/heem/: bisping injured edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Four new fights made official for UFC FN 107
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/corey-anderson-vs-jimi-manuwa-joseph-duffy-vs-reza-madadi-set-for-ufc-fight-night-107-in-london

>Mir interested in fighting Brock Lesnar again
mmamania.com/2017/1/19/14322958/ufc-frank-mir-absolutely-interested-rubber-match-against-brock-lesnar-mma

>Former Strikeforce Heavyweight champion homeless and arrested for fondling men
mmamania.com/2017/1/19/14324666/former-strikeforce-heavyweight-reportedly-homeless-accused-fondling-multiple-men-minnesota

>Nunes says Tate is a better fighter than Rousey
mmamania.com/2017/1/19/14318100/amanda-nunes-miesha-tate-way-better-fighter-than-ronda-rousey

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/gMuXW2CQDwo
youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
foxsports.com/ufc/story/michael-bisping-reveals-upcoming-surgery-timeline-return-011917
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Schaub less

way early wtf nigga

>WHITE BOY, FAGGOT, YOU CAN’T TOUCH ME, YOU’RE NOT MAN ENOUGH, I EAT YOUR ASS ALL ALIVE, YOU BITCH, CAN’T ANYBODY IN HERE FUCK WITH THIS, THIS IS THE ULTIMATE. FUCK YOU, YOU HOE! COME SAY IT TO MY FACE, YOU BITCH. COME ON YOU BITCH, YOU’RE A SCARED COWARD, YOU’RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO FUCK WITH ME, YOU CAN’T LAST TWO MINUTES IN MY WORLD BITCH. LOOK YOU SCARED NOW, YOU HOE. SCARED LIKE A LITTLE CRACKER BITCH. SCARED OF THE REAL MAN! I’LL FUCK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME FAGGOT.

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you can't use this gif when he fought him for five rounds lmao

>rumble was a welterweight
>had some troubles making weight back in the day
>kept missing weight a few fights after the speer one
>koscheck stuck a finger on his eye the same way gsp stuck a permatrauma on koscheck's right side of the face
>moved up to middleweight but missed weight there too
>lost to TRTor
>got cut
>decided to give 205 a try in some regional promotion called wsof wdgaf
>said fuck it, let's go full heavyweight
>collected some wins and went back to 205 in the ufc
>failed to dismantle cormier for the title
>unironically the only actual current threat to cormier besides jones
>a love triangle
>an eye poke story
>forever poked, forever keked, forever number one contender
>a karate guy ruled that division for years
>chuck lydell destroyed tito
>tito fights chael this weekend
>chael doing some 205 circus too
>in 2017
>the city of bellator
>but this was a greentext about rumble

>"Tito always says I'm using my mouth to get my opportunities. Only person I know that made money using their mouth is his ex-wife."

>That was a nasty line by me :D

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youtu.be/gMuXW2CQDwo
poor alvarez

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Use this lad

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>implying he didnt defend against aldo

if you want to annoy me you probably shouldn't turn me on

let it happen
let it happen

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thanx

>Hidden posts

This could either mean CTE posters or the scat spammer, either way no difference.

Can't tell if serious or joking

official new heem thread

How long does it take for PPVs to hit Fight Pass? It just took me an hour to download a rip of 207 and it made me think that it might be worth it to just give them the ten bucks in the long run

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Getting real desperate there sperglord lol

How long does it take for PPVs to hit Fight Pass? It just took me an hour to download a rip of 207 and it made me think that it might be worth it to just give them the ten bucks in the long run

???

thread theme song

youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE

can't see the CTE/Scat posts lad, has nothing to do with your post in particular.

During the weekend when I checked Cody vs Cruz main card wasn't added still

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>still 13 posts early

that's not very Canadian buddy

Aspen Ladd

OK thought you were implying something about me

is there a way to filter this shit without having to hide each individual post

Stop ruining the thread leaf.

Especially because this one looks like a common slag.

THE POWER OF SCHAUB COMPELS YOU

THE POWER OF SCHAUB COMPELS YOU

BE GONE SCAT SPERG

Filter Canada and don't respond to the CTE posters.

schaub bless

DAILY REMINDER THAT KHAMEME IS GETTING THAT NECK SNATCHED WHEN HE SHOOTS FOR THAT MEME SINGLE.

>post yfw khabib tap like chicken

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>schaub91
>there are at least 90 other pictures of Schaub in his Schaub folder
>the scat spammer is a janitor
>the scat stopped here again, so the Schaub spammer is also the scat spammer
>SpergOP numbers heems the same way
>SpergOP is also a janitor and the Schaub spammer and the scat spammer
>mfw there are only two of us here

THIS

THAT D'ARCE CHOKE AINT NO JOKE

agreed schaub was really the first one to master the d'arce in the ufc

nice fan fiction lol

Is it really hard to imagine that a sperg who has a shob folder also has a scat folder?

What's the difference?

where is everybody

Good question, there really is none.

tfw another interim belt for MW

>Michael Bisping reveals upcoming surgery and timeline for his return

foxsports.com/ufc/story/michael-bisping-reveals-upcoming-surgery-timeline-return-011917

IS MICK VS NIGGER 2017 HAPPENING OR NOT?

Or is Babymama-knockout-champ gonna fuck the up the deal?

>25mil each with 60/40 PPV split for Floyd seems fair desu senpai

Yeah those Brits sure do have an allergy to defending belts

>Hey Floyd you wanna take a pay-cut to fight some loud mouth sperg with a gorilla tattoo on his chest?

how badly do you think it bothers him that his retirement fight sold 500k. must keep him up at night just to be entertaining a comeback

>Don't forget it's in a boxing match that you would win in the early rounds

>>Mir interested in fighting Brock Lesnar again

UFC: Once & For All
GSP -- Hendricks
Conor -- Diaz
Lesnar -- Mir

...who else would fill out a card like this, ladies?

Yeah I'm sure he stays up late at night stressing about that one time he made 300 million for doing 25 minutes of work

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if the money comforted him he wouldn't be doing all of this. it's clearly not about the money, since he already has lots of that.

Sonnen - Silva

JDS - Cain
Randy - Chuck
Penn - Hughes

It's always about the money here at Mayweather Promotions. When Magrega has 3 PPVs that do over 2 million buys then he can talk about deserving 100 million.

>For combined Pay-Per-View Provider buys purchased within thirty (30) days of the live event, Fighter shall receive One dollar ($1.00) for each pay-per-view buy between 200,000 buys and 400,000 buys; and Two dollars ($2.00) for each pay-per-view buy between 400,000 buys and 600,000 buys; and Two dollars and Fifty Cents ($2.50) for each pay-per-view buy over 600,000 buys.

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I think it's more about public opinion, his maypac ppv was massive but everyone hated him after that. imagine five million normies saying you're boring. after that nobody even cared that he was retiring. he wants to come back so he can change his perception as a boring point-fighter

>everyone hated him after that.

People have always hated Floyd lol and yet bought his PPVs. How can you not know this?

I like Tito but holy shit has Sonnen made him look bad. Tito loves mandrama, I know that because I too am mandrama. But he's can't cut a promo to save his life.

>Christa Wolken
>I am a lion
>I come with harwork am perseberence
>You're a fucking punk dude
>class

He is so shook. Feels bad.

He wants low IQ mandrama weenies to think he's shook. In reality he doesn't give a fuck and just wants to get paid.

Yeah but that PPV outsold his others by almost double. That's a lot of new people that were shitting on him. Anyway, athletes always want to go out on a good note, the Berto fight was not likely the way Mayweather wants to end his career.

If Frankie edgar heem'd Aldo, would Mcgreggor have been forced to fight frankie?

>McGregor
>Forced to do anything

i like the part where he fought at ufc 200 like he wanted to

You must be talking about yourself. He's shook,just like you. I can tell from your typing you're shaking. I've fought enough times on the street to know when people are scared. I've knocked out enough men to know them. Tito is afraid.

>tfw Bisbing is Champ of the most staked division and destiny is real

>tfw bbc porn spammer doesn't even provide decent white wimmen

how many times will that belt change hands this year?

Yoel will heem bisping, call out rockhold for a quick win. Then retire as best MW behind silva

Once to Yoel, and once to USADA.

He never wanted to fight at 200 lol

how can we be sure?

How do I increase my head size? What workouts should I do?

He's delaying his next fight so it will get taken by whoever fights him and then they will only fight on the 2017 new years eve card.
So 1

kinda looks like she's dropping a big turd tBh

It increases with every cock ur wife takes up the butthole.

Cause he literally chickened out of doing the mega press conference and went to hide away in Iceland, then he said he's retired lol

TAKE SHIT THAT MAKES YA FUCKIN HEAD GROW

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Schaublé, mon capitan. Schaublé...

>1 defense
>silvia comparison
Heem yourself

The only sport i watch is mma but this general is the worst on Sup Forums. What do i do lads?

Anderson silva in his prime would get destroyed by rockhold and thats a fact

he would have cleared division ya fuck, he's too old to be defending for years

Not so sure about that.

Hi, Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior brendan schaub?

Is that so? Are we talking about the same Anderson Silva who KO'd TRTor with a legendary front kick?

Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes.

she's positively beautiful