Which way is your penis leaning right now?

which way is your penis leaning right now?

left for me

Up

Did you just assume my gender?

right, thanks for asking

My penis is always right.

Sitting comfortably in the middle right now, I'm wearing loose clothing.

Right is the only correct answer. the heart is left of center so the left tit and left teslicle are almost always larger and more vascular. This causes the cock to list right.

Well the shaft is vertical but the head is tilted left at a right angle. Thanks for asking tho

It doesn't lean I have an innie

Sweaty as fuck so it isn't leaning at all.

left

you might want to ask a doctor about that

What are you wearing?

Left, because I have a boner, even though I'm right-handed and thus use my right hand to jack off.
I don't get it, either.

An innie penis?
Wouldn't that be a vagina?

It's so small it sticks out like a little nub

No I was born with a micropenis.

Inb4 yes I'm obese.

My left, your right as you face me on your knees, so tilt your head to the right.

Oh okay, I'm sorry for bringing it up I guess.

left as well

It's ok I've excepted it years ago.

UPDATE: Now leaning left

Always left

Did you change you attire or find something that arroused you?

your attire*

Right

I'd love to see a video of this girl being run over by a train.

Hold up, do you mean my right or your right? This is important.

A simple change in my location leading to a shift in shaft positioning.

Sorry to disappoint.

straight down

Guys
PICS

I'm not really disappointed, just kind of following the premise of the thread.

That disappoints me.

My right your left

My penis is left-leaning because it loves Mexicans.

not leaning anywhere here. too small

alt-right

So slightly left of centre,yet it's still literally Hitler?

Left.

But kind of cause my groin area has a lot of extra skin and hides about 75% of my dick and makes it look like an ugly clitoris. Bitches love it when its hard tho, then ask where did it go when im soft.. Pretty comical