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Charles Anderson
Charles Anderson

Rumours:
West Ham have had a £12.5m bid for Scott Hogan rejected as Brentford want £15m for the 24-year-old striker. (Daily Mail)

Leicester City winger Jeffrey Schlupp will be allowed to leave for £12m, and Crystal Palace, West Brom and Aston Villa all want the 24-year-old. (Guardian)

Paris St-Germain will allow forward Jese Rodriguez, 23, and defensive midfielder Grzegorz Krychowiak, 26, to leave. The duo are valued at £55m and news of their availability has alerted Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester City and West Ham. (Sun)

Fiorentina are keen to sign West Ham striker Simone Zaza, 25, as a potential replacement for 29-year-old Nikola Kalinic, who is close to a £42m move to Chinese Super League side Tianjin Quanjian. (London Evening Standard)

Lyon have opened talks with Manchester United over winger Memphis Depay, 22, with the move orchestrated by the club's hierarchy rather than manager Bruno Genesio. (Foot Mercato, via Metro)

Liverpool are monitoring Bayer Leverkusen winger Julian Brandt, with manager Jurgen Klopp considering a summer move for the 20-year-old Germany international. (Daily Mirror)

Klopp has been given £40m to invest in his squad in January, with Arsenal winger Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, 23, and Inter Milan forward Gabriel Barbosa, 20, potential targets. (Sport Bild, via Daily Star)

All urls found in this thread:
http://bbc.com/sport/football/38588913
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/38524102
https://twitter.com/AntoGriezmann/status/819249091611938818
http://www.focus.de/sport/fussball/bundesliga1/doping-beim-fc-bayern-experte-wirft-fragen-zu-guardiola-und-badstuber-auf_id_6421488.html
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-38588927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_gst6wIOls
http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/753052/Aston-Villa-have-bid-accepted-Championship-ace-Medical-now-expected-News-Gossip
https://streamable.com/lcm1x
http://www.strawpoll.me/12085758
http://www.strawpoll.me/12085758
http://www.strawpoll.me/12085758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_59kIFjrG7A
https://twitter.com/WestHamUtd/status/819488546918715392
https://twitter.com/WestHamUtd/status/819507947923324928
Blake Diaz
Blake Diaz

no anime

Lucas Jones
Lucas Jones

good lad
Schneiderlin arrives at finch farm for £24m to Everton
just know hes gonna have a stormer against City and United fucked up again

Elijah Bennett
Elijah Bennett

porsche
black rims
footballers have literally no taste

Eli Cook
Eli Cook

Porsche Panamera

Absolutely disgusting taste

Blake Price
Blake Price

is he that good? I always thought that he was overrated and wanyama was he real diving force. In the same way southampton sold lovren but fonte was the good one

Lincoln Walker
Lincoln Walker

spurs trying to sign Gaitan

Who makes this shit up?

Juan Parker
Juan Parker

the 4 door porsche is an atrocity in itself desu

Joseph Long
Joseph Long

Gabriel Barbosa to Liverpool

yfw he use the same number like in inter >>96

Isaiah Watson
Isaiah Watson

Southampton win tonight because Pool are already focused on the United game. Bet your rent money.

William Gray
William Gray

TORRES TO NEWCASTLE WHEN?

Elijah Scott
Elijah Scott

personally thought he needed time, but I guess someone had to move in thanks to dab man

Jacob Bennett
Jacob Bennett

why do these gabigol to anywhere rumours even exist. He signed for inter this year; I'm not even sure if he'd be allowed to play until next year

Mason Green
Mason Green

Gonna put Soton Juve and Barca on accy.

Robert Fisher
Robert Fisher

League cup final is going to be United vs Liverpool

ugh

Liam Thomas
Liam Thomas

go do Anfield tour with mate
tour guide showing us the place
decent enough tour desu
suddenly going on about great players from liverpool
tour guide goes mental spouting 'SHREK! SHREK! SHREK!'
how bitter are Liverpool?

eitherway would recommend

Caleb Robinson
Caleb Robinson

tfw Klopp is the best PL manager >we've ever had

Isaiah Foster
Isaiah Foster

Spurs don't need to sign anyone. They just need Lamela back

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

Are the Alli rumors coming out of Spain or England?

Parker Martin
Parker Martin

Reminder that this fiasco happened:
West Ham have once again proved just how astute and scrupulous they really are after an “administrative error” meant that they were unable to wear their limited edition FA Cup kit in the FA Cup this season
However, keen-eyed fans may have noticed that West Ham were wearing their standard home kit when they got pulverised by Man City in the FA Cup third round on Friday night
this was because West Ham officials mistakenly assumed that the FA had okayed the use of the shirt, only to find out later that it contravened advertising regulations
A source close to the FA said the problem stemmed from a commercial issue with the shirt.
There are strict guidelines over the size and prominence of sponsors’ logos on teams’ shirts.

Cooper Myers
Cooper Myers

based larry

Logan Moore
Logan Moore

*walks towards the premier league*

Robert Campbell
Robert Campbell

There are strict guidelines over the size and prominence of sponsors’ logos on teams’ shirts.

explain this then you cunts

Joseph Baker
Joseph Baker

LMAO

Elijah Rogers
Elijah Rogers

lads

LADS

poop

Sebastian Cox
Sebastian Cox

why did they even add a sponsor to that kit?

just fucking release it without any you soppy cunts

Oliver Thomas
Oliver Thomas

wonder how many points Mourinho has won so far

Matthew Myers
Matthew Myers

I think the betway sponsor wasn't visible enough. Although it compounds all the hilariousness of west ham's season but this is just greedy as fuck fa bullshit

Elijah Perry
Elijah Perry

Wet spam

Jeremiah Myers
Jeremiah Myers

__th for the revival of the USSR

Landon Davis
Landon Davis

Manchester City charged by FA over anti-doping rules

http://bbc.com/sport/football/38588913

20 point deduction according to the FA website

RIPIP

Jordan Rodriguez
Jordan Rodriguez

Fulham want £20 Million for Tom Cairney

11 Premier league sub appearances in 8 years
£20 MILLION

Juan Perez
Juan Perez

Probably because the betway sponsor isn't visible for shit.

Grayson Hernandez
Grayson Hernandez

Remember when Odemwinge bragged about moving to QPR while slagging west brom off and then found out the transfer didn't go through when he arrived there

William Phillips
William Phillips

*carves into the collective consciousness of all the Moyes Boys*

Wyatt Lee
Wyatt Lee

FUUUUUUUCK

James Nelson
James Nelson

he's a decent championship player,though there are at least 10 better players than him in his position in the league

I'd say he's worth 5-6 million tops

Juan Gutierrez
Juan Gutierrez

It's okay though because they won the league in september

Parker Mitchell
Parker Mitchell

20 points seems too much

Gabriel Gonzalez
Gabriel Gonzalez

Remember that the pope died a few days later and some /trans/ user shooped a pic of odemwingie at the Vatican

Does anyone still have that pic?

Jaxon Barnes
Jaxon Barnes

The championship is fucking insane, there's a lot of phd's worths of work looking into the economics of it

Landon Allen
Landon Allen

tfw spent 50mil to be 12th in january

Andrew Brown
Andrew Brown

you got the link for the 20 points deduction sauce?

Ryder Powell
Ryder Powell

Brighton is reduced to a 2 mil budget if they fail promotion this year

David Walker
David Walker

12 million on a 90 kg fat fuck that you barely even played

great business

Dominic Gutierrez
Dominic Gutierrez

Coutinho on the bench

BUENO.

Jonathan Martinez
Jonathan Martinez

It's not his fault the Godjia is a better goalscorer

He'll net in the next couple of games while the other strikers are at ACON

Jeremiah Martinez
Jeremiah Martinez

Ready to be shat on friday night?

Wyatt Smith
Wyatt Smith

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/38524102

Make your table lads

Hudson Green
Hudson Green

dead af thread

whas going on

Jason Barnes
Jason Barnes

Leicester not relegated

Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

shit photo forced emems

Adam Ross
Adam Ross

spurs in first

lmao what how they're good but not that good

John Gonzalez
John Gonzalez

this man is worth 80 million

https://twitter.com/AntoGriezmann/status/819249091611938818

Gabriel Harris
Gabriel Harris

Is City going to be docked points then?

Joshua Gutierrez
Joshua Gutierrez

Allegedly it's about a player loaned out not having the correct home address

Jace Gomez
Jace Gomez

was Conte pointless then?

David Wood
David Wood

How long will his phone call be? You know who I'm talking about

Parker Smith
Parker Smith

Just made this in paint

Jaxson James
Jaxson James

underated

depends on what they did, wording is vague

Bentley Wright
Bentley Wright

Delete

Ethan Wright
Ethan Wright

m8, City changed their training schedule without telling the FA.

I'm not even the City Algerian

Wyatt Gomez
Wyatt Gomez

tfw you remember yanks are trying to move one of their bitch rugby teams here

ugh

Carson Kelly
Carson Kelly

Hull is Toronto now
I feel inbred already

Isaac Jenkins
Isaac Jenkins

not using the Spurs logo for tottenham

Ryder Smith
Ryder Smith

there already is a rugby league team in Canada

Camden Green
Camden Green

I liked it

Leo Harris
Leo Harris

His jawline is hot af

Anthony Scott
Anthony Scott

The Bournemouth logo is the Patricia's choice

Liam Taylor
Liam Taylor

waht the fuck is a rugby

Aiden Bennett
Aiden Bennett

It's like handegg. You just take away all the padding and have people who can move for more than a second at a time

Joshua Green
Joshua Green

Why didn't Swansea just sign Makelele as a player

Lincoln Evans
Lincoln Evans

oh shit that soundsa amazing so like f ootball but with scrawny quick euros dudes?

Blake Phillips
Blake Phillips

it's kinda like american football only played by men

Chase Campbell
Chase Campbell

American football without the padding, stoppages, commercials. It's like if American football added sport to the sport

Jordan Bailey
Jordan Bailey

scrawny
lel

Camden Phillips
Camden Phillips

i literally can't tell who arsenal are supposed to be and i stay up till 3 in the morning to watch regular season games

Nicholas Howard
Nicholas Howard

scrawny

Elijah Torres
Elijah Torres

If by scrawny you mean muscular instead of fat then yeah

Wyatt Clark
Wyatt Clark

idgi

Connor Kelly
Connor Kelly

the style is most like orlando magic, but the font and colours are different

Lincoln Morgan
Lincoln Morgan

epl teams with nba-style logos

Nolan Stewart
Nolan Stewart

Any update on gf to me?

Eli Turner
Eli Turner

hehehe your coaches are so little they look like schoolteachers

Adrian Flores
Adrian Flores

He's not sniffing the seat he's reaching to get something under his chair

my fucking god I can't believe people are retarded enough to believe this

Carter Peterson
Carter Peterson

Doubt it. If they were doping they'd actually be good

Jason Bailey
Jason Bailey

Good spot, but that's a shit shop. Others a pretty good

Jayden Young
Jayden Young

reaching to get something under his chair
i will remember this trick the next time i want to sniff someones seat

Ryder Mitchell
Ryder Mitchell

but hes picking something up from the floor

Gabriel Campbell
Gabriel Campbell

Southampton: Forster, Cédric, van Dijk, Yoshida, Bertrand, Clasie, Romeu, Davis, Tadić, Redmond, Rodriguez.

Liverpool: Karius, Clyne, Lovren, Klavan, Milner, Lucas, Can, Wijnaldum, Lallana, Firmino, Sturridge.

Jace Morgan
Jace Morgan

Pep is usually accused of doping to heal injuries quicker. Spain is usually doping for endurance.

Example http://www.focus.de/sport/fussball/bundesliga1/doping-beim-fc-bayern-experte-wirft-fragen-zu-guardiola-und-badstuber-auf_id_6421488.html

Gabriel Jones
Gabriel Jones

scrawny
This isn't the amateur era anymore lad.

David Nelson
David Nelson

you now remember Jay Rodriguez.

Kevin James
Kevin James

how come injecting horse placenta or honey into your muscle is OK but taking fat burners is not

Levi Diaz
Levi Diaz

pep arrives
accused of doping

hmmm

Jackson Robinson
Jackson Robinson

WAIT SO THE PLAYERS ARE BIG

AND IT'S FOOTBALL WITHOUT PADS

THIS SOUNDS SWEET AS FUCK

Jackson Torres
Jackson Torres

image for ants

Kayden Harris
Kayden Harris

/pol/ was able to troll the cia and start a conspiracy at the same time

why don't we ever do anything fun?

Connor Ramirez
Connor Ramirez

Let's start our own football club tbqh

Ryan King
Ryan King

memes for 5 years ago

Carson Smith
Carson Smith

Good God that kit looks atrocious.

Zachary Brown
Zachary Brown

tottenham to win the league

Wyatt Wright
Wyatt Wright

wew

Jose Phillips
Jose Phillips

/pol/ was able to troll the cia and start a conspiracy at the same time

Please elaborate in fewer than 15 words

Luis Harris
Luis Harris

shit son

Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner

It'd be impressive if it wasn't such a stupid prediction

Lincoln Price
Lincoln Price

we need to troll fifa. come up with some fake report about harry kane taking estrogen or something, he's a good dude but it would be funny

seriously why are your coaches so skinny? How do they put the fear of God into their players when they're that small?

Anthony Thomas
Anthony Thomas

How about we start a transfer rumor and try to spread it

Logan Gray
Logan Gray

Delet

Hunter Myers
Hunter Myers

witnessed

Brody Ortiz
Brody Ortiz

/pol/ started pissgate and now libtards think he's into golden showers

Jackson Cox
Jackson Cox

Javi Martinez to Liverpool confirmed la

Michael Robinson
Michael Robinson

Good get

Logan Powell
Logan Powell

Don't bother there's no proof. Unless you also believe /tv/ made a plane crash

Kayden Edwards
Kayden Edwards

United is more likely
leafs embarassing themselves again

Adrian Gomez
Adrian Gomez

already exists

Kevin Brooks
Kevin Brooks

wowwwwwwww

Owen Howard
Owen Howard

What's pissgate?

Leo Baker
Leo Baker

38 individual posters

Easton Russell
Easton Russell

quints, and guessed it too
yet i embarrassed myself somehow
costanza.png.gif.webm.jpg

Sebastian White
Sebastian White

hello

Thomas Anderson
Thomas Anderson

Apparently there's a story leaked that Donald Trump hired prostitutes to piss in a bed before he slept in it

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

Yeah, but a normal sized image with an old meme is still better than a thumbnail sized image with an old meme.

Angel Miller
Angel Miller

muh Sup Forums culture
fuck off go back to praise kek

Liam Nguyen
Liam Nguyen

one of those work, the other 2 dont

guess which ones

Nolan Lewis
Nolan Lewis

I thought Rushden was /ourguys/

Ryder Adams
Ryder Adams

What's wrong with conversation?

Top kek, this what they are claiming russia knows about?

Matthew Bennett
Matthew Bennett

Wrong Spartans.

Nolan Reyes
Nolan Reyes

Fuck Max Rushden 2bh, his Football Weeklies are the worst

Aaron Clark
Aaron Clark

That's United of Manchester

Hunter Baker
Hunter Baker

No I think the russia thing is specifically about the emails

Cameron Rivera
Cameron Rivera

Injecting monkey scrotum has been proven to work best of all

Gavin Brooks
Gavin Brooks

the drug issue
1 is injecting your muscles with stemcells (placenta) to decrease down time of injury, another is taking pills that fuck with your metabolism

Owen Brooks
Owen Brooks

Where's the proof

Aaron Powell
Aaron Powell

I like this idea. It has to believable. I think it needs to be a player from Liverpool or Spurs who "wants to take a step up" metaphorically speaking. Coutinho, Alli, Kane, and Dier are the best candidates.

Coutinho is the easiest to do by far, he is best friends with Neymar and Barca need a new attacking midfielder. Dele Alli is a Chelsea fan and idolizes Frank Lampard. Harry Kane is tougher, because before he became a Tottenham fan he was an Arsenal fan. Eric Dier was a Man United fan as a child, he speaks fluent Portuguese, and he grew up in Sporting's academy (same as Ronaldo), so maybe a Dier-United rumor could happen too.

Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

not eating frog juice like Ji Sung Park

Lincoln Gomez
Lincoln Gomez

I'd believe a Dier to United rumour apart from the fact that United don't really need a player like him

Brayden Ross
Brayden Ross

they didn't need Martial either but they paid 80M for him

Brody Jones
Brody Jones

Any Liverpool or Spurs player could do better 2bh

Liam Thompson
Liam Thompson

Dier to city for a stupid amount to fill their english player quota

William Cooper
William Cooper

apart from the fact that United don't really need a player like him

Do they really not? Schneiderlin is leaving, Carrick is old....don't Man United need a new defensive midfielder?

Jason Morales
Jason Morales

Fellaini and Pogba are supposed to be that role

Matthew Davis
Matthew Davis

Klopp has never been to Old Trafford
strange

Jackson Bell
Jackson Bell

Tottenham will unironically be able to pay off their stadium because of all their English players. I know pundits are sucking them off because of their "commitment" to homegrown players or whatever, but the truth is with the way the market is these days, English players are an incredible investment. Man United, Man City, and Chelsea will pay through the nose for these talented English players.

United paid 35 million for Shaw, City paid 50 million for Stones....that was a dangerous precedent they set, because Spurs have at least 5 English players who are better than either of them and are about the same age.

Pogba is no defensive midfielder, it's a complete waste of his talent and you don't pay 100 million for a defensive player anyway. Fellaini could possibly fill that role, but he's more of an "all-around" sort of player.

Ethan Taylor
Ethan Taylor

They need a defensive midfielder who can also pass and control a game. A Carrick, Busquets, Alonso type

Brody Williams
Brody Williams

there is no english player quota, only a foreign player limit

teams are allowed 17 foreign players in the 25 man team, they can have fewer than 8 english players if they want to keep fewer than a 25 man squad

Juan Carter
Juan Carter

Oh yeah, good point, I hadn't considered that because of Mou's reputation for preferring defense above all esle. Dier is a very talented defensive player but he's not exactly Carrick-tier when it comes to passing. He's more of a "fuck up the opposing attacker and pass it to the real midfielders" type of guy.

Liam Gonzalez
Liam Gonzalez

he went there for the europa league tie last season, drew 1-1 (won 3-1 on aggregate)

Joshua Hall
Joshua Hall

Mou will buy a destroyer instead.

Andrew Cruz
Andrew Cruz

putting carrick in the same class as the other 2

Eli Morgan
Eli Morgan

i-i m-meant in the league

Carter Torres
Carter Torres

Pogba is no defensive midfielder
he very much was at Juventus. Even if he played further up, he was never a goalscorer or provider

Jeremiah Brown
Jeremiah Brown

underrating Carrick

yada yada if he was called Michél Carrique

Jaxon Allen
Jaxon Allen

Carrick deserves to be in the same class as the other too. He's an incredibly talented player; iirc there's some quote from either Xabi or Xavi along the lines of "if Carrick was Spanish, he would have more international caps than anyone else in Spain".

Kevin Thompson
Kevin Thompson

yes, /pol/ fanfic made FSB tapes of Trump/piss in Moscow and St Petersburg spontaneously appear out of thin air

Camden Howard
Camden Howard

they're the same kind of player, doesn't necessarily mean they're as good as each other

Andrew Adams
Andrew Adams

*as the other two

Blake Thompson
Blake Thompson

you now remember when you believed english players were good enough to win a trophy

Easton Allen
Easton Allen

anyone wanna overwatch whilst we wait for transfers?

im a support main so i got your ass

Oliver Powell
Oliver Powell

he never watched Juve

Chase Green
Chase Green

Allegedly it's about a player loaned out not having the correct home address
Fleetwood got charged to

They literally just forgot to say the kid on loan there had moved house

It's an admin fuckup that'll be a fine at most

Brandon Mitchell
Brandon Mitchell

Sure, i like playing either medic or heavy

Michael Butler
Michael Butler

implying those tapes exist

why would the russians make the existence of the acts or tapes public if the goal was blackmail?

Jacob Martin
Jacob Martin

Literally none of that is true. If anyone has fabricated the piss part of trump's newest scandal it will be the russians/republicans to distract from the possible conflicts of interest that this report could prove (i.e. the more important thing) this reeks of classic vladislav surkov

Xavier Hernandez
Xavier Hernandez

tell me what he did then

I see 124 appearances in Serie A, with 28 goals and 31 assists

Dylan Flores
Dylan Flores

id rather play rainbow six siege

Charles Morgan
Charles Morgan

let's be honest, if Trump paid prozzies to take a piss in Obama's hotel room, we would have to make him King of the Americans.

I'm not sure about Trump as president of a country either way. He strikes me as a sort of American Berlusconi, imo he would be a much more effective president of a sports team than leader of a country.

Zachary Harris
Zachary Harris

I'd rather play 2k

Charles Hernandez
Charles Hernandez

implying Fleetwood isn't a shit hole where drugs is the norm

Makes them look more guilty if anything

Cooper Cooper
Cooper Cooper

Pogba was never a defensive mid. He was more of a sort of box-to-box mid who focused more on attack than anything else. That's why he struggled at the beginning of Euros when France was using a 4-2-3-1, an he seemed useless at the beginning of this season when United was using a 4-2-3-1. He's more of an attacking mid, much better as the most attacking player in a 4-3-3.

Caleb Gutierrez
Caleb Gutierrez

Fortunately for americans you have a lot of checks and balances (so much so that every country that has tried to copy the us form of government has grinded to a halt and had to switch to something else) so trump can't fuck everything up that bad. Plus tillerson has eve talked about introducing a carbon tax. Since dems and republicans are both right wing hillary was never going to be that much different

Ethan Robinson
Ethan Robinson

if he focused more on attack why are his goal/assist stats so terrible?

Carter Jones
Carter Jones

This thread has more activity than the liverpool match thread since KO
lol

Josiah Williams
Josiah Williams

Trump's piss > Liverpool

Jaxson Carter
Jaxson Carter

Very true, I love our system and I think the Founding Fathers* were very smart to recognize the potential risks in putting too much power in one branch of our government.

Since dems and republicans are both right wing hillary was never going to be that much different

You're absolutely right. Remember how Obama got inaugurated in '09 and was talking about change and shit? Well 8 years later, things are only slightly different. Ultimately, any change has to be incremental and careful, with the exception of very rare periods of upheaval (civil war, WWII, etc.).

*funny how I always capitalize them, they're borderline religious figures in my mind

Josiah Richardson
Josiah Richardson

I didnt realise the match had started 2bh

Sebastian Nelson
Sebastian Nelson

could say the same about manchester

City have a supporters club named after a drug dealing area ffs

Henry Rogers
Henry Rogers

Think about it.

inb4 he's a shit overhyped king nigger so United get more customers than pool

No, think about and don't be racist.

Isaiah Parker
Isaiah Parker

League Cup
no thanks

Kevin Diaz
Kevin Diaz

It took him a while to get good. I know this is kind of a weak comparison, but Gareth Bale's career ratios in England were never that great either because he played so many games as substitute or defensive player before his manager recognized his real talents and played to his strengths. And I'm not saying that Pogba is a French version of Gareth Bale or anything, just saying that sometimes stats in soccer can be deceiving.

I visited Manchester once, reminds me of an American "Rust Belt" city in the way that drugs are all over the place but it's still relatively safe. Really interesting.

Robert Reyes
Robert Reyes

BREAKING: Sky sources: Nottingham Forest's potential new owners have made an approach to Gary Rowett

Dominic Martinez
Dominic Martinez

How to become hated by your son in one move

Wyatt Long
Wyatt Long

Will he prevent them from slipping to League 1?

Wyatt Walker
Wyatt Walker

G-g-g-gary Rowett?

Juan Brooks
Juan Brooks

20th in the ship
could do better than that IMO, his mindshare is at an all time high

Dylan Brown
Dylan Brown

LIVERPOOL KILLING MORE FANS!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-38588927

Brandon Scott
Brandon Scott

An actual smart move from the usually incompetent Forest.

Brody Allen
Brody Allen

He did so for birmingham city

Mind they did only stay up after a 90th minute goal on the last day of the season

Noah Nelson
Noah Nelson

It kinda is our rust belt though. Liverpool, Manchester, Leeds, Sheffield, Hull and all the towns and villages in between is basically drugged up shitty used to be great industrial north.

Problem is were so drugged up our women keep voting labour so they have council or NHS jobs.

Gabriel Phillips
Gabriel Phillips

implying you don't get asian whores

Wyatt Ramirez
Wyatt Ramirez

That wasn't him though

Sebastian Garcia
Sebastian Garcia

That's actually sad though.
Liverpool fans killing their own then complaining is funny.

Logan Thomas
Logan Thomas

That was when Clark was in charge the season before. Rowett took over after they lost 8-0 to Bournemouth at home.

Parker Walker
Parker Walker

This is a fascist thread

John Roberts
John Roberts

Shit yeah you're right

Still i reckon he would save them if he goes there

Xavier Richardson
Xavier Richardson

Where will Bournemouth be 5 years from now?
t. anti-semite

Blake Cooper
Blake Cooper

On the Dorset Coast

Gabriel Miller
Gabriel Miller

is Paul Clement a meme?

Andrew Robinson
Andrew Robinson

Yeah, that's the impression I got when I visited (uncle is from Newcastle, not that good looking, but American women love your accents so my aunt fell for him lol). It's a sort of depressing, honest place. Full of good people who genuinely want to do an honest day's work, get a fair day's pay, and take their sons to go watch their local football teams the way their fathers and grandfathers did, but they've been fucked over by the big city assholes to the south (the east, in our case).

Problem is were so drugged up our women keep voting labour so they have council or NHS jobs.

Yeah, it's fucked. Women vote left-wing, destroy all the jobs, then complain that all the good men have gone, but it's not our fault because we're unemployed and getting drunk on a wednesday is all that helps us forget. The big drugs over here are meth and heroin, what are your people on?

Sebastian Foster
Sebastian Foster

Relegated or in Europa League

Blake Mitchell
Blake Mitchell

Definitely
Spend a fuck ton at Derby
5th

Shitty manager

Carson Barnes
Carson Barnes

left-wing
destroy all the jobs

Did you fuckwits forget that it was Maggie who killed the industrial north?

Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

They'll have some good prem seasons and then have a summer of fuckups and get relegated

Eli Robinson
Eli Robinson

There was that funny thing how Bournemouth went to Villa in the 4th round of the FA Cup having scored as many goals in Birmingham as Villa had that season

Joseph Gonzalez
Joseph Gonzalez

REDMOND

Aiden Williams
Aiden Williams

liverpoo

Grayson Nguyen
Grayson Nguyen

lelverpool

italian defending kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_gst6wIOls

Robert Taylor
Robert Taylor

Please stop reminding me how shit my team is

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

the city of >us

Ryder Anderson
Ryder Anderson

Leftist guardian reading Aussie poster

Really don't like this character. I've seen you try it in a few threads and it's just not that great.

Nathan Sullivan
Nathan Sullivan

what's the point of this?

Jack Sanchez
Jack Sanchez

Scouse Goaltending

James Ward
James Ward

Industrial north was terminally ill thanks to Labour and thanks to American coal (we got 1/3 of the world's supply, we're like the saudis of coal, destroying the English market). Maggie had a very tough decision to make, and I respect her for it.

Liam Price
Liam Price

Liverpool are monitoring Saints winger Nathan Redmond, with manager Jurgen Klopp considering a summer move for the 22-year-old England youth-international. (Daily Mirror)

Ethan Williams
Ethan Williams

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/753052/Aston-Villa-have-bid-accepted-Championship-ace-Medical-now-expected-News-Gossip

Neat

Levi Ramirez
Levi Ramirez

Soton fans unironically thought they'd lose
I told you >we were worse than you guys.

Jason Cruz
Jason Cruz

DON'T DO IT KLOPPO

Liverpool need to sign Son, the Korean winger from Tottenham. He is very, very good, but he's not as good as Eriksen/Alli when it comes to being an attacker. He's the perfect substitute for Coutinho/Mane. Plus just imagine that sweet, sweet Korean money

Landon Cruz
Landon Cruz

cheeky

Jaxson Thomas
Jaxson Thomas

Do you respect Bill Clinton for NAFTA then? Free trade is better for everyone, right? Or is that only when a Republican does it.

Meta-posting pom poster

Really don't like this character.

Zachary Torres
Zachary Torres

https://streamable.com/lcm1x

wew lads

Sebastian Hernandez
Sebastian Hernandez

the crosser of the ball had about 5 minutes to aim it

Levi Davis
Levi Davis

When we have the winter world cup will it be like ACON where the league is still going on but the players arent there or will the league go on hiatus?

Carson Lee
Carson Lee

dont know why goals like this are celebrated so much, a goal where the striker has to receive the ball in traffic, turn from his defender and make space to shoot is 10 times more impressive and difficult to pull off

Henry Stewart
Henry Stewart

lelno.. they go on breaks and go further into summer, then the managers will use it to try to implement a winterbreak permanently in the prem

Oliver Nelson
Oliver Nelson

hope league carries on and the england team fuck it off

Robert Mitchell
Robert Mitchell

Will go on break.

Andrew Brown
Andrew Brown

still can't believe they will do it, I hope the big leagues tell them to fuck off.

Jason Miller
Jason Miller

B O Y C O T T
O
Y
C
O
T
T

Jason Gonzalez
Jason Gonzalez

Mostly just weed coke speed ecstacy and MCAT.

I knew you guys would vote Trump. I really feel for Wisconsin Ohio Michigan and Pennsylvania. You're white working class males with a good home and you're being blamed for nothing while all the real jobs are being taken away and shitty jobs that are so simple yet women and black people still manage to fuck up.

Thatcher.
right wing
Wew lad. She encouraged multiculturalism, globalism, "neoliberalism" and her party knifed her in the back for basically saying whatever sounded cool. She kicked commies asses sure, but she wasn't a conservative, she was a market liberal.

William Kelly
William Kelly

Also, I bet you were finally sick of Michael Moore's horseshit.

Asher Barnes
Asher Barnes

market liberal

Bourgeoisie is bourgeoisie, just because your brand of right-wing wants less brown people and a closed industry doesn't make it better.

Only his debut documentary on Detroit and how industry moving out ruined it is worth watching.

David Kelly
David Kelly

Sky sources understand Christian Benteke will not be moving to China in this transfer window

Pls come back to villa

Jayden Robinson
Jayden Robinson

bourgeoise
She was a career politician who promoted an agenda that any politician would have done anyway. I have mixed feelings towards her, but yes I have a different view of politics than memecompass.

Nolan Baker
Nolan Baker

The only decent thing thatcher came up with was Mr Whippy

Robert Baker
Robert Baker

Man City done for doping by FA
wew, can't wait for the media shitstorm followed by a suspended 50k pound fine

Dylan Mitchell
Dylan Mitchell

Does /trans/ rate Mandzukic a.k.a. Mr Underrated?

Anthony Flores
Anthony Flores

The only decent thing thatcher came up with was the >>96

an agenda that any politician would have done

Killing the mines and mass privatization isn't necessarily what 'any politician would have done'

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

Haven't watched enough of him recently to have a valid opinion tbqh

Jayden Martin
Jayden Martin

saying he's complete dogshit or the croatian carroll, just without the headers would be overrating him

Ryan Hernandez
Ryan Hernandez

Hardly touched him, what a poof

Sebastian Long
Sebastian Long

That's never stopped spee before

Daniel Williams
Daniel Williams

It's like people didn't learn from the last time there was a high-profile transfer from juventus

does anyone else remember the dabbing massimo luongo

James Bailey
James Bailey

I think you meme'd too hard there son

Ian Miller
Ian Miller

have you been skipping your banter classes

David Torres
David Torres

The miners strikes were terrible for the country. Going on strike every so often just so the trade unionists could get more political power. The economy was getting worse and worse. She didn't even close them down until mid80s and that was because at that point the economy was booming. Maybe she could have kept them, but globalist politics meant if its much cheaper elsewhere and miners were too busy striking and playing politics, close em down. Maybe she shouldn't have and could have prevented it, idk. I just think had the Tories picked another leader, it still would've happened.

Also, stop moving the goalposts.

Christian Wilson
Christian Wilson

Everton bidding ~£10m for the bloke who can't even get in the Algeria squad and was described by an inter fan as their "worst striker ever"

Schneiderlid is a good buy but wew lads I'm feeling a bit Niasse about this one

Parker Garcia
Parker Garcia

Laughing SO HARD at Bareth_Gale

Nicholas Butler
Nicholas Butler

I believe it.
T. pol/ack.

Brayden Thomas
Brayden Thomas

The future goat Is going to Ajax for 12M€
EPL faggots really dropped the ball on this one

Colton Morgan
Colton Morgan

Who?

Cameron Smith
Cameron Smith

I thought the future GOAT was Pulisic?

Josiah Garcia
Josiah Garcia

Dybala is the future GOAT la

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

???
The future GOAT is already at Ajax

Adrian Morales
Adrian Morales

EPL? What's egypt got to do with this?

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

Ishak Belfodil

No I hadn't heard of him before either. Got to trust in the Steve Walsh meme magic though

Chase Jones
Chase Jones

Ajax is a feeder club anyway, if he does well he'll get snapped up for 30mil next season.

Bentley Mitchell
Bentley Mitchell

Think he's trying too hard to replicate his past success, enjoy your eclectic mix of meme players.

Dylan Butler
Dylan Butler

wait is that odegaard? Why the fuck didnt he just join ajax a few years ago

Parker Jenkins
Parker Jenkins

Liverpool

Matthew Howard
Matthew Howard

I rate Klopp

Nolan Fisher
Nolan Fisher

Kasper Dolberg

Eli Collins
Eli Collins

chelsea turning stamford bridge into a fucking lampshade

Eli Wright
Eli Wright

a genuine poll lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/12085758
http://www.strawpoll.me/12085758
http://www.strawpoll.me/12085758

Easton Myers
Easton Myers

at least its something original and not another bowl

Dominic Rodriguez
Dominic Rodriguez

exterior all made of individual brick collumns
I like the style desu

Chase Sanders
Chase Sanders

Odegaard was just Loaned from Real to Heerenveen, Eredivisie has all the future GOAT Scandi's

Lincoln Ross
Lincoln Ross

If Jurgen Klopp's name was George Clough he would've been sacked at the end of last season. He's unironically a worse manager than Rodgers, at least he never came 8th

Nathaniel Flores
Nathaniel Flores

2 people have voted No on safe standing
liverpool fans opinions not wanted

Jackson Watson
Jackson Watson

Don't like standing tbqh. It's bad enough at concerts.

Elijah Wood
Elijah Wood

tfw no Brenny in the PL to expose Poop some more

Angel Cox
Angel Cox

He wouldn't because being a Clough shows he is a GOAT waiting to happen

Landon White
Landon White

retweeted

Isaac Davis
Isaac Davis

Shane Long lads.
Shane Long.

Xavier Diaz
Xavier Diaz

t. barbosa
>>96

Great memes

Brandon Ward
Brandon Ward

Standing will be fucking awful for prices

They'll use it as an excuse to make anyone paying less than top price stand up. It's shite at rugby and I'm not keen on having it back in football.

Aiden Cooper
Aiden Cooper

I hate how Klopp whines about refs and does dodgy betting ads yet gets no stick for it because he's le wacky german :DDD

Kayden Taylor
Kayden Taylor

Are you ready for the YNWA after 89 minutes of silence? Best fans in the world la.

Ayden Carter
Ayden Carter

What did it say lads?

Ian Ross
Ian Ross

"stop being so shit"

Evan Martin
Evan Martin

Your hair is a mess Danny lad.

William Lopez
William Lopez

break a leg (again)

Caleb Martinez
Caleb Martinez

imagine being born in Liverpool

Wyatt Johnson
Wyatt Johnson

Literally nobody in Anfield is making a sound

Total disgrace

Noah Thompson
Noah Thompson

John Terry's at your house

Tyler Evans
Tyler Evans

Isn't Sturrigde from London?

Carson Young
Carson Young

Birmingham

Dominic Rivera
Dominic Rivera

Southampton 1 - Liverpool 0

Owen Hill
Owen Hill

WE DEM PUOYS BOYS

Julian Wright
Julian Wright

I'm not even watching, but you won't le trick me this time Sensei!
*teleports behind you*
TAKE... THIS!!!
*unsheathes katana and slices your arm off*
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!?

Eli Bell
Eli Bell

Coutinho's a bit of a liability isn't he? Guess that's why nobody big has tried to sign him.

Every few games he just wastes possession by smashing long shots over all game.

Levi Gutierrez
Levi Gutierrez

Southampton fans must have mixed emotions now.

beat Liverpool
but
Puel still in a job

Camden Reyes
Camden Reyes

Saving this. Haha lol.

James Wood
James Wood

"Ask around the So'ton players who would like to join us in the summer"

On a related note, could some post the Brenny, Chabby Alonso, Gerrard, la texts

Dylan Cooper
Dylan Cooper

Japanese striker Kazuyoshi Miura will take his professional football career into his 50s after signing a new contract with second-tier Yokohama FC.

One of my favourite players of all time.

Hudson Thompson
Hudson Thompson

Hahaha sorry ass er så drita Unnskyld
Vil egentlig ikke det

Asher Cox
Asher Cox

tfw you randomly think about a funny post you saw in /trans/ and starting laughing spontaneously in public and everyone looks at you weird and thinks you/re crazy

Connor Watson
Connor Watson

discuss

David Nelson
David Nelson

is it true brenny used to make players come to his house and watch him lift weights shirtless?

Jaxon Lee
Jaxon Lee

Which one did you think about la'?

Jayden Bell
Jayden Bell

I do this too lad. usually alone in my car though

Xavier Gray
Xavier Gray

Only Sterling....

Jaxson Nguyen
Jaxson Nguyen

in my car
must be nice

something pogba related i think

Dylan Hernandez
Dylan Hernandez


Brenny is going to win the League.
Gerrard to Celtic for a winners medal when??

Isaiah Morgan
Isaiah Morgan

So, how much will Ozil and Sanchez go for this summer? £40m for Ozil and £45m for Sanchez? Ozil's got 9 goals this season, dunno bout assists. Sanchez has ??? goals and ??? assists.

Ozil has a hattrick, does Sanchez?

If they keep it up, they'll easily go for £40m+. Ozil will only stay if Wenger stays, which is baffling, not because of that, but because the retards in the arse general say ozil has done nothing for them and it's worth him going just to get rid of Wenger.

They don't see that Wenger is a major draw for players. They must be shitposters desu.

Owen Thomas
Owen Thomas

He got fired mid season for "doing too well" cause the manager didn't want them to get promoted that season. Being 5th in Christmas is an achievement in the championship

Jordan Sanchez
Jordan Sanchez

Being 5th in Christmas
It was 1st

Jason Peterson
Jason Peterson

Who is going to want Ozil?

Matthew Sanders
Matthew Sanders

Not sure. But he won't resign unless Wenger does, so he'll look for somewhere else to go. I say PSG or Bayern.

Ian Kelly
Ian Kelly

really enjoyed the last few /trans/ without shitizen lads

Sebastian Thompson
Sebastian Thompson

Ozil has 9 goals 7 assists, will go for ~45M pounds if Wenger leaves
Sanchez has 15 goals 13 assists, will go for 50M pounds if Wenger leaves

David Johnson
David Johnson

6/16 (or 37.5%) of Ozils goals + assists came against Ludogorets

Tyler Jackson
Tyler Jackson

Wenger out

Connor White
Connor White

Are there any players that don't statpad though?

Adam Cook
Adam Cook

Is he a big (game) player?

Jace Hughes
Jace Hughes

tfw you put the 10 o'Clock News on and Hugh Edwards is doing his pose
It's a comfy feeling

Cooper Walker
Cooper Walker

Sanchez is doing pretty well then. Wew.

Where is the potato fuck? I hope he's dead desu famalam whoa black Betty famalam whoa black Better famalam.

Josiah Miller
Josiah Miller

Disappeared after the Plymouth game.
He'll be back Sunday.

Luke Long
Luke Long

Irish flag
says he's gone

I'M WISE TO YOUR TRICKS!

I hope Liverpoo lose desu.

Joshua Harris
Joshua Harris

this is a longshot but either last /trans/uary or summer /trans/ 2015 there was this instagram post by pogba making a heart with his hands around a juventus badge on a computer screen

then i made an ms paint version that had a similar aesthetic and mouthcamera to pic related

it was on my old laptop before it shit the bed, did anyone save it?

Adrian Diaz
Adrian Diaz

Everton and Utd will win.

That's pretty randomn wow.

William Davis
William Davis

Arsenal will have to pay as much as £86.5million to sign Torino striker Andrea Belotti as his club won't let him leave for less than his release clause, according to his agent Sergio Lancini.

Anthony Sanders
Anthony Sanders

Arsenal won't sign Andrea Belotti
Would have been more accurate

Jason Edwards
Jason Edwards

no idea why i remembered it just then

pogba deleted the insta post soon after too iirc which is kind of annoying

Kayden Price
Kayden Price

The rumours are all bollocks. Like Mertesacker going on loan. He won't. Kosc or Mastafi getting injured and they'll need him.

All the other rumours are the same shit every year. Wenger, as usual, needs a top striker, but they don't exist in the price range let alone going to Arselel.

Andrew Ross
Andrew Ross

It's the same for most clubs right now

Literally every Jan rumour about City is bollocks

Logan Williams
Logan Williams

*walks towards the Championship*

Wyatt Brown
Wyatt Brown

Speaking of which, any update on the Gabriel Jesus to Man City situation?

Blake Moore
Blake Moore

You've already been sacked Bob.

Grayson Phillips
Grayson Phillips

Christensen back to Chelsea at the end of the season has been confirmed by his dad. Imagine not being a Chelsea fan right not. Top myself desu.

Zouma Aké
Christensen

How good is this defense going to be in 2-3 years time? Already jizzing my pants. However you just know something is going to get fucked. Like >we bring in some older meme defender like Barzagli or Bonucci (which are both amazing don't get me wrong) and one or two of these incredible talents decides to leave permanently. Really hope Gonde is the beginning of the end for Chelsea's loan army if I'm quite honest. Sick of seeing incredible talent out on loan, only to get moved on and then turn out amazing time and time again.

Noah Rodriguez
Noah Rodriguez

Imagine being Caucasian and English right now

FTFY

Alexander Perez
Alexander Perez

how good are these youth defenders gonna be when they're still several years away from their peak
Not very?

Ake was playing alright at best for Bournemouth, yet he's suddenly become amazing because Chelsea recalled him

Jackson Lee
Jackson Lee

Christensen's an Elvedi babby desu

Anthony Morris
Anthony Morris

Aké was by far their, tbf second best player because Wilshit has been GOAT, whenever I watched Bournemouth, and I actually watched a few because of Aké being there. People called him amazing last season for Watford as well, remember? He's got great pace, vision and passing/ball control for a defender, and he's great at interceptions and tackles. You don't find any other flaw in him other than sometimes I've felt like his positioning is a bit weird. But so was Luiz' for his entire career without Gonde and look what happened to that guy. Aké might still be young, but he's already looking like he could step right in ahead of Cahill. Same goes for the other two.

Robert Bailey
Robert Bailey

BREAKING: Chelsea's plans to redevelop Stamford Bridge unanimously approved by Hammersmith and Fulham Council.

Jose Howard
Jose Howard

Schneiderlin had a great season before Wanyama even joined Southampton. Sup Forums always seems to forget this for some reason.

Ryder Garcia
Ryder Garcia

sort your head out you mong

Jordan Jenkins
Jordan Jenkins

christensen
literally who?

Jose Clark
Jose Clark

starter at a premier league team at 19 is impressive tbf, especially in a defensive position

Hudson Ross
Hudson Ross

Yeah I'm honestly not too excited about this.. thing. I mean it's going to increase the capacity, and thats probably a good thing (probably because look what happened to Arsenal and now West Ham after they got bigger stands), but why do they need the fucking whacky futuristic 90's movie design?

BMG's player of the year last season, when they still had Xhaka mind you.

Julian Brooks
Julian Brooks

based

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

Has this meme been done yet? I hope not.

Justin Garcia
Justin Garcia

no i think you're the first one, mind if i borrow it?

Andrew Cook
Andrew Cook

yes it never has mate first time I've seen it, nice and original yes good

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

It's okay for you, you'll probably never go to a live chelsea match in your life

Justin Brown
Justin Brown

what else do you want another fucking bowl?

the interior looks comfy af

Thomas Jones
Thomas Jones

thanks friends, thought I was being original hahah

Blake Morales
Blake Morales

chelsea fans, the most plastic team, complaining about bowls

Aaron Smith
Aaron Smith

dont be upset my friend

Hudson Murphy
Hudson Murphy

you will live your entire life being a seething mongoloid that makes assumptions about a random fan you've most likely never met because he supports a team you don't like

Dominic Jenkins
Dominic Jenkins

did you know Mane entered that contest himself and came 4th?

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

Can I try a new meme?

Lampford Bridge

Jacob Scott
Jacob Scott

Holy fuck you're triggered

Austin Scott
Austin Scott

Buy Soton players every year
Still can't beat them

Levi Adams
Levi Adams

imagine being a liverpool supporter lads

Robert Stewart
Robert Stewart

TOP MYSELF DESU

Ryder Perez
Ryder Perez

Not in the mood to sleep in a trash can tonight

Christopher Campbell
Christopher Campbell

No thanks

Justin Collins
Justin Collins

not for me la

Cooper James
Cooper James

i'd rather not

Grayson Campbell
Grayson Campbell

Coming out of arseholes

Jeremiah Torres
Jeremiah Torres

ABLivs always win

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

I'd rather be banned from every Toby's desu

Tyler Parker
Tyler Parker

Night la's!!!!!

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

i can't even imagine such torture

Justin King
Justin King

shan't be doing this

Luis Thomas
Luis Thomas

GF accepted my proposed contract extension and promotion to wife. Contract should be finalized withing a few days of the transfer window opening.

Julian James
Julian James

No dodgy clauses like signing on a forced wife's son, right?

Charles Howard
Charles Howard

Only additional clause was a honeymoon some place in the South Pacific like Fiji.

Colton Taylor
Colton Taylor

congrats user, i'm happy for you

here's to hoping she's not a bust

Oliver Ortiz
Oliver Ortiz

it's that time of the year again

Cooper Williams
Cooper Williams

How much is the release clause?

Hunter Bell
Hunter Bell

What are her weekly wages?

Zachary Peterson
Zachary Peterson

Half his shit

Sebastian Thomas
Sebastian Thomas

there's going to be a crash in football transfers very soon
thanks epl and china

Dylan James
Dylan James

any news lads?

Julian Cox
Julian Cox

Nikolaj Thomsen going to FCK from Nantes on loan.

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

less than 10 years ago Robinho to Man City was 32.5M pounds
what the fuck happened? and don't say inflation, because Ronaldo (the Portuguese one) went to Real for 80M pounds like a year and a half later

Hudson Gonzalez
Hudson Gonzalez

SECOND STRIKER M8

Ryder Lopez
Ryder Lopez

christ

Jose Peterson
Jose Peterson

I believe it's due to inflation

Grayson Phillips
Grayson Phillips

the premier league deal that allowed british teams to spend money without giving a fuck(see Newcastle/city) creating a bubble

Ian James
Ian James

Pescara loaned in midfielder Andrés Cubas from Boca Juniors

Carson Thomas
Carson Thomas

Heung min Son mate

Oliver Butler
Oliver Butler

Sanchez, Aubameyang, Ricardo Rodriguez to PSG when

Dylan Thomas
Dylan Thomas

Any update on the John Terry to Bournemouth situation?

Cameron Evans
Cameron Evans

Meme

Brandon Morgan
Brandon Morgan

poop guardiolel

Brayden Ward
Brayden Ward

John Terry's at your house

Jack Martinez
Jack Martinez

Be nice to the pinoy or I'm going to have to start posting pics of my vacation there.

Christopher Price
Christopher Price

where did you go la

Jayden Ross
Jayden Ross

Manila, Banaue, Legazpi, Cebu, Oslob, Bohol, Puerto Princessa and El Nido.

Noah Williams
Noah Williams

But he's annoying. Even as a united fan I prefer the Slav abu

Jose James
Jose James

Watford signing Tom Cleverley on loan
Bit unusual for them to be signing an Englishman.

Noah Scott
Noah Scott

Did you shag the Pinoy's former brother?

Colton Rogers
Colton Rogers

qt dutch girl on her way over my house
its 12:04am and we both have work at 8
What the fuck do i do lads?

Camden Roberts
Camden Roberts

Inflation m8

Camden Long
Camden Long

just because inflation

Landon Robinson
Landon Robinson

The Crystal Palace one is awesome

Sebastian Myers
Sebastian Myers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_59kIFjrG7A
fuck, it's live!

Landon Taylor
Landon Taylor

So lads, I gave you all a locked in bet last night. Who's rich today?

Julian Turner
Julian Turner

true geordie is 100% better

Wyatt Smith
Wyatt Smith

should have bet the money yourself so you can pay off those naughty pinoy coppers and go back to america, as you said

Jaxon Myers
Jaxon Myers

im gonna need some fresh transfer rumors

STAT!!!

Sebastian Wright
Sebastian Wright

give 2 mins lad. no sod bothers these days apart from me and the one dutch lad

Dominic Butler
Dominic Butler

Barcelona and Juventus are interested in Liverpool midfielder Adam Lallana, 28, and face competition from Paris St-Germain. (Times - subscription based)

Manchester United could make a £40m move for Monaco midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko in order to beat Chelsea to the 22-year-old. (Daily Star)

West Ham are close to wrapping up the transfer of Brentford striker Scott Hogan in a deal worth £15m, having had three earlier bids for the 24-year-old rejected. (Sun)

Chelsea are lining up Middlesbrough defender Ben Gibson, 23, as their number one target to replace John Terry when he heads to China in the summer. (Daily Mirror)

But Chelsea club captain Terry, 36, will not be leaving the club before the end of the season despite being linked with a loan move to Bournemouth. (Sky Sports)

However, a conflicting report claims Terry will indeed speak to Bournemouth boss Eddie Howe over a possible move later this week. (Daily Mail)

Former England team-mates Paul Ince, 49, and Stuart Pearce, 54, will be interviewed for the England Under-21 manager's job. (Times - subscription required)

The Football Association have been urged to bid for the 2030 World Cup by the president of the Asian Football Confederation. (Daily Mail)

Sunderland manager David Moyes is weighing up a move for 27-year-old Everton midfielder Tom Cleverley. (Daily Telegraph)

Chelsea striker Michy Batshuayi, 23, has been told he has no chance of leaving Chelsea this month amid reported interest from Swansea and West Ham. (Daily Star)

West Brom boss Tony Pulis is ready to make a new move for Crystal Palace striker Christian Benteke, 26, and could finance the deal by selling 23-year-old striker Saido Berahino to Stoke. (Sun)

Barcelona midfielder Ivan Rakitic, 28, is set to stay at the Nou Camp for at least the rest of the season despite reports linking him with a move to Manchester City. (Guardian)

Eli King
Eli King

Crystal Palace manager Sam Allardyce is closing in on the £3m signing of 24-year-old Arsenal defender Carl Jenkinson, while Sunderland left-back Patrick Van Aanholt, 26, is also a £7m target for the Eagles. (Sun)

Italian champions Juventus are interested in signing 22-year-old Liverpool midfielder Emre Can. (Calciomercato.com)

Arsenal will not let club captain Per Mertesacker, 32, leave on loan this month despite him not playing a single minute for the Gunners this term after suffering a serious knee injury in pre-season. (Daily Mirror)

Hull City boss Marco Silva has confirmed his interest in 30-year-old FC Porto midfielder Evandro, who worked under Silva at Estoril. (Hull Daily Mail)

Swansea City are thought to have held talks over a deal for Norwich full-back Martin Olsson, 28, as they push on with their January spending plans. (Wales Online)

West Ham have made an improved bid of £5m for 29-year-old Hull and Scotland midfielder Robert Snodgrass, who has scored 12 goals for club and country this season. (Sky Sports)

French side Lyon are interested in signing out-of-favour Manchester United forwards Memphis Depay, 22, and Adnan Januzaj, 21, who is on loan at Sunderland. (Daily Mail)

Everton are eyeing a move for 17-year-old Sheffield Wednesday striker George Hirst - the the son of former Owls striker David. (Liverpool Echo)

Aston Villa believe their offer for Nottingham Forest captain Henri Lansbury has been accepted and are preparing for the 26-year-old midfielder's medical. (HITC)

Stourbridge defender Dan Scarr, 22, who scored his side's goal in their 2-1 FA Cup third-round defeat by Wycombe last weekend, has been taken on trial at Premier League West Brom. (Express and Star)

William Cox
William Cox

thats the stuff

Landon Ross
Landon Ross

TRANSFER HEADLINES (Sky Sports)

Allardyce: Benteke not for sale

Cleverley to have Watford medical

Eveton to announce Schneiderlin today

Fellaini contract extended

Lincoln Martin
Lincoln Martin

Leeds to premiership

Jaxon Lewis
Jaxon Lewis

Fellaini contract extended

Dylan Moore
Dylan Moore

no. they bottle it more than Arsenal

Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson

Klopp: we should have lost 3-0
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

1 Chelsea
2 United
3 Spurs
4 Liverpool
5 City
6 Arsenal

Chase Torres
Chase Torres

People honestly thought this team could win the PL

Scousers will never stop being deluded as fuck.

Lincoln Miller
Lincoln Miller

Underrated post

Noah Perez
Noah Perez

tfw ABLi
It feels good to always win desu

Levi James
Levi James

you'd better put the rumours in the OP or i'll kill you lad

Brandon Green
Brandon Green

when I make new thread I always do

Thomas Watson
Thomas Watson

New contracts for Koscielny, Giroud and Coquelin.

Lincoln Allen
Lincoln Allen

SB: "We have said we don't want to sell our best players but @dimpayet17 does not want to play for us. We are not going to sell him.
https://twitter.com/WestHamUtd/status/819488546918715392
where do you think memeyet will go lads?

Evan Rogers
Evan Rogers

but @dimpayet17 does not want to play for us.
what a way to alienate your player and open up the floodgates of hate from wet spam fans

Lucas Anderson
Lucas Anderson

what did the fan mean by this?

Nicholas Anderson
Nicholas Anderson

As a spammer I feel bad for Dimi. Surrounded by dogshit and sold a pack of lies by the board that they would invest in quality this summer and we got shit like Tore, Calleri, Zaza and Nordtveit.

I wouldn't play for this fucking shower either at the moment.

Kayden Morris
Kayden Morris

Ayew used to be a great player, dunno what happened.

Brayden Hall
Brayden Hall

To a Ligue 1 wasters

James Butler
James Butler

He wants to sign for Marseille.
What a retard.

Thomas Cooper
Thomas Cooper

Shit Ham

Worst run club in the world. Make Leeds look professional in comparison.

Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

How much will Liverpool offer for Redmond?

Nolan Johnson
Nolan Johnson

Sky Sources understand Hull City are close to completing the permanent signing of Porto midfielder Evandro Goebel.
Also
Sky Sources understand Hull City are close to completing the permanent signing of Porto midfielder Evandro Goebel.
What does our resident mauler think of these? Did the owners just hate Phelan not giving him transfers?

Alexander Peterson
Alexander Peterson

fuck sake posted same rumour
Sky sources are also telling us that Hull also expected to complete the loan signing of Everton striker Oumar Niasse today

Michael Carter
Michael Carter

Redmond is absolutely trash.

Joshua Hill
Joshua Hill

An elite group of nine European 'super clubs', including five from the Premier League, are now so wealthy that nobody else has any realistic chance of catching them financially, a new official report from UEFA warns.

Manchester United, Manchester City, Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool along with Spanish giants Real Madrid and Barcelona, Germany's Bayern Munich and France's Paris Saint-Germain are featured in a new report from UEFA as being among 'global brands' who 'monetise their huge supporter bases' around the world in ways never seen before.

In hard economic terms, these clubs have each boosted their annual income by around £100million each just from commercial sources - mainly club and shirt sponsors - over the past six years. The average increase for most of Europe's other 700-plus top division clubs in the same period has been well below £1m.

Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

Redmond looks like that Muslim bird who got famous because she grew a beard

Jayden Perry
Jayden Perry

ironic that all those englel """"super clubs"""" would get absolutely stomped by any of the others except psg

Oliver Cooper
Oliver Cooper

And yet people moaned that City and Chelsea's spending "ruined" the league

It was the only fucking way to stop it becoming a one team league because of the fucked financial structure

Nicholas Perez
Nicholas Perez

now so wealthy that nobody else has any realistic chance of catching them financially,
because Man City didn't fabricate revenue to do this. bollocks story.

Matthew Lopez
Matthew Lopez

Is that why Barca lost 3-1 to Man City a whole 3 months ago

Caleb Miller
Caleb Miller

cause pep is a genius

Xavier Bell
Xavier Bell

Southampton player
scored against Liverpool

Him being shit or not has nothing to do with it, look at Lovren

Juan Cooper
Juan Cooper

REMEMBER TOM CLEVERLEY. THE QUOTE UNQUOTE NEXT PAUL SCHOLES

Hes having a medical at relegation battle club Watford today

Eli Hill
Eli Hill

How long is Shelvey's ban? Will they drop enough points for Reading or Huddersfield to push them down to play-offs?

Alexander Morgan
Alexander Morgan

Non-league

Fuck off, m8.

Landon Green
Landon Green

nice meme, but at the minute its more interesting

Henry Anderson
Henry Anderson

Premier League is more Non-League

Nolan Nelson
Nolan Nelson

whats his end game?

Ryan Howard
Ryan Howard

Is all of Liverpool's 'First Division' titles now Championship titles?

Tyler Gonzalez
Tyler Gonzalez

getting off the shit show that west ham.
have 2 year old stadium have major refurb just for you
costs over £200m
pay non of it
bigger money from television rights
milk out season tickets
spend less than £30m (considering Newcastle spent £50m)
trying to buy crap like Defoe and Snodgrass and trying jew tactics
I dont blame him for wanting out

Jaxson Parker
Jaxson Parker

Are these all just jokes or are these """"""reporters""""" being serious?

Xavier Wood
Xavier Wood

@ManUtd confirm they have exercised clause in @Fellaini's contract to keep him at Old Trafford until summer of 2018

Charles White
Charles White

where is he gonna go?

Carson Anderson
Carson Anderson

Couscous nonce

Every time

He doesn't know FEN

Leave

Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Gutierrez

Marseille seems the obvious choice, but any of the top 6 could buy him cheap

Landon Taylor
Landon Taylor

sign a 5 year contract
whine less than 2 years into it

I blame him

Gabriel Price
Gabriel Price

It's le hilarious twitter troll where people pretend to be journalists saying the stupidest shit possible

It's top #banter for the ladbible crowd

Alexander Moore
Alexander Moore

they looked promising getting in Bilic last year, they've just gone completely stupid this season. If you have Bilic as a coach and some good players, why look at Defoe and Snodgrass?

James Long
James Long

cant see marseille happening

wondering if he is thinking about china

Daniel Cox
Daniel Cox

How tinpot are West Ham lads? Every transfer window is a bigger shitshow than the last

Payet is clearly a big fucking baby too

Charles Anderson
Charles Anderson

BOG SIM HIS SARGON
AHAHAHA WEST HAM

Jordan Campbell
Jordan Campbell

https://twitter.com/WestHamUtd/status/819507947923324928

just

Owen Hernandez
Owen Hernandez

Actually I think you're the guy thats in the wrong place here. I mean do you unironically follow people on twitter? And at that, you follow some unfunny lads LADS: banter !!!! accounts? Wow yeah I think I should leave guys, this place was designed just for your kind.

Christopher Jones
Christopher Jones

Tottenham to make it a round 10.

Anthony Parker
Anthony Parker

autistic norge throws a fit

FEN is the most trustable source of divegrass news there is, now leave.

Jeremiah Morales
Jeremiah Morales

makes you think t b h

Christian Foster
Christian Foster

no Benfica news everywhere

was this thread supposed to be good?

Asher Gray
Asher Gray

Fucking disgrace. Nurses are getting horrendously overpaid these days.

Easton Harris
Easton Harris

@73610060
Nope, you can frick off if you think I'm just going to "leave".

Oliver Cook
Oliver Cook

Even better then. I didn't remember but he's a quality manager, it's the derby heirarchy that are mental.

Unironically signing Steve McLaren twice.

Josiah Hall
Josiah Hall

new thread soon, prepare yourself *dabs*

Landon Rodriguez
Landon Rodriguez

i will end your Sup Forums career if you post it before 500 posts

Carson Hughes
Carson Hughes

any post comparing athelete wages with NHS or Armed Forces wages

Make it stop

Julian Hill
Julian Hill

who /snow/ here?

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

True. They don't contribute anything.

Jayden Price
Jayden Price

Bringing in an older meme defender wouldn't be a big deal. If EBJT moves on end of the season, the only experienced defender in that lineup would be Cahill. Bring in bonnucci and he can be a starter for a year and teach them some stuff. Keep them steady while they ply their trade in rotation.

Looking forward to seeing azpilicuetta on the right next season though. Moses has done okay, but azpi been played out of his position his entire Chelsea career.

Ake was Watford's best defender last season and was Bournemouth's best defender this season. He ironed out the mistakes he was making at Watford in the last six months and looks solid. I was hoping >we would put in a bid when we got promoted.

Brody Thompson
Brody Thompson

the Marseille project looks solid lad

Jaxson Foster
Jaxson Foster

Not today swedebro, busy on work tasks and whatnot, somebody else will have to make it

Charles Nguyen
Charles Nguyen

rain, as always.

you up in the hills somewhere?

Jordan Jackson
Jordan Jackson

Why do we even have the jan window?

Nothing ever happens

Wyatt Roberts
Wyatt Roberts

tfw off work and avoiding the choas the snow will bring
Feels good

Jace Sullivan
Jace Sullivan

Virgil Van Dijk.

Gavin Evans
Gavin Evans

Who would they buy though? Berahino is permacrocked and the January window makes all the prices outside of Levy's price range.

Carson Ward
Carson Ward

/sp/thread/73610197#p73610197
NEW THREAD
/sp/thread/73610197#p73610197
NEW THREAD
/sp/thread/73610197#p73610197

Lincoln Gonzalez
Lincoln Gonzalez

someone make a proper new thread. Im off for me dinner

Christian Cruz
Christian Cruz

Should get rid of it. Different teams is unfair.

Justin Nelson
Justin Nelson

Cleverly going to Watford
Torres signing was all a meme
RLC not going anywhere

Haway Rafa get some transfers in. And get rid of fucking Murphy.

Nicholas Thomas
Nicholas Thomas

Thanks autismo.

Camden Reed
Camden Reed

It's only really here so brazillians and russians can sign people in their offseason

Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

Thinking of betting on Liverpool losing at home to Soton in the second leg. Should I?

Aiden Price
Aiden Price

Worst they'll do is draw

Kevin Phillips
Kevin Phillips

stake £1

why even bother

Luke Stewart
Luke Stewart

Range ban Australia when?

So we can have /trans/ of course.

Really hope JT stays, even if he knows he isn't going to play. I don't want to see that man walk out the door the way Lampard did. However I suppose you're right about Bonucci, having Cahill, Zouma, Luiz as starters and only have Aké and Christensen as back-up doesn't really sound like "great depth", the one thing Chelsea have been pretty decent at over the years when it comes to managing >our squad.

Jaxon Thomas
Jaxon Thomas

I get paid tomorrow. Fancied some free booze with my shrapnel.

Nolan Cook
Nolan Cook

Watford or Man U to win, who should I bet £100 on?

David Johnson
David Johnson

Manure will win

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