/heem/: benavidez edition

Joshua Roberts
Joshua Roberts

Upcoming events:

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Previous thread: /sp/thread/73596665#p73596665

News:

Henrique da Silva vs. Johnson, Caceres vs. Knight added to UFC on FOX 23
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/01/henrique-da-silva-vs-johnson-caceres-vs-knight-added-to-ufc-on-fox-23

Ricardo Lucas Ramos vs. Michinori Tanaka added to UFC Fight Night 104 in Houston
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/01/ricardo-lucas-ramos-vs-michinori-tanaka-added-to-ufc-fight-night-104-in-houston

Carla Esparza meets Randa Markos at UFC Fight Night 105 in Canada
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/01/carla-esparza-meets-randa-markos-at-ufc-fight-night-105-in-canada

All urls found in this thread:
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/01/henrique-da-silva-vs-johnson-caceres-vs-knight-added-to-ufc-on-fox-23
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/01/ricardo-lucas-ramos-vs-michinori-tanaka-added-to-ufc-fight-night-104-in-houston
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/01/carla-esparza-meets-randa-markos-at-ufc-fight-night-105-in-canada
https://streamable.com/yxccq
https://www.youtube.com/user/PowerfulJRE/live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wFK6JGUYRI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnOOYppMeGU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMfxI3r_LyA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQNmC1WVq2A
Jordan Morris
Jordan Morris

Good job, OP.

Lucas Cox
Lucas Cox

How badly is Khabib going to embarass him?

Owen Torres
Owen Torres

very badly

Nicholas Hughes
Nicholas Hughes

why didnt he just wrestlestall the rest of the round

Connor Adams
Connor Adams

Thanks OP

Nathaniel Jackson
Nathaniel Jackson

Very bad, he will ask for a verbal stoppage

Cap this

Dylan Thomas
Dylan Thomas

https://streamable.com/yxccq

what did he mean by this

Mason Jenkins
Mason Jenkins

@bokamotoESPN
Seventh time in a row, @TWooodley opens a betting underdog (vs. Thompson, UFC 209) . He's 4-1-1 in the last six.

bet the house on twood QUICK

Jace Wood
Jace Wood

/sp/thread/73596665#p73598955
His head is shaped like a pyramid

William Sanders
William Sanders

Thanks OP

Kevin Bailey
Kevin Bailey

Thanks OP. Schaub Bless

Lincoln Barnes
Lincoln Barnes

JJL is the underdog against Ansaroff

Odds that Ansaroff gets robbed again?

Brayden James
Brayden James

You're in the bathroom taking a piss at a UFC event and as you're leaving and fastening your belt this guy blocks your path, gets really close to your face, lick lips and whispers "wussup doo"

What's your reaction?

Jacob Taylor
Jacob Taylor

Grab him by the pussy

Cameron Robinson
Cameron Robinson

I'd look him in his eyes and tell him "tell me you didn't just do that"

Luke Rodriguez
Luke Rodriguez

Conor is pretty cool for a Manlet brother. Reminds me of Raymond Stereo. Conor is ready.

Christopher Cook
Christopher Cook

Nevada is using the new scoring criteria for 209, right?

If so, Woodley at underdog pricing is absolutely insane.

Hunter Hughes
Hunter Hughes

Watch on right hand

Carson Bennett
Carson Bennett

wow, what a body

Anthony Ortiz
Anthony Ortiz

we 5 March /heem/ naw

man Conor is so fucking shook
I will bounce your head off the c-canvas
he might be really fucked this time
laughing tom cruise jpeg

Carter Carter
Carter Carter

I don't know what a mirror is

Oliver Sanders
Oliver Sanders

Hahaha wow, delete your post user

Kayden Hill
Kayden Hill

time to suck deez big orish balls dana

Elijah Cooper
Elijah Cooper

ey rashad lemme aks u sumptin
wussup doo
you did not just get lori pregnant
yes I did you know i did

Adrian Turner
Adrian Turner

Tyron Woodley's mom reacting to one of his fights, lol

Evan Miller
Evan Miller

Heem yourself my man.

Angel Richardson
Angel Richardson

what

WHERE ARE THEY

Angel Thompson
Angel Thompson

How Shields has Nate's back
Based af, though he might not be the most interesting fighter to watch.

Isaiah Murphy
Isaiah Murphy

his wife is hot af desu

Luke Flores
Luke Flores

*barfs*

Michael Clark
Michael Clark

proof?

Ayden Brown
Ayden Brown

Kek. Better than Manny Pacquiaos mom. When she's at his fights she's praying, crying and doing weird shit. Also looks like a tranny.

Jonathan Thompson
Jonathan Thompson

Shield's has a pretty solid resume desu

Owen Harris
Owen Harris

Manlet
cuck that is literally raising his wife's son

Brody Sanders
Brody Sanders

He lost to Maia.

Nathaniel Robinson
Nathaniel Robinson

fat mom
created this

Bentley James
Bentley James

embarrassing lad

Logan Sanders
Logan Sanders

You now remember Uriah Hall

Jonathan Thompson
Jonathan Thompson

"No"

Chase Peterson
Chase Peterson

Give me reasons to believe that Pena won't TKO Shevchenko through g&p.

Nathan King
Nathan King

why would I do that

Jack Clark
Jack Clark

do-nothing top control wins rounds

t. Bigg Pigg

Jayden Taylor
Jayden Taylor

that 5 year undefeated streak
Okami
Condit
Pyle
Daley
Lawler
Hendo
kampmann

Then he lost to GSP but goes on to beat
Sexyyama
Woodley
Maia

Austin Collins
Austin Collins

/sp/thread/73596665#p73598980
such a crazy fucking /heem/
-fedor getting heemed
-comeback heem (hendo was rocked and feel to the floor
-short uppercut disguised h-bomb from behind
-kinda looks like fedor was coming to at the end so its appears a weird stoppage (it was a good one though)

Eli Johnson
Eli Johnson

when blacks mate it's like two dudes getting it on to make a baby so their offspring have double the testosterone

Lincoln Reed
Lincoln Reed

cuck

Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

we'll never see Herb Dean ref Krazy Horse against Uriah Hall

Jeremiah Martinez
Jeremiah Martinez

It has been 2 years since Nick last fought

Adam Watson
Adam Watson

the way hendo slides into rear side control to unleash that H-bomb

Fedor is a pride OG but that was a thing of beauty

Justin Morris
Justin Morris

ROIDS
O
I
D
S

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

it's been five years since Nick Diaz last won a fight

Bentley Ramirez
Bentley Ramirez

This is something I noticed growing up with blacks. The jacked ones always had obese mothers.

Mason Adams
Mason Adams

What is worse, being the same height as your significant other, or being in the same weight class as your significant other?

Brian Caraway and Tate both fight at 135 lol

Jeremiah Parker
Jeremiah Parker

It has been 10 years since Chuck Liddell last won a fight

Austin Cruz
Austin Cruz

high test

and where did you grow up lol

Nolan Carter
Nolan Carter

nigga u gay

Adrian Hall
Adrian Hall

Is there any other MMA fighter that has had a worst downfall that Liddell?

literally the king of UFC at the time
doesn't train, goes clubbing and drinking
loses his belt
gets ko'd 3 times in a row
forced to retire

Ethan Morris
Ethan Morris

brash against authority
some cunt on the panel takes umbrage and makes it her priority to ruin his career as much as possible
ban time gets reduced anyway
bitches and hoes, it never fails

Christopher Foster
Christopher Foster

Jones maybe?

Literally GOAT
Never really lost
On your way to breaking every single record in the book
DUDE DRUGS AND ROIDS LMAO

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

worst part is it was totally under his control

Grayson Ward
Grayson Ward

At least he went out in a blaze. BJ just kind of pathetically fizzled out.

Oliver Jenkins
Oliver Jenkins

Bigg pigg's and Pettis's have been pretty depressing so far

Connor Bailey
Connor Bailey

How did randleman' mom look like

Robert Gutierrez
Robert Gutierrez

Which fighter is this?

Angel Garcia
Angel Garcia

Is this Vietnamese?

Christian Moore
Christian Moore

Angela "Unstoppable" Lee
Singaporean/South Korean

Xavier Moore
Xavier Moore

Flyweight is such an awful division

Brody Jones
Brody Jones

implying his mom is fat
implying she isn't just perma bulking for the next strongman tournament

Easton Gomez
Easton Gomez

Nothing fucking changed.

Her septum is still ugly as fuck

Nathan Jones
Nathan Jones

Probably still some swelling.

Wyatt Scott
Wyatt Scott

probably still some swelling lad

she looks slightly cuter imo already

Kevin Morales
Kevin Morales

Damn Mia Li looking good.

Jayden Harris
Jayden Harris

Randleman was built like a 185'er if he didn't abuse the roids.

Bless his soul

Noah Thompson
Noah Thompson

You are seething white boi

Jordan Thompson
Jordan Thompson

Rude!

Christopher Stewart
Christopher Stewart

wow these are some hot ladies

Daniel Lopez
Daniel Lopez

LET IT GO TRAV!

Angel Young
Angel Young

CLINNNNCH

CLINNNNCH

Brayden Martinez
Brayden Martinez

Shut the fuck up, nerd.

Ian Sullivan
Ian Sullivan

Listen man *brings microphone close to his mouth* you looked stiff out there, absolutely horrible, Travis was hitting you with some hard shots, he had nice clean boxing and had a nice wide stance, you looked like the worst fighter I've ever seen in all my years of calling fights, I'd rather watch Maryna Moroz vs. Danielle Taylor rematch each other for the next century than have to call another fight of yours, and I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm telling you as a friend you're not a good fighter at all, he flattened you out and completely dominated you, you looked unimaginably stiff weren't prepared at all, your movement was atrocious, I worry about your commitment to anything fight related. Get out of here and never come back.

Asher Ross
Asher Ross

He replies to a post halfway down the thread to defend woodley

Wew I'm seething m8

Ryder King
Ryder King

COMBEENATION TRAV, TRAVIS LETS GO COMBEENATION! LETS GO!

Jason Lopez
Jason Lopez

Woodley is my boy so of course I'll defend him.

Xavier Harris
Xavier Harris

betting before weigh ins

What a fookin goof

Zachary Lewis
Zachary Lewis

Wonderboy opens as favorite in rematch

Mason Garcia
Mason Garcia

Wondermeme by first round KO

Charles Diaz
Charles Diaz

literally how?

Colton Thomas
Colton Thomas

MOVADA
What did he mean by this

Jackson James
Jackson James

He will have the casual money being bet on him.

Brody Jackson
Brody Jackson

I ain't gonna say I'm surprised that's what odds for the first fight should've been.

Isaiah Morales
Isaiah Morales

That's fine to have a boy, just don't be that guy that brings race into it.

Noah Stewart
Noah Stewart

Borg weighs in fat
wins
Pigg Rigg weighs in fat
loses

What did he mean by this?

Charles Lopez
Charles Lopez

t wood by first round stoppage. i want to see him fight some more people. get wonderboy back to heeming gatekeepers

Cooper Diaz
Cooper Diaz

Jesus Mark

Zachary James
Zachary James

100% full power Wonderboy

He's not holding back this fight T-wood

Grayson Gray
Grayson Gray

This, both of them were very timid round 1-3

Liam Lewis
Liam Lewis

I expect to see Wonderboy employ some kicks that aren't as easy to catch this time around. I still like him to win but it's fucking close man.

It's a great matchup.

Nolan Walker
Nolan Walker

In the south. I went to a majority black elementary school that was built in a black neighborhood during segregation. They were a closely knit community of southern churchgoer types with both parents and grandparents for the most part so it was a good experience.

Jonathan Watson
Jonathan Watson

Master of technique vs monstrous power and explosiveness.

They were correct to be timid.

Jordan Reed
Jordan Reed

Post YFW Bisping doesn't get his "superfight"

Nathaniel Morris
Nathaniel Morris

get your fucking bets in now boys

Jeremiah Thomas
Jeremiah Thomas

gains 10 pounds of muscle between 194 and 196

Camden Bailey
Camden Bailey

I noticed from watching some of Woodley's past fights that he starts getting timid and turtling up when facing a someone that starts outstriking him, definitely going to be interesting to see what happens

Isaac Nguyen
Isaac Nguyen

woodley gon punish dem white judges and vagas crackas

Evan Stewart
Evan Stewart

Thompson needed quick pressure to suffocate Woodley from round 1

Jose Rogers
Jose Rogers

He already got his "revenge" fight and almost got brutally heemed again.

Sebastian Reed
Sebastian Reed

Holy shit Masvidal is officially a boy.

Levi Allen
Levi Allen

tbf technical fighters usually win on the rematch, and wondermeme is the more technical fighter

Chase Collins
Chase Collins

whats a q tip

I googled it and it seems it has smth to do with clothes but I dont get the joke

Isaac Robinson
Isaac Robinson

God bless Masvidal, hope he takes a dump on Cowboy.

Jaxson Lewis
Jaxson Lewis

Try cotton swab, it's a merica thing

Ryder Murphy
Ryder Murphy

h-he was just holding back! hes gonna KO that god damn nigger this time i tell ya!

William Perez
William Perez

His opinion=WGAF

Alexander Perez
Alexander Perez

"This time I'm gonna knock Henderson down"
"Then give him a special gift of my own"
pillowfists to a decision after barely surviving 2 brutal assaults

Asher Brooks
Asher Brooks

They're the cotton picks you stick in your ears to clean them out.

Brayden Powell
Brayden Powell

He wouldn't do that he's a good guy

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

I can't believe they put >Go back to Mexico in a Disney movie.

Jason Long
Jason Long

*Dowses self with water before round begins*

Eli Lewis
Eli Lewis

bringing race into again

Christian Powell
Christian Powell

What a load of fucking bullshit

Parker Butler
Parker Butler

Being an outfighter doesn't make you technically better.

Connor Ortiz
Connor Ortiz

You do know you're not supposed to stick them in your ears right?

Noah Bailey
Noah Bailey

oh got it thnx

as Rogan would say
this shit is bad for your ears son

Jace Taylor
Jace Taylor

Can't believe I liked this fucker

Nathaniel Gray
Nathaniel Gray

I don't see what the big controversy is? He said himself he does this all the time when he trains. Some fighters like using an ice pack to cool off, others prefer using water. Yoel isn't the only one to do it.

John Lopez
John Lopez

I didn't give you permission to save my .jpg, if you ask nicely you may keep it

Ian Ward
Ian Ward

You now remember Schaub

Gabriel Hall
Gabriel Hall

I guess at least he wasn't acting like he did after beating Rockhold which I get for that occasion but he was a little smug after winning a decision after that fight.

Anthony Garcia
Anthony Garcia

UFC employed cutman *puts on too much Vaseline*
*refuses to leave stool*
*dabs*

Jaxson Cook
Jaxson Cook

i'm from peru, estupido

Jeremiah Fisher
Jeremiah Fisher

what the fuck do you /heem/ niggers think about GLORY

Ian Walker
Ian Walker

Schaub is just a turd UFC has not flushed yet

Parker Walker
Parker Walker

Kickboxing sucks

Christian Perry
Christian Perry

go to bed faggot.

Noah Morgan
Noah Morgan

Woodley hits him with two best shots of his life and chokes him for a minute and a half
still fails to finish him or even win
somehow this means he's gonna win the next one

Charles Thompson
Charles Thompson

wonderwoman is the favourite

Nolan Gomez
Nolan Gomez

Because it gave him extra time in between rounds you mong

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

Really, you googled q tip and you deduced that it "has something to do with clothes" ? Are you illiterate or just really stupid?

Aaron Johnson
Aaron Johnson

NATE THE GREAT!

NATE THE GREAT!

NATE THE GREAT!

Woodley thinks he has a chance at the MW title

Blake Taylor
Blake Taylor

how could i not when clearly tyron is the favorite yet bookies (who are almost always white) somehow mysteriously disagree?

Grayson Bailey
Grayson Bailey

So I've heard. I don't use them that often, just every now and then and I'm very careful when I do. I slide them in along the top of my ear canal and then lower them and pull them back out so I'm not pushing any of the wax in deeper.

Brody Turner
Brody Turner

Sorry man I just love me some Brink

Liam Sanders
Liam Sanders

*pulls your glove and rocks you with a bunch of illegal shots*
*gets obliterated in the next round anyway*
*bitches about how you're a cheater*

Dominic Campbell
Dominic Campbell

Goof

Noah Mitchell
Noah Mitchell

Thought it was dead, honestly.

Charles Morales
Charles Morales

He's fighting Sam "reddit" Alvey next

hope he heems the shit out of him, hate alvey with a passion desu

Jonathan Carter
Jonathan Carter

Listen man *brings microphone closer* you're just not a good fighter, you're a big guy sure but there's lots of big guys who shouldn't be fighters, you call yourself big brown and this reflects your fighting style quite accurately, watching you fight is like watching a big turd with hair and bad tattoos flail around the octagon. I've never seen anything so grotesque and it's never been an honor calling any of your fights. Your fight with Travis Browne was a literal nightmare, after he landed the first jab I just knew you were done for, you just don't know the basics of fighting at all, and I'm not saying all this to be mean, I'm saying this cause I'm your friend,

Oh I agree 100% for sure you're my boy but I disagree

You honestly should have just become a male stripper, you're not a funny comedian and you're a garbage fighter, I've seen you hit pads before and I wanted to claw my eyes out but out of respect I stayed behind. I doubt your commitment to anything, you have a glass chin, skidded footwork and non-existent head movement, you shouldn't be fighting at even an amateur level, I don't worry about you at all, you made a horrible career choice and should rethink your life.

Chase Hill
Chase Hill

Both were massively in the wrong.

Blake Richardson
Blake Richardson

Did masvidal feel a big schwab coming up when he posted this

Eli Ward
Eli Ward

Wonder if Disney still plays those older movies, I liked Brink most too

Sebastian Powell
Sebastian Powell

Inshallah, brother

Jackson Gray
Jackson Gray

It evened out. Not to mention the vaseline wasn't Romero's fault.

Brody Evans
Brody Evans

Used to love K-1 back in the day. Don't particularly care for Glory though. Japan did it better.

Zachary Green
Zachary Green

tfw non-murrifags don't know bout muh Brink

Evan Brown
Evan Brown

It is ok

Isaac Morris
Isaac Morris

Reminder:

/heem/ is a bully-free zone.

Ryan Moore
Ryan Moore

just dump some peroxide in there bud

Jose Clark
Jose Clark

Romero didn't grease though, just took a bit longer I would too if ref doesn't say to get up

Cameron Brooks
Cameron Brooks

You don't actually believe that?

It just needs a Fertitta brothers.

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

nasty

Benjamin Williams
Benjamin Williams

Only movie non-merricans know is Joe Dirt

Camden Cruz
Camden Cruz

Woodley hits him with two best shots of his life
lmao you dont actually believe this

Cameron Martin
Cameron Martin

The real culprit is Joe. He made such a HUGE deal out of the whole thing that it swayed people's opinions massively. Why didn't you say anything about the glove pull, you alpha-braining bold faggot?

Robert Collins
Robert Collins

Reminder if you're not cheating you arent even trying

The best guya cheat and get away with it. Romero is one of them, deal with it

Wyatt Reed
Wyatt Reed

They were clean, powerful and blacksplosive, Shit, Woodley thought he finished him. But you can downplay Wonderman's heart and durability if it makes you feel better.

Christopher Roberts
Christopher Roberts

wondermeme not getting mounted and TKO'd in the first round

Evan Young
Evan Young

No it isnt.

Jack Powell
Jack Powell

somehow this means he's gonna win the next one

That's exactly what it means dummy, how do people have wonderboy by KO when he didn't have Woodley hurt at any point? In fact, how did anyone have wonderboy by KO in the first fight???

Matthew Martinez
Matthew Martinez

Still 10/10.

Dominic Rodriguez
Dominic Rodriguez

tyron barely even touched him and the dude was flying all over the octagon. hes lucky he went for the choke and his puny little head was able to slip out. woodley should have just pounded his head into canvas

Kevin Rodriguez
Kevin Rodriguez

I never watch.

Zachary Campbell
Zachary Campbell

Tyron had the perfect gameplan that he executed perfectly and literally gave the best performance of his career
Stephen just went in with his usual stuff, got countered pretty bad
it still ended in a draw
Wonderman can only get better
Woodley can only get worse
there are ''''''''''people'''''''''' delusional enough to believe that Woodley is gonna do better

Jeremiah Brown
Jeremiah Brown

I think Angela Lee gave my phone yellow fever. How get rid of it? I don't even like Asian women, Asian fighters, Rizin, Pride, One, Dream or any other crap.

Angel Torres
Angel Torres

I used to hate alvey cause he's reddit's boy, but I love his pixie wife.

Asher Hall
Asher Hall

WTF I hate Brendan "Swab" Schaub now!

Daniel Jackson
Daniel Jackson

Record: 16-10-2
considered one of the GOATs in MMA

Why do americans have such low standards?

Jayden Perez
Jayden Perez

blacking out your town's name

Fucking pussy.

Justin Flores
Justin Flores

serbia making fight predictions

lmfaoo

Caleb Hernandez
Caleb Hernandez

He has a brain injury.

Lincoln Diaz
Lincoln Diaz

Did they show the replay of him holding the glove that night that could be why not sure.

Jacob Gutierrez
Jacob Gutierrez

Only pussies are afraid of cleaning their ears with a q tip.

Juan Baker
Juan Baker

Alright /heem/, Dana has agreed to use one of our HEEM memes for promotion. What does he use?

Daniel Davis
Daniel Davis

He fought only the best.

Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry

Coral Springs

William Butler
William Butler

perfect gameplan

Lol the perfect gameplan for Woodley would have been to wrestle more which he didn't you goofus.

Nolan Ramirez
Nolan Ramirez

No, user, roids created that.

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

State of casuals and sherdog warriors

Just say you haven't been watching for more than a year

Alexander Cruz
Alexander Cruz

3 steaks a day MINIMUM

Justin Wood
Justin Wood

Only pussies are afraid of cleaning their nose with a sinus sucker.

Zachary Davis
Zachary Davis

Where do you live bitch? Tell me and I'll go fuck your world up you little bitch.

Angel Young
Angel Young

wonderboy isnt a one dimensional striker
woodley didnt completely dominate him in grappling, then abandoning it after the first round
woodley wont just take him down and pound him out

Nathan Sullivan
Nathan Sullivan

I meant to ask, does anyone know when today's episode of JRE starts?

Ian Robinson
Ian Robinson

I'm stating the fact, and questioning you. Because you apes seem to think Woodley is gonna do even better when he caught Wonderboy completely by surprise the first time, milked it for all it's worth and still failed to get the job done.

Robert Morales
Robert Morales

Rancho Palos verdes, CA. You aint gonna do shit.

Liam Jenkins
Liam Jenkins

Yea, i'm sure Woodley could have easily resorted to wrestling again, but chose not to, for some dumb reason. A couple of dwellers on Sup Forums certainly have better fight IQ then the fucking welterweight champion of the world.

Oliver Lee
Oliver Lee

lol no one ever knows. It starts when it starts. Good reminder though, I forgot Mauro was on today.

Dominic Smith
Dominic Smith

Giant projector playing this

Grayson Richardson
Grayson Richardson

"it's easy to wrestle wonderboy"

Samuel Ward
Samuel Ward

Odds of Woodley fighting emotional and getting clipped?

Camden Nguyen
Camden Nguyen


I work at the docks in long Beach. Pull up. Let it happen.

Nolan Robinson
Nolan Robinson

Wonderboy has faced a bunch of wrestle boxers already. Woodley was near perfect against a karateka the FIRST time around

You tell me how that bodes for Wonderbread next time you extra chromosome """"whiteboy""""

Nolan Johnson
Nolan Johnson

apes

knew it. youre just a racist troll.

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

What are you even talking about? you're clearly confused. You just said it was the "perfect gameplan" when it wasn't, the perfect gameplan isn't to go out there and try and outstrike a kickboxer which is what Woodley was doing for 95% of the fight.

You honestly don't know a damn thing you're talking about when it comes to analyzing fights.

Asher Smith
Asher Smith

THE DISRESPECT

Ayden James
Ayden James

Whats up with everyone pretending to be dockfag these days?

Matthew Collins
Matthew Collins

Yeah Matt Brown did it pretty well, or was that before your time?

Angel Gomez
Angel Gomez

yes I dee

Noah Powell
Noah Powell

racebaiter calls anyone else racist
ape is only a derogatory term for black people
questioning your public felatio of T-Wood makes me a troll
[email protected] life, also love how you just ASSUMED apes meant black people, and i'm racist.

Ayden Butler
Ayden Butler

Fuck off back to r/mma, pussy. This isnt your safespace hugbox, bitch.

Parker Ortiz
Parker Ortiz

welterweight champion of the world
you got that right lil boy

Chase Scott
Chase Scott

Literally your words

Levi Ortiz
Levi Ortiz

Conor called Aldo Brazilian monkey didn't he?

Levi Gutierrez
Levi Gutierrez

That's not adan. Adan doesnt use capital letters.

Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan

I don't even like Asian women

Cooper Kelly
Cooper Kelly

What a lucky god damn manlet

Jaxson Fisher
Jaxson Fisher

Woodley by KO this time.

Free money

Jaxson Hughes
Jaxson Hughes

Woodley is my boy now

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

I don't know man. I'm chilling in my pickup truck right now now on lunch break. Don't know why they hate on me.

Owen Lopez
Owen Lopez

STIOPIC HAS THAT IMMIGRANT MENTALITY YOU COCKSUCKAS

David Collins
David Collins

Why does everyone cream their pants over megan? She's a solid 7/10 at best

Angel Perry
Angel Perry

Wonderboy is just gonna let himself get wrestlefucked for 5 rounds
Sure.
What are you even talking about?
That if Woodley could just have resorted to wrestling he would have. He got the first takedown by catching a kick, at which point Thompson got cautious. It made it easier for Woodley to strike, but tell me what would have happened if he shot for a takedown.
You honestly don't know a damn thing you're talking about when it comes to analyzing fights.
Retard would unironicaly advise Woodley to shoot on Wonderboy
criticizes anyone else

Josiah Reyes
Josiah Reyes

lmao

I had boy bias; nobody can be objective when affected by boy bias

Samuel Phillips
Samuel Phillips

Because she has a likeable personality and seems attainable?

Isaac Rivera
Isaac Rivera

implying he doesn't have an elephant trunk holding an apple hanging from his legs

Oliver Diaz
Oliver Diaz

Leave this open in another tab and when it starts you'll hear it,

https://www.youtube.com/user/PowerfulJRE/live

Ian Stewart
Ian Stewart

tfw screencapping all the serb's posts and gonna shitpost it after woodley punishes wondermeme

Oliver Phillips
Oliver Phillips

has a likeable personality?

Gavin Rodriguez
Gavin Rodriguez

I respect Woodley, it's you faggots i got a problem with. Notice how i never said Stephen was gonna win, either, just the facts, which are he has a lot more room to improve his gameplan whereas Woodley pretty much did everything right the first time around.

Jonathan Stewart
Jonathan Stewart

I like petite mediterranean

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

What the fuck have you losers been up to?

Asher Sanders
Asher Sanders

pretty much did everything right minus these major things I was wrong about

LOL

Elijah Scott
Elijah Scott

save it with the passive aggresive tone. you know exactly what you were doing.

Lincoln Bailey
Lincoln Bailey

you are insane

she's as cute and pure as it gets

Dylan Brooks
Dylan Brooks

Yea, surprised there wasn't a huge shitstorm, probably because Aldo kinda does look like a monkey.

Brody Rodriguez
Brody Rodriguez

Sad.

Colton Wood
Colton Wood

I see where you're going buddeh, but that's from yesterday. Mauro Ranallo is today's guest.

Jason Taylor
Jason Taylor

arguing over wonderboy thompson and forcing angela lee pictures

Christian Rogers
Christian Rogers

I'm not a loser but it went to a really really low

Blake Hill
Blake Hill

Good tip. thanks.

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

It's the live link. It still has yesterday's title but it will start playing today's episode automatically when it starts.

Nigger.

Ian Morris
Ian Morris

he would have

Except that he himself says looking back at the fight he feels like an idiot for not wrestling more cause it worked out so well.
His own words, not some Serbian making up stuff about a sport he clearly has no clue about.

It's hard to take down wonderboy

Based on what exactly, he got taken down and whooped in the first round, Woodley should have done that more cause he's the best wrestler in the division with 20 years experience but he kept it on the feet and he still knocked him down twice.

How anyone can come from that fight and say wonderman has the advantage going into the rematch is beyond me. The guy who nearly got finished has the advantage? How does that sort of backwards reasoning work exactly?

It's like when DC fought Gus, and he was throwing him all around the octagon for 2 rounds and then decided to stop wrestling completely and just box, and he nearly lost the fight. Get some MMA knowledge in that thick skull my guy.

Dominic Hughes
Dominic Hughes

His 3 day ban is up

Oh boy he comes the autism brigade. Good thing you weren't here yesterday cause it'd have been much worse you mega-autist.

Nathan King
Nathan King

But he was born in America Joey

Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

someone post the sneaker guru shob pasta, i need a good laff

Colton King
Colton King

idiot

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

Sorry if facts hurt, bucko. Woodley looked perfect, while it really wasn't Stephen's best performance. Who knows, maybe he doesn't get heemed. What i hate is seeing that knockdown reposted over and over again to hype T-Wood up, when the round ended with Wonderman absorbing everything Woodley had and pounding his head into the canvas.

Logan Ortiz
Logan Ortiz

If you're wrong about this, I will heem you.

Owen Sanders
Owen Sanders

I'm reticent to bet on that one, but I'll probably toss 30 bucks on Woodley this time. Love me some Wondermeme but unless he can KO Woodley, I don't see what he can do.

Triggering the fuck out of people with the "U mad Whitebois" meme
Classic.

What went to a low, life or /heem/?

I wasn't banned, you dork.

Matthew Sanchez
Matthew Sanchez

Sure. Not like i'm making some obscenely bold prediction like ''Stephen is gonna heem him in the first''. Just saying what's known at the time.

David Brooks
David Brooks

You queers better know your place or I'll post my fucken timecard again!

Are you scared yet? Do you WANT me to post my fucken timecard again? Cause I'll fucken do it and then you'll be crying all day, AGAIN

Parker Cooper
Parker Cooper

when the round ended with Wonderman absorbing everything Woodley had and pounding his head into the canvas.

Can you look at the end of this webm and explain to me exactly how Wonderbread hitting Tyron's elbows is him pounding his head into the canvas?

Jason Ramirez
Jason Ramirez

youre clearly trolling now fuck off

Nicholas King
Nicholas King

Champs by the end of 2017:
Johnson
Cody
Holloway
Khabib
Thompson
Romero
Jones
Miocic

Hudson Powell
Hudson Powell

Don't be fucking stupid, the only color bookies and gamblers see is green.

Lucas Wright
Lucas Wright

Triggering the fuck out of people with the "U mad Whitebois" meme
Classic.

It's not classic it's MEAANNN!

Gavin Morris
Gavin Morris

Why did you (you) me boy?

Connor Anderson
Connor Anderson

Thompson
Miocic
Khabib
Cody
Holloway

Doubt

Jose Adams
Jose Adams

Like what?
Except that he himself says looking back at the fight he feels like an idiot for not wrestling more cause it worked out so well.
Except it worked out so well cause he surprised Wonderboy by catching a kick, at which point he got extremely cautious. He didn't have another opportunity like that.
Based on what exactly, he got taken down and whooped in the first round
Again, by a masterful but SURPRISE takedown which Woodley couldn't repeat. He would have had to shoot on him, which would have been a bad idea.
The guy who nearly got finished has the advantage?
The guy who nearly got finished, ended the round where he almost got killed on top and got a draw? Your semantics are cute, but there's a huge difference between being saved by the bell and what Thompson did.
Get some MMA knowledge in that thick skull my guy.
Keep ignoring what i'm posting my boy.

Chase King
Chase King

I like Wonderboy a lot but at the end of 4th he wasn't punching Woodley at all, he just managed to get on top and Joe started yelling dumb shit like Stephen was dropping bombs.

Colton Wright
Colton Wright

Is Bisping going to keep ducking Homero?

Thomas Edwards
Thomas Edwards

Born on British soil

He's British lad

Colton Wilson
Colton Wilson

Kek, I know this guy from Ohio who bet 350$ on Brunson.

James, I know you're shitposting here you dork. Post slip.

Adrian Hernandez
Adrian Hernandez

Exaggeration, nevertheless, he ended it pounding on a gassed Woodley. Woodley is a beast, but give Stepehen his credit too.
This level of denial is unreal.

Adrian Moore
Adrian Moore

*tips fedor*

Grayson Nelson
Grayson Nelson

It's still a big deal considering what he just absorbed. Just ending in a dominant position on a gassed Woodley speaks volumes.

Noah Diaz
Noah Diaz

Woodley is a bad match-up for karate man. A power puncher who can wrestle has always been bad news for that kind of style.

See: Machida vs. Romero

Christopher Johnson
Christopher Johnson

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

Kevin Baker
Kevin Baker

True that. I hope he ends up koing Woodley in the second one.

Dylan Butler
Dylan Butler

RARE
r
a
r
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Kevin Allen
Kevin Allen

Like what

You literally just admitted you were wrong on multiple things

except it worked out so well because he caught a kick

And? The point being that he's going to actively wrestle more rather than just wait to catch a kick

SURPRISE

What does this have to do with anything? Meaningless

Lol you're making absolutely no sense at all in what you're saying. It's just "Wonderbboy will win b-b-because i said so!!!!"

Luke Allen
Luke Allen

Why is it this is the only thing Peru comes and posts?

Jeremiah James
Jeremiah James

Are British bases British soil or are you just renting them ?

Carter Gutierrez
Carter Gutierrez

A power puncher who can wrestle has always been bad news for that kind of style
Then why did he kill Hendricks before Johnny got just'd? Why did he beat Rory, who was a top tier fighter and had a win over Woodley? Their fight opened my eyes about how elite Woodley trully is, but i also felt like Stephen bought too much into his own meme and thought he was just gonna style his way to victory, and got surprised by Woodley putting on a fucking show. I just feel that Stephen could, and hopefully has, made some adjustments.

Camden Evans
Camden Evans

You seem upset.

Dylan Fisher
Dylan Fisher

where he almost got killed on top

One of the biggest misconceptions ever about that fight.

Up there with "OH KHABIB GOT ROCKED THERE MIKE!"

Alexander Scott
Alexander Scott

Are British bases British soil or are you just renting them ?

What?

Brandon Richardson
Brandon Richardson

Is roid Jesus going to keep ducking USADA?

Tyler Roberts
Tyler Roberts

Wonderbread hooded fanboys startin to realize reality

#AndStill

Aiden Richardson
Aiden Richardson

Yes

Jaxon Hall
Jaxon Hall

Like do you need a passport to go into one of those or is it just a place in Cyprus that your military rents just like they would rent office space

Liam Martinez
Liam Martinez

before Johnny got just'd

Lol what? Johny was already USADA'd by the time he fought Thompson. It clearly wasn't even close to the same fighter, and people were using this same lame comparison the first time to say Wonderboy would win by KO in round 1 when they're not even the same **TYPE*** of wrestler. Woodley shoots for power takedowns while all Johny does is smother people against the cage

Dominic James
Dominic James

The point being that he's going to actively wrestle more rather than just wait to catch a kick
Yea, go crazy, just shoot on Wonderboy. It worked out AMAZINGLY well for Hendricks and Rory.
What does this have to do with anything? Meaningless
That if he shoots on Wonderboy like a retard he's in for a long night?
Lol you're making absolutely no sense at all
That's because you're stupid as fuck.
It's just "Wonderbboy will win b-b-because i said so!!!!"
Please link to the post where i said Stephen is gonna win.

Gabriel Fisher
Gabriel Fisher

I'm so happy we get to do this all over again kek.

Oliver Lopez
Oliver Lopez

We own Cyprus, so we can put anything were ever we feel like

Connor Stewart
Connor Stewart

The entirety of Europa is rightful British soil, and much of the rest of the world.

Thomas King
Thomas King

tfw Wonderboy walks out to this and heems Tyrone Niggerly in the first engagement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wFK6JGUYRI

Grayson Smith
Grayson Smith

implying you wouldn't

Nathaniel Barnes
Nathaniel Barnes

What, that Wonderboy had the dominant position at the end of the round? Please enlighten me, how is that a misconception.

Parker Barnes
Parker Barnes

He was in great shape, though, not what he has become now.

William Howard
William Howard

Hendricks ain't Woodley today, Rory probably shot in once and did a bunch of meme rolls

that if he shoots on Wonderboy like a retard

That has nothing to do with the post I quoted

please link to the post

Im not as stupid as you are, ""whiteboy"", I understand words, and your words clearly imply that Wonderbread will BTFO Woodley

Howd that work first time??

#AndStill

Aaron Peterson
Aaron Peterson

BRAZEEW

Ryan Thompson
Ryan Thompson

woah wtf!!!!

Cameron Mitchell
Cameron Mitchell

Just another cheeto fingered nerd jealous of Schaub's success. He is a journeyman fighter whilst Schaub is a self made multi millionaire, a certified badass, a t-shirt mogul, sneaker expert, one of the most promising stand up comics and one half of the most successful podcast in the world

Kayden Hall
Kayden Hall

SEE YU SOON BOII

Justin Garcia
Justin Garcia

/sp/thread/73596665#p73599572
dude MMA is the best because when you're with 10 of your friends and 1 retarded idiot is talking shit it's great

now replace it with 10 guys on 1 guy at his table and see how useful wrestling is

why not just punch or kick him in this situation?

Nathaniel Davis
Nathaniel Davis

Oh Yeah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnOOYppMeGU

Ryan Turner
Ryan Turner

tfw you will never experience a UFC event with a group of your buddies because you dont have any

Hudson Davis
Hudson Davis

YUST AZ SOON AZ I CAN GET OFFA DIS STOOL

Tyler Gutierrez
Tyler Gutierrez

Woodley Wonderboy reminds of me of Shogun-Machida

Prancy Karate boy somehow sneak in a favorable decision even though everybody know he didnt win

In the rematch prancy karate boy get knocked the fuck out, just like wonderbread will

#AndStill

Joseph Wood
Joseph Wood

Implying Tyrone has the balls to rush like shogun did

Jordan Collins
Jordan Collins

The Machida fights and the Tuna fight are literally the only 3 fights in the UFC Shogun has looked good in

Colton Morris
Colton Morris

You realize that fighting anyone 10v1 is going to end badly for the one person, right?

Like 10 schmucks bumrushing Mike Tyson are going to beat him up

Josiah Thomas
Josiah Thomas

How did he get away with this again?
Is this to understand that anyone can sit their ass off as long as they please?

Evan Cooper
Evan Cooper

You just said that he was killing him on top, when he wasn't, he was punching the ground and Woodley's elbows, flailing around like a woman doing zero damage

Evan Clark
Evan Clark

your a fat white american that loves black mma fighters, it's very strange tbqh

Robert Russell
Robert Russell

Do people actually like Tyron or is it just a meme to get (you)s?

Brayden Morgan
Brayden Morgan

mfw I take a yuge Schaub

Carson Hall
Carson Hall

I understand words, and your words clearly imply that Wonderbread will BTFO Woodley
Your delusions and projections are not my concern. I'm stating the facts. Now, link or shut the fuck up.

Easton Lee
Easton Lee

Good comparison. Though I'm sure 95% of /heem/ wasn't watching MMA when that fight happened.

Lucas Howard
Lucas Howard

>>73600535
Calm los huevos y sigue tragando cuoy

Josiah Martinez
Josiah Martinez

yeah so that goofs example of wrestling being useful in the street is shit, the guy was never going to lose the fight with 10 guys there on 1 dyel moron

Kayden Hughes
Kayden Hughes

You included

Andrew Peterson
Andrew Peterson

you are either backtrackin or you dont how to speak english right

either way youre clearly implyin that wonderboy was gonna whoop woodley's ASS

stfu and gtfo here bitch, nobody got time for your annoying lying bitch ass

Adrian Robinson
Adrian Robinson

This is ACCURATE

Caleb Ramirez
Caleb Ramirez

He was in great shape

No he wasn't. He had a bad weight cut and he got blown out.

Actually Thompson has fought the absolute worst versions of Hendricks, Ellenberger and Rory. Not to take away anything from these wins but that's just the facts.

Samuel Richardson
Samuel Richardson

No, i said Wonderboy almost got killed and ended up on top. Learn to read.

Eli Green
Eli Green

Hendricks had the best weight cut of his career against Wonderboy. He still looked smaller than normal and lost a step

Still a quality win in my book

John Johnson
John Johnson

Those are some good points. I feel Woodley is stoking the fire with Wonderboy with all this shit talk might regret it.

Xavier Hall
Xavier Hall

Woodley vs Wonderboy will sell 50k PPV max. It's an OG battle no one cares about.

Colton Sullivan
Colton Sullivan

Are you confused? Should i write in simpler words? I'm merely stating that Wonderboy has more room for improvement and that people claiming Woodley is gonna kill him even worse don't really have ground to stand on. Everything else is your own fabrications.

Austin Torres
Austin Torres

lol keep backtrackin bitch makes you look even dumber when #ANDSTILL is announced and you not so secret racist whiteboys get stfu

talk english better next time bitch

Eli Scott
Eli Scott

People were losing their minds the first time around. It's a good seller, not Conor Nate but good.

Brody Sanders
Brody Sanders

Thompson needs to keep calling Woodley Tyrone, it TRIGGERS him so bad

Kevin Thomas
Kevin Thomas

people

You mean the 500 fans that were watching MMA back then?

Connor Watson
Connor Watson

The cut against Wonderboy was good.
Actually Thompson has fought the absolute worst versions of Hendricks, Ellenberger and Rory.
Edmund Jake
post-USADA Johnny
deleted Rory
Well shit, not even gonna try to argue with you on that one.

Samuel Baker
Samuel Baker

UFC 209
No Diaz Brother

DELET THIS CARD

Chase Robinson
Chase Robinson

Le mandrama PPV sales brigade is back

Luke Allen
Luke Allen

I wouldn't be surprised at all if it sold 500k. Especially if they can get Khabib and Ferguson to fight which they should be announcing very soon.

Jordan Gomez
Jordan Gomez

lol keep backtrackin bitch makes you look even dumber when #ANDSTILL is announced and you not so secret racist whiteboys get stfu

talk english better next time bitch

Ryan Lee
Ryan Lee

You're the only one here bringing up race. And nobody is backtracking, my points are exactly the same as they were when i started.

Ayden Perez
Ayden Perez

T-Wood hits so hard it will make you wonder, boy!

Brandon Butler
Brandon Butler

Dana claims he offered him Robbie.

Jack Martinez
Jack Martinez

"Hello Dana,it's me. It's about Cerrone....the every other week experiment is over. Pull the plug. Masvidal must win"

Nicholas Davis
Nicholas Davis

If Khabib vs Ferguson isn't 5 rounds as well then it's bullshit

Brandon Carter
Brandon Carter

Everbody know what you said so shut it aint nobody wanna hear what else you gotta say bitch

William Rodriguez
William Rodriguez

Bet they make interm belt just to give em main event

John Kelly
John Kelly

I have to be honest lads, I'm not feeling too good about Cowboy in this one. Not that he can't be Masvidal, but he just got done fighting a war with Matt Brown and this is a very fast turnaround.

Julian Price
Julian Price

Back up doot
Back up doot

Adrian Cruz
Adrian Cruz

"DANA! 60 Ms baby! HAHA"

Kevin Sullivan
Kevin Sullivan

Back when? 205?

Zachary Gomez
Zachary Gomez

Can you even call that miserable thing he did in the UFC a "career"?

Evan Bennett
Evan Bennett

Do you not understand how important it is for the UFC to actually be profitable or are you just retarded and wanted an excuse to say "mandrama"?

Justin Campbell
Justin Campbell

Everbody know what you said
Well yes, because they can read and don't have to project everywhere.

Anthony Brooks
Anthony Brooks

This is exactly why MMA will never become a mainstream sport.

On one hand, we have a handsome athletic stud with near perfect technique throwing a beautiful spinning elbow. On the other hand, we have a fat hairy hillbilly spamming a sloppy left hook over and over again before connecting. Very unsatisfactory to watch

Chase Gomez
Chase Gomez

Thanks for agreeing with me, now shut ya mouth

Leo Taylor
Leo Taylor

To be profitable
Le every card that doesn't have Magiga and Ronda is gonna do 20k buys

Just stop, you're an embarrassment.

Tyler Wood
Tyler Wood

They probably will and I will be glad only because it would make it a 5 round fight. That being said it would be complete horseshit to put up an interim title so quickly after a champ has been crowned. Especially when said champion has a perfectly valid reason not to fight at the moment. Even more so when said champion has been one of the most active fighters on the roster in recent years.

Nicholas Wood
Nicholas Wood

what was he climbing when he got KOed???

Ryan Edwards
Ryan Edwards

Woodley vs. Thompson is the main event

Lucas Rodriguez
Lucas Rodriguez

He doesn't know Ben Rothwell has the Level 4 Vengeful Perk

Still my favorite mini pasta

Jordan Price
Jordan Price

Maybe he should keep his fucking hands up when he is fighting in a division where every last man you face can knock out anybody in the world with one clean shot.

Ryan Russell
Ryan Russell

The invisible ladder.

In one screenshot it also looks like he's serenading.

Gavin Sullivan
Gavin Sullivan

we have a handsome athletic stud with near perfect technique

Hey Jamie could you put up that footage from the Browne and Brandon fight

Oh for sure 100% man I was tagging him with some nice leg kicks

Listen man *brings microphone close to his mouth*

You looked just really stiff out there, stiff as a board, you can see how good Travis was compared to you, you looked like you'd never hit pads in your entire life, you were literally a heavybag with eyeballs out there, chin up in the air, awkward footwork and the worst head movement I've ever seen Tecia Torres vs. Paige Vanzant.

Realistically I can't see you beating any of the guys who fight in Bellator, WSOF, Rizin, how do you think you'd do in a straight up jiu jitsu fight against Gabi Garcia?

Oh for sure I think you'd be surprised

Really you think so? I think you'd be surprised, I think she'd mess you up. There's a whole bridge between you and a guy who just walked into a gym for the first time, are you comfortable with knowing how horrible you are as a fighter? are you okay with being KO'd in your next 10 fights? Cause it could very well happen.

I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm telling you as a friend you're not a good fighter at all, he flattened you out and completely dominated you, you looked unimaginably stiff weren't prepared at all, your movement was atrocious, I worry about your commitment to anything fight related.

Get out of here and never come back.

Charles Campbell
Charles Campbell

I still dont know how Sage did this

Austin Wilson
Austin Wilson

What's this new meme about

Christian Rivera
Christian Rivera

It should be a 5 round co-main event imo

Give the people what they are paying for and start puttting at least 2, 5 round fights on each card.

Xavier Wright
Xavier Wright

kek I love when haters get BTFO

Parker Carter
Parker Carter

Yef!

Dylan King
Dylan King

That might be one of the saddest fencing responses ever.

Josiah Thompson
Josiah Thompson

How fucked is Hunt with the UFC case on the scale of 1-10?

Ryan Gutierrez
Ryan Gutierrez

It's #1 vs #2, both fighters on huge streaks. The winner is basically guaranteed a title shot in his next fight. This should be 5 rounds regardless.

Charles Rivera
Charles Rivera

Can one of you archive wizards find the thread from when Joe gave Brandon the talk?

Jackson Stewart
Jackson Stewart

what are the details?

James King
James King

10:1 they settle for 2 obvious reasons

1. If they win the judge will explain why Hunt lost and other fighters will learn from this and devise claims that fall within the outlined rules of how to win
2. they could lose

Which fighter personifies this song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMfxI3r_LyA

Jaxon Kelly
Jaxon Kelly

Nobody said that you dumbass

If you can't realize that filling up a Portland show with 6k in an almost 20k arena and unspectacular TV numbers is not how to run a business. I don't even need to assume your paygrade

Luis Perez
Luis Perez

/heem/?
Yeah /heem/ lad. This place literally went to utter shit

Gabriel Garcia
Gabriel Garcia

I'm really enjoying these microphone distance reducing posts.

Tyler Nguyen
Tyler Nguyen

So fucked that they are tossing him back into the cage against Reem. He has no chance.

William Parker
William Parker

May the Dock Orc grant your souls with great fortune

Dock Orc bless

Elijah Edwards
Elijah Edwards

Why would he be fucked at all?

Anthony King
Anthony King

Brick fist Hunto has a good chance of dropping glass jaw Reem

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

will UFC let him be uber for this fight just to fuck over hunto?

Michael Foster
Michael Foster

check flag

why am I not surprised

Isaac Adams
Isaac Adams

For sure they settle and Hunt signs an NDA.

Not sure the answer to your question. That song just makes me wanna play GTA V.

Carter Flores
Carter Flores

mfw reem weighs in at 264.5 and 11% bodyfat
mfw he passes all the tests

Tyler Baker
Tyler Baker

That guy was right you need to stop.

Oh look the sperg is here to summon the other spergs. So much for the pleasant discussion we were having.

Jonathan Johnson
Jonathan Johnson

gooby bless

Lincoln Howard
Lincoln Howard

THEY GAVE HIM THE SHIT THEY FEED TO PITBULLS TO MAKE THEIR FUCKIN HEADS GROW!!!!!!

HE JUST CAME OFF OFF FUCKING ROCKET FUEL!!!

Leo Powell
Leo Powell

Ill split your pip boy

Samuel Garcia
Samuel Garcia

that guy

Fuck off, faggot. You made a complete non argument. Enjoy the welfare checks shit for brains

James Diaz
James Diaz

Mediocre

Juan Martinez
Juan Martinez

I didnt make argument, I just read what you said about portland and then read the post you were replying to and chimed in so you'd know you were outnumbered.

Ryder Myers
Ryder Myers

def

MMA nerds are tards and dont know 90% of cases settle before trial

And a case like this is better to settle for both parties so it's obvious it will be

Although Hunt might tell his lawyers to get fucked if he's really in it on principle, which as a fob is possible cause they are kinda like that

Jason Young
Jason Young

Do you think PPVs are held in 6k arenas? How dumb are you?

Daniel Williams
Daniel Williams

New Zealand can have Mark Hunt back.

Joshua Cook
Joshua Cook

tfw Wonderboy is my boy
tfw Woodley is also my boy

Why can you faggots only like 1?

They're both pretty GOAT

Ayden Baker
Ayden Baker

GOAT means nothing around here, people consider BJ Penn GOAT.

Josiah Morris
Josiah Morris

Hopefully he settles then he can go fight cans in Rizin. pic related

Isaac Foster
Isaac Foster

I keep telling you goofs I'm keeping this place together, having to put up with me is the least of the problems.

Gabriel Wilson
Gabriel Wilson

They're both pretty GOAT

Ryan Torres
Ryan Torres

What's a "fob"? To me it means forward operating base.

Hunt would bleed his life savings trying to win a trial against the UFC. Shit, he's probably gonna get bled pretty bad just paying his attorneys to hammer out the settlement.

Adam Nguyen
Adam Nguyen

Still literally not an argument, dumbass

Uh no, learn how to read next time jackass, once you do that, re-read what I said, then you can safely apologize to me for wasting my time with that load of BS

Adam Gutierrez
Adam Gutierrez

Listen man *brings microphone closer* you're just not a good fighter, you're a big guy sure but there's lots of big guys who shouldn't be fighters, you call yourself big brown and this reflects your fighting style quite accurately, watching you fight is like watching a big turd with hair and bad tattoos flail around the octagon. I've never seen anything so grotesque and it's never been an honor calling any of your fights. Your fight with Travis Browne was a literal nightmare, after he landed the first jab I just knew you were done for, you just don't know the basics of fighting at all, and I'm not saying all this to be mean, I'm saying this cause I'm your friend,

Oh I agree 100% for sure you're my boy but I disagree

You honestly should have just become a male stripper, you're not a funny comedian and you're a garbage fighter, I've seen you hit pads before and I wanted to claw my eyes out but out of respect I stayed behind. I doubt your commitment to anything, you have a glass chin, skidded footwork and non-existent head movement, you shouldn't be fighting at even an amateur level, I don't worry about you at all, you made a horrible career choice and should rethink your life.

Aiden Gomez
Aiden Gomez

Someone needs to make a youtube compilation of the GOAT Q&A moments.

Henry Wood
Henry Wood

don't mind him, he comes from many generations of inbreeding

Wyatt Mitchell
Wyatt Mitchell

What point are you trying to make exactly? Do you really believe in your heart UFC 209 is gonna do 50k buys? Is that how dumb things have gotten around here?

Jayden Diaz
Jayden Diaz

FOB = Fresh off boat = Islanders who move to Australia, Asians adopted it to mean first-gen Asians cause they also come from boats

Historically referred to Kiwis, Tongans, Samoans

Benjamin Fisher
Benjamin Fisher

What's a "fob"?
like a keychain

Joshua Jackson
Joshua Jackson

Bj penn
legend

Pick one

Grayson Collins
Grayson Collins

BJ Penn is a legend.

Connor King
Connor King

Oh ok, I dont feel dumb for not knowing that and having to ask.

No its not like a keychain it's more like a key because that's what it is.

Camden Cooper
Camden Cooper

hating on based BJ Penn
not a 189er
pick one

Kayden Long
Kayden Long

there are people in this thread that don't remember 185 bj penn fighting Machida

Bentley Price
Bentley Price

meh I guess the definition has changed over the years

Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

hating on BJ Penn cause he fought only the best so he doesn't have the most stellar record
sucking Khabib's cock cause he crushed cans so he has the most padded record in the sport
''''''''''People'''''''''' like this need to be permaheemed.

Luis Wood
Luis Wood

I've never heard fob used to describe anything that wasnt a car remote.

Jordan Hughes
Jordan Hughes

I rank BJ "Artem Lobov" Penn

Oliver Turner
Oliver Turner

Fighting and loosing repeatedly againts the best doesnt hold any merit.

James Brown
James Brown

Peanut Brittle Mike Perry

Asher Collins
Asher Collins

What a suprise, the racebaiting nigger of heem is a casual

Noah Murphy
Noah Murphy

Does anyone have pics or webms of BJ's awful stance when he fought frankie at 145?

Gavin Garcia
Gavin Garcia

Nice picture of your self, trash.
almost all of his fights champions and top 5 guys
managed to conquer two divisions filled with monsters

John Green
John Green

What?

Nathaniel Lopez
Nathaniel Lopez

Conor McGregor is GOAT

Elijah Brown
Elijah Brown

He beat them plenty of times too, that's the point. He conquered two of the best divisions in the sport.

James Hernandez
James Hernandez

fobs existed long before car remotes, car remotes are a kind of fob.

maybe it's a UK thing

Samuel Stewart
Samuel Stewart

Whos proud of /our boy/?

He's really stepping up and talking shit now, making things interesting

Joseph Parker
Joseph Parker

How you gon' call yourself the GOAT when you're a BJJ whitebelt?

Jaxson Wright
Jaxson Wright

you're muslim, we get it dude jesus

Carter Harris
Carter Harris

Calling someone a nigger while complaining about race-baiting

Getting dressed must be tough for you, how was that post race-bait in any way?

Thomas Foster
Thomas Foster

nigger

Jose Thompson
Jose Thompson

ISIS sleeper agent who stated that people who joke about his religion deserve violence
/our boy/
Sure, Ahmed, sure...

Jordan Wright
Jordan Wright

Khabib's always been the true fight fans boy

Eli Peterson
Eli Peterson

Are those the literally whos khabin beat?

Christian Miller
Christian Miller

Why are you so mad kid?

Aiden Torres
Aiden Torres

back up doo

Brayden Peterson
Brayden Peterson

Can you believe the """""GOAT""""""" lost to this guy? lol

Carson Gomez
Carson Gomez

kid
And a tip to you as well.

Justin Butler
Justin Butler

hot off the press

Hudson Powell
Hudson Powell

lol

Aaron Rogers
Aaron Rogers

Worried, Conor?

Lincoln Roberts
Lincoln Roberts

Who screenshots their own posts? Literally no one cares what an Irish trash has to say about MMA.

Julian Johnson
Julian Johnson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQNmC1WVq2A

Wtf edmond is our boy now?!

Jace Bailey
Jace Bailey

The fight now appears to have been resurrected, and will likely be for an interim lightweight title, while champion Conor McGregor is on paternity leave

jfc this cunt comes up with weird and wonderful ways to avoid defending a title

William Bennett
William Bennett

I rate BJ "Raquel" Pennington

Ryan Wilson
Ryan Wilson

Assuming khabib mops the floor with tony in an effortless attempt... should conor be concerned that a fucking monster is coming for him?

Adam Gomez
Adam Gomez

27:17
I ain't watching all that shit

Leo Kelly
Leo Kelly

Why'd you type nigger?

That's mean and racist you know, I don't think I can handle being called a nigger

Andrew Barnes
Andrew Barnes

Both Khabib and Tony mop the floor with Magiga.

Camden Cruz
Camden Cruz

So you start watching this sport yesterday?

David Ramirez
David Ramirez

he would unironically heem most of the mma coaches

Lincoln Myers
Lincoln Myers

Yes. If Khabib kills someone of Tony's caliber in that fashion, Conor can forget all about ground game and just train catch Khabib on the feet, and pray he does.

Jeremiah Taylor
Jeremiah Taylor

He got so flustered for being banned last night he shared his scat collection with us
Tfw life at the docks is so stressful you develop a fetish for gay scat

Ryan Bailey
Ryan Bailey

Your false flagging fools no one.

Blake Russell
Blake Russell

I hate mcgregor but Tony would most likely get slept with that left, unless he pointfighted for 5 rounds

Khabib would probably destroy Goober though

Adrian Foster
Adrian Foster

Still can't read, boy? Fuck off then

Easton Cruz
Easton Cruz

no he hasn't dude

he says some hilarious shit but he isn't the easiest to cheer for

Jayden Barnes
Jayden Barnes

Are you fucking retarded? Tony is a monster. McGregor got fucking lucky he fought a can for the belt

Owen Ramirez
Owen Ramirez

Everybody knows youre a poopboy, poopboy. Nobody is fooled into believing otherwise

Caleb Lopez
Caleb Lopez

saved

Aiden Price
Aiden Price

Report the sperg

Jacob Long
Jacob Long

Most of us saw you have a meltdown yesterday switching to multiple IPs, spamming scat, making new threads at 200 posts, it was just embarrassing to watch really. Almost felt bad for you. Almost.

Lucas Parker
Lucas Parker

Tony would most likely get slept with that left

He wouldn't. Tony is a 10 times better version of Nate.

Xavier Scott
Xavier Scott

Gonna need to be more specific there, bud

Jace Price
Jace Price

Is spergOP paying attention in class and trying to better himself, or is he watching the thread ready to link his new thread?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z

John Hall
John Hall

Is this also considered GOAT on /heem/, since BJ Penn is?

Isaiah Cooper
Isaiah Cooper

there's just too many

Michael Gray
Michael Gray

Why is a fat Hawaiian journeyman headlining a UFC card?

Gabriel Cooper
Gabriel Cooper

I mean the guy that comes out of nowhere and makes an off topic post in an effort to start and hours-long spergfest. Usually he doesnt reply to anyone and will bring up someone not mma related that was posted in another /heem/ thread.

Luke Wright
Luke Wright

"NEW" :o
/sp/thread/73598908#p73598908
/sp/thread/73598908#p73598908
/sp/thread/73598908#p73598908

Leo Gray
Leo Gray

NEW THREAD BOYS
/sp/thread/73601679#p73601679
/sp/thread/73601679#p73601679
/sp/thread/73601679#p73601679

Kevin Thomas
Kevin Thomas

well done you just described your own post

Jace Ortiz
Jace Ortiz

After the last fight I can see wondermeme getting heemed early on. The only outcome for wondermeme is a decision.

Dominic Bennett
Dominic Bennett

oh shit I forgot about this one lol

Andrew Williams
Andrew Williams

Which sperg thread do we use? :D

Christopher Garcia
Christopher Garcia

/sp/thread/73601702#p73601702

Adam Rivera
Adam Rivera

I sure hope the janny deletes these early threads

Jackson Roberts
Jackson Roberts

all these early threads

Juan Sullivan
Juan Sullivan

there hasnt been a janitor for a while so we can do what we want

Sebastian Peterson
Sebastian Peterson

I'll just make another awful OP too :D

Jordan Jackson
Jordan Jackson

LMAO

Dockie BTFO

Jayden Thompson
Jayden Thompson

underrated file name my man

Zachary Brown
Zachary Brown

pro debut in ufc fight goats such as hughes and gsp in heavier weight class

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