>2017
>not owning a rolex
Explain yourself, poorfags ;)
Pic related is mine, you faggots jelly? hehe ;)
it's a new Rolex Submariner ;)
You see i don't wear shitty watch like workingclass dumb idiots wear.. shit watches like Casio and fucking Timex. ;)) I only wear expensive watches ;) hehe
I almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch ;))
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> almost got laid
You don't even have a wrist to put it on.
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Nauticas are way danker than a shitty rolex
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>almost got laid
It's probably because that watch doesnt fix the fact that you're a fatass.
fuck rolex piece of shit, (my omega old photo)
>Needs a watch to keep track of time
fagget
Fuck your normie watches faggot. This allow me to time travel.
Nice moon watch faggot.
At least my hand doesn't look like a brick
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This is what Marty McFly wears in Back To The Future II and III
your arm looks like it;s from this mong
but you fat as fuck homie rolex not gonna fix that faggot
Lel are you the same guy who posted this in Angry Hell on fb?
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I don't wear an expensive watch because I spent my money buying houses in order to retire before I'm 35.
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My watch is nicer!
get off this board.
nobody wants you.
Ham fisted?
Fuck you. I got my fidget spinner.
then you grew up and bought a Skagen and actually got laid 2 times while wearing it
Can it text, make calls, monitor your heartbeat like my iWatch? Didn't fucking think so, faggot.
Thin, inexpensive, and classy.
I can sail the 7 seas with it. Don't be jealous.
Sponsor me daddy
So can I, with the maps app, try again
>Having iWatch and calling other faggots
I use my phone to tell time.
That's a fake rolex. Nice pasta. There's no date in the bezel.
Tip jej
I have this magical device that vibrates and sings when someone calls / texts me, it also tells time.
I have these strange appendages protruding out of my arms that I can easily just check my pulse at will.
Dont forget, next time your mother brings you snacks to your basement tell her thanks for the watch
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>paying 100k for a thing that's from the 90's and the only thing you can do with it is tell what time it is.
For that money I can rent a house for a few years and buy my dreamcar.
I can even hang a clock on every wall in my house.
>b-but it's classy
No, it isn't, it makes you look like a retard, I'd buy a fake rolex for 10 bucks if I want to look "classy" and no one will even know.
Seen that picture before bad b8
Lel Why 35? Afraid that all your cholesterol will kill you by the age of 40?
The Sub no date retails for like 7500 not 100k
sausage hand lel
Does your watch have a GPS?
No, I didn't think so.
Ew Fuck Fitbit.
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>can do more than your pitiful rich person waste of money
>time
>date
>second time
>alarm
>fuckin calculator
>$30
do go on about how you mindlessly paid for a shit basic watch with a fancy name and got gypped by other rich people who are actually smarter than your gullible dumb rich ass
I'm sorry, can you track your resting heart rate over the last 3 years?
Easily.
See
why is your pig wearing it?
you look cheap... and is that velcro!? Fat birds and butter faces for you shagger!
Also, you still look cheap
Also can time travel...
Good luck trying to achieve that friendo :^)
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Damn right, my man. It was actually total coincidence when I bought it. I saw someone else had one, got one for myself, then I noticed it was in my favorite movie.
I'm constantly getting laid and it's all due to my Citizen Eco-Drive