Hey Faggots

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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gtfo John

Low quality b8

Hey John, haven't seen you around in a bit.

>Hey Faggots,
I'm gay and this is offensive.
>My name is John, and I hate every single one of you.
That's not very emotionally stable of you, John.
>All of you are fat,
Yes.
>retarded,
It's autism actually. It's an easy mistake to make since both mental disorders give you a distinguished round shape and make you scream a lot. Just remember we're the ones who understand you when you talk to us.
>no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures.
I go to college actually.
>You are everything bad in the world.
Just because I'm fat? Well, that's a bit extreme.
>Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy?
I'm gay.
>I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people
You guess? You should know, you're doing it.
>because of your own insecurities,
Is this why you do it? I'm sorry to hear that.
>but you all take to a whole new level.
I really don't. I don't like making fun of people at all. It feels bad. I'm surprised you're able to enjoy it so much.
>This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Do you mean to tell me there are people who do that? What creeps.
>Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot.
I don't like making fun of people.
>I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team.
I'm glad you feel good about yourself.
>What sports do you play,
Competitive taekwondo. But not very much. Exercise hurts.
>other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"?
I don't do this. I repeatedly generate random numbers between 1 and 6 inclusive and jack off to that. I've memorized an assignment of sexual meaning to particular strings of numbers. "1 2 1 3," for example, means he blows me.
>I also get straight A's,
Me too.
>and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash).
TMI.
>You are all faggots
Yes. I'm gay. Big whoop. You wanna make fun of it some more you fucking prick?
>who should just kill yourselves.
YOU kill yourself, homophobe!

This was old ten years ago.

Fuck, haven't seen this in a while

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Well Damn, Oldfags still exist.

Actually your name is Paulie and you've been dead 10 years. RIP buddy

Nice copypasta faggot, go get a life.

go back to page 1 nigger

hahahahahahahahahaha

sup john bro?
too bad bout that tree

HeyJocks,

My name isEric Harris, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are buff, retarded, douchebags who spend every second of their day tormenting innocent kids. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever taken AP classes? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because they are weaker than you, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than shoving kids into lockers.

Don’t be a bully. Just let me shoot you with my HP 995 Carbine. I’m pretty much GODLIKE. MyAOLsite has over 9,000 hits, and I have dozens of pipe bombs. What achievements do you have, other than benching over 300? I also get straight A’s, and have been dating a lot of girls (they dont want to be my GF though; Shit isnt SO cash). You are all douchebags and I WILL KILL YOU before prom. Just kill yourselves before I do. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and Dylan

Rip

Clyde cash fgt

this never gets old

Either that pic is a young in his career Pauly D or you are just that Guido poser everyone calls a fake faggot

blog.nj.com/ledgerarchives/2007/07/mountainside_crash_kills_two_y.html

>newfag

brand spanking new

An hero

Kys summerfag

Newfriends!

Behold the cancer that killed Sup Forums

Newfags!

Behold your fellow faggot

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Get a knife and slit your throat

OP you are really a dumbass etc etc. Sorry im in a phone

and please make it a dull rusty one

donald trump looking ass

OPs post is years old but still respected
>takes it seriously, kek
>newfag spotted

Ok

cool

I wish John was still alive so I could suck his dick