I just ate a whopper from burger King. AMA

I just ate a whopper from burger King. AMA

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My ass has lost 48lbs and would fucking blow a load if i ate one.

>Says the user, upset because one of his shit porn threads had to die for this.
Jeez, Sup Forums has become so shitty you guys can't even take a joke anymore. I'll bet you you would have LOVED TO upload dozens of posts if this were a wwyd thread.

>implying those threads aren't cancer too

Where's the joke? You haven't made a joke, just another shitpost among many.

What's your favorite furniture ?

I just buy WAL-MART shit.
Well then what the fuck are you mad about? You don't see shit like this every fucking time you go on Sup Forums

What did you say nigga?

WHAT'S GOOD NYUGAAAAH
WHAT'S REAL GOOD
WHAT'S MY NAME? MY NAME AIN'T AAH, MY MAMA DIDN'T NAME ME AAH

What brand of whopper?

Why is the sky blue?

Regular old BK whopper.

Oxygen diffuses blu light.

should I used my buy one get one free whopper from bk tonight?
I feel like the last time I did it I got two shitty cold whoppers and it pissed me off

You never say what offer you're going to use until you've reached the front window to pay. They will intentionally fuck your meal if you do

Op is a fag because his jokes are poopy, I bet your fat garbage mom got it. Do me a favor and send me your address so I can whip the living dog shit out of her.

thx bro

what are your thoughts on Burger King?

Do you feel like you were raped?

What are your thoughts on the legality of abortion?

How do you feel about monarchies?

Are traps gay?

This is the pressing question we need answered OP

McDonald's Whopper

Depends on whether the penis is feminine

You want to play with me then? 4417 West Iowa Avenue.
It's alright. Better than McDs because their portions are actually reasonably sized
Sometimes.
I'm a ancap I'm sure you can put two and two together.
Gay as fuck.
Yes. No ifs and buts. If you are attracted to something you know has a y chromosome, you are gay
Kek.
Nice oxymoron.

whats summer like?

cold and lonely since he's in his basement

>It's alright. Better than McDs because their portions are actually reasonably sized
I agree, McDs portions suck

Well, it's pretty nice since the little boys are finally out of school going out unsupervised.

YOU WAS POPPIN ALL THAT GOOD SHIT A SECOND AGO? BUT YOU GOT KICKED IN YO CHEST NIGGA
YOU EAT A DICK NIGGA
YOU EAT A DICK

in regards to your response to , what if you dont know its a trap. a trap by definition is deceptive. is it gay before you know theres a penis? schrodingers penis, if you will.

I said if you KNOW there is a penis. Post Op kind of counts.

post time stamped receipt or gtfo faggot

All I got is the wrapper. Is that good enough fr you?

if you put sharpie in pooper to write the time stamp, then yes

Would you say that you'd prefer it over a big mac?

Fucking yes. Big macs are tiny. and pathetic.

I had one earlier too. A double whopper w/cheese and no mayo. I also got a diet coke.

I'm gonna lift some free weights later and have a tub of mixed spring greens and spinach I'll just shovel in my mouth.

For bkfst I had a payday and 2.5 banans. Half of one was bad.

I admire you OP. Whoppers are an underrated source of flame broiled protein, calcium and whatever nutrients and antioxidants are in LTO.

I forgot- My question is has there ever been a better Vampire movie than Bram Stoker's Dracula, the Coppola version?

I find it very entertaining even tho vampires are so gay.

i want to suck that older gentlemans dick in that picture, he is so handsome, fuck

Not OP but I heard that one with Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt is pretty good. Never seen it though

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT
the burger is a balanced meal of carbohydrates, proteins, fats, and fibers.
No fuck you.

BK over McFaggots anyday of the fucking week.

>no mayo and a diet coke
FAGGOT

That one is pretty good. It's literally gay but not gay in the way that bothers me cuz ther eis tons of naked ladies in it.

Subtly gay, straight people acting gay, like twilight and true blood is what bugs me out.

I'm with you - Whoppers are a good meal choice. I don't understand why my question about Bram Stoker's Dracula offended you so much.

The movie is really good. And thas one of my choicest pics.

I used to be a raging alcholic so
>diet coke

Fuck Mayo. Miracle whip or gtfo.

I'm just fucking with you

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