Things you hate in porn. Go!

Things you hate in porn. Go!

>video tagged "creampie"
>just before the guy cums he basically pulls 90% of his dick out and jerks off barely inside the woman's labia

The struggle is real my nigga.

>the man makes noises
>the man is included in the shot, like I'd want to see his ugly ass face

anal.

>doggy style where the camera is pointed directly at the mans asshole

have to purposefully search out for 'female orgasms' if you want anything focused on the woman's pleasure that isn't overacted moaning

>>just before the guy cums he basically pulls 90% of his dick out and jerks off barely inside the woman's labia
That's because they made her douche with fake cum and edited it to a new camera angle after

The worst right here

this

always seeing your mom

>kissing
>"after the scene"
>when she gets shown any respect at all

I guess i'll have to say it...
Niggers

sound in JAV

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How in the fuck do japanese men actually get off on that annoying voice the women do in those? I'd rather fuck Alex Borstein while she does Ms Swan's voice.

>woman pegs her man but doens't wank him off.

"pov" video
>10 second close up of a blowjob
>the rest of the video is abnormally zoom out

lesbo video

no femdicks

the close up of the guys ohhh face.. for some crazy reason i try to blam at the same time as the stud and at the worst moment a close up of his ohh face...girls who ham up not liking or really liking the sex..you cant fake shame..guys who go to far...i want them shamed but not much more...close ups of puss...

When they take too long to change positions and there is no cut.
Also too many cuts when not needed

When the the girl doesn't give a blowjob first.

I mean that's just..........common courtesy.

the big, buff, bald men who are only fucking 18yo girls who look like children
>are you borderline pedos?
>why dont you let your hair grow out?
>why dont you fuck on someone your own size?

Mfw the camera guy tells her how "beautiful" or "gorgeous" she is

>when no easily searchable tag exists for porn with a story
>when no easily searchable tag exists for hentai that shows the internal view of a pussy/mouth

yeah okay, lol

Thank you.

I thought beastialty was illegal

>facial cumshot
>guy misses completely
>girl still has to act like she's loving it

When the guy WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP

When she doesn't get degraded for being the putrid slut that she is

Using the words "Cum show" for a cam whores countdown on a camping site.

Why the fuck do we let them get away with this phrase? I am not gay and they don't ejaculate anything but piss. The fuck happened.

Omg that is so true! " oh yeah look at that " SHUT THE FUCK UP I TRY TO FAP HERE!!!

>The man is some fat Jewish guy who's probably the director

Camming site*

broken english in a roleplay of any kind

>The wild variance in the quality/resolution of VR porn
>When videos are tagged as HD but clearly aren't.
I want my hoes clear and viable

>35 minutes of overly enthusiastic cock gobbling

>5 minutes of actual sex

>2 minutes of more cock gobbling followed immediately by facial

>90% of cock gobbling scene shot top down giving primary focus on penis and almost no female body view

I hate when the dude starts sucking the shemales dick. Fucking total turn off it almost ruins the porn

when she opens her mouth to take a load and then tries to do anything and everything to not get cum in her mouth or out of it as quick as possible

Ayy lmao
And he's just putting her on a pedestal, being a "supreme gentleman" it always sounds like his overcompensating for being a closet fag kek

>love BBWs
>nigger males in half the videos

professional porn in general is garbage too.

>Asian girl won't shut up

>watch porn
>camera points at girls body
>hot as fuck
>guy almost cums i prepare to cum too
>im cumming
>camera tilts to guys unshaved ugly orgasm face
>mfw

>cumshot happens
>no cleanup fellatio afterward
The one thing the japanese get right

Close ups of puss?? That's my favorite part...

>be me fapping
>find good creampie video
>time it right to cum at the same time the guy does for some reason
>fuck yea about to cum
>they immediately put the camera up to her puss
>she spreads he slop hole and farts out the cum
>pffrrttt spurt spuuurt
>" oh yeah baby queef out that cum baby "
>guy takes some out of her and stick it in her mouth

Fucking boner killer right there.

Cum farting? its looks fucking gross

The fucking dude is so goddamn cringe
and in amateur porn( which is all I watch ) you can tell that the girl thinks the dude is a weirdo fuck for wanted to catch it on camera.

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What you don't believe me? They cut the scene. Douche with fake cum, then the dude goes whacks it really hard maybe thrusts a few times and they turn the camera back on and have an editor clean it up to look like one shot

When a women with an amazing body is spread out getting fucked but they decide to record just her face

When the degenerate slut gives the camera the finger, what is that shit?

its a porn shoot they don't have a hollywood sfx budget to make it into a single shot where you can't tell it there was a break

Guys chest/stomach/ body hair is on screen. Its bad enough having to see a guy but way worse having to see his nasty body hair.

Saving my nut for the perfect moment and just as I decide to commit to cumming they turn the camera away or the screen goes black and Im left staring at nothing as I nut.

girl moaning and whining like a retard on bath salts as soon as a cock makes contact with any part of her body.
Focusing too much on the dude fucking her.
Cable/plumbing never gets repaired.

You literally see his penis and ballsack, but seeing chest hair makes you uncomfortable? I'm confused user

>when no easily searchable tag exists for porn with a story
this and
>porn with decent to good story, but the acting is shit

>literally any professional porn vid

>>Young guy is fucking the most gorgeous teen girl you can imagine. She's into it, obviously loves his dick, sucks him like a Master, and the scene is 20 minutes long. He's about to cum (and so am I), he pulls out of the hottest sex imaginable, aaaannd...drip. drip. ooze. Ahhh. Fucking lame, tiny, weak cumshot, which misses anything he was aiming for.
This. I hate when she is grossed out by cum. Especially when she winces when it hits her.

I'm fairly sure 50% of hentais do that
Try "X-ray" buddy

try Final Flesh

>when your favorite scene gets deleted and you don't find a torrent for it either

also this:
>when no easily searchable tag exists for porn with a story

Fuck

U

Bald men. Idec if they're black. Jusy hire a mother fucker - or sister fucker or w/e - with some damn hair.

I hate EVER seeing the dudes face. Completely kills a scene for me.

try x-art or passion HD

Especially in sasha foxx edging vids, the last thing I want to hear is the guy groaning in my ear

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (gear shift) EEEEEEEEEEEEE

Also dudes making any noise at all. Your job as a male pornstar should be to simply be a penis that moves on it's own. Not an actor and even less noticeable than the plant in the background. Nothing worse than building up that nut and right before you climax you hear dude grunting like some monster out of Lord of the rings. You're like bro why?

STOP MANIPULATING ME.

when the screen goes black and i can see myself in the reflection of my monitor

They really do need to show how the stuff gets fixed, like a GI Joe PSA at the end of the movie. They fuck, and then he gives a Bob Vila-style instructional video of how to fix stuff around the house. Or he goes back to the pizza shop and they do a cooking segment.

I love when porn has actual dialogue during the sex scenes. A "you feel so good" or her saying she's cumming, or one of them describing what they want to do. That shit turns me on like mad.

Those vids are so hot though. Agree with the moaning part.

damn....

Ouch. I been there, brother

When she talks at the start and has a deep voice

>lamenting on the best things in porn or real life for that matter

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I'll take a fat Jew over a bald Nazi who looks like he spent a decade in prison for sex crimes already

When the thumbnail looks great but open video and she has a tattoo.
I'm really autistic, If she has tattoos, I'm not interested.

Found the jew

That can be a problem.

when the guy sits there jerking himself off for a minute before a cumshot.

seriously. if you've got to jerk it to finish off, you shouldn't be in porn.

Fuck off faggot
>my opinion is different that yours

>when some washed up whore sticks her tongue out for a cumshot and has a gross yellow tongue from all the cigarettes she smokes.

You could tell she smells like a fucking wet ashtray.

Do not want.

Disrespecting women
Basically all professional stuff

Fake moaning turns me off

>Disrespecting women
Sauce?

gr8 b8 m8. i r8 8/8

Jesus this thread is autistic as fuck.

This is why people save and download specific videos they like. You fucking idiots should try it.

I second this. Totally discussing to hear the guy fucking grunting and groaning.

>Video tagged "Oral Cream Pie"

>Man doesn't actually cum in girl's mouth

>Girl opens mouth and man shoot cum on her tongue.

People should watch videos with "Deep Throat Debbie" "Oral Amber" and "Heather Deep for an example of what an "Oral Cream Pie" actually is! (And to some extent :ittle Oral Andi)

h t t p://www. x v i d e o s .com/video25421731/boqete_com_gozada

Although there are some censored Jav porn and one scene where the guy jerks off on the woman's face, most of the scenes in this comp are a fine example of what oral cream pie is supposed to be. (I especially love the second scene where the girl almost chokes on all that cum in her mouth)

>disrespecting women
You know they choose to be there and are being paid for it right? Lots of women get off on being degraded believe it or not.

You're an idiot. You have to watch a scene before deciding whether you like it or not. Lots of undesirable things are seen in the process.

No shit retard. If you find one you like you download it. In case you haven't noticed, almost all these "shitty" videos have hundreds of thousands of views. Can't be that shitty.

Dude they just turn the camera off, then back on, they have a guy edit the video after. Like sometimes it'll just be them repositioned back to where they were when they started, or another angle like a close up, they have multiple cameras running from different angles so they have more footage for the editor to work with. It's not expensive, cheap camera tricks and post production editing keeps it pretty cheap anyone with a digital camera and a computer could do it. what the hell kind of low budget porn are you watching?

>oral andi
My girlfriend looks like her and it trips me out. Pretty useful because it's helping with outfits she can wear while blowing me.

>guaranteed replies

here's your (you)
have fun jerking off to it

I really like it when a girl acts surprised or scared and says "What are you doing?" in that sexy tone when the guy is about to slide in the cock.

fucking beaut.

Same fag.

Slso I don't care about your (you)s you niggers. Use fucking common sense and don't cry about every video not being catered to you.

You're starting to sound like a bunch of liberals.