PAN NICE AND HOT
PAN NICE AND HOT
IN
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IN
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Yes, chef!
DONE
LIQUID NITROGEN
NICE AND COLD
JANNY SLOW AND UNRESPONSIVE
OUT OF THE OVEN
LET YOUR MEAT REST
NOTHING WORSE THAN A CHEWY FOETUS
holy shit
HOTTTTTT
Nice and HOTTTT yeah?
BUTTER
CHEESE
BUTTER
Can I get a full list of Gordon's catch phrases? I used to watch this show dubbed.
DUDE CHEESE LMAO
>That Paula Deen lasagna recipe that calls for 19 sticks of butter
>Let's start with the basics for a prime flank steak.
>Ground Saola Meat
>Ground Reindeer antlers
>Plasma Torch.
fuck me
HAUGHT
HAUGHT RISSOTO
BABY FOOD YEAH
Bend over
>Putting on a brave face: The celebrity chef looked smart in a charcoal polo shirt and form-fitting indigo jeans
fashion critique in a story about miscarriage
MEAT NICE AND JUICY
>watching Gordon cook scrambled eggs
>he whips the eggs into textureless paste
>burns the toast black
>cuts up tomatoes into halves and burns them into shriveled tomato raisins
How do you fuck up something so simple
MEAT COLD AND TOXIC
DIARRHEA WARM AND SOFT
PANTS: STAINED, UNDERWEAR RUINED
Everything's there, it is what it is.
>BABY
>DEAD
I AIN'T NO BITCH
I don't eat eggs due to an intolerance but I generally pine for eggs when I see them. His scrambled eggs though look really bad. Almost raw which just turns my stomach. I realise they aren't but still.
Everyone raves about them and they eat eggs so who am I really
love his scrambled eggs. never going back to milky/watery style.
Did this faggot get murdered yet
rip arteries
I'm surprised there's no ja/ck/ posting in this thread yet.
I just crack my eggs into a blender with peppers and pour it all into the pan whilst aggressively stabbing at it in all angles.
>egg intolerance
Didn't realise this was a thing, 2bh.
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And there you have...
A beautiful...
Rustic...
Bison Tartare ensemble.
Look at that...
Fantastic.
I hate this fat fuck.
I wish I could make my food as JUICI as King Jack.
COCK NICE AND HARD
BEAUTIFUL
NUTELLA! BACON!
But that's easy, just leave everything raw as fuck and you've been Jacked.
For example,
>put a pork roast in the oven
>wait for two minutes
>take it out
>bon appetit
what is that shit hanging off it?
PAN
WARM-ISH
COOK IT HOW YOU WANT
YOU'RE ONLY HERE COS YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
>YOU'RE ONLY HERE COS YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
This is true.
Something that got devoured by a
BIG
BOY
BITE
I hope the stroke he's bound to have at some point happens sooner rather than later.
MILK
NICE AND WARM
My immune system isn't strong enough to Jack my shit up yet.
What's your problem man? Jack is a culinary expert, juicy, beautiful.
Boiled egg master race reporting in.
Slide 4 eggs into an electric kettle that is half filled with water and boil.
~8 minutes later, pour out hot water, fill with cold water and wait a few mins to cool.
You now have a perfectly warm gooey egg waiting for you and no washing up at all.
Max 30 seconds effort and plenty of time to cut your toast into soldiers.
Jack
She actually makes some really delicious looking stuff. It's always unhealthy as fuck though, with chocolate etc
I didn't laught this hard in months
Here's a picture of the chicken in that Fajita.
anyone got the webm of the rare/bloody chicken?
>ywn never cum in kelsey's good eye as she recounts her inspiration for the next meal
>All that pink
...
>rare
It's more medium rare, very juicy. BEAUTIFUL.
i want to stab his fleshy disgusting face
>American Cuisine
I don't believe you
>can only cook beef mince and eggs
>even i know chicken is not supposed to be pink
who bankrolls his show?
>talks about not eating the bloody part
>eats the part he sliced off next to the bloody part which is still pink and undercooked
>"just put it in the microwave to finish the cooking"
URGH
>Not being hypnotized by his physique and eyes.
/ck/ here
I'm triggered.
TWO WORDS
MAYBE THREE
IN EACH SENTENCE
PIZZA
DELICIOUS
RAMSAY
WRONG
i bet he reeks of sweat & grease constantly
>who bankrolls his show?
His hundreds of thousands of dedicated fans.
even "bad" pizza is good pizza
Gordon is a faggot
w-what's their endgame?
>His hundreds of thousands of dedicated fans.
Perfecting the art of juicy cooking.
This. Ramsay can't appreciate a 'Ot 'Esh 'Go 'Za. The 'Go 'Za 'Oked 'Lish.
Damn, then again he shoudn't feel that sad, he have 4 already.
>pizza is just tomato paste, meatballs and 5kg of cheese
>best in the country
makes me feel physically sick
Looks beautiful, Jack
>world class chef
>undercooks own baby
>Almost raw which just turns my stomach
That's how actual chefs cook scrambled eggs, homecooks are infamous for overcooking them.
Sophie Dahl was the only good tv chef
i feel bad for laughing at that
She's a chef? I thought she was a model
>not Sandra Lee
I'm dying.
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Her food was typical bake off shit but what a qt
I mean, yeah. She's gorgeous. But I had no idea she had a cooking show.
CAREER
NICE AND OVER
THANKS NIGGERS
Underrated
His eggs look great. I bet the ones you make are basically an omelette.
Anyone else just watch a ton of cooking shows but never actually cook more than like 2 or 3 things?
Hadn't seen this response
Well done, user.
Absolutely I do
ahhh nigella
forfilling my Oedipus complex since 200x
Cooking shows are comfy as hell.
Anyone else watch the patrician Youtube food show?
>forfilling
I can't cook actual proper food for shit, but I made a nice coffee cake the other day.
He makes pretty good stuff and the recipes are usually really simple to work with. I don't know why people complain about his voice though. Also he doesnt show his face so thats a plus for me.