I am a wizard that is going to break the rules of time and space by restarting your life in one of the multiple realities out side of this one. Roll for your fate
00-09: Everything is the same except your sexual orientation is the opposite
10-19: You are a dog. But you are used for underground fighting. Breed doesn't matter seeming you don't live long
20-29: You enter a reality in which you live a long happy life with the person you want most
30-39: You end up with the person you want the most but they die after 2 years of a relationship caused by a freaking accident that was your fault
40-49: You are a nigger that lives in Detroit Michigan. You are shot and killed by a cop after robbing a gas station and shooting and killing the clerk with 100% proof and clear evidence. Your mother proclaims you didndu nuffin
50-59: Same as previous except you are an innocent black man that gets pulled over and shot over a minor turn signal violation. Your mother proclaims you didndu nuffin
60-69: Everything is the same except you form a sexual relationship with your closest family member of the opposite sex. Sister/brother over mother/father. Cousin over aunt/uncle. Grandmother/father over niece/nephew
70-79: You are member of a rain forest tribe
80-89: You are born into the Rothschild family. You expose your family as Illuminati as well as the other families. You bring about the downfall but are assassinated by a hiding ex member three years later
90-99: You are you but you have a sexual attraction to cats, street lights and people who cosplay as John Goodman
Dubs nullify and bring you back to your normal life but only if you wish
