> you wake up after a whole night of being drunk
> dont really remember what happened but know a hot/cute girl was involved
> you turn and see this girl looking at you
> suddenly she says "hey sleepy head. Thanks so much for making my 12th birthday so special"
What the f do you do Sup Forums?
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prepare for prison bars
Ask if she has a younger sister
Sjw moralfag cuck detected
Make the day after even MORE special!
In for a penny, in for a pound. Prepare for round 2.
Not if she keeps quiet
try to start a winking pro-pedophilia thread on 4 chan in an effort to validate your pedophilia FUCK OFF
true dat
"you're welcome, now go down and ask mommy when breakfast is ready, i'll be down in a minute"
>Wow me and my wife got so drunk last night after Jenny went to her friends to stay, her 12th birthday was a blast, but having her out of the house all night was our present, a cold shower should wake me up, i barely remember last night...
It doesn't always mean you fucked her Sup Forums
think outside the tinybox
Post the vid I obviously recorded on Sup Forums with time stamp, then an hero at in the back of my Ford Fusion.
Why?
make sure to video tape it next time
But what if u woke up with her soaking panties over your face
look kids, it's a newfag
Would just fuck her again I suppose
no difference, she obviously threw them at me to wake me up.
she did have a pool yesterday, it's obviously her wet ones from then.
Yayy! Round two it is
simple, you kill her
simple, we kill the loli
FUCK HER. RIGHT IN THE PUSSY.
Then go make some tea.
Ask her why there isn't a bowl of eggs waiting for me.
All of you are gay faggots who need to get laid.
/thread
>whole night of being drunk
>somehow wake up even though I've been up drinking the whole time
>wut
Go for round 2
Youre right.
With a 12 year old girl
so, just a regular old Thursday morning then?
your house = fartville
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>being this much of a fucking newfag
kys
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Do what I always do pinky.
Motorboat dat pussy.
Well I know for a fact that I am going to jail and it looks consensual so lets keep going till the cops blast my door, also start considering suicide because I don`t want to go to jail and get the special treatment pedos get as soon as they pass the doors. Good Night sweet prince
Ask for round 2
wake up again
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Post on about it and go to jail obviously.
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-Let's have an afterparty?
-Wanna be my prison wife?
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Underrated com
Go to bed user
turn 360° and walk away
neverr
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user wakes up, girl next to him: "thanks for making my 12th b-day so special"
user: "MOOOOOODS!"