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what's the point of this? to get in the way and slow everyone down?

Probably working as security for some shitty company on a bad day.

Some workplaces require security as a standard even tough the chances of someone entering with a weapon are close to zero.

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hes like bruce willis from unbreakable he can sense weapons

What the fuck?

Reversed?

He doesn't even work there, he's just waiting for a hot teen so he can do a full body cavity search.

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Yep

can someone explain wtf is happening? or what is going to happen?
or post part 2, cause I'm so fucking confused.

when you cum and she keeps sucken

Ariana Grande concert security.

ah, nvm thanks

kill yourself. you are too stupid to waste any further resources on.

If you look he only has white people come thru his line, so he makes the motions, when black people, and brown people come thru...I bet he pats them down...

Just gotta keep up appearances.

Sure, I'm in the mood for an internet argument.

I provide your resources chubby.

no you don't.

kill yourself anyway. i'm sure someone else will be able to work the grill at mcdonald's in your absence.

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god damn he went from 12years old to fucking 60 in 3secs

yeah, I guess if you never leave your house and never drive a car because you're level next neckbeard then maybe you're right.

>gets called out on being stupid
>brags about working in food industry

you see how stupid you are?

kill yourself, faggot.

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And back to 12

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>idiot talking shit
>doesn't realize that other idiot meant that he's a taxpayer and pays for initial lazy retard's existence
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>profit??

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Burger flippers still have to pay taxes? Sorry bruh...

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actually, he made a dumb post (responding to himself, as opposed to anyone who replied to him) intimating that he had something to do with the petroleum industry.

believe it or not, if you pay taxes in one country, those taxes don't benefit someone else in an entirely different country. crazy, right?

you are also stupid enough to go kill yourself. do it now.

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>Look how smart I am everyone! I can ignore the point of the statement entirely and pretend that I'm ignorant as to what someone meant! Does anyone like me yet???
Die alone.

WHAT THE FUCK?

Did the snake just bite his nuts?

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Said the samefag. Text wasn't upside down or full of warbled slang spoken through broken english teeth; American confirmed.

What am I looking at?

someone post the webm where guy sticks his penis inside fannypack and girl security opens it

What's going on here?

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Cat is being a pussy and the rooster is being a cock.

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there is a flaw in your logic.

my sentences are complete and while lacking capitalization (due to laziness), utilize correct english grammar and spelling. they also form a cogent argument and are factually sound.

there is no way any of the above is a byproduct of the american education system.

guess again, faggot.

That is funny and all but if someone does that in real life, that is why feminists are so pissed off.

ty

why is this so satisfying to watch?

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Our chickens do that.

>how to win a fight

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What this?

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I'm glad I'm not that guy.

yet thats not in the video retard

>kids gets 60 years older for a second
>returns to normal

bice loq wuality nait.

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wtf m8 kys / blogit

when a shitty garage in a third world country turns out to be an awesome hi tech garage

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MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE

I need sauce on this

This physically pains me to watch

lol was totally expecting his teeth to go flying

LOST

dam chicken u mad

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>i'm not the father.webm

it's reversed.
Like, a movie from the end to the beginning.

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lol didnt see that coming

That village lost its entire monthly allotment of water because Jamal found a fake snake somewhere. Sad.

why??

why are there only black people?

All hail the harbinger of Kek.

iron man technology here

it happens to the best of us

Chink version of Monroe?

Because the biggest thiefs on the planet, The Finns, can fly.

yep. magnets are just like a flying suit you can wear.

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panther/tiger attack in designated land?

that's impressive

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For the love of God, someone please tell me how to get out of the Friendzone?

no more seeds for him lol

Religion.

2 late

"Wolowolowolowolowolowolo"

because ther is an order to fallow in the end
and you are in aplace where no orden has fall in to y son