ITT We write a greentext story one line at a time. I'll start

ITT We write a greentext story one line at a time. I'll start
>be me

>loves the musk of scrotum

>did I mention I'm a Hanzo main?

Dad's scrote smells really strong during the summertime

>I check the news each morning for Sandy Hook photos

>tries to kill self

>keep a bottle of seamen in my ass

>when all of a sudden I hear a knock on my door

>it's the night man

>Love a girl named Jenny

>Fighter of the day man

>nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

> My anus will be ravaged tonight

>pin the night man down on his stomach

>I prepare for prostate examm

>then frank shows up and sgovws a pan in a tozzy

>frank and the night man start vigorously sticking cones in each others ass

>morty is not the problem

>shit was so cash

>Hella lit

>I will claim this opportunity to do anything for a cheap joke

>Realizes traps are gay

>Seeing them at the DNC the next day was awkward as fuq

>turned 360 degrees and walked away

>realizes op is gay

>does this make me a roleplayer?

>yes

>i see a nigger midget out of the corner of my eye

>whatever i did at vidcon only increased my ignorance of god's will

>his nigger stumps are scary

>cum on a potato

>i run, he pursues

> I hate gays, but trap porn is not gay:D

>moments before he came hard in my ass, recites his signature trademark, "Don't hassel the Hoff."

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(Picture is the one the greentext started with)

>horse Pussy is da best XD

>wubba lubba dub dub

>I sit there on the edge of my sanity

>wondering how this could be real

>it was true

>niggers didn't have souls

>I run to the house of Congress

>shot in a bag

>A load I mean

>and a magic penguin appears to rape time and space itself.

>throw the bag at congressman mayor mcdickcheese

>penguin fucks a black hole into existence

>Penguin says right before leaving

>"Beans"

>"two fiddy"

>GETBACKLOCHNESSMONSTER.jpg

>Then user loses his right sock

>"oh no! the white house blew up!"

ANYONE LURKING MY GREENTEXT BTW?

Clever af

>and then the world ends fuck you

>nigger tongue my asshole

well said

Good job guys, we did it.

thank god i was worried

It's all over now, we survived.

lets go do gay stuff now, like get in a pile naked like they did on south park and suck eachothers dicks and take it in the ass? its like a reward

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