

Nicholas Howard
Nicholas Howard

lmao no

Lincoln Torres
Lincoln Torres

America is mean to everyone.

Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor

no

Daniel Adams
Daniel Adams

flip flops
sleeveless
earth tattoo
holy shit what a fucking FAGGOT

Hudson Hall
Hudson Hall

goddamn it the phone i want isn't in fucking stock anywhere, should i just go for the 32 gb even though theres no expandable storage?

Nicholas Perez
Nicholas Perez

our pm could beat up your prez-elect

what are you gonna do about it faggot

Bentley Ward
Bentley Ward

trudeau getting ktfo by a light practice punch dot webm
sure he can

Luis Thompson
Luis Thompson

When it comes to Finnish athletes doing conscription, they have army sports school where they pretend to serve in military and army pretend that they train soldiers out of them. It took like almost two years for tennis pro Jarkko Nieminen to do 6 months service, every leave application approved automatically and when they run out of maximum allowed leaves they get even more as HSL that doesn't count as day served.

Pic related is something >rags fear.

http://www.theplayerstribune.com/antti-raanta-behind-the-mask-new-york-rangers/

I actually got to shoot a shoulder-mounted missile launcher twice. It weighs like 50 pounds, and when you press the button, fire shoots out of the back and it’s so powerful that your whole body shakes. The first time, I didn’t expect it, so I was fine.

The second time, I had my finger over the button, and I was terrified to press it, because I knew how loud it was going to be.

In reality it weights only 10kg, it is loud as fuck, that is true. It is louder than 155mm howitzer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLGOat0JBfE

It was a completely different life. And the crazy thing was my teammates and I were allowed to go back home for practice a few days a week. So we would show up to practice in our military camo, go out onto the ice for practice, then change back into our camo and go back to this other life where we were sleeping in the forest and shooting guns. It was pretty surreal, and it definitely made you appreciate your normal life.

Other option is serving in regular garrison, there athletes get as much as they want as training leaves so they can train with their team, coaches and shieet. Forest life can be interrupted for gym or training AND shower every fucking day. Also probably missing tactical march or something every fucking day. Place where conscripts do combat training in sneakers, because combat boots are apparently bad for feet of special snowflakes.

Hunter Williams
Hunter Williams

did you even go past 16gb on your current phone?

Isaiah Peterson
Isaiah Peterson

T H I S
H
I
S

Elijah Brown
Elijah Brown

covered up shitty globe tattoo with a shitty tribal
EL EM AYY O

Asher Cruz
Asher Cruz

cont...

It isn't only athletes in those designated companies, there is also criminals, people too retarded for real infantry companies, foreigners and immigrant overload. Special kind of people... all of 'em.

It wasn't just us at anti-tank company that laughed at 'em. Normal infantry companies, combat engineers and even fucking mortar company laughed at sneakers of 3JK at PorPr.

Angel Fisher
Angel Fisher

meanwhile you cant even find a trump pic where hes not wearing a jacket with shoulder pads

face it burger, even a faggot like trudeau could wipe the floor with your prez-elect

Josiah Sanchez
Josiah Sanchez

Satan trips confirm

Isaac Rivera
Isaac Rivera

i'm sure he would :^)
look at this form, simply stellar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuGtYNnlYS8

Brayden Gray
Brayden Gray

why do you need that much space in 2017

Henry Garcia
Henry Garcia

damn, I wish Trudeau and I were friends and we would play hockey and go into the forrest for adventures.

Andrew Ramirez
Andrew Ramirez

He plays soccer

Asher Torres
Asher Torres

anti-tank company

this has to be the absolute elite of the finnish army

Brandon Ramirez
Brandon Ramirez

I would pay for the PPV if that event occurred. I bet that orange faggot has never gotten in a fight after grade school.

Hunter Adams
Hunter Adams

More Benning on Gudbranson: He's a character player and his intangibles are real good, so we'll figure it out.

inb4 6m x 8 years

Gavin Sanchez
Gavin Sanchez

It isnt.

t. another finn that was put in anti-tank

Nathaniel Gomez
Nathaniel Gomez

Wrong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkghtyxZ6rc

Trump is tough,not as tough as trudeau, but still tough

Cameron Mitchell
Cameron Mitchell

pretty sure that is spenny from kenny vs spenny

Luke Cox
Luke Cox

he spent christmas on some rich muslims private island he's your typical country club rich kid asshole who is a product of nepotism he's anything but somebody you can relate to in anyway.

Leo Price
Leo Price

Nice hair doe

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

and those eyes...

Thomas Rivera
Thomas Rivera

Since when has Nevis owned by a muslim?

Carson Barnes
Carson Barnes

it must be the absolute meme division, not to mention it carries some historical carriage. GORHONNEN!

tfw I can't socre as much in pro difficulty
tfw I am currently winning President's trophy but none of my pleyrs besides Marty are in the top 20

Jonathan Hill
Jonathan Hill

mad
at Benning
Without GMs like him and Sweeney draft day and bust posting just wouldn't be the same

Nathan Edwards
Nathan Edwards

In typical Finnish army brigade all companies take a lot of new guys for basic. Some get rid of lot of them after basic training is over.

Usually combat engineers, anti-tank company, mortar company and whatever recon is attached to if there isn't recon/gorilla company are ones that train way less actual troops than they take for basic. In anti-tank company we had luxury of having just two platoons, only handful of people that are too stupid to live instead of platoon or two of 'em. Lazy, more unmotivated than usual or stupid didn't matter.

Typically there is one or two good rifle companies and one that is dumping ground for retards along with military police company. Every company by default tries to keep conscripts that aren't idiots. Physically unfit will end up in logistics, HQ, supply or signals (special case here no retards, just physically unfit by all means).

Anti-tank isn't elite in army in anyway, but within brigade or infantry battalion it is whole other ball game. In microcosm known as PorPr, there is one company that takes all kinds of special people that aren't obese, including athletes. When it comes to all other special people... you know there is some sort of synergy benefit in placing 'em all in one big dysfuctional company.

As side note... no one actually intelligent ever comes to infantry of any kind. They have their own playground in air force signals or technical school.

Caleb Cook
Caleb Cook

The best D in the world, with the biggest D in the world. The ultimate man

Jeremiah Roberts
Jeremiah Roberts

Inb4 Ovy chokes to get 1000 points before Robitaille

Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

It would still be a better deal than Girardi tho

Owen Edwards
Owen Edwards

t. Prairie nigger

Austin Baker
Austin Baker

Dem Henrik and Daniel digits confirm

Liam Bennett
Liam Bennett

bust
Someone called?

Anthony Morales
Anthony Morales

For some reason I expected his gf to be hotter

Dominic Davis
Dominic Davis

his team doesn't have 70% or more of total possible points
lmao @ plebs

Adam Jones
Adam Jones

Are these all-stars jerseys?
Would wear.

Justin Hernandez
Justin Hernandez

They do though

Christopher Allen
Christopher Allen

Tfw Kirill was supposed to save the Mild but they don't need saving
What timeline is this?

Joshua Howard
Joshua Howard

that's who i was talking about
feels good senpai

Asher Torres
Asher Torres

the best one desu.

Jayden Morgan
Jayden Morgan

only 67%

Parker Williams
Parker Williams

regression inc desu

Angel Cook
Angel Cook

Do you guys listen to any hockey podcasts?

Jaxson Barnes
Jaxson Barnes

No, only hockey opinions worth listening to are Ray Ferraro's

Isaac Thompson
Isaac Thompson

No, are there any good ones? I generally don't like hour long opinion pieces. I guess hearing little known stories or history might be interesting.
I mostly just listen to Radiolab, I need to find new ones as their library of stuff I haven't heard and are interesting in is getting small.

Henry Rivera
Henry Rivera

podcasts

Leo Rogers
Leo Rogers

Once you get past audio quality basics it will highly depend on the personalities, if you like someone's broadcasting or blogging their podcast might be good for you. But even that's no guarantee, McKenzie's put me to sleep.

Liam Perez
Liam Perez

REMINDER THAT JONATHAN "7G/13A in 34 games" TOEWS WAS PUT IN THE ALL-STAR GAME (not fan voted, NHL execs did this) WITH A 7G/13A IN 34 GAMES STATLINE. 20 POINTS IN 34 GAMES (.59PPG)

REMINDER THAT ERIC "60 POINTS GUARANTEED" STAAL HAS 35 FUCKING POINTS IN 39 GAMES (.9PPG) AND GOT SNUBBED.

Xavier Ward
Xavier Ward

Panarin is better than both and should have been there tbqh

Nathan Jones
Nathan Jones

Shitcago is to the NHL what people think shittsburgh is

Leo Green
Leo Green

thinking the all star game is for all stars and not just fan favourites
Dumb chubbs

Nathan Powell
Nathan Powell

Toews is no one's favorite

Logan Clark
Logan Clark

this fucking wind
Jesus Christ
It must be -50 after the wind
I was going to go to mac's and get some smokes, but fuck that, this is ridiculous

Ian Watson
Ian Watson

canada loves him

Carter Watson
Carter Watson

Toews likely has more twitter followers than most other players. Like it or not, that's how popularity is judged these days

Michael Wright
Michael Wright

warms up and dumps a bunch of snow
goes back down to 0F right after

I dislike Janurary
At least Februrary is pretty meme
black history month
Only month that isn't 30/31 days
Well played slight there.

Jason Bennett
Jason Bennett

People following when he was good and forgetting to unfollow now that he's bad doesn't make him popular. And it's not like they put Jagr in so that's not everything.

Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

what game are we watching tonight senpai?
personally, I will watch the Habs.

Lincoln Reed
Lincoln Reed

Shitcago is their favourite franchise, there's no way they were gonna snub their captain

Oliver Wilson
Oliver Wilson

coldest hurricane I ever experienced was in february.
It was -59 and four feet of snow, yet we all still had to go to work and school
pussycouver

Ian Young
Ian Young

who's that old fart at the Islanders game? lel

Xavier Reyes
Xavier Reyes

your mom

Samuel Diaz
Samuel Diaz

/hoc/ better be rooting for the caps tonite that's all I know

Xavier Nelson
Xavier Nelson

I hope he gets 1000 but I don't care about the game itself

Dylan Carter
Dylan Carter

Lelanders

John Long
John Long

Avs off the entire week
Thank you sweet release

Logan Hernandez
Logan Hernandez

habs at jets
/sp/thread/73604254#p73604254

Christian White
Christian White

/sp/thread/73604301#p73604301
/sp/thread/73604301#p73604301
Jest vs Habs gamethread

Gavin Baker
Gavin Baker

Nice job faggots

Isaac Miller
Isaac Miller

Only one of these is the english gamethread

Jeremiah Gomez
Jeremiah Gomez

Zucker-Koivu-Granlund line has been on the ice for 20 goals and only 5 goals against. 80% GF higher than any other line.

Owen Long
Owen Long

holy balls

Easton Clark
Easton Clark

pens vs caps

/sp/thread/73604469#p73604469
/sp/thread/73604469#p73604469
/sp/thread/73604469#p73604469

Dylan Russell
Dylan Russell

How do you go from this

David Howard
David Howard

jesus, bustin bustthews wasn't even alive when the laffs last won the cuppo

i'm getting old ;___;

Julian Taylor
Julian Taylor

Not just on the Mild either, that's the best GF% for any line league-wide. Both Koivu and Granlund also allow some of the fewest scoring chances. Was surprised to see Granlund looking so good in that department

Bentley Reyes
Bentley Reyes

try reddit before making these posts

Michael Davis
Michael Davis

his parents probably weren't either.

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

no shit captain obvious

Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

To this

Cameron Anderson
Cameron Anderson

granny is having his best year so far. playing on the wing has somehow pushed him to step his game up, he hits people, grinds and forechecks hard, wins pucks etc etc etc it's crazy.

Owen Watson
Owen Watson

damn, talk about improvement
finns wanna let us in on this lil secret?

Christian Myers
Christian Myers

At least he has a chance to get better now. I am surprised he didn't as for a trade.

Jason Powell
Jason Powell

i would've the moment edmonton picked me

Cooper Torres
Cooper Torres

morning time
large double double (330 calories, 34 grams sugar
1 cranberry 1 blueberry muffin (820 calories, 66 grams sugar)
5 times a week
1150 calories, 100 grams sugar (400% daily recommendation)

Kinda scary when you think about it.

Dominic Jones
Dominic Jones

you 're a lumberjack, you 're going to die if you don't eat as much

Connor Garcia
Connor Garcia

How is there only 4 games today?

fuck Bettman

Kevin Butler
Kevin Butler

Not your blog cunt
Shut the fuck up

Lincoln Campbell
Lincoln Campbell

jagr eats 5 muffins a day

Christopher Foster
Christopher Foster

Socialism

Nathan Ross
Nathan Ross

Then there's Jagr's diet, which has changed immensely over the years. Jagr says he used to drink five cans of Diet Coke a day until he gave it up for Lent last year. This year, he's planning to stop drinking the 10 cups of coffee he's been tossing down every day, a volume of caffeine that seems like it might kill the average person.

What a fucking MADMAN!

Parker Hill
Parker Hill

the poor blues are a shell of their former self

Nolan Jackson
Nolan Jackson

welp no reason to keep watching the game

Robert Reed
Robert Reed

Caps-Pens thread?

Isaiah Smith
Isaiah Smith

Ovenchicken just got point 1,000

Carson Sanchez
Carson Sanchez

FUCK OFF YOU DUMB NIGGER REDDIT LOVER

Nathaniel Allen
Nathaniel Allen

10 cups of coffee

it's like you think you can't love someone anymore than you currently do...and you turn out to be wrong.

Luis James
Luis James

Crosby isn't even at 1000 points yet

Is he a bust?

Caleb Ward
Caleb Ward

2 cups
2 gold medals
Don't think he'll kill himself any time soon
You should though

Jace Jenkins
Jace Jenkins

there were retards here who regularly argued toews was better than sid

Jack Gomez
Jack Gomez

How many gold medals do the Americans have during that time span?

Carter Flores
Carter Flores

why do either of you even post here

Mason Hughes
Mason Hughes

At game with my czech flag

Brandon Hill
Brandon Hill

the tripcunt would disappear in no time if people stopped replying to her, the problem is even one measly reply gives her enough validation to keep posting

Carter Stewart
Carter Stewart

honk honk

Nolan Sanchez
Nolan Sanchez

don't ever fucking reply to me again

Connor Lewis
Connor Lewis

Before the season started I was thinking Granlund would be a Vegas candidate. Even the most likely favorite out of Minnesota forwards; didn't think they'd protect them.
Looks like he'll stay put.

Robert Flores
Robert Flores

you should put the flag in the frame. That's a nice and european touch, to bring the flag of the country of a player you like who is not from the country of the championship.

kek, what was that?

Gavin Thomas
Gavin Thomas

You're a fucking retard.

Brayden Lewis
Brayden Lewis

what makes you think Vegas will take a forward? Minnesota has 5 Dmen who can play Top4

Sebastian Gomez
Sebastian Gomez

It's a honkey. (Isles meme)

Everyone hates honkeys.

Nathan Roberts
Nathan Roberts

Bruins best players are a 5'9 manlet and a finn goaler

I wasn't expecting this
when is Bergeron going to get good (offensively he is still selke material defensively)
its to early for him to regress ;_;

Caleb Lewis
Caleb Lewis

Flag too big

John Adams
John Adams

are you czech bro visiting the US or what's your deal

Tyler Kelly
Tyler Kelly

Hall literally shitting on the Devils

:(

Brody Nguyen
Brody Nguyen

he's just a fan of the Panthers or simply Jagr. He brought the flag to supprot Jagr. Nice Jagr dubs.

David Sanchez
David Sanchez

praha yes, but i live in ny

Ian Mitchell
Ian Mitchell

if you live in new york and aren't on vacation then I don't give a fuck go post on facebook you fag

Ryan Hernandez
Ryan Hernandez

can't be the only one who enjoys muh defensive forwards having bad offensive years. funny how it applies to Bergeron, Toews AND Kopitar at the same time

Jaxson Edwards
Jaxson Edwards

Ive lived in CR most of my life i know czech lol

Juan Cruz
Juan Cruz

Uhh I was complimenting a Canadian player
But considering you've never received one yourself it makes since you don't know how to take it

Jason James
Jason James

Since you're Czech, can you answer me why Vrana is such a bust?

Connor Russell
Connor Russell

found a glitch in nhl17!
finished a 3 on 3 overtime with an empty net, and after winning I clicked rematch, and it still said "empty net" in the new game...wasn't empty though

Justin Harris
Justin Harris

Bergeron to me isn't surprising (wasn't expecting this much of a regression)

Kopitar and Toews is fucking Hilarious since they are still in their prime (Toews is 28 Kopi is 29)

Bergeron is 31. He's got atleast 5 years left in the tank.

Also Pastrnak has regressed in goal scoring.
He's been stuck at 19 for a while.

Jayden Bailey
Jayden Bailey

he's not.
t. hershey bears season ticket holder

Aaron Cox
Aaron Cox

Granlund is living the american dream, overcoming his physical limits by hard work and dedication.

Liam Rogers
Liam Rogers

Here is your reply

Blake Ross
Blake Ross

Pastrnak was never as good as his start. He'll get back to a normal pace eventually.

Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

Can't play ppg in the ahl
As a 13 overall pick

Tell me again he's not busting

Isaac Myers
Isaac Myers

implying we give a fuck about the reg season
implying we won't go on a few win streaks and get in wherever
See you scrubs in the finals

Levi King
Levi King

Pastrnak is a Marchand babby

Jace Barnes
Jace Barnes

Finals
With Bong Bishit

kek

Kayden Miller
Kayden Miller

lmao keep backpedaling you motherfucker

Ryder Sullivan
Ryder Sullivan

sorry I thought you wanted to have an actual discussion rather than be a fag. go back to talking about matthews or mcdavid to no end

Gavin Stewart
Gavin Stewart

If Pastrnak becomes good for 30g 30a a year I'd be happy.

I still think he's the most underrated player out of his draft class.

atleast he's getting better defensively thats always a good sign.

Christopher Myers
Christopher Myers

tfw the future of Finnish hockey has been killed

Evan Stewart
Evan Stewart

How many Finns will be listed in the Top 100?

Hunter Parker
Hunter Parker

2, curry and salami

Jason Butler
Jason Butler

seriously, you all missed out on Philip Danault's goal against the Jets. I can't stop writing about it.

Owen Jones
Owen Jones

No we didn't

Chase Walker
Chase Walker

are you sure you weren't just using Henrik Lundqvist

Brandon Mitchell
Brandon Mitchell

hey /hoc/, patrik here

wish i was down there playing hockey instead of sitting here with my shitty gf

Wyatt Williams
Wyatt Williams

this and Ryan O' Reilly's goals will make 2016-2017 season highlights.

Luke Ramirez
Luke Ramirez

shitty gf

Not exactly a lot to choose from in SHitterpeg

Ian Jackson
Ian Jackson

He could have literally any slag in Winnipeg, but Pate is a wholesome young man and stays with his 3/5 hokkei player finn gf

Julian Hill
Julian Hill

Overpaid players:
1. RNH
2. Lucic
3. Ladd
4. Eberle
5. Sedin twins.
6. Crawford
7. Elliot
8. Nash
9. Toews
10. Perry

Alexander King
Alexander King

she looks bored, like she's only there to suck his little finnish dick and get money for overpriced shoes

Oliver Wright
Oliver Wright

plekanec
parise
emelin

Oliver Brown
Oliver Brown

The way you talk about a teenager is disconcerting.

Creep.

Joseph Long
Joseph Long

patrik stop showing me your chinese little girl cartoon images

Daniel Clark
Daniel Clark

Toews not top 5

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

Only reason Toews isn't top five is because he can at least provide defensive play and win faceoffs.

Brayden Morales
Brayden Morales

Looks like a downsy Anna Kendrick desu

Jaxson Watson
Jaxson Watson

sedin's aren't overpaid, they got a big long contract because they were supposed to get vancouver into or close to the finals a few times, which they did. you can justify their contract by looking back at what they've done for the team, unlike say RNH and Hall

seriously just look at her
that look on her face just screams "oh yeah that's really interesting. hey did you write those checks for the hair stylist and auto dealer yet?"

Landon Walker
Landon Walker

no Kane
no Kessel
no Pominville

No hockey knowledge.

Thomas Campbell
Thomas Campbell

3 coilers
kek

Eli Rivera
Eli Rivera

tfw you only buy non-star player jerseys

Ryan Long
Ryan Long

Where the fuck is Phaneuf? That jackass is making 7 million dollars to be shit.

Landon Richardson
Landon Richardson

Ryan should be listed before him, but no one cares about the Snes

Juan Stewart
Juan Stewart

while naming the canadian teams or the number of canadian teams i often forget the snes

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

have a cold
barely any sleep last night
extreme neck pain all day
OTC painkillers do nothing

Please bring me morphine or oxycontin or pot or a hug.

Wyatt Gonzalez
Wyatt Gonzalez

I rate American players

Jeremiah Moore
Jeremiah Moore

does kessel really belong there if a team he's not playing for is paying for some of it?

t. guy glad your name is back
you got a big post coming up soon

Elijah Nelson
Elijah Nelson

with the ducks Ryan was a consistent 30+ goal scorer
hasn't even come close in the 3+ seasons with the sens
What the fuck did they do to him?

Connor Anderson
Connor Anderson

kek

https://twitter.com/myregularface/status/819370115254759424

Josiah Barnes
Josiah Barnes

OH SHIT!

You're right, the laffs is paying Kessel 20% of his salary and retained his cap so the Pens could win a Cup and have a PPG player.

Colton Hernandez
Colton Hernandez

good post

Owen Phillips
Owen Phillips

with the cucks he either a) played with getzlaf and perry or b) played behind them and got soft minutes vs. third lines

both are comfy situations compared to being on a team without any legitimately elite Fs

Jose Bennett
Jose Bennett

same
I mean unless you count Spooner as a "star player"

Dominic Foster
Dominic Foster

yeah it's pretty fun

Ayden Cox
Ayden Cox

hang in there. Think of the pioneers. Watch the Revenant and you you will feel not any more pain.

Jonathan Carter
Jonathan Carter

what's up Kipperoni?

Levi Cox
Levi Cox

wtf is with this muh heritage shite

Cooper Campbell
Cooper Campbell

LEHKONEN

FUCKING

ELITE

Asher Mitchell
Asher Mitchell

lmfao the state of shorks management

how do you even fuck something like that up

Jonathan Parker
Jonathan Parker

Sharks fucked up their line cards, so they have to play the rest of the game with 5 defensemen

Brody Watson
Brody Watson

cut to laughing thornton

James Wilson
James Wilson

happens in boreball and golf from time to time. shit is dumb but hilarious

Lincoln Morgan
Lincoln Morgan

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Jason Ward
Jason Ward

Wait what the fuck seriously

Robert Perry
Robert Perry

yeah they pulled up müller but didn't put him on the card
thornton was ribbing him on cam as he walked to the back

Henry Butler
Henry Butler

nbc

Cooper Young
Cooper Young

fuck yes

saved

Christian Mitchell
Christian Mitchell

the pengs are repeating finland said

Jack Robinson
Jack Robinson

letting some literal who go end to end
Not even Laine can save that shitty ass team

Hudson Brown
Hudson Brown

Didn't he get some intestinal disease during the lockout or was that someone else? Might have fucked him up just enough along with just normal aging to make him useless.

Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Austin Martin
Austin Martin

why is pink and black the hitmen alt sweater

looks so much better than the home or away

John Anderson
John Anderson

p-pens will repeat
lmao
crosby will retire with only 2 cups

Evan Wright
Evan Wright

rush more exciting than the goal

4/10, not worth watching

Eli White
Eli White

needs subtitles

what the fuck is wrong with the Penguins? Are the capitals rusing us all?

Christopher Ramirez
Christopher Ramirez

It's just rest vs rust, Pens sat too long without any games.

Bye weeks were a mistake.

Elijah Stewart
Elijah Stewart

i am not watching the pens

please refrain from replying to me EVER again

Aiden Taylor
Aiden Taylor

SEETHING

Mason Bennett
Mason Bennett

meme maurice
i'll think of it
this is year is CANADIENS YEAR
Only fitting that the oldest team in the franchise wins the 100th championship of the NHL
Just like 1993

Sebastian Diaz
Sebastian Diaz

Crosby will finish with only 2 cups
So 2 more than Ovechkin?

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

he's obviously a butthurt Toewsfag

Connor Rogers
Connor Rogers

how are the habs going to win when price gets run through in game 2 of round 1?

Nathan Lopez
Nathan Lopez

Hello fellow Brit

Josiah Peterson
Josiah Peterson

Bring out the secret weapon.

Carson Torres
Carson Torres

I don't see how speaking french will win hokkei games desu

Connor Nelson
Connor Nelson

evgeni malkin

Cooper Baker
Cooper Baker

ey up duck

Daniel Perez
Daniel Perez

french
that's not really a secret, hopefully it never happens but you'll find out if we ever lose Price.

Easton Moore
Easton Moore

So was it acquired in the offseason? Because price got btfo last year and I didn't see any secret weapons then.
Unless tanking is a weapon.

Julian Murphy
Julian Murphy

the contingency plan is to sign patrick roy as emergency goalie, get montoytoy concussed and voila
ez cup

Alexander Adams
Alexander Adams

we fucked up back then by letting go of Dubnyk, he could have saved our asses, even Condon is doing better at Ottawa now.

Charles Anderson
Charles Anderson

https://youtu.be/NhXTqdAdKIE?t=52
americlaps

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

Looks like literally every jests player was caught flatfooted there

that byfuglien poke check attempt
You know you're a shit team when thats your #1D

Daniel Long
Daniel Long

f1eu4y

Anthony Flores
Anthony Flores

all those bulging veins in his forehead
rectum status: ravaged

John Smith
John Smith

i told you guys dubnyk was elite

he'd be the international goaile if he hadn't spent his entire NHL career to date putting out a garbage fire

Asher Scott
Asher Scott

dubnyk
I never understand why EDM managment were shitting on him every season.

Logan Hill
Logan Hill

it's easier to make the goalie your scapegoat than admit to flawed roster construction

Camden Moore
Camden Moore

>>165311190
Hey faggot

Jason Harris
Jason Harris

pongs

Kayden Ramirez
Kayden Ramirez

flim flam fans think they're at panto

Michael Long
Michael Long

7 points
24 AHL games
Who can stop this madman?

Jaxon Cook
Jaxon Cook

I see you are also awake for your daily 4am prayers to the Queen.

How many britposters visit this thread? Very rarely see any, are the rest of the britposts in this thread you, or is there another about?

Robert Howard
Robert Howard

Get drafted by your hometown team
Get lazy and fat

Why would anyone do this?

Asher Hill
Asher Hill

He was always lazy and fat, it just works in the WHL when you're running over kids 60 pounds lighter than you

Hunter Carter
Hunter Carter

bufflynn

Jordan Sanchez
Jordan Sanchez

i started posting at 2:30 when shorks/flims started
cba to scroll up and see if there's any other brit posts but those aren't from me anyway

i know of three brits who regularly post in /hoc/
me the bongshark, the flim flam scot, and one other but i forget his team

Parker Butler
Parker Butler

i'm british

columbian

Hudson Lopez
Hudson Lopez

boo

Brandon Gutierrez
Brandon Gutierrez

Reminder that it is guaranteed that the jackets hold their spot until Fraudday
However the jackets will win the cup
And BY cup I mean the Stanley cup not the Calder of the Nolan Patrick

Blake Roberts
Blake Roberts

oh go run backwards through a cornfield

Kayden Baker
Kayden Baker

new

/sp/thread/73606705#p73606705
/sp/thread/73606705#p73606705
/sp/thread/73606705#p73606705

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

Ovechkin will come to Columbus just to win a cup and will take less money

Henry Morgan
Henry Morgan

Solar Bears represented I see.

Grayson Turner
Grayson Turner

Hmm, interdasting. I'm a flim flams fan as they're my closest team, I'm on the south coast. Not been posting here for that long/mostly lurk anyway

Imposter

Brody Mitchell
Brody Mitchell

not based Gnocchi
top pleb

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