Well, thanks to you degenerates, im attracted to traps now...

Well, thanks to you degenerates, im attracted to traps now. I found this bitch on craigslist and were gonna have some fun today for $40. Convince me to go through with this or make me feel stupid, guys.

What are those teats lmao
Fuckin used frying pan titties

thats a methhead

>$40 for that

prepare your asshole, OP

That would make hella sense. What gives it away?

Not worth is what youre saying?

$40 from Craigslist? Enjoy your aids bro. You want a good tranny, you should be paying at least 200, and you should always check for reviews before you do any of them.

Im not a tard, I wasnt gonna fuck it. Probably just oral and jerk off. May be best to stay away though then, ya?

no I'm saying she's gonna fuck you hard with her gurldick

His face SCREAMS aids and herpes.
40 bucks? HAHAHAHAHAHAH GO FOR IT OP THEN COME BACK TO COMPLAIN THAT THERE ARE UNEXPECTED SORES AROUND YOUR ASS AND DICK

Eh, $40 is kinda sketchy. Where are you located, user?

I thought so too, but I was looking for casual sex so my logic was that it wouldnt really dent my wallet much anyways. Without being too specific in the PNW.

Another option might be grindr, meetme and POF. Try for a non-pro user, one that hasn't run through a million dicks and bad decisions for another ride on the horse or Oxy.

Clubsissy is another alternative, though it's mostly over 30.

Ill take it that this is a bad idea then. Thanks for the input user. Im not gonna go through with it. You the real mvp.

implying it's safer to fuck a girl who you can meet for casual sex using social media/app is any less dangerous than fucking a whore where the obvious barrier to entry is money.

I didn't say it wasn't still a risk, but with a little bit of discerning eye you might be able to connect with a trap/trans girl that you have some chemistry with and one that is not looking to fuck everything in goddamn sight.

Gay sex (and it is gay sex, regardless of how you frame the argument about gender) carries risk, period. But you can mitigate it somewhat by perhaps connecting with someone on Prep, someone who insists on the use of condoms and who might not be some oxycodone/heroine/IV drug user.

The man is right. Craigslist seems sketch, but what do I know? I fuckin came to b for advice

Yeah, best to stay away. If you want an amateur, you shouldn't be paying. If she's asking for money, she's a pro that's seen miles of dick, and just wants 40 bucks for a quick bump.

If you want a cheaper "pro" check for Thai massage places with ladyboys - quality may vary, but you'll generally spend 60 or so for a massage, and then another 40-60 for a handjob or blowjob, usually where you can play with the benis a bit while she does it. Some ladyboys will fuck (or let you suck them off, etc, no judgement) for more, but in my experience that takes a few visits before they're generally willing.

If you're spending though, ALWAYS look for reviews. A lot of trannies are flat out crazy, and will not deliver as promised. Be safe, and have fun.

Sick, thanks for the advice user

This is the sort of escort £150 gets you in the uk. If you want an escort then pay a little more.

wear a rubber and dont finish inside, otherwise relax and enjoy

Yep, that's about the quality you'll see for 200 here in the states. You can pay more, but there better be a damn good reason she's charging higher.

I'm not sure there's a shit ton of ladyboys doing thai/asian massage in the pacific northwest. Even near seattle. I get the impression (never been there, east coaster myself) that most of the area is rural.

>A lot of trannies are flat out crazy, and will not deliver as promised.
God this is the truth. If you treat them the bit like a human they have the propensity for latching on your ass in a heartbeat and being crazy as fuck clingy.

>not being into needy/clingy grils

faggot

Not sure - Boston area myself. I know that there are some hidden gems in the Thai massage places around here. I'd have expected you could find some Thai bodywork places in Seattle, Portland, etc, at least, but don't have firsthand experience.

Indeed, they will get clingy, or sometimes they're just plain paranoid or apparently high as fuck. Had one stage 5 clinger who still texts my burner on occasion... she had no other way to contact me, so I keep asking her to send me nudes and videos, and she does, so, it's all good.

You dont know what you will get yourself into until you get to have an actual needy gf. Good lord

Don't do it OP. I got home from work and was bored so after a few minutes o Sup Forums I started wondering if I was gay so I looked up a trap on adult friend finder and went to fuck at like 4 am. Was not a good experience. I probably found a really shitty trap but I'm convinced there are certain male attributes that you can't get rid of.

Did you still have sex though?

There's a difference between clingy/needy and "show up at your job or doorstep at all hours and act like a crazy cunt/drama queen and endanger your employment/home situation". If he's like myself then fucking traps and trannies is something I don't do in the open for obvious reasons. If he wants to be open about it that's all and well, but there are still other things to consider. Plus 1 or 2 fucks != a relationship, and many of them, if you treat them really really good and decent will fucking latch on your ass like a lamprey.

Many have been dehumanized/marginalized/fetishized and good/decent social interactions are far and few between and makes them do crazy shit. Plus the hormones don't help. Nor the usual levels of gay drama, especially gay fem drama. Watch Rupaul's drag race for just a taste of that shit.

Tried my hardest. I got there hot but after a few minutes it just got weird for me. Like the passion faded after I started feeling that she was like fake feminine. It just didn't feel like a woman to me.

I'm down in central VA and most of the 'asian massage parlors' are worn out old middle aged southeast asian seahags you wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole. Not a big thai population here. Mostly Korean/Vietnamese with a smattering of Filipino that moved up from the base area in Norfolk. I'd die for a decent ladyboy to hook up with.

Quints of truth.

In my experience:
Asians are the most feminine traps.
Black girls tend to be more aggressive about topping, and often not so passable (fat =/= sexy big tits)
White girls tend to be very sissy if younger, strike me as very flamboyant ("gay dude in a dress") when older.
Latin girls tend to be sexy as fuck - love to fuck, look good, ready for anything - but also the highest proportion of crazy.

Your mileage may vary, but this is what I've seen.

Not quite. So close to hexs though.

I got a Latina trap. Yea, she was pretty horny and all over me. Like I walked in and we immediately started making out, which wasn't that pleasurable. After a bit she took off my pants and gave me a blow job which was actually alright.
Anyway, she was like fucking all over me , biting me and feeling me up and shit. Like she was intoxicated with passion...and beer. Literally. That's partly why I didn't like the kissing.

Dude, ain't no one fucking traps because they are female.

You probably need to really think over your sexuality, and life choices, or seek psychologists help. Being that far in denial is not good for you.

Lol, don't do it

Lol I just do things for the experience of it sometimes. After this I truly realize I'm not gay in the slightest or whatever. But I'm not freaking out because I got sucked off by a dude or fake woman or whatever. I'm fine mentally and emotionally. Just another story to add to my collection of bullshit that I've done.

5 9's would be a quintuple, would it not? Or am I just being middle aged and retarded.

>Asians are the most feminine traps.
Agreed
>Black girls tend to be more aggressive about topping, and often not so passable (fat =/= sexy big tits)
YMMV on this one, some are ultra fem and bottom only-don't even want you to touch the D. IME the biggest dick stereotype is also true. This has been by far my biggest exposure to the clingy/crazy shit.

>White girls tend to be very sissy if younger, strike me as very flamboyant ("gay dude in a dress") when older.
Agreed. Also have some of the worst fucking examples of trapping, ever.
>Latin girls tend to be sexy as fuck - love to fuck, look good, ready for anything - but also the highest proportion of crazy.
Most of the Latino girls here are of native american decent (VA) and are just barrel chested and not very attractive. West coast may be entirely different since there's a lot of mixing going on and has been for years.

Yeah, but it has to be at the end to count on 4chinz.

Ah, okay. Never picked up on that. Blame it on my ADD. Thanks for the explanation.

I was pleased to see this was the first commentary.
Those are manboobs at best, cmon. WHen the time comes, the dick is better half an inch.