Ask the sacred deer and he will answer your questions truthfully

Ask the sacred deer and he will answer your questions truthfully

will kekistan rise again

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is op a fag

am i god?

Will I get fit and do well next year?

well what now

Will Hitler rise again?

I'll fuck three girls at the same time in my room this year?

Should I walk to the store for snacks? I'm intoxicated and wanna munch but I'm lazy.

TELL ME SACRED DEER. SHOULD I GO TO STORE FOR SNACKS???

nice

is moot coming back ever?

stay home you fat fuck

Should we build the wall?

Fuck you sacred deer, I'm literally 6 foot 3 inches tall and 180 pounds. I'm a fucking bean pole. FUCK YOU.

Should I try to change my hours at work?

FAT BASTARD END YOURSELF

kek

It matters Sacred Dear. It matters.

should i go outside for a cigarette?

can i fuk

Oh wise deer, lets start with something easy
Will I end up dating heather?

am I close?

was i in that list?

WE WAZ KANGS

I love you sacred deer.

Will I ever become a pilot and get rich

so?

Not wrong there. Will Heidi and I fuck each other?

for fucks sake, roll

does she like me?

will she be my gf?

Will I

BUT...BUT WHAT?! anyway....will I have some kind of huge windfall of money within the next 6months?

fuck you

is this post gonna be dubs?

Heidi is too fat...hrm..yeah, kinda. I like her a lot, so whatever.

About this windfall, it'll be within 6 months?

did the jews deserve to die

Apocalypse when?

Does my girlfriend still love me

Oh great and ancient sacred deer, will they lower it to a misdemeanor?

Oh stinky deer, is Laura the REAL poop butt?

Should i date a Japanese bitch?

damn it. Will I be dating/fucking Heidi within 3moths?

Will I see his dick

lost xD

Will I achieve my dreams?

will i get seks tonight?

Will the hot blonde I share multiple classes each semester fuck me this year?

I'm saying this for your own sake... FUCKING STOP THIS ''xD''

Well fuck... I figured

Does she love me

Am I a whiney bitch?

Roll

Will I catch an std some time in my life?

Will I ever get her back?

Is participation in uni really necessary?

am i as unattractive as i think i am

is this guy needing to get ready for a pegging?

Will i find a gf this summer?

One more roll.

Will he be okay?

fuck

Will i score over 700

Am I ugly as shit?

Will I have a qt gf by the end of this week?

Is my ex a cheating whore?

Roll

Will i win the lottery today?

Fuck me

So she's just a drug slut?

>6
Yes but you will die straight after

Will I ever get her back?

Will I remain single for the rest of this year?

do i keep trying?

i will fuck your deer mother faggot

Will Stefan Karl die from his cancer?

Does she really love me?

Will I get laid next month?

Will me or my friend get to fuck someone in next 3 months

She's really a he

Should i go to the gym?

Is moral realism true?

Will i ever get the 13th volume of Punpun?

Will I get laid this year?

Fuck

Will I ever be okay?

will I ever have a girlfriend that I love and who loves me?

Will it go well with Alice in Paris?

Will some bitch that i hate kill herself?

WILL I EVER GET THE 13TH VOLUME OF PUNPUN

Do my career plans work out?

fap?

Still getting laid tho

The fuck does being fat have to do with a desk job? e.e

Am I really ugly?

Have OP left?

Am I actually retarded?

that's oddly accurate...

Is she going to fuck me?