Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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minene uryuu > else
But how are you doin??
She is brightest star in this world gone mad.
I'm alright, until i have to go to work in a few hours...
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Send help, I'm addicted.
Aw im sorry, I gotta go to work early too I hope you have a good day and very cute picture!
Boom headshot
I am the weeb God
She's mine. Claimed !
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To what? Yer fuckin c@s?
Well they tried.
YES!
Really though, I've not stopped playing since the expac came out...
Hello everyone, still awake
>juvia claimed
Erza
I'm quite the opposite actually. Much rather have juvia all to myself
Either her, Erza or Cana for me
I like a decent amount. Big i guess
As would i. Maybe 2 who knows
hanako
>kiss
T-that was a mistake! I had to correct myself!
I would not! You would be!
Will not!
J-just hurry up and give me something...
>shut up! Perv
Yeah it sucks, especially on my birthday.. Thanks, i hope it goes good for you too~
> Bows
Join me in stompy mechs.
Holy shit your birthday is on the 27th?? Mine was yesterday rofl happy birthday though!!! Thats awesome!
Tryhards~
Good.. good
I doubt my phone internet could handle any form of FPS type game. Hell, I'm shocked it handles FF14 so well.
how about you leave your waifu where it is and back away
Why would anyone want this deformed, hideous creature? Life is too short to stay with some chicken out of pity.
> Kiss
Yeah sure it was~
Well if it were against the law to be perverts then we'd both be in jail~
Will too~
Actually, if it's alright can we wait on that? Until later tonight, i mean it'll still be my birthday..
> My my, i never knew just how perverted you really were~ I like it~ A lot~
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Oh shit really!? Thanks, and happy late birthday to you!
Wut?
Its pretty low bandwidth.
Thank you! Haha thats super funny, I am gonna go lay down now, tell me how your b day goes tomorrow pls!
Sit the hell down nigga
My thoughts exactly~
Idk its 5am
Go sleep you silly bun.
I know right, what are the chances~ Alright sure thing~ Night Rikka~
So what are you up to this late~?
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brb rewatching Mirrai Nikki for some good screenshots boi
I-it was
I'm not a pervert!
Will not!
I'll give you a raincheck on that actually for tomorrow cause i need sleep soon. So screenshot this post and present it tomorrow and i (juvia) will say anything you like
>i-i'm not...
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Cana claimed!
But... Destiny..
DESTINY BB IM BACK
Try and keep up with my 173rd rewatch bub
I mean the cuckold stuff would be like on her birthday if she wanted to fuck another guy as a present. Hell, I'd give her anything in the world. Too bad you can't claim a harem if girls in these threads or I'd be claiming Erza, Lucy, and Mirajane.
C-can I have a kiss too?
You like it so far, handsome?
jesus christ i need to weeb up hard
Destiny a shit :^)
I don't believe it~
I'm talking maximum security~
Will too!
Alright i'll do that.
> You know, i'm actually a little jealous, i've never been able to bring out that much pervertedness from you, it's a shame i don't get to see it often~
Yeah i do~
Aww yeah~!
I've watched all animated JoJo parts 50 times each part
Can't out weeb me boi
Soo that's one flight to aussieland booked..
Knives sharpend..
Im off for two days! lets fucking go!
Im on part 4... but then I "take a break" to rewatch mirai nikki
Do it faggor :^)
Hello
Nice claim
I guess that's fair. I'd give juvia anything but i just don't see her wanting something like that
I'm alright with just juvia honestly
I guess
>kiss
Well you should!
For you! I'm not a pervert!
>shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!
Be ready, I'm comin
Ye i love Cana! And hello to you too
Oh baby work the shaft
I'm on part 8 on my third reread of Jojo mango. I also have Rohans headband and a bunch of figures
Open wide~
Ooooh shit 2 days of nonstop Destiny action!
But i wont~
Oh there's no way in hell you can say that at this point~ I won't let you~
> All this time i thought that you weren't even close to my level of pervertedness, but boy was i wrong~
I know you do, its like throwing a sausage down a hallway.
Oh that's alright. Everyone is different!
Do you think I could be able to claim a different harem girl each thread or is that not okay?
Juvia probably would never want something like that because your cock probably brings her to orgasm in a second
>blushes
Th-thanks
>pecks your cheek
I can give you presents throughout this week if you'd like. My waifu does maid services and I think I could get her to be your maid for a couple of days~
But I'm not going to post anymore lewds ITT unless you want me to
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Yuh buddy!
That is quite an imagination you got there
Well if you don't mind, then yeah i'd like that. ooh a personal maid huh~
Alright, how about just one more then? A nice tit pic~
So did you get your own psplus back or still using a friends?
Na I was randomly getting on ds3 and not realize I was trying to log in for ds3 online then the psnplus trial thingy popped up, I said yes so I got 2 free days but I will be renewing tomorrow soon as I get paid
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Do you also want a lewd pic where her nips are sticking out of her clothing?
I'll call you master then, if it's okay?
Oh cool, how lucky are you huh~
Sure~
Yes of course, it's fine with me~
Okay, master ~
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alright heading to bed now. Goodnight everyone~
Claimed
Good night beautiful!
>See you in your dreams
Monster and Hotpockets are part of a nutritional breakfast
Morning Galko claim
Are you still ignoring me, Pastadragon
>pasta dragon
That yuno isn't the Welsh yuno, pantsu on head retard
Oh dang
Didn't check filenames on phone
Thanks tardo
Is your waifu a bobble head?
I'm seriously asking. Her head is too big for her body
Night posters need to die
This
>007
You have a license to kill. Use it on them.
Yeah the characters kinda have huge heads in the show, it's just the artstyle, dunno why
And her haircut looks retarded. Why does she have bangs that aren't straight but the sides are straight
Mi Liu please.
It may not be the most fashionable, but it's not retarded and it's cute
Rory, pls
Saving Rory's lewds is illegal. If they look under the age of consent it's considered cheese pizza.
Also Rory is covered in fleas pls go
Galko's hair is better. I bet Ai has lice
I thought you only liked men. Why are you avatarfagging as a girl.
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Galko is my waifu and I love her, retard. I wanna spend my life with her but sadly I can't. Didn't you see the long post I made when I started claiming galko?
And I'm going on a date with a qt girl this week. So please Rory. Get a waifu who doesn't look like a dude dressed as a girl and gets drunk and tries to seduce the MC. Also you're a cuck for having feelings for a girl who's part of a guys harem.
Should call these threads Virgin conformation thread.
I didnt see shit. I just kinda tune it out. And I fail to see how me claiming Rory will help you not spaghet all over this poor trap.
If you say so. No she doesn't. Also why are you so rude and bitter
But she's not a trap. She's a cute thicc girl that likes anime and she draws and shit. I know she's a girl because I went to highschool with her. She's also antisocial like me. She says I'm a good person and that she likes me.
I see some spaghet in your future.
No spaghet is gonna be dropped though because unlike you I'm not a autistic pedophile who shits in a colostomy bag because his colon a shit.
Its like you dont even know me.
I have awoke.
>Yui liberated and claimed
But don't you have some kinda colon disease and now you shit in a bag? I remember you saying that you had to get a colostomy bag once.
Or was that a different Rory?
And I'm pretty sure finding a girl who literally is supposed to look twelve is pedophilia.
You likes the picture I drew you, right?
I do have the disease. I dont have the bag. And I havent fapped to Rory at all.
yeah, I said they were cute chibis/10. I'd save them to my yui folder if you posted them again.
>when you bulli someone but they fire back
But you find her attractive, no? I fucked up typing because I've drank 4 cans of monster and its hard to type.
Why do I remember you saying that you had to shit in a bag because colon is broken.
Is the real reason you have a a broken colon because of how rectum ravaged you are?
Well I have tbh. Found a gif of the minotaur dicking Rory and it was pretty gud
I find her view of the world she lives in attractive. I find her mindset about right and wrong attractive. Her body can be seen as attractive but its not my preferred. Ive said this a few times before. And my colon works just fine. Any more jokes about the minotaur and I bully.
It doesn't even look much like yui imo. I put the hair pins so it looked more like yui
Hi
>good person
She either doesn't know you or isn't the brightest
But she's edgy as fuck
No it can't. She literally looks like a 12 year old. And I mean the actual definition of literal. Minotaurs like to rape human females but when the 1,000 year old who looks like a twelve year old he decides to swallow instead of her being the one who swallows.
Not to mention with Rory, everything is a fucking asspull and she's the spitting image of a Mary Sue.
Yeah let me act like a cunt to someone I like lol
You act in real life like you do online? Pathetic
I don't act like anything irl because I don't interact with people
I see friends in here.
You have no friends.
still saved it
thank you for drawing it :)
do you have another date with that girl today?
hello
it's vampire :o
you're probably the last person I have to ask about the many nicknames I have to choose from
>Jewy/Jui
>Juisexual
>Junie
so far Jui is the most popular
I miss when people called my waifu a shit.
Oh look, the same old spiel. Bully time.
Welcome back. How was the ban?