Greentext story thread.
Greentext story thread
Josiah Bell
Connor Cook
bumperino
Elijah Carter
bump
Dylan Gray
bump.
Michael Martin
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Christian Hill
oops
James Sanchez
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Gavin Walker
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Jaxson Stewart
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Charles Lopez
bump
James Kelly
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Isaiah Richardson
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Jack Morris
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Jace Phillips
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Jordan Kelly
>Trying hard drugs first time
>Hilarious shit will happen
>Engaged the drug mode (make sure nobody is here to see me, lock room, etc)
>Get the Meth
>Allinonedose.jpg
>Mfw
>End of the story is that i read the first letter of every sentence
Bentley Walker
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Justin Carter
Whats the name of this guy?
Jayden Long
Someone please post tendies stories? I'm tired and down and tendies greentexts are all I feel like reading right now.
Oliver Jackson
Jonah Hill
Carson Wilson
I hope you fucking die.
Ryder Campbell
kek
Blake Phillips
bumpy
Ryder Brooks
Bump
Alexander Peterson
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Benjamin Morales
don't you die on me dammit
Adrian Thompson
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Elijah Harris
To the rescue!
Connor James
Im helping
Sebastian Scott
Lmao
Gabriel Morgan
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Luke Parker
God damn it, meant to post this greentext.
Julian Gonzalez
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Anthony Nelson
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Henry Campbell
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John Green
Oops wrong one whatever
Dominic Gutierrez
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Matthew Lewis
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Connor Jenkins
Based Nip
Nathan Wilson
Still gold
Asher Sanchez
almost m8
Isaac Rivera
Don't you let this thread die m8
Carson Roberts
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Ayden Gomez
Saw this in a thread yesterday but I've had it for a while
Matthew Lewis
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Ryan Jones
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Brandon Long
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Zachary Wilson
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Benjamin Collins
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Andrew Cooper
kek
Zachary Taylor
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Colton Wood
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Isaiah Morgan
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Luis Parker
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Ryder Thompson
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Julian Robinson
I never knew fucking a cow would be so emotional. I was grossed out for the most part, knowing how nasty cows are
Camden Cooper
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Jace Reyes
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Jayden Mitchell
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Noah Mitchell
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Isaac Allen
Here is the story about how a tanzanian shaman healed my plantar wart
>be me in 2008, 18 yo eurofag about to graduate the high school
>friend and i dream about doing work and travel in australia
>around may my friend start to get serious and start the visa application, asks me to do the same
>tell parents (both doctors) about the plan, father not amused
>starts talking about how "the youth doesnt want to do any good" anymore etc, tells me i have to volunteer like he did back in the days
>i hate the idea, but also need money, so i decide to listen to his plan
>the plan is: i go to Tanzania and be volunteering as a school nurse (even though i am male) for 6 months, after that i can join my friend in Australia and dont have to work, just travel on some limited budget
>agree to that, and go to Tanzania
>small village, i live with a family, there are two other Americans in the village who are there with peace corps
>pretty much straight away a plantar wart starts to grow on my heel
>it really starts to bother me, cause its painful to step on it
>ask my father for advice, he says my immune system will eventually fight it, and since there is no way to get a surgery in this shithole, i accept that
>the pain becomes so present, that sometimes i even start to limp
>locals notice me limping one day, ask whats going on
>show them the giant plantar wart on my heel
>they start to talk in the local language
>i go ahead with my daily routine, but few hourse later the local shaman arrives
>he looks at the wart, and let the people translate to me, that i need to buy a chicken
>think wtf, but just go with it, cause i also want to see that woodoo shit live
>buy a chicken from the neighbor, bring it to shaman
>he kills it, and then cuts its ass of
>by ass i mean that piece of skin, but ist basically covered with blood and some chicken shit
>puts it on the wart and fixes it with some primitive bandage
>tells me not to touch it, takes the chicken and leaves
cont.
Nathan Reed
cont.
>me walking around with the chicken ass fixed to my heel fort wo days
>shaman arrives, takes it off, and leaves again
>basically straight after that the plantar wart starts to heel
>within three weeks or so, ist gone
i asked my parents (again, both doctors), what did he do, and they have no idea. My father thinks, that it has something to do with the chicken shit. Anyway, it did work. Tanzanian shaman healed my plantar wart with the chicken ass
Eli Sanchez
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Brody Campbell
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Juan Moore
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Easton Reyes
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Charles Brown
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Christopher Green
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Julian Price
love this greentext
Cameron Edwards
This was gold
Alexander Fisher
A truly marvelous tale
Jason Nguyen
That's dank. We should document ancient nigger knowledge for the sake of science.
Elijah Taylor
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Jace Cox
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Elijah Roberts
I got a three day ban for dinoposting on /x/ once.
Charles Stewart
Man, that was a true hero
James Bennett
You god damn faggot, u made me tear up :')
Austin Hall
That one is quite old though
Julian Diaz
This is hands down the best green textroy I have ever read, thank you user
Christopher Ortiz
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Jayden Allen
Fake. Sup Forums post in October and article in July/May
Liam Phillips
bullshit.
vagoo gets tight if they don't use it.
Jason White
>TOP KEK
Jonathan Thompson
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Joseph Robinson
fuckin lost it LMAO1JAP
Michael Adams
bump
Jace Young
bumperino
Christopher Gray
bump
Brody Campbell
lol t r i p s
Jaxson Price
reading
Aaron Lee
Shit is so real it hurts
Wyatt Wilson
bump
Connor Walker
such a nice story.
I cried a little.