>get up at 6am >breakfast, shower, brushing teeth till 07:30 >med school until 2pm >go home for lunch >wasting time and studying a bit till 7pm >fencing (I'm in a german fraternity) >supper >study till 11pm >call gf and prep for night >12pm go to sleep. >same routine 24/7
Jason Powell
>get up at 12ish >smoke weed >go rock climbing with gf >shower >fuck girlfriend >sleep
Dirtbag lifestyle has its advantages. Its being a mobile neet camping and exploring. Shit is dope.
Christopher Gomez
>wake up 7:05 pm >brush teeth, shower, dress >out of house by 7:55 to catch 8pm bus >roughly hour commute to work >work 10-6am >bus home >get in 7am >bullshit on internet 'til 10am >sleep
Jose Phillips
>Get up around 8AM >exams period so I go if I have any >else do some coding >rep whoring on Stack overflow >composing some music (signed artist at Armada)
Pretty much everything
Ayden Torres
>med school until 2pm.
sure user, sure. Incase youre not lying, DO or MD?
Kayden Cooper
>Wake-up really fucking early >Shit-post >Go to bed really fucking late
Jace Rogers
N.D.
suck my dingus please?
Joshua Russell
I can't tell if you're absolutely shitposting or you're in N.D. because you're litcherally a retard
Samuel Collins
>Get up at 11AM >Sex maybe >Games or anal sesh/masturbate after GF leaves at 12:45PM for work >Shower at 2:30PM >Work at 3PM to 11:45PM >Sex maybe >Games or anal sesh/masturbate after GF goes to sleep >Sleep at 3-4AM
Days off >Get up at 10AM >sex maybe >if GF working, start gaming AND anal sesh for several hours intermittently >GF gets home at 9:30PM and wonders how I play games so much ;) >sex maybe >Sleep at 2-3AM
Logan Morgan
Well, at the very least I can spell literally.
Isaac Lewis
I was referencing Leafy. I know all posts here are autistic works of fiction, but I'll take the bate.
The degree you're going to earn in a joke. Naturpathy is so subpar there's a reason it's not allowed to be practiced in most of the US. Your competition will be chiropractors, homeopaths, and Dr. Oz. You unironically learn how to prescribe activated almonds and the healing powers of plants. Research based medicine uses both basic and clinical methods to treat actual medical conditions. You learn to adversite supplements.
Juan Scott
>get up at 12 pm >brush teeth, wash my face, get dressed >waste my entire day going on the Internet >go to sleep at 5 am
Xavier Barnes
You rock climb daily with your gf? Wha the fuck! Are you like a young billionaire? Or homeless?
Isaac Powell
Believable
Ryder Mitchell
My man!
Joshua Reyes
Weekdays
>get up at 5.30am >gym at 6 >home by 7 >leave for work at 8 >at work by 9 >back home at 6 >make and eat dinner >TV, sex, gaming, board games, drinks >in bed by 10
Logan Allen
>wake up, ridiculously early or ridiculously late.. >often hungover or in a bad place mentally >get high if I have weed, start drinking if I have money >...
Carson Davis
hang in there my man
Juan Torres
What comprises an anal session?
Carson Rogers
Not having a routine is the greatest luxury ever. Most days I'm in a new or relatively new city, usually wake up while on the road, check social media, lurk comments, message gf, sometimes smoke a j, fiddle around on the acoustic, sometimes work on writing new songs, get to venue, walk around and scope out area, life's good m8
Nolan Ramirez
1. Cleaning out with kitchen sink hose or a soft water bottle 2. Putting a dildo in my ass 3. bouncing on it after appropriate stretch and lube time 4. trying to cum hands-free (almost there) 5. can't take it anymore, stroke and shoot several ropes of cum on towel i lay down on floor 6. play games or surf web for an hour or so 7. start back up again after gravitating to more porn
>pic related I have more than this one but this gets used the most. GF knows this one exists but I'm not sure if she knows I use it or if I even have it anymore.
Kayden Harris
>wake up at 5:30 >waste time until 6:30 and immediately regrets it >regret lasts for the entire day >6:30 get out of bed, already tired because of not enough sleep >7:30 ready for leaving to work >8:30 arrive at work >can't do shit because of bad office environment >waste time until lunch, immediately regrets >11:45 lunch >continuing wasting time, regret is almost maximized >do some work between 2-4 pm >leave from work after 4 pm >planning to go to the gym >don't, because of tired >level1000 regret >10:00 pm dead tired
Luis Clark
Hell man, you seem pretty smart. You should consider applying to an N.D. program.
You might not get in on your first application, but keep at it!
Eli Hall
>wake at 1:50 PM >hygiene >go to work at 2:30 PM >off work at 10:30 >do online classes until 1 AM >play vidya until 8 AM >shower and go to bed
Jackson Parker
God this sounds like me
Juan Smith
fuck this shit this must stop
Jaxon Green
>wake up 2am coughing like fuck. have a drink of water and maybe go piss. >wake up 5am to blow my nose and cough some more >sleep in 1-2 hour intervals repeating the above until 10-11am >get up >sit in chair until 3pm >maybe lay down for 2 hours >eat at 6pm >watch south park or the sopranos til 12-2am >go to bed
i'm sick atm
Jack Brooks
Keep your head up Sup Forumsro
Nicholas Myers
> up at 8 >eat cheese and protein shake >light jog so i don't slack and get lazy >coffee and shower >studying >flight training till 5 >drink beer >act sober
Evan Brown
>wake up at 615 >go to work at 630 >return from work at 400 >Shower >screw around on the computer till 1200 >go to sleep at 1230
Kevin Butler
>wake up >tumble out of bed, stumble to the kitchen >pour myself a cup of ambition >yawn, stretch, try to come to life
Mason Wright
>wake up >5 PM >look outside >mom is home >wonder if shes going to cook or what i can cook >set up most of the shit so its really easy to put together >she calls me 15 minutes later >asks what she should do >literally just had 1 job >decides to b e fussy and refuse to fucking anything then complain and nag about it >decide to say fuck it ill do it >she starts complaining im using marinate to cook with vegetables because raw meat was in it >forced to cook with no sauce >she complains >just stands there nagging and complaining >tell her to go away >start just cooking the meat with no sauce >the meal ends up not being good >decide to say fuck it and go to th e gym today because im not sore anymore >work out at gym around 10 pm as my mom is going to sleep >go to gym and work out >come back exhausted and barely can move >eat some yogurt and drink gatorade >take a shower >go down and get leftover rice , broccoli and cook it with grilled chicken from 2 nights ago >go to my room and watch tucker carlson for 40 mins >browse internet for 5 hours bored as fuck lately >think i want to get in a relationship with a girl but still live with my mom and thats awkward
Bentley King
Honestly, I love it. I'm real active on the weekends.
Owen Peterson
>Get up around 11am to shower >check out of hotel >drive to next destination >load into music venue >perform for drugged out hippies >load out >go back to hotel
I just did that for the last 36 days, I'm off for two weeks then I'm starting it back up again
Gabriel Thompson
Here's my schedule during the school year. >wake up at 3:30 >deliver 2 paper routes >finish at about 5:45 >make coffee, watch news, feed dog >get ready for work >leave house at 7 >teach high schoolers literature in honors classes, teach dumb kids grammar in other classes >stay at school until about 5 pm grading papers and catching up on work >crazy milf music teacher always comes in and won't shut up. >think she wants to fuck >get home, play with dog, read, or play video games >eat dinner >get drunk and watch tv while grading papers >wake up next morning and repeat
Robert Flores
>get off work at 7am >sexually harass wife while she gets ready for work >shower >wake up kids >eat breakfast with kids >sleep until 2pm while kids destroy house >wake up and clean house >play Minecraft with kids >cook supper and try to time it perfectly for when the wife gets off work >watch Jeopardy with wife and kids >power quickie fuck wife while kids shower and clean >take nap >go to work at 10pm repeat every day for 4 days
Elijah King
same i keep thinking i need to improve myself, take some initiative and get a job I actually enjoy or go to the gym or at least pick up a hobby or something but i get home from work and all i want to do is stare at a wall until it's time to go to bed. It's bizarre, I work full time and fully support myself but somehow i still feel like a NEET
Hunter Morgan
We need to see more of these threads; I like this
Bentley Edwards
>get up 7-10 at night >go eat dinner >go on my computer all night while feeling depressed and shit >watch a movie or two >go on discord and talk shit to a bunch of people >sometimes discuss my past and emotions and about my IED with someone on discord >Call my cousin who's in canada in the middle of the night and talk for a few hours having a laugh >feel tired but happy because I like escaping reality and being asleep >it's like 7-10 am and I decide to sleep
Oliver Russell
you brush your teeth for an hour and a half?
Bentley Kelly
I... Think that includes the shower and general morning activities.
Chase Morgan
you're telling us you DON'T, Snaggletooth?
Wyatt Long
you should tell her. my gf was super into it when she found out.
Henry Powell
AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN
Luis Price
>Weekdays: wake up. >hygene >breakfast >Leave house by 11:45 >Get to work between 12:15- 12:20 depending on traffic. >Do work (let's just say I'm in tech support. >Get off around 9:00pm >Head home. >Supper with family if they are still awake. >Sleep by 11 (usually)
>Weekends: >Wake whenever. >Eat whenever > Go tend my pot plants (don't worry. Legal state.) > Go for a drink if it's not too late/early in the day > Go home and sleep.
Julian Edwards
>Get up at 7am >Weigh out/take creatine, aniracetam (4.5g, 0.75g respectively) and fish oil >Have breakfast and coffee (toast or weet-bix) >Take a shit >Have a shower/shave >Fuck housemate if shes around (which warrants another shower and changing sheets cause she makes a fucking mess of the bed) >Get dressed >Now 8am >Wash dishes if any and clean house >Leave for uni at 8:30 or so >Either go to class or study for 2-3 hours >Return home for lunch ~12pm >Possibly another fuck if housemate is about >Go back to university library to study for another 2-3 hours >Cook dinner ~6-7pm >Often work anywhere between 5pm and midnight (only 10hrs a week) >If no work either gym or run >9pm, smoke weed and do whatever I feel like until I get sleepy (game, listen to music, another slow fuck with housemate if she's up for it) >Rinse and repeat
Isaiah Myers
She was definitely weirded out by it before but after many years, she's slowly coming around. She agreed to let me stick a thumb in her ass while in doggy. She asked if she lets me stick my penis in her, she gets to use a strapon on me. I told her yes she could but only after I get dat ass. I think she caught on how eager I was. It was a couple months ago now and she hasn't brought it up since. She thinks my thumb hurts sometimes.. I try to tell her to relax and not clinch and it wouldn't hurt, but she doesn't believe me. I can't tell her I stick something 7 times larger than my thumb up my ass. Not yet at least.
It'll happen eventually... I am actually worried that she's going to be overwhelmed at how much I enjoy it.
Luis Richardson
>wake up at 10am >go to o chem class >go to stats class >go to partial diffy q >go to quantum mechanics >go back to apartment >masturbate for an hour >do homework >get drunk and high >throw up and sleep >repeat
Nicholas Diaz
You really are trying to brag, pal.
Adam Bell
>wake up >take a shit >get out of bed
Aaron Cooper
>implying there's a better place to suck dicks than an olive garden bathroom
i bet you get your dicks at a truck stop toilet. disgusting
Jordan Long
>Wake up at at 15:45 >Furiously masturbate to thought of wife paying the slightest interest in me. >Piss, Shower, Gel hair >Start work at 17:00 (nightshift) > Fart in boss' coffee cup >Lock building up >Piss in HR's plant pots >Contemplate hanging myself but decide not to due to wanting to see new GOT >Run around inside of building screaming >Settle down and do my Uni work >Cry for a bit >Finish work at 08:30 >Drive home and scream at pigeons on the way >Get in bed and furiously masturbate once again but wipe the splooge on the walls >Sleep
Daniel Long
...
Lucas White
>Gel Please die prematurely.
Ryan Richardson
>Wake up at an unspecified time because my schedule is never the same >Turn on the computer and go take a piss >get some dry muesli as breakfast >browser youtube/facebook/Sup Forums for an hour >game rest of the day >sleep >repeat
Christopher Clark
>alarm wake up at 6:15am >fb/ignore alarm till 6:40 >i should change the alarm time... >shower,food,pack meals etc till 7:45 >leave for education >exhaustion from smiling and socializing >education ends at 4:30 >gym from post 5 till 8 give or take 30 mins >food, yt, heavy deathcore/metal crap >nty nofap
Nicholas Morris
>wake up 7:00 >breakfast shower shave >leave at 8:15 to go to uni >follow my classes till 4 >go home and shitpost soforth >dinner at 18:30 >study till 22:00 >Sup Forums, yt twitch and porn >go to sleep 00:30
John Morris
>wake up at 2:30 pm >eat, shower, brush teeth >go to work at 5:00 pm >work til 3:00 am >come home, sleep >repeat Mon-Fri Fuck night shift
Wyatt Perry
>up at 4.45am >brush teeth, BO basher and get dressed >in car at 5.00am >get to work at 6.20am >prepare the days work schedule >start work at 7 am >11-11.45am have smoko >knock off at 4-5pm >get home at 6-7pm >have a beer and a smoke >put dinner on at around 7.30 >do a bit on the books >eat dinner at 8.30 >watch some anime in bed >pass out around 9.30
Repeat 6 days a week
Brody Collins
>wake up 2pm >have shower >play video games till 5AM >repeat
Elijah Moore
>Dirtbag lifestyle. Fuck man you're really wild, rock and roll!
Jaxon Reed
Misconstruing what a dirtbag really is
Matthew Flores
>get up at two PM >walk to grandma's half a mile away >shower and get ready for work >walk another mile and a half to work >work from 4-1:30 AM >walk back home in the heat >lay down on friend's floor >call gf and tell her I love her >go to sleep
Ryder Ward
during uni >get up 10ish >cigarettes, coffee and breakfast on the balcony >shower, dress, pack bag >drive to uni, about 20 minute drive, spend a fucking millennium finding a park >class or classes, smoke breaks in between >lunch >more classes, more smoke breaks >study in library >head back home around 6-7ish >either grab some dinner on the way or whip something up when I get home >grab a beer, have a dart and watch some tv >study, work on assignments >brush teeth and bed between 11 and 1
on uni breaks >get up 7ish >go for a run down the beach, stop by the deli on the way back and get the paper and durries if I need them >make coffee and breakfast, have a dart and read paper >watch some sunrise, fap to Sam Armytage >shower and dress >if I'm working, head off at 9:30, knock off between 2:30 and 6 >get home, shower and grab a beer >make something nice for dinner or head around to parents if I cbf. >brush teeth and bed by 11
Easton Sanders
> get up 9pmish > wake up girlfriend > hop on computer > Hop in shower with gf, daily hygiene shit > give GF her meds > gf goes to work > clean house > video games/netflix > girlfriend gets home 5am > video games/netflix together > fuck > nap > fuck again > start dinner 11am > eat dinner 12ish > bed 1pm > possibly fuck again > sleep > repeat
Henry Hall
>Up around 630 >Prep kids and myself until 730ish >Drops off kids and go to work 800 >Lab rat at hospital until 1530 >Pick up kids and go home 1600 >Make dinner and eat 1700 >Play with smart phone/pc/kids until 1900 >Prep and put kids to bed until 2000 >Sex wife/game/read books/sit on couch until 2300 >Go to sleep at ~0030
Kids eat up a lot of time.
Luke Bell
Exactly me.
Christopher Mitchell
>Wake up at 10-11 >No shower, straight to work >Late lunch at 3 >Finish work at 4-5 >Shower >Either takeout or make something >Watch Wimbledon until 4-5 in the morning
Daniel Nelson
>get up at 8am >make breakfast, fuck gf, shower together >bike to work, get there at 10 >serving at a restaurant >off work at 4 >go home, chill and play BotW for a bit, eat dinner >twice a week I use that window to lift free-weights and shower instead >go to school from 6:00 to 9:30 >get home at 10 >fuck gf again (pic related, she's 18) >sleep soundly
Chill hard on the weekends though
Adrian Cook
so you just live off your gf?
Josiah Sullivan
BIERJUNGE!
Anthony Lewis
11:00am - Wake Up, shit and vape and shower 11:30am - read Drudge Report 12:30pm - Lunch, more Drudge 1:30pm - Video games, email 5:00pm - Nap 8:00pm - Dinner 9:00pm - Watch tv with wife 11:00pm - Video games 4:00am - Porn/Sup Forums 5:00am fap and sleep
Retirement is awesome
Xavier Kelly
Wake up Girlfriend drives me to work Army Barracks Shower in my dorm for 30 minutes Skip breakfast and straight to work Pop modafinil Buzz out all day Go home Fuck girlfriend Repeat
Christian Howard
>fencing oh shit someone post that vid of two guys fencing! fucking cool my man!
Bentley Lewis
>Wake up >meds with food >Can't Work because injured >Play dalaran WoW to pass time/ Read lord of the rings >Have a beer or two >meds >bed
Chase Bailey
Summer >Wake up somewhere between 9am-11am >Have breakfast, some shit like a big sandwich >Go hiking until 1pm 'cause gets too hot, go to river until 2:30pm >Lunch >Go to gym 4:30pm >Finish at about 6:30pm >Go to gf's place until 8pm, fuck her >Go hiking again, there's a forest near home >At 11pm go home for dinner >12am go bed and try to sleep >Somewhere between 1am and 3am fall asleep
Connor Morris
>wake up (5:00am) >jog (5:15am) >eat breakfast (6:00am) >work around the house (6:30am) >internet (9:30am) >lunch (12:30pm) >internet again (1:00pm) >go out to the mall or spend time with family after their work (5:30pm) >Dinner (7:30pm) >Watch some tv with family (8:00pm) >Sleep (10:30pm)
im boring. it's summertime for me, and if i have friends available, i hang out with them.