Hey Sup Forums So I'm a full-time babysitter, and I have this problem that I get very emotional attached to the babies I babysit. However a few months ago I thought of a way to keep my memories with these boys and girls with me forever. When I have put the babies to sleep I poke them with a very thin surgical needle and extract a drop of blood between two glass slides so they will always be with me.
So my question is would this be considered illegal in any ways? I'm a bit scared that my box of slides will be found and questions will be asked.
Sorry didn't have any paper so hope it's okay I used my watch.
Jordan Nguyen
This is Ashley I babysat 5 days ago.
Jaxon Murphy
Always remember to follow Harry's code
Thomas Bennett
Stop watching Dexter and get a life.
Dylan Garcia
Wait, you're a girl? Woah, I find what you do very attractive... Lol
Easton Stewart
Holy fuck, that is DEFINITELY illegal, but i can't decide whether it is some weird-ass kind of pedophilia or just violence.
Juan Cox
I am sure that this is illegal. After all you wound those babies even though it's just a little wound they probably barely feel. I mean it's bleeding.
Cameron Sullivan
>hurr durr watching dexter >le epic bait idea >le fame on Sup Forums >trolled hard >never forget
Dominic Nguyen
Go back to /rk9/
Landon Lee
Ehhh, what...the...fuck. and yes NORMIE here
Leo Murphy
It's true I got the idea from Dexter, however it's still a very smart way to keep my memories of the time I had with the little ones.
Josiah Myers
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Carson Watson
how can you tell whos who??
Gabriel Bailey
Im no scientist, but maybye adding a little acid would make it harder to recognise DNA so you can just say it's your blood
Juan Collins
Jesus Christ you can actually tell that one of the slides are more fresh than the other one confirming OP's story. That's fucked up man.
Oliver Powell
I remember them by the numbers on my slide box
Asher Ward
Alright so whatever. But how does this help you "keep memories"? This does nothing except make you look autistic. There arn't even any names or anything.
Aaron Morales
that's pretty fucked up to replicate.
im positive its illegal.
Gabriel Flores
In other news: More shit that didn't happen
Michael Jackson
It does. Number 7, Ashley, number 6, Josh, number 5 Maria etc.
Michael Roberts
Ever seen/read The Help? Both the movie and the novel touch on this.
Elijah King
you could take some of their hair instead of poking them with a needle
Luke Gonzalez
When will you start strangling these babies to death?
Daniel Martin
why didnt you take pics or vids with the babbys you returd
Ryan Moore
and buy a large smelting pot and dip them in bronze after strangling them
Justin Wood
Why couldnt you just take pictures?
Christopher Russell
Show tits
Logan Baker
Do i have to be the one to ask for tits from the dexter apprentice .
Aaron Butler
Whoa dude
Gabriel Thomas
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Levi Carter
I actually thought about that as well. But I wanted something from them that was within their beautiful bodies. And how can something not be so perfect as the pure blood of the babies? Besides some of the babies I've babysat didn't have hair yet.
Aaron Foster
This
Asher Hernandez
if you eat their shit, they will always be a part of you
Andrew Phillips
Good man
Show us your tits OP
Brayden Phillips
hey dexter
Kevin Watson
Post names with slides
Wyatt Parker
How rusty and jagged is the needle? Do you shove the needle up your ass first? I mean that way a little part of you could always be with them too. Do you use the same needle?
Cooper Gomez
For about 5 years but ok
Hudson Adams
I also like to examine their urine and feces, so when I start the day I'll disable the flush so it all piles up after the the few hours I have with them.
Samuel Jenkins
wow. There is nothing about this habit that is sane, healthy, or legal. I'm pretty sure this thread is going to show up in a news piece detailing your arrest.
get ready for your 15 minutes of really fucked up fame
Carson Perry
Sorry gonna have to disappoint by saying I'm not a grill. Will do when I get home. Currently walking the dog. Sorry for the wrong watch I've got a few
Ian Wilson
hahahaha. God DAMN
is anyone else archiving this thread?
Tyler Sanchez
How do you hide the box?
Anthony Jackson
So what you are trying to say is that this entire thread is bullshit and you made it all up
Isaac Hill
Show face
Angel Johnson
Oh god the fucking pink kids piano in the background. You're a sick fuck
Lincoln Stewart
Someone fucking screencap this thread
Isaac Anderson
Just on my shelf. No. I'm just saying I'm a male babysitter
Ian Anderson
reported this thread. Make sure you enjoy the nice weather outside while you can. I think you might be spending some time indoors for a while.
