Ask the sacred deer and he will answer your questions truthfully
Ask the sacred deer and he will answer your questions truthfully
will kekistan rise again
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is op a fag
am i god?
Will I get fit and do well next year?
well what now
Will Hitler rise again?
I'll fuck three girls at the same time in my room this year?
Should I walk to the store for snacks? I'm intoxicated and wanna munch but I'm lazy.
TELL ME SACRED DEER. SHOULD I GO TO STORE FOR SNACKS???
nice
is moot coming back ever?
stay home you fat fuck
Should we build the wall?
Fuck you sacred deer, I'm literally 6 foot 3 inches tall and 180 pounds. I'm a fucking bean pole. FUCK YOU.
Should I try to change my hours at work?
FAT BASTARD END YOURSELF
kek
It matters Sacred Dear. It matters.
should i go outside for a cigarette?
can i fuk
Oh wise deer, lets start with something easy
Will I end up dating heather?
am I close?
was i in that list?
WE WAZ KANGS
I love you sacred deer.
Will I ever become a pilot and get rich
so?
Not wrong there. Will Heidi and I fuck each other?
for fucks sake, roll
does she like me?
will she be my gf?
Will I
BUT...BUT WHAT?! anyway....will I have some kind of huge windfall of money within the next 6months?
fuck you
is this post gonna be dubs?
Heidi is too fat...hrm..yeah, kinda. I like her a lot, so whatever.
About this windfall, it'll be within 6 months?
did the jews deserve to die
Apocalypse when?
Does my girlfriend still love me
Oh great and ancient sacred deer, will they lower it to a misdemeanor?
Oh stinky deer, is Laura the REAL poop butt?
Should i date a Japanese bitch?
damn it. Will I be dating/fucking Heidi within 3moths?
Will I see his dick
lost xD
Will I achieve my dreams?
will i get seks tonight?
Will the hot blonde I share multiple classes each semester fuck me this year?
I'm saying this for your own sake... FUCKING STOP THIS ''xD''
Well fuck... I figured
Does she love me
Am I a whiney bitch?
Roll
Will I catch an std some time in my life?
Will I ever get her back?
Is participation in uni really necessary?
am i as unattractive as i think i am
is this guy needing to get ready for a pegging?
Will i find a gf this summer?
One more roll.
Will he be okay?
fuck
Will i score over 700
Am I ugly as shit?
Will I have a qt gf by the end of this week?
Is my ex a cheating whore?
Roll
Will i win the lottery today?
Fuck me
So she's just a drug slut?
>6
Yes but you will die straight after
Will I ever get her back?
Will I remain single for the rest of this year?
do i keep trying?
i will fuck your deer mother faggot
Will Stefan Karl die from his cancer?
Does she really love me?
Will I get laid next month?
Will me or my friend get to fuck someone in next 3 months
She's really a he
Should i go to the gym?
Is moral realism true?
Will i ever get the 13th volume of Punpun?
Will I get laid this year?
Fuck
Will I ever be okay?
will I ever have a girlfriend that I love and who loves me?
Will it go well with Alice in Paris?
Will some bitch that i hate kill herself?
WILL I EVER GET THE 13TH VOLUME OF PUNPUN
Do my career plans work out?
fap?
Still getting laid tho
The fuck does being fat have to do with a desk job? e.e
Am I really ugly?
Have OP left?
Am I actually retarded?
that's oddly accurate...
Is she going to fuck me?