/Tennis/ - Australian Open - Comfy Edition

Day 5
Official Site Links
Draws: ausopen.com/en_AU/scores/draws/index.html
Schedule: ausopen.com/en_AU/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: ausopen.com/en_AU/scores/index.html

Official Stream (Use VPN to unblock):
ausopen.com/en_AU/video/live.html

TV:I don't know
Australia: 7
Europe Eurosport
USA: ESPN

Stats:
tennisexplorer.com/australian-open/2017/atp-men
tennisexplorer.com/australian-open/2017/wta-women

previous thread

first for wawa

go milos

first for best girl

>murray

First for istomin winning the ao

bunch of chokers

16th for Garbine and Thiem winning the oz open

The last time I intentionally sat down to watch tennis, she was the reason. I'm not proud of it but I am trying to rectify it.

thats Sir Andrew to you.

Come on, Stan bring that serve up.

murrays benis = big or smal

what the fuck Querrey, useless cunt

holy fucking shit how did Murray win that point
fucking hell

Why are they showing Tsonga and Murray instead of Stan lads?

Stan looks like a person that takes anxiety pills.

CHOKERREY

wew Querrey

some fucking running from Murray though, insane speed

redpill me on the difference betweeen rugby league and rugby union

Big Tsonga choke incoming

Just play in WTA Stan

>(YOU)

this is why running every fucking ball down is so fucking important. the last two points in that game were tight

someone post the andy murray running at very hihg speed pic

Alex Zverev, Dimitrov, Thiem, Wawrinka

Oh fuck you, you worthless cuckold.

stan.. fucking staan

Big Jo Willy wins

check my balls umpire

He's fucking making me anxious

and then after all that, he fucks up a simple volley

Hey, now I'm here. Kinda glad that I missed the previous matches because I know I couldn't handle the banter agiainst my waifu.

People are mean.

This tpurnament is gonna be great, only thing that has to happen is the defeat of the man-faced foid bitch.

Thank you Querrey you are my greatest ally

>The city of stan

>dimitrov

Your other choices are good tho.

This. Where is he? Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

Kerber has been EXPOSED

will not win another major tbqh

Just give Murray the trophy now and stop wasting everyone's time

stopstream lad

all i'm say

rugby league
>idiots running full tilt into the other teams defensive line then resetting as soon as they hit the ground
>played in australia by bogan garbage and dumb islanders

rugby union
>free flowing game where the ball is contested every time a player is tackled to the ground
>played by international, elite, intelligent and muscular white men

Gotta be honest here, I want to spread my seed all over Troicki's gf

Yeah, me too. Bitch is fucking stacked.

Amen brother

Union is proper rugby, how rugby should be played. League is for poofters.

Why are all these little green people running around the court taking the balls?

Union is certainly a lot better than league but they're both shithouse desu

christ Stan is making a mess of this

can easily see Seppi winning next round

arent there lots of shemales in brazil raul?

Stan is winning though.

To give them to the players

not any more

5-5!

Does stan's cummies taste woo woo or boo boo?

true to be honest
neither of them compare to cricket; the greatest sporting contest ever devised.

>5-120

Tweet that to Vekic m8

>Djokovic is out already

When did this happen? How?

Was he exposed?

I don't know.

I wasn't even talking about Kerber atm. I have at least 3 of them. The CoCo bashing was crossing the line t b h.

Seems like there are a lot of them, no? The two on the net I know, but there are like a dozen of them around the court, feels like I'm watching performance art or something.

Pepe Imaz warped his brain

glare off of istomin's shades

Did coco won?

So it is faster

forgot his anti-istomins

is stan "slippy g" wawrinka going to lose this set?

Coco was breddy based tonight.
she still is fat tho desu

btfo by a poor uzbek peasant coached by his own mum

>tfw no uni lectures today
>tfw a whole morning of tennis awaits

Fuck, that shit was close.

Christ Stan you made a meal out of that

Donna so cute giving high fives and fist bumps

She can be fat on my dick

Oh, Genie lost.

Good

no homo but I'd cuddle Stan

>really 'appy

>tfw still have to sleep so I can be up for the happening

fk u

what happening?

well hello there

Yeah... she a gudd girl. She smuggy.

Nah, only if you low test.

My biggest dream is to take CoCo, Kerbe and Nastya and make enough babies to re-enact the second world war.

So is ESPN just not going to show any of the women's matches until the dudes are finished? Or how does that work?

>Not knowing about tomorrow

I hate that fake whore tßh

She is a feisty one.

I find Riske cuter desu

Based bh 2

your lot probably only does the more important games which would be Williams atm or Tomic for the mens

I bet she's a fighter in bed. She always wants to wrestle you down to be on top :3

Same for the other 2

Oh right

well it's been known for months and it's a sham, yank politics bores me

who's /ourguy/ for this match, lads?
British chav or Aussie wog?

I expect M. Zverev to be absolutely fucking destroyed by Muzza.

what did he mean by this?

bold prediction

i dont like Tomic so the other guy

Evoooooo

also Kuznetsova :3

one of the few women players I like

Tomic seems to have settled down these days. Aussie wog for me

I thought he was a bogan

So lads which tennis players are literally you?

For me it has to be Kyrgios.

Unpredictable. Cocky. Hung.

redpill me on wogs and bogans

That's shitty. Like, it's 2AM right now, if there's tennis being played why the fuck are these idiots showing me a bunch of highlights instead

When Stan smiles it looks like he needs to squeeze out a shit

Goffin

shy and blonde

for me its Federer

Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor